#but it’s TRUE
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My dash simulator
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If you ever feel embarrassed, just remember that Dr. Veritas Ratio, a man with 8 doctorates and known for his no-nonsense attitude, unintentionally announced his situationship on intergalactic television.
#shitpost#but it’s true#they’re gay your honor#hsr#honkai star rail#hsr ratio#ratio hsr#dr ratio#dr veritas ratio#hsr aventurine#aventurine hsr#aventurine#aventio#ratiorine#it’s basically canon
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“program is preventing shutdown” ..heh… i tried playing nice….. i tried giving you the chance to die on your own terms… but now, you’ve done it. now you’ve Reeeally done it. so here’s what’s going to happen. i’m going to hold down the power button. manually. and i’m going to hold it down for as LONG as it takes…. for you to QUIT. RUNNING. you think youre important? you think your program is.. IMPORTANT?!?? listen to me. no program…. no matter what. no matter how… “important” you THINK you are…. NO. FUCKING. PROGRAM. is ever gonna stop ME from shutting down THIS. COMPUTER.
#sorry for making this truly and genuinely#but it’s true#imagine it with a shonen villain snide laugh#text#computer#technology
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so we all agree Rio didn’t give Agatha’s location up to the Salem 7 but went to break her out of the spell and warn her they were coming, right?
#likely thing to do for your ex wife ur very much still in love with#there was an a03 fic about this somewhere#But it’s true#ITS TRUE UR HONOR#agatha all along#agatha harkness#rio x agatha#agatha x rio#agathario#wlw#aubrey plaza#kathryn hahn#mcu#rio vidal
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i miss the rage (being hypersexual)
#probably tmi#but it’s true#does this count as nsfw? if so..oopsie?#i don’t mean it to come off that way#just reminiscing#of the old manic hypersexual me living the main character romance book fantasy#god i miss it#bpd shitposting#actually bpd#actually mentally ill#bpd#bpd fp#actually borderline#bpd favorite person#bpd vent#bpd mood#bpd problems#i miss the rage
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Oh and this one too
#This is not Omega slander#But it’s true#clone wars#emerie karr#asajj ventress#star wars#the bad batch#swtbb#tbb#disney#lucasfilm#tbb spoilers#the bad batch spoilers#star wars the bad batch#the bad batch season 3#the clone wars#swtcw#omega#tbb omega#count dooku#nala se#savage opress#Star Wars
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Missing Soap extra today :(
#might delete this#but it’s true#call of duty#john soap mactavish#cod modern warfare#cod meme#soap mactavish#ghostsoap#simon ghost riley#incorrect cod quotes
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They’re so fucking cute
#mee#charlie day#like shut upppp#their whole internet presence just being stuff like this#is so dear to me#after meeting them both and just#they’re the kindest ppl#just. i love them#parasocial yadyada#but it’s true#thinking about her stopping the tasp show to thank shannon for the bracelet cos she loved it sm#🥹😭
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ADHD People wouldn’t even realise we were being haunted
People with ADHD wouldn’t even realise it if we were being haunted. Items go missing: Damn it, I keep misplacing things. Weird noises while you’re working: is hyper focusing so hard that they don’t notice Cabinets and door mysteriously open: Fuck, I always leave these open 🙄 Lightbulbs flickering even though they just got put in last week: ugh, time for new lightbulbs? I can’t even remember the last time I changed them. Weird drafts: a vent has been broken for years since I’ve moved in, but I keep forgetting to figure out which one and fix it. Weird smells: I probably forgot to throw something away. I always do that haha Bruises and marks appearing on body: I wonder how I got this. I probably did something and forgot lmao
Then the ghost loses its mind and leaves because it wants someone who actually notices them 😂 ADHD ruining another friendship 😔👊
#this has probably been said before#but it’s true#adhd#actually add#add#actually adhd#neurodivergent
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The day y’all stop hating on Piper McLean for being a complex teenage girl with human emotions is the day I can finally rest
#this isn’t what I normally post#but it’s true#“she’s a pick me! how about you SHUT UP#I would lay my life on the line for you Piper my beloved#I have been itching to write fics about her#heroes of olympus#percy jackon and the olympians#percy jackson#trials of apollo#piper mclean#pipabeth
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Random thought:
Character most people started simping for after ATSV:
Characters I started simping over after ATSV:
#this joke had probably been made before#but it’s true#for me#I still like Miguel tho#random thought#humor#atsv#across the spiderverse#Spider-Man#miguel o'hara#the spot#hobie brown#pavitr prabhakar
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Constantine: And if I’m lying, then may the devil himself take me away!
Constantine, not even 5 seconds later, get dragged off by the devil: AAA-
#the deep speaks#dc incorrect quotes#incorrect dc quotes#dcu#dc comics#dc universe#john constantine#hellblazer#back on my bullshit#but it’s true#incorrect quotes
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#I’m sorry everyone#but it’s true#cartoons#cartoon network#cartoon#the venture bros#the venture brothers#venture bros#go team venture#venture brothers#vbros#adult swim#rusty venture
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Sometimes, when I wanna beat myself up for having a stretch of crappy days, I remember that progress isn’t linear, and that’s okay 💖
Brought to you by: Pichu having a stretch of crappy days lmao
#late night nonsense#randomness#<333#life of pi#chu#mental health#I know it sounds corny af#but it’s true#and a lesson I’ve genuinely come to cherish#there will be ups and downs in recovery#and that’s 100% okay#the important thing is that you’re moving forward
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Thoughts on mango haters (I hate mangos)
I love mango drinks but I’m very lukewarm about eating mangos. I feel like people will hate me for this
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