#but it was a clown show like 95% of the time

[kostecko27]

"Of course the reward for completing the DT role quests is the clown music 🙄"

Yeah, the clown music that played during a significant amount of the quests' cutscenes and 3 out of 5 of the fights themselves (not counting the capstone quest fight)

[accio-victuuri]

5/15 assorted candies: timestamp, mismatched shoes, sparkly clothes end everything else 🤍🍬

i honestly don’t know what’s going on. these two just happened to be in the same city for approximately 12 hours and after that it’s been sweet all over. 🤦‍♀️ just keep it rolling, we are all here to eat the candies.

let’s start with the shoes. the fairly odd parents themed combination lol. when i saw him wearing that, i thought he was gonna wear the same clothes he did for the MV. cause his shoes will kinda match that but nope. his outfit was totally different, but i guess the sparkly bits are kinda in the same color? anyway, the pink immediately reminded everyone of the pink jacket (p1) and all the cpn that is tied to that. it’s pretty much one of top cpn clowning so i’m just assuming everyone knows ok? but the fact that this pink shoes comes out after we speculate they spent time together??? i’m —- who gave you that???

yibo often wears this brand (christian louboutin) and there’s another different cpn linked to that, but this one is so loud. it appears that these might be gifts from xz. he knows bobo likes green but he has to throw in the pink because he is disgustingly in love like that and it’s actually yibo’s color. fans are clowning that he can’t really do red and green, cause it might anger some people, so pink is the best bet. and they have history with that color so it’s better. plus when he was racing in zhuhai, photos of him riding the pink car ( evisu racing owner’s car ) was spreading. so maybe zz was like, oh, let me get the pink one. 💕 coincidence too that shoes cost 995 USD. 95!

THE COLOR OF LOVE IS PINK 🗣️🗣️🗣️ yibo said it himself so it must be true. and this is a guy who was wearing black/grey kinda monochrome shoes lately and now this????

also, the sparkly sparkly and soft denim combo takes us back to something that xz wore before. ⬇️⬇️⬇️

the chongya pose too! ⬇️⬇️⬇️ EDIT: adding this bit, yibo official posted live photos of the performance on 22:50 which is 10:50 10/5???? and the first photo from that bunch is the chongya pose. 😌😌😌

let’s not forget how his jacket is from the dsquared2, which has it’s own sort of controversial cpn 😂

all these elements coming up today is 😭😭😭 and remember how xz posted his selfie at 15:15 it’s like he is showing his excitement and support for bobo’s performance this 5/15.

bless beijing!!!! i hope they get to spend more time together please 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

-END

[riacte]

Life Series False manifestation from HC10 False [UNSERIOUS] [clownery]

Open up the clown tents! I was going to give up after October 2023 but y’know 🤡 if you watch certain parts of HC10 False with your eyes closed you can pretend it’s the Life series 🤡🚦

I know this is 95% stretching. I know this is unserious and a pipe dream from 2021 fueled by two clips from False and half of a clip from Martyn (of all people). But whatever, we’re having fun 🎪

1) Fun little red name display? 👀

False’s HC10 E1 starts off with a quick explanation of the new Demise game. And there’s this screenie which is basically identical to what a life series player would show the audience to introduce the lives gimmick. But we all know Demise is Life series 2.0 and Life series is Demise 2.0. Still, visually, it’s a nice little touch.

2) Interactions with red name Ren

False E1 33:45. False said Ren’s red name suited his outfit and then she said about herself:

“Reckon I can get a different colour, yellow, to match my hair?”

Ren, damningly enough, said in reply:

“Sure! That would be cool!”

And then False repeated “that would be cool���.

— Which, I know, I know, means nothing. Yellow is just coincidentally a colour of a life in Life series and also the colour of False’s hair. And it would be cool. Like, hypothetically.

Ren then suggested killing False to bring her down to yellow, which is not how it works in Demise because yellow doesn’t exist, but it’s okay, his brain is stuck in Life series, we get it. And I know this means nothing, but for a second, Ren’s brain thought of False in the Life series in which it was possible to get her to yellow.

Then False, Stress, and Iskall tried to lure Wels in for Ren’s red kill and got extremely disappointed when he failed. This is not the first time False has brought Ren human sacrifices. She was also really good at it during the cursed burning box segment with Ren and Martyn.

I think this got cut from False’s ep, but there’s a bit more in Ren’s E0, 1:11:57.

False: While you’re red, you need to be using it to your full advantage.

Ren: That is true.

False: Threaten people, you could have someone else do it for you.

Ren then discussed his killing choices with her. If you close your eyes, this is basically a convo between a green name and their allied Boogeyman / red name. False is even coming up with fun red name strategies even though she’s not a red. And giving Ren advice while standing on her pillar of safety.

(There are also some nice parallels between Ren sorting resources at the hillock while being bullied by everyone + green person comes up to him // Ren doing enchanting stuff at a hill while being bullied by everyone + green person comes up to him.)

Regardless, you can tell False’s put thought into this whole death game / red name thing, and in a hypothetical situation, it “would be cool” to see her strategies / alliances go down in Life series.

3) Irrational fear of salmon Pearl

Going into full stretching territory now. In False’s E1 29:30, (white name) Pearl comes by, armourless but with a salmon head.

False: Pearl is still not wearing any armour.

Pearl: You didn’t have to call me out like that, False!

False to Stress and Iskall: Guys, don’t move, she might not have seen us

[Hermits chuckling]

Pearl: Thanks, that’s fine!

False: Don’t move. If we don’t move, she won’t attack, guys. Stay calm.

…

[Pearl runs away]

False: We stood still enough, she’s run off. We’re almost safe. Okay, we’re safe, good.

…

False: She was AFK on top of a tree, watching us, getting ready to go caving! I don’t know what was going on!

Iskall: It’s kind of scary.

False: It’s kind of freaky, yeah. I feel like I’ve made an enemy now if Pearl’s name turns red.

…

False when Pearl gets close to Iskall: She’s a dangerous being, don’t move, just don’t move Iskall, you’re fine.

