#but let's get it out of my head

[hymnoeides]

'Cause I'm stuck with your stories

[time-woods]

you cant tell me he wasnt holding back any comments

[stuckinapril]

friend wanted to see my tumblr, and when i told him i can’t show it to him bc it’s basically my personal diary he went “oh so I can’t see it but a bunch of strangers on tumblr can??” he literally does not get me. no one will get me like the people in my phone get me

[welcometogrouchland]

[ID in ALT] I've made posts before about Talia/Dick co-parenting Damian moments (will never happen but let me dream) and this came to me in a vision. Took me ages to finish for some reason 😭 and then even longer to post

[swedenis-h]

They showed up on my Pinterest feed again…

[haunted-pool-noodle]

euclydia was destroyed, what, a few trillion years ago? we can joke about it by now, right?

(audio is of course from john mulaney's "The One Thing You Can't Replace")

[Video description:

Bill Cipher is shown, heavily zoomed in so that only the top half of his eye is visible.

The speaker in the audio says, "And I had that thought, that only blackout drunks, and Steve Urkel, can have." The audience laughs.

It zooms out to show that Bill is floating in front of the remains of Euclydia, the rest of his body covered in blood.

"Did-" The speaker is cut off as the audience continues to laugh and clap.

Bill looks at his blood-covered hands, then turns to look behind him. He glances back at himself, and jumps back as he notices the blood all over him.

"Did I do that?"

It zooms in on Bill's haunted expression, sharply contrasted by the humorous tone of the words. End description]

[united-under-skyfall]

leverage is so fucking funny. man manages to find the most mentally ill and neurodivergent group of thieves on the market + an even more mentally ill guy whose literal job description was trying to chase all of them, and forces them into a found family speed-run by trying to blow them all up. they lowkey stage a full fucking country wide coup and are like eh 🤷 just another wednesday. this might be a fun place to vacation tho i guess. sophie shows up to her own funeral twice. they're so good at convincing people of their shit that they make a guy's body start reacting to an illness he doesn't have because it isn't real. go completely out on a limb and basically hand this one guy a new password for his computer so they can get into it and he goes with it. parker and hardison have straight up just "fake it 'till you make it"d into the fbi without even attempting to cover their tracks beyond just These Two Guys. half their clients never asked to be their clients and don't know they're their clients, and the other half are random people who find them who fuckin knows how, meanwhile no government agency can track them down without selling their soul to sterling. they make a point to have a dramatic scene w a Big Bad Shadowy Government Guy who doesn't actually get caught or brought to justice or anything telling them he's going to hunt them all down, and in any other show this would probably earn at least a minor arc later on but he literally never shows up again. an entire season finale hinged on a cake and a bunch of clams. they accidentally made eliot a celebrity not once, not twice, but three times. parker blew up her foster parents' house when she was like. nine. and it's hardly a footnote. hardison is just casually an artistic prodigy but it's only ever brought up for the most background of background gags. eliot's biggest beef with parker and hardison for like two and a half seasons is that they won't stop making weird food with lasers and refuse to realize they can't make a decent beer to save their lives. sophie's immediate response to being shot is to call her shooter a wanker. there's a character who has literally killed a man with a mop and they had the audacity to only put her in one episode.

[canisalbus]

✦ Huhhahhei ✦

[bacchuschucklefuck]

they tried to rebrand as The Criminals but riz is literally the city council's treasurer and also turns out people in their late 20s don't really name their friend groups. so now they're The Intrepid Heroes

[benevolenterrancy]

~ Extremely Unwilling Magical Protagonists Attempt To Outrun The Plot And Not Fucking Die ~

(@takofukkatsumi this tag is from a while ago but it hasn't left my brain -- L-Space got very weird all of a sudden)

[blueskittlesart]

not exactly a full comic or anything but considering it's been 2 years since i've touched this au i think this warrants some fanfare. new coliseum au content everyone come get your content

(sequentially this would take place directly after the sword-claim scene in part 4. don't expect any more elaboration on this ever btw)

[peppermintquartz]

Magnus Bane/Asmodeus

under the cut for incestuous undertones

"Magnus."

"Not interested." Magnus doesn't even look up from his book. His pen slows only for a heartbeat before it resumes skating across the page in his elegant scrawl.

His father's footsteps pause at the door, and then close in. Asmodeus has never been good at acknowledging boundaries.

Despite himself, Magnus relaxes as his father places a hand on the back of his neck. It's a Pavlovian response by now. Even with all their history, Magnus can't help but lower his defenses around Asmodeus.

It's the remnant of celestial energy radiating off the fallen angel, Magnus supposes. It soothes and calms, and is a large part of why Asmodeus is a terrifying foe.

And yet, he's still a terrible father, the warlock's mind supplies.

"I can feel your censure, my dear boy," says Asmodeus. He sounds fond. "Which of my crimes are you thinking of now?"

Magnus snorts. "Let's see... Coercing me to kill innocent people when I was a child, that's an old favorite. Let's run with that."

Asmodeus chuckles and trails his fingers down and across the long line of his son's neck and right shoulder. "I remember. You looked radiant."

"Blood dripping from my bare hands. I was still a boy then."

"Rich, red life, the perfect embellishment for my beautiful kekasih." Asmodeus leans down and kisses Magnus' cheek. His breath is inhumanly warm, almost sweet, but the magic that lingers with his touch carries the demonic taint of iron and sulphur.

Magnus shivers. The core of his immortal self rings out in resonance, echoing the call of Asmodeus' essence. "Stop doing that."

"You're so afraid of seeing what you truly are, wanting what you truly desire," his demonic father whispers. Asmodeus slides a warm hand around Magnus' neck and squeezes lightly. "No matter, dear boy. We have the rest of time for you to understand one simple truth: that you belong to me."

[dizzybizz]

i've been moshang-ing lately, like exclusively

[kuromi-hoemie]

i am not immune to transmascs in sweatpants and a sleeveless top

im rly fucking weak about it actually

[clonemmunism]

I‘ll betray you like a man.

Slowly losing it this took so long. Anything for them tho. Enjoy

[tabooiart]

this hot pink bitch was named breakfast!!!