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hanzajesthanza · 2 years ago

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sorel degerlund: thus concludes my evil plan of being gay for pay. any questions

geralt:

geralt: you mean to tell me all this time, i could have been gay for pay, but instead, i’ve been gay for FREE?! like an idiot?!

#sorry if this was already said i feel like it was. but i already looked for a post that said this and cant find it!!#the fact that it had to be specified ‘oh no i like women i just dont have an issue with using my looks for nepotism’ ??#like i hate it and i hate that our representation is this | woman who got bored of men | r*pist #but its also just. a little. objectively. funny #every time a gay character appears in the witcher i just kind of narrow my eyes and ask sapkowski… do you think this is how gay people work #anyways this scene / entire book is much less psychically damaging if you believe geralt is bisexual #also entire series #the witcher is just an objectively good series but only if you feel that geralt is bisexual / mlm #otherwise it’s just like eh #txt #book: season of storms #c: sorel degerlund #c: geralt #because i wish to eat a third donut #the witcher books

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teenytinyapprentice · 9 months ago

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annoying little sister (affectionate)

#alfendi layton #katrielle layton #professor layton #teenytinyart #layton brothers mystery room #laytons mystery journey #layton mystery detective agency #them being siblings is just objectively really funny to me #younger sibling solidarity but also they need to annoy the hell out of each other constantly its the law #aneyways this got a little muddy but i still like it hfkjsdf

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yippee-optimistically · 10 months ago

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wip of a s2 teens lineup/desktop background bc i have been so fixated on stardew valley i forgot the finale is coming out TOMORROWW dangitt !!!! and some spare doodles ^_^

norm from 52 ^

jodie and baby taylor ^ bc i desperately wana think hes a nice grandpa .. and i thought nicky mentioned him visiting ?? idk. :(

and also a cass and baby taylor ^ he makes me sick

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adorablegorilla · 11 months ago

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It's so funny because all the hype around the dunmeshi anime is what finally got me to read it. And it was great! Incredible even! Ryoko Kui is a master of character design and world building!

But then I decided, "you know, I've read one manga on my "to-read" list, why not go ahead and do a couple more?" And then I read Girls' Last Tour and Shimeji Simulation.

And guess which one got more entrenched in my brain, the Incredibly Fleshed-Out And Rich Fantasy World, or the Weird Moeblob Slice Of Life Manga About Girls With Food In Their Hair?

#shimeji simulation #girls' last tour #dungeon meshi #to be fair I think I'd definitely gain more appreciation for Dungeon Meshi if I reread it #and gave myself more time to absorb all the little intricacies of the world and characters #which I am planning to do as well as watch the anime #it's just funny to me how COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY ShimSim supplanted its place in my head #DunMeshi is objectively amazing but Shimeji gives me brainworms #i consider GLT and ShimSim part of the same work #not because they're necessarily connected by story (other than some references and easter eggs)#but because of the connected themes and ideas explored within each #the themes and concepts explored in the two manga are different and unique to each other but also incredibly interconnected

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slymanner · 9 days ago

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Tpot 15 spoilers

Yeah okay that was awesome.

#bfdi #bfb #tpot #tpot liy #tpot pen #tpot bottle #tpot tennis ball #tpot spoilers #like okay i get it now #like this whole episode just made me understand why people love liy so much #like not even just THIS moment there was alot of small interactions she had with her team that were just REALLY GOOD #i loved liy's small little jab @ death pact saying she doesn't wanna deal with them again #and then when black hole tells team 2 that they did a good job fixing the past liy is a little uncomfy/shy around/talked to by him #and then when black hole tells team 🎼 that they did a good job fixing the past liy is a little uncomfy/shy being around/talked to by him #and the little scene of liy telling pen it's okay we all have regrets is so CUTE i love that #funny that they brought back the liy killing people from bfb 1 to compare it to pen being okay killing leafy cause she stole dream island #and using it to show liy and pen have also grown as people and have made mistakes in its own goofy object show goofy way

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ratatatastic · 6 months ago

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or alternatively dweeb meets other dweeb more news at 11

LIGHT. LIGHT IN HIS EYES. LOOK AT EM BIG OLE EYES. LOOK AT HIM TOUCH HIS JERSEY.