And this bit about False being randomly scared of Pearl and warning others about her goes on. Which, at least to me, is strangely reminscient of everyone being scared of Double Life 5am Scarlet Pearl for no reason. Something wicked this way comes indeed.

Anyways, does any of this mean anything at all? Probably not. But it’s a fun bit of clowning 🤡 like it’s as realistic as HC Martyn.

[maybeeatspaghetti]

Alright, here are the CBorle mentions in Spamalot Diaries:

‘However, there are many pluses. Christian Borle, the young man playing Prince Herbert, a newcomer to many, is quite brilliant. He is a really funny guy. In fact, the cast is impeccable. Steve Rosen is hilarious as Galahad's mother. Despite a wander across the north of England, ending up in Scotland for the accent of Doug Sills, Christian is quite benevolent and well-meaning and he draws lots of laughs. He has charm and what John Du Prez calls "a delightful swagger."’ Pg 54

‘She chose an epic day to come to rehearsal, as she witnessed a rather dramatic scene. Mike greeted her with joy and sat her behind us at the table, where we were watching Doug Sills failing to be amusing with young Christian Borle as Prince Herbert. One day, lad, all this will be yours. What, the curtains? No, not the curtains, lad… While Doug was fine as the rather vain Sir Galahad, he could never get anywhere close to Michael Palin's Father of Prince Herbert role, neither the Yorkshire accent nor the gradually mounting frustration. He seemed only able to go straight to rage. Mike gives me a worried glance, and then suddenly and without warning Doug begins slapping Christian around. Real hard slaps, until Christian says, "Whoa, stop that! Time out." There is a moment of stunned silence in the room. A shocked Casey says, "Take five, everyone" People stand around confused. What just happened? Mike walks me over to the big window for a private talk. "What do you think?" he says. "Well, if I work with him, I think I can help him with the Yorkshire accent," I suggest. "No. I'm going to fire him," says Mike. "Might as well do it now." And he does. Just like that. Takes him out to lunch and Doug doesn't return. I love that about Mike. He doesn't tolerate anything for long.‘ Pg 81

“We move from the strong powerful voice of Tim and the sweetness of Michael's Patsy through the silliness of Christian (a uniquely gifted clown), to the magnificent control of David, who is cheered to the rafters for his amazingly deft and delicate and hilarious rendition of "You Won't Succeed on Broadway." Add the charm of Hank, the sweetness and confident lunacy of Steve, and top it with the amazing genius of Sara, and it is a heady recipe.” Pg 95

‘Wow. Spamalot was a triumph. Its first public dress rehearsal last night opened to prolonged, triumphant laughter… They adored "I Am Not Dead Yet”, and Christian throughout was a hit.’ Pg 100

“Prince Herbert was hilarious, largely because Christian is so funny.” Pg 102

‘On the way into the hotel my flight for the next day was already showing canceled, so I canceled my car—I knew I was going nowhere Saturday. Best see the show again. Which I did (twice); and to give myself a little fillip, I suggested to Christian that I come on as the Historian at the start of act 2, then he could come on and tell me to "fuck off." He liked that idea. Peter, the stage manager, was nuts about it, so I dressed up in the second costume, with the Historian's tweed jacket and waistcoat and bow tie, and stepped out onto the stage. Most of the cast was in the wings. I wasn't sure what the reaction would be, but I could never have expected how it was: the audience went absolutely crazy, there was a roar and then applause and then cheering and then a standing ovation. They wouldn't stop. I didn't know what to do. I tried to deadpan my way through and hope they'd stop so I could say my one line. But they wouldn't. In the end I had to smile and nod and recognize them, and even then they wouldn't stop; so I gestured for about a minute for them to quieten. Only then could I say my line. Then there was Christian standing next to me with hands on hips. "Fuck off, Idle," he said and I exited meekly to roars of laughter. "Everyone wants to be a comedian," he ad-libbed.... But it sure started act 2 with a wallop and the cast were overjoyed. "Thanks for waking them up," said Tim and David.’ Pg 140

‘NOTES: At the top of act 2, Eric Idle appeared as a Faux Historian in his own costume. He began the Historian's speech to loud cheers and applause from the audience, and was then interrupted (planned) by Christian, who said, "Fuck off, Idle." Eric promptly, obediently, left the stage-again to great cheers.’ Pg 143

“What Mike did was to find the very best and finest. Casey was a brilliant call. His first gig, too. Sara is about to be a star, Christian Borle is a comedy genius, Hank is a pillar of laughs, and Christopher Sieber, who came in at just the right time, is extraordinary. Mike is probably the best casting director in the business.” Pg 167

These are awesome ✨

Thanks for sharing!!

[acceleracers-baby]

Acceleracers HC’s! Horror Movie Reactions! Metal Maniac Edition!

Metal Maniacs

(Taro Kitano, Tork Maddox, Monkey McClurg, Porkchop Riggs & Markie Wylde)

+Bonus Round

(Doctor Tezla & Lani Tam)

Metal Maniacs

Taro Kitano - Taro is a HUGE horror movie buff. He’s a mainly a big fan of the classics! Halloween, The Thing, The Exorcist- stuff like that! He’s 100% the one to suggest a horror movie when the group gets together for movie nights. He has also definitely showed up to horror conventions in costume. His favorite cosplays have gotta be Ghostface from Scream & Micheal Myers from Halloween cause they both have masks. Definitely has horror movie memorabilia all around his house.

Tork Maddox - Tork doesn’t mind horror movies. He doesn’t hate them or anything, but he’d honestly rather watch something with more substance. Usually when he gets dragged into watching one with the gang it’s something like Saw or Final Destination and he’s not really a big fan of how torture porny they are. He likes stuff with a good plot so movies like Nope and Midsommar are probably his favorites. That being said, when he does watch horror flicks, he gets scared but refuses to show it. If you’re watching him real hard you can sometimes catch him flinch or tighten his grip on the blankets, but if thinks get to be too much for him, he’ll call the movie stupid and make an excuse to leave.

