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an intruder in the charcuterie!!

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just so you know

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I HATE MORAL OCD. well i shouldnt say hate thats a strong word. and i dont want to sound like i hate people WITH moral ocd because i dont of course. i just hate having it. but i shouldnt think that, i do like having morals, its just stressful to be thinking about them so constantly and scrutinizing every little thing i do or think. but really thats the least i could do so i should at least try, right? just because i suffer from— no, struggle with moral ocd doesn’t mean i should just stop thinking about things all together, thats not what im saying and i should make that clear, but i

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​i’m such a fake idgafer everything bothers me tbh

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i just showed an ant the truth and it popped like a firecracker

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any pianist born after 1878 can't cook... all they know is gradient attack, charge they perfection meter, parry, be depressed, drink red wine & lie

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make a terrible comic day.... i missed it last year but not now

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*extremely drunk screaming at the rest of the dinner table* Minun is nothin withoug plusle

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this post altered my brain so now whenever i have a bowl of any food i think Oh fuck yes it’s a little bowl of seeds for me

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just discovered you can “generate” free “images” by picking up a pencil and putting it on the paper. has anyone fucking heard of this before ?? this shit is crazy

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susanna clarke (source) u cannot just say that now i will be Thinking about it Forever

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Oh I’m so sleepy… won’t you use !tuck to tuck me into bed?

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You don't like New Yawk? 🗽? Bada Bing?

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I actually love it when the bus driver goes fast af and runs the red lights like fuck it were youngggggg

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people on the subway train are alwaus looking at their phones well we should look to eachother and build a community that lives on trains and be like a siphonophore that uses the train as a shell . and float through the pelagic zone and share the seas nutrients such as small fish and crustaceans among our linked bodies