GLORY BE TO THE MIKKSY SIGNED JERSEY RAAAAAAAAA

CanesWear Signing | 7.1.24

#niko mikkola #florida panthers #the mortifying ordeal of being known #you can tell how bad i was shaking from how much the jersey moves in my hands oh it was so serious for me its not even funny #“youre my favourite player thats why” “thank you” girl i would eat concrete for you without any hesitation #“new jersey?” me sweating profusely because i have to admit i had this jersey for a while now in front of his face oh god oh FUCK #“where do you want it? here or here?” “anywhere choose where anywhere” “ill do this way”#behold decision paralysis plus the constitution of a doormat with an awful aim to please vs the assuredness of a bull romping through field #“i mean its your jersey at the end of the day”#he says without thinking because he lacks a brain to mouth filter and immediately wants to slam his head into the nearest hardest object #but its okay it got a little smile out of mikksy so maybe my motor mouth can be used for good #my voice is so hoarse because i stood under for 7 hours and also loudly cheered like never before all throughout those 7 hours yesterday #also a lot of people had tickets for both mikksy and lundy or just lundy so thats why the line was moving slowly #so at one point they went OKAY WHO HAS TICKETS FOR JUST NIKO and i raised my hand like oo oo mee ☝️ and got rushed to the front #also a lot of the stuff he was signing was nonspecific posters and hats or other players jerseys (that already had other signatures on em)#which is why the attendant was like oh sweet jersey! and mikksy was like new jersey? because there werent many people at all #comparatively his signing was priced the lowest at 39 out of all cats players. the highest currently is benny at 60 #does it suck his line was shorter. there was surprise when someone toddles in with a mikksy jersey. and that his signing was priced low?#yes ofc but also i didnt have to stand in the heat for long got ushered in faster and my wallet didnt cry so lets not kid ourselves here #there are silver lining to everything but anyways first hockey jersey and first signature on it acquire call that a man on a mission 😎👉👉#long tags i love mikksy i lot you understand right <3 #also im never wearing this jersey again so i might as well buy a frame and ANOTHER mikksy jersey #to bad it also has my 30th ani cats patch on it too </3

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catboytb · 2 years ago

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i think my entire history of drawing has lead up to me making smthing like this tbh

#osc #object show #portal #portal 2 #Wheatley #wheatley portal 2 #chell #chell portal #listen ok i.#this thought occurred to me nd i immediately needed to draw ot6 #essentially its just 'au where the cores have like object show limbs'#but also I think making all of portal into like. a fucked up object show would be really funny #like chell nd all the other cores are like contestants nd the challenges are the tests #nd glados is like the host y'know #but then half way through we do a little contestant revolt nd Wheatley becomes host #nd he sucks ass at it alsk now glados has to compete (as a potato battery ofc)#idk j think that would be cool or smthing #But also this is most bc i wanted to draw cores with bfdi legs ok its not that deep #swag or whatever 👍👍👍#also obligatory apology for my hand writing

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aria-allium · 1 month ago

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i really don't want to come across like those people who vehemently denied the ending of bbc sherlock when it dropped but like. there's no way that actual slop of an extra chapter is real bc if it is idk man

#like i really feel like smth's up but also if that chapter's real it is what it is #it just also sucks ass LOL #like i'm not one who gives a fuck abt the shipping i rlly don't #like i'm not in the bkdk shit bc i wanted it to be canon #or even expected it to be #(tbr i didn't want it to be in the first place i preferred it the way it was)#so like. izuocha presumably being a thing now doesn't bother me on its own #like that shit's whatever #but it's the way it was executed #the fact that toga was used to push ochako towards izuku #the fact that izuku said NO to joining katsuki's hero agency??? like???#outside of shipping those two have a crazy special bond #and all this 'save to win win to save' shit i'm just supposed to accept that all of that was for literally nothing???#okay man.#ALSO #fucking. hero rankings existing at all after the war is Crazy!#toya and the league just like. literally died for nothing it feels like like this shit is so sinister #although objectively. i will say that katsuki being below the WASHING MACHINE is a little funny #it makes absolutely no sense but it is funny #bnha #bnha spoilers #bnha final volume #textpost #ari posting