Monkey McClurg - Monkey HATES horror movies! He’s terrified of everything. The only reason he watches them is because usually there’s attractive actors/actresses that he can distract himself with. Other than that, he will spend 95% of the movie hiding under the blankets or yelling at the screen about how the characters would have survived if they had just done something differently! He is also the prime candidate to scare if anyone’s trying to get a laugh. Wylde’s usually pretty mean about it until someone tells him to back off.

Porkchop Riggs - Is totally down to watch a horror movie UNLESS there is water in it. That scene from Friday the 13th where someone gets snatched into the water literally had him traumatized for like a week after he saw it for the first time. Now, someone has to vet every horror movie he watches before he ends up scaring himself to death again. Any other horror movie, he usually enjoys. Especially slasher flicks. He’s also a big fan of the Evil Dead series- he just thinks Ash is a badass. I mean… who doesn’t. Dude has a chainsaw hand!!

Markie Wylde - Mark tells everyone he loves horror movies but he rarely ever watches them alone. Usually he’s too busy fucking with people to get scared but when he actually pays attention he starts shitting bricks. Seriously- he’s like Tork where he tries not to seem scared but unlike Tork, he sucks at it. He’ll call the movie lame only to be screaming and pulling his blanket up to his chin like 5 minutes later. He doesn’t mind horror comedy though! He’s a big fan of Ready or Not! But if somebody puts on IT or The Conjuring he’s terrified. Clowns and ghosts man!

Bonus Round!

Doctor Tezla - You think this guy has time for horror movies?! Hell no! Although, he has caught a few in passing, and by passing I mean he does the dad thing where he’ll walk by someone watching a horror movie and then proceed to stand silently in the corner and watch the whole thing. You can try offering him a seat but he will claim he’s just passing through. It’s a total lie though. The last one he really sat down and watched was The Terminator - which is more action - but it only amplified his fear of the drones.

Lani Tam - She has definitely seen her fair share of horror movies thanks to Taro, but the ones that really resonated with her were the ones that followed the classic “Final Girl” trope. Ready or Not? Loved it. The Descent? Claustrophobic but amazing! Midsommar? Fabulous. Alien? Badass and one of her favorites! When she and Taro were still dating, they watched the original Scream and The Shining at least once a month. She loves them.

——— Thanks for Reading ———

[carbonateds-oda]

I have to say your blog is like a breath of fresh air because you're actually not that mean to Dazai (95% of the time but we can't resist bullying our favs of course). Most (SANE) skk and kndz shippers on here love to absolutely SLAUGHTER Dazai which, I do find funny, but I just want to see more love for him yknow. I also think you should have a hug.

ppl clown him all the time w is fair tbh but personally I just cannot bring myself to b TOO mean to him, he’s just a silly little guy I feel bad seeing shippers make the ppl they pair him w seem like they low key despise being w him, I’m just too fragile for that ig that’s why I try to mostly do the opposite 😭

so glad to hear that though im always scared I come off as one of those hardcore dazai stans/apologists who shit on anyone who pokes fun at him, i just wanna show him more love that’s all

and ty for the hug 🫶

[system-of-a-feather]

(not actually mad)

I fucking hate this system. I'm fucking resigning at gatekeeper. I don't work this hard for this level of disrespect /j

We've been watching the fucking Ted Lasso show on Apple TV which we are largely watching cause one of the characters is stupidly just me (again) and we watch shows when characters are too much one alter (again) and it does not fucking help the dude's name is FUCKING Roy.

And so everyone the past fucking week or two has been clowning about it at me and our fiance was like "You know a lot of therapists probably watch it and its a pretty easy way to explain and introduce Ray to them" and me being fucking gatekeeper went "hold the fucking phone I think Riku literally did that" and I check and fucking christ that asshole

Like if it was the fucking stupid cockatoo that never works with me or XIV I'd be like "yeah ok thats just them" but this dumb hoe literally put on my card to the therapist "Roy Kent from Ted Lasso"

I dedicate my life to this system and being a good gatekeeper and watching out for them and I come home and all this system has for me is making [redacted] Jokes at me, [redacted] jokes at me, and calling me "roy FUCKING cunt" the sheer disrespect

I was literally fronting for more than 2 seconds for the once a month moment (I literally usually front for 2 seconds just to skip any positive trigger songs like daily since I'm always here but not interested in being out 95% of the time) and this is the bullshit I get fucking christ I hate this system /hj (mostly joking but I do hate them affectionately)

-Ray

[callmedylan]

*welcome to my blog!!*

intro

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hello! I’m Dylan! I’m a 15 year old artist (of 12 years) + writer (of 5) who enjoys horror media and silly media!

I am Lesbian and aroace (specifically Demiromantic and asexual) and I am also ambiamorous!

I identify as gender-fluid and use she/he/they pronouns (I don’t usually have a preference for any in specific so call me any of them!)

I enjoy art, music, puppets, reading, writing, musicals, and horror (specifically analog horror)

some of my favorite music artists include but are not limited to!: Mitski, Jack Strauber, Alex g, vocaloid, The Smiths, Crystal Castles, Tom Cardy, The Beatles, Insane Clown Posse, and Greta Van Fleet.

Some of my favorite songs include: Bigmouth Strikes again, Dinner is not over, Cupid, Mary on a cross, Atlantis, To Catch a predator, Bruno is orange, hello kitty, best friend, any old 60’s romance song, almost any retro song from the 70-80’s.

some of my favorite musicals include: Avenue Q, Hamilton, Ride the Cyclone, Heathers, Dear Evan Hanson, mean girls, and six.

my favorite pieces of media include: the muppets, analog horror, tf2, Spooky Month, Welcome home, and avenue Q.

I hope you’ll enjoy my page!!

Projects I Am working on

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Right now I am working on 1 big project and a small tf2 AU!

what is my project? My big project is a Welcome Home inspired arg/Analog horror about a lost 1960-80’s puppet show titled “Tulips apartment” as the story progresses you, the viewer, unravel the story of what happened so many years ago that caused this puppet show to be lost to time.

as of rn I am unsure of when I will start this arg, but it is coming some time in the future!

