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fuck the institution of marriage i am nobody’s spouse let alone a stay-at-home one
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*clears throat* well, you know what? nevermind everything single thing i have just said
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#mizu please come back it’s been a year and the kids miss you#i can’t do this alone#i promise i’ll be good#abuse me#beat the dog shit out of me#cheat on me#hit me with your car#step on me#spit on me#kick me#take my body and soul#😭😭😭#i’m sorry#i ran out of anti-delulu pills#i just can’t shut up about mizu being hot#hahaha#hornyposting on main#blue eye samurai#bes#bes mizu#mizu bes#mizu#blue eye samurai mizu#mizu blue eye samurai#happy bi visibility month#by the way
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#writing#writing memes#writing life#writing community#author memes#writers on tumblr#author life#writers#meme#veryrealauthorthings#writing habits#kick me
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i wanna get back into animating so i downloaded flipaclip app and made this
#psyraps#psychoraptors#psychoraptor#psyrap#oc#original character#original characters#psyraptor#psyraptors#flipaclip#animatic#raptor#raptors#raptor species#open species#original species#kick me#kick me sign#freekazaur#ozkar reardon
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I am absolutely fuckng livid that I have to do things in order for them to get done.
What the hell am I supposed to do about it?
Have you met me?!
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Rizzuku himdoriya
That's it
Bye
#UGH DEKU#HE'S SO FINEEEEE#slap me#kick me#idc just UGH#deku#midoriya izuku#mha#bnha#rizzuku himdoriya#rizzuku rizzoriya
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Blond women are my weakness
#they are so hot#women are hot#but like BLONDES#I will let them step on me#kick me#spit me#bonus points if they are mean#but lovingly
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It was my brothers birthday a few days ago so we had it themed TMNT. We had balloons, stickers, napkins, and even cloth posters TMNT themed I was scared I enjoyed my brothers birthday more than he did! Today my younger sibling found one of the stickers from his birthday on my jacket. I went to school today with that sticker on my back and no one said anything!! (T-T) Does anyone even remember TMNT anymore?
#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#tmnt#birthday#birthday theme#kick me#school problems#school
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That's cute.
…resisting. Resisting. … …failing.
Note says "Uranus is full of gas."
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I want him to punch me like that
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I have been emotionally compromised. I am heart broken. Nothing will ever be okay again.
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Kick Me - Sleeping With Sirens
Song 194
#sadboimusic69#sleeping with sirens#sws#kick me#kellin quinn#2010s#2010s music#2010 nostalgia#late 2010s#late 2010s emo#2010s emo#emo music#alternative rock#2015#late 2010s nostalgic#music#depression music#depression#depressed#sad#epitaph records#youtube#sadboimusic69 song 194
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gawrsh
#kh#kingdom hearts#star wars#luke skywalker#darth vader#destiny doodles#destiny comics#donald#goofy#disney#i'm on a star wars kick rn sorry this is what you get from me for now u_u
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(me to myself) it's okay, they're just acting..
zoom in on the smooches:
#arcane#caitvi#piltover's finest#vi arcane#caitlyn kiramman#the crotch thing is definitely not based on me#when i was kicked in the crotch during football practice
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blehhh...
i made an aa/lawyersona of @snapscube :3 we all know and love the lawyer+silly girl duos of ace attorney but it's about time the silly girl became the lawyer
#that animation kicked my ass#SUPER fun though. i love ace attorney sprite work#i want to make my own aa ocs now...#but n e wayz hi olivia if youre seeing this i hope u have SO much fun with the rest of the games :]#i Will be keeping up with the aa liveblogging it helps keep me insane about ace attorney#bug art#snapcube#ace attorney#bug animated
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Imagine you're the medic assigned to the task force. You're not some dainty little thing. You're snappy and will drag them by the ears if you have to. You're constantly getting into arguments with Price because he won't listen to you when all you're trying to do is help him.
Anyway, the rest of the team has bets on how long its going to take before you two finally fuck. Gaz gives y'all another month. Soap says two weeks. Ghost thinks that you've already done it.
Now, imagine how mad Gaz and Soap are, both giving Ghost 50 quid each when Price casually drops that not only do you have sex on the regular, but you've been married for the last five years.
#captain john price x reader#john price x reader#john price#Don't tell me that this isn’t how it works. i know that. i just think it's funny.#also you totally kick his ass for telling the team about your sex life#john price x medic!reader
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