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loverboybrightsideghost · 2 months ago

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"reblog for something lgbt to happen to you" at this point i'd be grateful if something straight happened to me

#bluebird.txt #i'd love to stop feeling like an unlikeable freak!!!#i get it i'm gay i look at least like a lesbian and at queerest as Some Thing I'm Not Sure How to Gender #but like. damn bro!#not even anyone? at all?#first of all i get no attention from girls and there's barely any thems (and im friends with most of the thems)#secondly not that i want the attention of cishet men but as i said before i'll take fucking anything to feel something #the most i get from cishet men has been laughing when i run because im late to class or a concert #like okay wow you find someone just running funny? i pity your entire brain #i think im just bored #its not like i understand romantic stuff any more really #i understand it on a logical level i think #but tell me why when i find a girl i have a huge crush on the SECOND i just need out platonically with someone else #the girl evaporates from my brain #and when i make the attempt to put myself out there and be like hey wanna go on a date?#all will to actually go on the date also evaporates?#she hasn't answered and that's an answer so im like alright even if you texted me late i actually do not care if i never see you again #not in a malicious way!!! just in a very bland you have not made a meaningful impact on my life way even though you seem cool!#which doesn't sound much better but trust me i mean these factually objectively not personally meanly #i have other friends mostly cis friends who have gotten guys after them and as much as like most of those guys are at best #a little annoying and at worst sort of creeps #like. THAT'S NEVER HAPPENED TO ME EITHER!!!#when i walk alone on campus esp when it's dark i do worry about assault and rape and stuff #but that's just the statistics and stuff #i know i'm not immune but in a weird way not being liked by anyone at all gives me reassurance that well #at least i'll probably never be assaulted at least not any time soon bc no one's ever looked at this (me) and had any kinds of #attracted thoughts #though that's definitely a false sense of security #after all someone could decide they hate transgenders and gender ambiguous people and assault me of course that could always happen!#i don't think it's likely to but. you never know!

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fierykitten2 · 4 months ago

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What the Proto Beasts and Neo Swords think of the photos Perrin has of them:

Walking Wake and Iron Leaves are sad that they left Area Zero before the photographer was able to get their photos

Gouging Fire seems to be the only one who’s actually happy with its photo. It thinks it makes it look the most majestic (everyone else thinks Crown’s photo makes it look the most majestic. Crown strangely agrees with Fire) okay I’ll admit it’s very hard to find screenshots of the photos online and somehow there seem to be more screenshots of Boulder and Crown’s photos than there are of Fire and Bolt’s photos. Since coming up with the idea for this post the other day I haven’t actually had another look at the photos and even yesterday I couldn’t quite remember what Fire’s one looked like. I do remember the other three though

Iron Boulder is sad that the photographer didn’t want to get closer (I wouldn’t be surprised if the photographer did try to get closer but was like the average fan and somehow looked at Boulder and was like “this is ugly but you know what isn’t? Skeledirge” so they never took a close-up. Boulder deserves a close-up you can hardly see it in its photo. I think Boulder would be rightly offended in this situation)

Raging Bolt isn’t too happy to see how little of it made it into the photo. And the boulder in front of it was so small all it needed was three more seconds and it would have poked its head up. The camera person would have needed to point the camera a lot higher to get the photo then. Also Bolt probably would have attacked the moment it saw the camera (it’s never seen a camera before) so maybe it’s for the best that you can’t see its head or neck in the photo

Iron Crown was fully aware of where the photographer was and had every intention of moving away to avoid getting its photo taken but it was too distracted by the beauty of Area Zero to move in time

Bonus: Fire likes to use Bolt’s photo to blackmail it (occasionally Wake joins in despite not knowing what blackmail is) and Leaves and Boulder like to use Crown’s photo to blackmail it