I’ll be posting about this project on here along with posting art for it and the shows titular cast of silly colorful puppets! :)

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My Boundaries for my account and Tulip Apartments (very important pls read!)

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- NSFW: nsfw art is NOT allowed of any of my OCs, this includes suggestive art, especially of the tulips apartment cast. I am on the fence tho about nsfw fanfiction (I will get back to you all when I decide) (you may make “hear me out” jokes tho, I find those funny) - Fan art: Fanart is allowed and appreciated!! Make sure to tag me I’d love to see your interpretations of my characters!

- OCs: this one applies to my Tylip Apartments project, you can make OCs!! I’d love to see them and their silly little designs!

- OC x canon: you may make OC x canon of any of my OCs! As long as the ship isn’t illegal or problematic (like a proship) but other than that, knock your socks off!

- stealing/tracing/or using my art: the tracing, stealing, or selling of my art is NOT allowed you may use my art in things like edits, but you must ask permission first and credit me!!

- inspiration: you are allowed to take inspo from my OCs! But pls don’t completely steal the design or copy like 95% of it.

- Pro/com/darkshippers: proshippers, comshippers, and darkshippers are NOT welcome here on my page, if you are one of these DNI, I will block any that Interacts with my account. Absolutely NO pro/com/dark ships are permitted to be made with any of my characters nor should any creepy proshipper art be made of them. If you think my accounts a safe space for people like that you are wrong.

- shipping my OCs together: you may on the other hand, ship non problematic ships of my OCs! If you wanna ship two of my OCs together go right ahead!

- stuff I don’t want to see with my OCs: this mostly applies with my tulip apartment OCs but I do not want to see Y/N content of any kind (I hate y/n with a burning passion), I do not want any AUs made, no roleplay accounts, no horrible mischaracterization of my OCs and their personalities, and no false information spread about my characters (do not make up lies to push your opinions or theory’s about my characters).

- headcanons: you may create headcannons about my ocs (especially the tulip apartment cast) but do not make any creepy head canons and do not push these HCs onto others or try to make them seem canon

- No bigotry!: homophobes, transphobes, sexists, racists, and etc are not welcomed here either, i don’t even know why you are here. - No bigotry!: homophobes, transphobes, sexists, racists, and etc are not welcomed here either, i don’t even know why you are here.

- don’t drag me into unnecessary drama: I don’t rlly gotta explain this one.

- and most importantly: have fun! I’m happy to share my art with you all!!!!

have a lovely days or night! I hope you’ll enjoy your time on my account!

[the-firebird69]

This is the dummy Dave and he's he's quite the retard okay is that small piece of s*** that was in Walmart following his father out saying the guys evil he's really spraying him good and he's mad looking back. Do you remember that he's a total a****** so he stops comes by and says how does it feel everybody is doing that to all of us including you and we don't have a chance cuz you're a big f****** mouth messing around with one person cuz I want to know for real why the hell you're doing that and Trump says I have to and the hear son and he says it's the election and other stuff and you're stupid

Listen why can we not say what we want this is not any answers so he asked his father again and it's mumbling finally his father says take a look at him nothing's wrong with him this is ain't going to f*** you up Trump there's nothing wrong with you to get shot all sorts of times I'm down straighten out until you're talking to me and is that if I hear it one more time and our son said you're both dead it's not entertaining at all you're in my business a little bit not enough to do any good cuz you're stupid and we're going to take you out you're in the way with your fat ass just like you have been for thousands of years you're in the way of the max being harmed it's a crime to yours and ours so you got really mad and it said he's Max are holding us here cuz we're stupid it started to say it his father's telling him to shut up and he wouldn't in this group of Harley guys and there's a few maps there not really there's no Mac present but they tried to pretend to show what they do too loud people came over and said is there a problem the two said we know you are and can knock it off or not in the mood right now and they say we're in the mood where are your soldiers they've been doing it lately they said we didn't think so and I think it's AI is there a messing them up and they got beaten very badly and in their face these two started flipping them off saying they've done this forever and they'll pay for it and he started kicking their ass al it was Terry cheesman and he started to kill them All take them prisoner to see what the hell they were doing cuz they suck so bad and or just stop them and he said this I might act badly from time to time but you and your clothes do it all the time and we can't afford any of it at all it's ridiculous s*** it's getting us all pinned up there now in the family too and they're wiping out Trump and his clones so these two big groups are going after the clones people noticed it and said that's better let's try and carve this one group of idiot out they're going after him and these little clowns started spewing like they've never heard before every other word out of their mouth was evil and the other one's just a pronoun or something so they started yelling and that's a whole bunch of groups to destroy them and to sort them out these ones that supported them can hold them and they went nuts on them and hit tons of them Trump's personal clones last week and no one had discovered them they were at 95% and as of this morning they're down to 80% and they're sucking wind people going after them. And yeah Dave did it to them and he's a nightmare. Those other things happening but this is a big deal so we're going to publish

Thor Freya

Olympus

Zues

Serves you right Trump you deserve this and the treatment too

Hera

[other-hikikomor-child]

Random thoughts I decided to write on my free will (journaling kinda)#8

I’m like genuinely tweaking at this point in life.

Like losing the well to keep going.

Like I’m genuinely sick to my core on life.

I have lost all respect to them mf running the country and letting these clowns to run it.

Like why is everyone acting like nothing is happening in the world rn

Like I'm living in a world where the government poisons everything you eat, people are spending 95% of their time working a 9-5 and still struggling, human trafficking & genocide is being normalized, women are fighting for rights to their own body, education system not educating, air quality is toxic, nobody is taking global warming seriously, prices and rent going up,news being bias af and covering shit ETC. ETC.

THE LIST GOES ON.

And everyone is acting like if nothing is happening.

I’m so done with this shit show of a country sometime.