#I think objectively Fire has the best photo but I do still think Crown’s one is funny #although I also think Perrin stating it as a mystery means that Crown being on full show was a bad decision #it’s kinda similar to if characters mistook Paradox Pokémon for their modern-day counterparts who look nothing like them #oh wait #just in general the Neo Swords were done dirty with their photos I mean you can hardly see Boulder #I’m honestly convinced with how little of it you can see in its photo plus with how it was left the longest to be announced #and also how it was ignored in the transition between Wild Force/Cyber Judge to Temporal Forces #Game Freak seems to hate Boulder just as much as the average fan does #Fire got the ignored treatment as well but with the high possibility that Lucius’s Entei is actually Gouging Fire #plus it alongside Leaves having its artwork for the Japan Championships revealed earlier than the rest of the Proto Beasts and Neo Swords #and also being the only Proto Beast to get a prerelease promo for the expansion it gets its first non-ex card in #(well technically Bolt also got that but it doesn’t feature new card artwork. Also none of the Neo Swords got that treatment)#they do seem to love Fire #or at the very least they’re compensating for how little it’s been promoted due to being paired with Boulder #gouging fire #iron boulder #raging bolt #iron crown #proto beasts #neo swords #pokémon #walking wake #iron leaves

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electric-rabbits · 2 years ago

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"Oh but Tedbecca wouldn't work” “ They'd never let Roy Keeley and Jamie-” “See, but Ted and Trent-” do you know which relationship would be an actual curve ball on Ted Lasso s3? Beard and Trent. In this essay I will-

#this post is a joke but also it isn't #its coming entirely 100% from the scenes where Beard throws Trent the bottle and the one where they agree about late stage capitalism #two whole scenes thats right #and also bc when I first started watching Ted Lasso I was fully convinced that Beard was queer? idk theres something about him #but anyways Beard is in a toxic relationship and needs to see that he can have an intellectually challenging dynamic w/o the abuse #and Trent spent most of his life as a closeted gay man and is recently divorced. He needs to live a little #AND it's objectively funny. They could just mention it offhandedly on the last episode and it would make sense.#ted lasso s3

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k66-official · 2 years ago

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Oh? Dororo, you have a phone?

I think our phones are connected to the Kero Ball, or something like that? I've not looked into it much, to be honest.

#sgt frog #keroro gunso #doropost #i do have an app called inaturalist on here!#it's very useful for telling little brown birds apart from one another :)#and the wide variety of plants all around us too!#ah sorry i don't mean to gush! but my peers aren't really as interested in such things as i am #-d66 #and now a word from our host:#i wanted to add more stuff but it just didnt work out that way #but i was able to add a photo of zeroyasha soooo its all good :) doggy!#also i did trace part of koyuki from her official ref. im sorry. drawing her wasnt working out #anyway frog phones very much follow the roger rabbit rule. they exist when i think its funny #top secret insider info giroro is listed as giroro-chan in dororo's phone #giroro does not know this and would vehemently object to it while 'secretly' thinking its really sweet and cute #doror phone lore.#edit zeroyasha came out pretty crosseyed huh... sorry ouppy

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st4rstudent · 9 months ago

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Not an ask but suit name ideas I had for Winn and Mac would be the Mouse Potato (someone who spends a lot of work time on the computer), and Webhead (Avid user of the World Wide Web)

im hearing you and actively ignoring your second request anon. come closer. let us converse . im walking closer to you in very small steps so I look like im scurrying but in reality im 2 inches tall and it just takes forever for me to get close . im hearing youanon

#clemask #I GOT THE FOLLOWUP ASK DURING CLASS AND IHADTOFIGHT BACK A GIGGLE IN A SILENT CLASSROOM #ilike to imagine the first one is you walking into a room and saying that. then you close the door and the second ask is you instantly #swinging it back open and yelling #i might go with mouse potato for winn since it seems i am not the only one who thought it ++ the entire mouse theme #fun little fact i thought one of their special attacks could be cheese chew... hehe....#WEBHEAD IS CUTE. web like old school web (macintosh) and head because its his head. yess..yess...im imagining it in my mind #i thought of a bug when i first heard it but i could see it working #alpha geek is just objectively funny to me but i worry it might be too silly considering yknow. cogs cant take a joke #but also. hehehehehehehehehe