[attila-werther]

basilio [formerly francisco] character thesis

[zukuist]

RANDOM BOYFRIEND THINGS [HCS]

“really random things that’d happen because he’s your boyfriend.”

fandom/s: 僕のヘロアカデミア // boku no hero academia [bnha]

includes: s. todoroki, i. midoriya, k. bakugō, h. shinsō

your name is shortened to y/n, gender neutral!

side note: i’ve been gone ik, but im alive 🌞🤸‍♀️

TODOROKI SHŌTO ||

doesn’t need sweaters most of the time, but because he’s heard of other people talking about their lovers wearing their hoodies, he splurges, and buys a bunch of them and managed to occupy 80% of his closet

you saw all of those new hoodies, and thought free real estate 🌞⛹️‍♂️ shōto has zero regrets.

can make amazing soba, but everything else is a hit or miss.

with that being said, he offered you some kaarage he made for the first time, and it was SUPER bad, even burned. 😟

so whenever he fails at cooking, he makes you spit it out on his HAND 😟 which has a tissue on it.

anyways, you still went 😷🤨 like ‘wtf sho?? why do you allow this’ and he replies with “i don’t want your tastebuds to be ruined.”

?? AS IF THEY WEREN’T ALREADY?

offers to do your hair after detangling/brushing or sorting them (regardless of length) and messed up the other half of your head (how fitting)

literally EVERYONE knew who did your hair, and they clowned shōto for it. he thinks he did a good job though, and you’ll agree with him.

can and will stalk take a few looks at your social media. you only know he’s updated because he knows information that’s only been shared on your social media

like.. you’ll be talking about taking pictures at a boba shop, and shōto will say “oh, the one where you’re holding a cup of boba with two fingers?” and you’ll be like 😃✋ “you know that??”

shōto unintentionally, but frequently initiates thumb wrestles. i said it. he will not play fight with you since he doesn’t underestimate his capability, but thumb wrestles 😎 am i right?

waits for you, always. i think he always did, even when you guys were in the ‘close friends’ stage. will wait for you after school, after extra curriculars/classes, when your shoelaces are untied.

speaking of that, shōto is your official ‘shoe lace tier’ your shoelace is untied? he’s one step ahead of you, because he’s already tying them.

(for megumi fushiguro lovers) the two of you were watching jujutsu kaisen, and he saw that you really liked megumi’s character

so the next day, he showed up with sea urchin hair like it was just another day in his life 💀

the two of you touch foreheads a lot. it’s a recharge for him, and he did it a lot when he was too shy to kiss you (pre- first kiss)

|| MIDORIYA IZUKU

eats all of your leftovers. this boy’s appetite’s huge, so if you’re someone that gets full easily (lol me)

then izuku will finish your leftovers with no hesitation.

feeds you snacks slowly and slowly throughout the day. since he knows that eating faster will probably make you full AND have an upset stomach.

knows exactly what you want whenever you guys order food online, or get something to eat at a restaurant. he just knows at this point. oh, and he’ll be doing the ordering for you, it’s super cute 🥰

(this headcanon is dedicated to mah bestie, @shotorozu) but if you have fake nails and have TROUBLE with opening stuff, he’ll do it for you

he’ll also be the type to get his pinky done, when you’re getting your nails done. because y’know, matchy 😎 the nail artists all coo about how cute that is, but if only they knew how fast they’d get destroyed in fights 💀

peels fruit for you, but it’s never smooth, and it’s probably rough on the edges, so you end up smoothing it out. then it becomes normal for the both of you. izuku peels off 95% of the skin, and you just smooth it out to make it look pretty.

izuku with natural hair, yes. you saw him hold a straightener near his precious curls, and you SCOLDED him for it. he felt super guilty, so to compensate, izuku handed you all of the work.

but that’s pretty much it. you only take care of his hair, making sure he doesn’t fry it. and he does everything else.

cannot cook, even if it was the end of the world. so whenever he tries, he’d never let you get a bite. poison control is on speed dial, if you do manage to eat some. zuku’s just watching out for you 😔

holds all your shopping bags, despite protest. does not matter if you don’t want him to, or if you make him. did you forget who this man is?

man dresses like a sock puppet, so if you wanna help him, then you are more than welcome. boyfriend! izuku knows you won’t set him up. so please don’t

sometimes gets weird dreams because of OFA, so he’ll shamelessly sneak into your bed and cuddle you

the amount of times you have rolled over, and he’s been there like 🙋‍♂️ is astonishing.

(for cheese haters) aoyama tried feeding you cheeze, and when he wasn’t looking, izuku just swooped right in and CHOMPED on it, saving you.

crying in front of him basically signs you up for a couple’s crying session. sincerely, he’s trying to improve his crying habit, but seeing you cry is a tearjerker.

gets into astrology, finds out his sign just in case you ask. . . finds out his entire chart too, and now he cannot be stopped. he’s the astrology junkie now.

BAKUGŌ KATSUKI ||

he usually likes it when he walks in front of people. but, for you, you have to walk in front of him, or just don’t walk at all 😾👺

opens doors for you just because he wants to, but katsuki will never admit that, and will always say “you’ll pull on a push door, and embarrass me. i’m opening the doors.”

you’re his food tester, and unlike the rest, his food ALWAYS tastes good. he’ll never do you wrong.

his reasoning for this is “i trust your judgement. now eat, or else” but it’s also because he loves seeing your reaction 💀 ego boost? ego boost.

(also dedicated to my bestie, @shotorozu) but stares at your nails, if/when you get them done. says they look like ‘a pain in the ass’

but when you ask him if you should take them off, he gets mad 👹 like WHAT make up your mind 🙄

when katsuki sees that you’re cold, he throws his sweater on you. also warmed it up with his quirk, so it’s extra toasty.

when he sees that you’re a little too warm, he drags you to someplace private, yanks your shirt off and replaces it with his tank top.

also waits for you when you’re tying your shoelaces. says he won’t, but when you turn around he’s right behind you, waiting.

doesn’t look like the type, but he will watch documentaries with you. the ones with some tragedy in them, of course.

katsuki was like “why do you wanna watch this shit? a whale documentary, really?” *ends up watching blackfish three times, and complains about sea world each and every time.*

loves holding your hand but man’s hands are sweaty. so he makes the both of you start off slowly. despite you saying he won’t blow your hand off, he’s extra cautious.

the two of you link pinkies, then immediately, pinkies and ring fingers. then three fingers, and finally, real hand holding.

he likes taking care of you, but you end up babying him too. brush his hair, kiss his forehead, whisper kind affirmations. he complains a lot, hating how he’s super vulnerable, but he knows how much he wants, and needs it.

|| SHINSŌ HITOSHI

the two of you played fight once, and he ended up pushing you off the couch HARD.

hitoshi underestimated his own strength, and he felt super bad about it. you ended up comforting him, after he soothed your pain.

he was a super vague teacher when it came to teaching you how to ride a bike (if you don’t know how to) hitoshi was the type of teacher that would teach like “step one, get on bike. step two, lift feet. step three, bike.”

with that being said, he’s basically glued to your side when you’re sitting on his bike. lets his hand go just to tease you, but he’d never actually let you fall down.

looks really lost when you guys go shopping. isn’t really flashy when it comes to his sense of style, so hitoshi will let you up his fashion game.

also ran into a bunch of clothing racks because he was too busy admiring you trying on more clothes.

allowed you to do his eyeliner once, and made the grave mistake of rubbing his eyes 😶 went to class looking like a horror movie villain, and scared kaminari 💀

on the weekends, the two of you constantly alternate between no sleep, or lots of sleep. usually depends if hitoshi wants to copy you, or if you want to copy him.

burrito blankets with shinsō hitoshi are FREQUENT. he daf that it’s compacted or hot, he will take this time to be even more closer with you.

learns how to do your hair (if you allow him, doesn’t matter the length) he’s kinda boss at it

waves his hand across your face whenever he wears rings, because he just KNOWS how much you like them.

the only time he ever used his quirk on you, is when you were in desperate need of sleep. it’s a touchy topic, but the peaceful look on your face was worth it.

enjoys holding hands with you, but if you REALLY wanna make this man’s cheeks burn red, then while holding hands, shove your hand in his pocket.

© zukuist 2021, bnha || mha belongs to horikoshi kohei. do not steal, reupload ❕

[makeste]

BnHA 326: What’s up Kids, It’s Me, Your Old Pal Stain

Previously on BnHA: Ochako shamed the U.A. Clown Mob into letting Deku go back inside his own fucking school by giving them an hour-long speech about how not to be humongous dickheads. Kouta and Gigantic Fox Lady saved the manga by being the only ones brave enough to give Deku a hug. Shouto was all “man, all this togetherness sure does remind me of that promise you made that we would handle Touya together which you immediately bailed on, doesn’t it, Dad.” Aizawa was all, “for the one and a half people out there who thought that my losing an eye and a leg might actually make me less sexy, I’m very happy to prove you wrong.” All Might was all, “[standing outside the U.A. fortress alone in the rain talking to someone or something??].” Like seriously, what was up with that though.

Today on BnHA: All Might is all “here I am in Kamino having a belated mid-life crisis because Deku abandoned me and I’m a terrible mentor and everything sucks and I hate myself.” Stain is all, “don’t make me come over there and give you a ten page speech about why you’re still the goat while menacingly holding you at swordpoint the entire time” because idk if you knew this guys, but Stain is pretty crazy actually. Anyway so he does that, and then All Might gets all emotional, and then the lady from chapter 92 shows up and gives All Might’s statue an encouraging pep talk, and then Horikoshi is all “and it even stopped raining lol can you believe this shit I’m not even a little bit subtle,” and he really isn’t. But I still got emotional anyway, because seeing people reassure All Might that everything he’s struggled for his entire life hasn’t been in vain just got to me okay. Horikoshi knows I am weak to the All Might feels and he just goes for the jugular every time, that bastard.

lmao. “in the neverending downpour, All Might is...” yeah, thank you, glad we’re getting right to that then

“All Might is driving 95 mph in his busted ass car in the pouring rain, is what he’s doing.” huh

so basically a day or two after his adopted child refused to accept the handmade bento that he packed with love, my man is out here acting like he’s got nothing to live for anymore. this sure bodes well for certain prophecies on which the clock is still ominously ticking down

his fucking face though omg. is it weird that I’m kind of hoping more people ambush him just because I think it’d be funny to see them get their asses kicked like the last bunch

(ETA: or maybe he will just stand there openly not giving a fuck and basically daring them to stab him!! get it together please All Might.)

side note, “anti-hero supporters” is such a strange way of saying “people who hate heroes”, which I’m assuming is what they actually wanted to say?? this makes it sound like it’s a group that really loves antiheroes. “these Hannibal stans have been a real menace lately. time to go deal with them”

ha ha ha, fucking ouch

are you really gonna do it Horikoshi you bastard. are you really going to let that be the final encounter between the two characters whose relationship you once described as the vertical axis of the entire fucking story. are you really gonna?? huh??

huh

you’re telling me you were driving 112 mph and you still didn’t get there in time. you’re losing your touch old man. lol Todo’s ice is almost fully melted already, how late were you

(ETA: so apparently this is taking place after the end of chapter 325, meaning he went to U.A., hung out for a bit, saw the kids come back with his bedraggled half-dead protégé in tow, watched as they shamed the civilians into some long-overdue character development, and then was all “welp, time to go argue with the hero-hating faction or something because I’m feeling useless.” and Edge just let him go, just like that. though to be fair I have to imagine it’s pretty hard to say no to All Fucking Might.)