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carrotpiss · 1 year ago

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🐰🧡🐻

#in stark contrast to most of my personal posts this is about me being happy and gay #because i need to just get it out my system bc otherwise i am just going to grab a friend by the shoulders and scream (in joy) in their face #i am dating someone and its really really nice and sweet and cute and like nothing ive ever experienced before #and instead its like every tiny little dream about this kind of thing ive managed to hold onto despite every experience otherwise and ahhhh #the lack of focus on just sex or sex appeal is so nice its like there but as a side thing so its nice and i dont feel like an object #i feel like a human person with thoughts and feelings and interests outside if that and feel safe in that and feel safe that everything wont #just be discarded if i dont want to do that like i feel like boundaries and stuff are an option! without jeopardising everything #and el likes me as much as i like them and wants and sees and communicates that they want something long term and ahhhhhhhh #i just want to cry like holy shit this is everything ive ever wondered about like i have spent so long wondering what this feeling would #actually feel like and its so good and so indescribable and ahhhhhhh #waking up on monday night and seeing them in my bed and cuddling me was just so nice i felt wanted i felt... loved #this all seems so out of left field still i still feel like i just never saw it coming but its so welxome and nice and ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh #my pessimism is still there but its less loud now its more learning to accept this may not be perfect forever but letting me enjoy the now #crouch speaks #it feels so nice to not be scared and to feel secure and ahhh #also it made me laugh El remembered me hitting on then at the Dgoals release show making them blush lol #i only remember the time i hit on them later at the groles show so its funny i pretty much used the same line twice and it still worked #i cant wait to see them again i cant wait to hold hands in public again i cant wait to be idiots who keep blushing too hard and accidentally #kissing eachother on the nose instead of the mouth because we are stupid and gay and pathetic about it hahaha #just ahhhh i could gush forever how perfect the 2!!! dates weve been on were and the fact they want more and more and ahhhhh #this is so lame i know i just haven't experienced anything remotely like this before and its just... wild #like wow holy shit what on earth i have been so increasingly miserablely depressed and insecure from the shea stuff last year and then this #just absolutely removed all of that i actually feel like a human person again with value

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harvestmoth · 2 years ago

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pocket monster ideas

#im sorry i have to mash my interest in pokemon with everything and rn im a little too big on pokemon #in fact i am playing pokemon blaze black 2 as im typing all this #sorry for my gen 5 bias. i like those weird little objects #anyways irosana pokemon au. takes place in the ashkuyo pokemon au just completely separate except sana and kuyo are buddies #idk what sana would be doing though? i like to think shed be great at and kind of enjoy pokemon battling so maybe shed take on the gyms #sorry i cant make up good dialogue im not creative enough for that but just think like the cheryl encounter in dppt but she stays all game #was very tempted to just give sana a rayquaza or the shield dog i hope thats known. i think she deserves to just be friends with all legends #oh also iroha made a deal with god(ho-oh) in this reason for that is because of funny lore things #if you dont know its the thing about the three pokemon who died in the burned tower that ho-oh brought back to life as the now beast trio #anyways i didnt wanna draw arms so this is just a scribble about pokemon…#magia record

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nerugiganon · 1 year ago

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See I have the opposite problem where I literally only started playing video games in the 2010s when I was in my 30s so I have absolutely NO conception of video game history and what video games looked like in the early aughts. i'll look at something like the gen4 pokemon games and be like "oh yeah the graphics look cute and dinky bc that came out in 1995 right" and then i'll look up the actual release date and be like "....what do you mean 2008"

#lol #its funny cos my sister the neurotypical one actually got into gaming before i did (and only briefly)#she was really into the ace attorney games back when we were attending japanese school #and i remember our trip to japan in like i think 2008 or 2009 and #she #literally bought a 3DS there so she could play the latest game that just came out #she was like 'THIS IS REALLY HARD BUT I AM LEARNING SO MANY LEGAL TERMS IN JAPANESE" lolololllolol and i was like girl you are fking insane #you and your silly little video games #and here we are like 15+ years later shes married has a career and a kid #while i am playing silly little video games #how the turntables etc #this is also how i know “OBJECTION!!” is “IGIYARI!!!!” in japanese bc she would yell it at me ALL THE FUCKING TIME #funny thing but i bought a 3ds last year before the eshop shut down and bought a couple of ace attorney games to go with the layton ones #so i will finally? see what the fuss is about ig??

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