also belated lol at the fact that the kids were all “yeahhhhhhh we are definitely not gonna touch that thing, let’s just leave it here, he doesn’t need it anyway.” probably the right call to make since they couldn’t get a hazmat team on such short notice

fuck. ha ha ha fucking ouch part two

All Might please put that thing down before you get gangrene. also yeah, you dropped the ball, good for you to acknowledge it. nobody’s perfect and you did your best. but yeah you could have handled a lot of things completely differently. but I still love you

is Horikoshi really putting this flashback here. are you serious. what kind of fucking sadist

look, I swear I’m not one of those people that runs up and down the street shouting “DEATH FLAG!!” at every third panel lol. but this shit screamed Death Flag when we originally got it, and it’s screaming DEATH FLAG!!! even more now. like with the capital letters and exclamation marks and all. and that’s just a fact. I don’t like it but that’s how it is

ffkdjslk

“DID YOU READ THE SIGN??!” Horikoshi asks while zooming in maniacally because he thinks we’re blind or something. lol what

-- though actually, it only just occurred to me that this sign is actually written in English. I never really paid attention up until now and had been assuming it was written in Japanese and translated by the scanlators, but the writing here is clearly part of the original image. anyway so maybe that’s why he’s zooming in?? just to make sure everybody pays attention lol

okay fuck this

see, this is the whole problem right here. once again All Might is all on his own. Deku’s self-destructive angst spiral was fortunately brought to a grinding halt because he actually has support from his friends and family and teachers and classmates. but All Might never had that same kind of support, and it’s made all the difference between the two of them, and not in a good way. Katsuki wasn’t wrong when he said All Might and Deku were both cut from the same cloth. but now when it’s All Might’s turn to go all “I WALK A LONELY ROAD~~” once again, there’s nobody in sight

just, after forty plus years of him carrying this torch, I just wish someone would finally come along to let him know he doesn’t have to. all those things that he wanted to say to Deku are also things that he needs and deserves to hear himself. Aizawa was making a little progress there, but now he’s got his sad zombie cloud boyfriend situation to deal with, and we can’t expect him and his perfect hair to solve all our problems. someone else has gotta step up

oh my god

“you rang?” never mind I take it all back sob

omg why am I laughing. shit

this man truly has the best PR game in the series. we were truly convinced he was gonna suddenly become a good guy and defend All Might against the other villains or some nonsense. as if this wasn’t the same man who decided on a whim that Iida Tensei deserved to be paralyzed, and that his fifteen-year-old brother deserved to die for daring to be upset about it

lol even All Might is all “I genuinely never saw this coming” lmao

just want to say, for the record, I have always harbored a very sensible hatred toward Stain. feeling very vindicated right now. good job Past Me

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STAIN: heard you talking shit old man

ME: smh that’s what I thought you’d say you dumb fucking Stain

STAIN: how dare you talk about All Might that way

ME: gljfljgk

(ETA: in hindsight I have no idea how I didn’t clue in sooner that he didn’t recognize him -- or, well, ~didn’t recognize~ him, to be more accurate lol. I think it was the whole “is that a slight against the heroes?” thing that threw me. Viz’s translation makes it much clearer that he’s offended on behalf of All Might specifically, not heroes in general. anyways.)

sob. so All Might is all “yeah I don’t blame you for not recognizing me in this sweet leather jacket”

good thing he still knows how to do this party trick

A+ reflexes on Stain’s part presumably pulling the sword back a few inches to keep this dumbass from impaling himself with his whole pufferfish routine. can you imagine if that was the gruesome death Nighteye foresaw. and he was just too embarrassed to say anything

lol anyways guess I was wrong about Stain everyone

way to fucking go, Past Me. you really biffed this one

oh wait

Stain sure is one wacky rollercoaster ride

oh fuck me lol I forgot how much I did not miss this

(ETA: “this here is the sacred ground where All Might gave up the last of his power and turned into a shriveled old man!! please ignore the part where I admit to knowing all about that, and yet pretend not to recognize said man when he’s standing two feet in front of me.”)

Past Me, I know we’ve had our ups and downs these past ninety seconds, but I’m really starting to think you were on to something. this dude has always been kind of insufferable. always acting like his high horse is a fucking giraffe when it’s actually a Shetland pony

dammit now he’s got All Might going off on a depressed monologue

oh my god my heart

shit

why the fuck does that hit so hard. he became a hero because he couldn’t bear to just sit back and let bad things happen to people who didn’t deserve it. I mean that’s basically the same as every hero ever, right? so why does it still hit so fucking hard every single time though. what is it about seeing someone so determined to stand up for other people and fight on their behalf. it just never loses its impact no matter how many times I see that determination mirrored in so many of my favorite characters

“I wanted to make the world a better place.” omg. but you did, though. like seriously, I feel like people are always dogging on him for not being 100% perfect, and fandom really doesn’t give him enough credit for everything he still managed to accomplish. this man came of age at a time when Japan was by all accounts a total shitshow, and singlehandedly managed to bring about an era of peace that lasted for four fucking decades. can you imagine having peace for that long?? that’s longer than I’ve been alive. shit

and he gave people hope. he inspired them and protected them and made them feel safe. and no, he couldn’t save everyone, because he’s only one fucking dude (and also because the whole time AFO was also out there desperately working to undermine him so that he could keep preaching his narrative of “heroes are bad actually”). but you know what he did do, is inspire multiple new generations of heroes who, if they can all manage to work together, will finally be able to accomplish everything he never could

so yeah. forty years of peace, and inspired the “that’s how we all became the greatest heroes” generation -- that’s a fucking win in my book. talk about having a net positive impact on the world. lol anyways now I’m all fired up and ready to fight anyone who tries to talk any shit about you, All Might

“but what if I talk shit about myself” okay listen up All Might I’m gonna need you to try just a little bit harder to work with me here okay. please calm down and stop blaming yourself for every single bad thing that’s ever happened in the world. do you remember that time Bakugou was blaming himself for Kamino, and you gave him a hug and told him it wasn’t his fault, and that he was only a boy, and that even though he was strong, even strong people can struggle with the burdens they place on themselves, and that you were sorry for not seeing that earlier? do you remember all of that? that’s what I want someone to tell you too, dammit. anyway please stop breaking my heart please and thanks

wtf

are you dead All Might

um

I don’t even have the slightest idea what’s happening lol

oh snap did he grab him so they could hide??

hold the fucking phone. don’t tell me this person in the background with the umbrella is here to actually do something decent??

oh my godddd

and here come the feels. oh boy. okay don’t mind me, I’m just gonna sit here sobbing over this fictional lady and her simple act of kindness in this weekly shounen manga that I care about way too much

FUCKING DAMMIT AND HERE’S A SECOND HELPING

DON’T MIND ME, I’M JUST GETTING DISPROPORTIONATELY EMOTIONAL OVER THIS WOMAN’S DETERMINATION TO HONOR A MAN WHO SACRIFICED EVERYTHING TO SAVE HER AND COUNTLESS OTHERS. I’M JUST HAVING SOME FEELS OVER HERE ABOUT HER HEARTFELT, DOESN’T-EVEN-KNOW-ANYONE-ELSE-IS-WATCHING FEELINGS OF GRATITUDE THAT COMPELLED HER TO COME OUT HERE AND MAKE THIS SMALL BUT POWERFUL GESTURE. I’M JUST OUT HERE GETTING ALL PROFOUNDLY WORKED UP ABOUT STATUE MAINTENANCE AND THE HUMAN RACE. NEVER MIND. JUST IGNORE ME AND CARRY ON

holy shit. I was not even remotely prepared. you can’t just do that to me. you can’t just leave all these death flags on my lawn and then suddenly shift gears to show me the best of humanity in a chapter where I was expecting the worst. that fucks a person up lol

OH ARE WE STILL GOING

my heart. you see that, All Might. your legacy is so much more powerful and meaningful than you think

...has. has Stain actually been giving All Might a pep talk this entire time

I give up lol. this dude is a fucking enigma

YAYYY

it may just be a metaphor panel, but I’ll take it lol. I missed them. nice to see the traffic light trio front and off-center. I know the whole “this is the story of how we all became the greatest heroes” thing had left some questioning whether certain characters would continue to play a central role in the narrative, and hopefully this will help to ease those concerns just a bit

anyway, so idk if it’s getting a bit chilly down there in hell, but damned if Stain didn’t just give an actual decent fucking speech

I have to say, earlier when I was whining about All Might not having a support squad, I really was not expecting Stain to be the one to come over and pat his head and reassure him that he made the world a better place

-- okay LISTEN

YOU CAN’T JUST COME INTO MY HOUSE AND HIT ME WITH THOSE ALL MIGHT TEARS AGAIN GODDAMMIT THIS ISN’T FAIR. my god. first 317 and now this

holy fucking shit

“I’m just gonna pretend like I haven’t been stalking him for two days and didn’t see the entire Deku bentogate thing go down, and then I’ll give him the whole big speech that I rehearsed, and then I’ll turn around and be all ‘BUT IF YOU’RE A TRUE HERO’, and then I’ll toss him the super-secret AFO wifi password that I stole from Tartarus. god I’m such a badass. fucking give myself chills”

so basically what you’re telling me is that this whole time my “what’s up kids” characterization of Stain from this shitpost has actually been 100% accurate. just want to make sure I’m understanding this right. okay then

“and then I’ll dramatically spin around and be all NOW COME KILL ME BITCH”

it must be so much fun to write Stain. drawing this coked-out maniac who talks like a chatbot that was trained to speak by reading Alan Moore monologues. that must be a trip

anyway so All Might is still crying, the awesome lady from chapter 92 is admiring her handiwork totally oblivious to the batshit insanity going on fifty meters to her right, and it’s finally stopped raining lol

“THE RAIN WAS A METAPHOR YOU SEE” yes, yes, we got it lol. thanks for that Horikoshi. don’t think we needed any help putting the pieces together on that one but I appreciate the effort

so that’s the end! and as I mentioned in another post, I had the count off by one chapter, but next week should be cliffhanger week! so break out your U.A. Traitor bingo cards, friends and fiends. either that or something else happens that I’m completely not expecting at all. which, based on my success rate with Stain predictions, I’d say is more than likely lol

mmm but anyway, so now that the Hug Deku 2021 campaign has finally come to an end, what’s it gonna take to get a hug for my struggling bento-preparing jacket-rocking world-weary death-flag-waving husband who is the worthiest man to ever live and deserves the fucking world, goddammit

[carpisuns]

Hell yeah '95 zillenials represent! I do feel a litlle old to be in this fandom but im not gonna let it stop me clowning lmao

yell heah man

haha honestly yeah im embarrassed to be so obsessed w a show rated TV-Y7 on netflix lol but at the same time it's like........in the year of our lord 2021 i have found something that sparks joy for me, die mad about it askldkfaj i can like what i want !!!! i genuinely unironically love miraculous ladybug and i like the writing (for the most part lol) and i think the characters and concept are wonderful and interesting and compelling and there is actually a lot of depth to it! and also yes a lot of stupidity and cringe but that's fine with me bc i am also stupid and cringe and i think it's part of the charm of the show lol. and best of all ML inspires me to create, which i had not done for myself for a long time before i got into this fandom!!! let me live

[winged-bat]

For the headcanon ask game: 11, 12, 16, 35, 39, 40, 41, 46, 52, 57, 87, 93 & 95 for Dick Grayson, Jason Todd & Tim Drake (answer all of them for all three of them, pick and choose which ones you want to answer for who; it's totally up to you!)

Imma answer some with all if them and some with just one of them

11:What color would they spontaneouly dye their hair in the standard punk breakdown?

Tim would call his friends up in the middle of his breakdown bc he had a moment of clarity but he already put the bleach in his hair so now he’s asking for there advice (He forgot toner so now he has a very orangey blond and when he went to get bleach he also forgot to get a color so he ends up just leaving it blond cuz he’s to exhausted to go back to the store, tho he does get it touched up at a salon)

12: How many piercings do they have, which ones, and how often do they wear them?

Dick- He got his ears pierced and loved it so much he kept getting piercings all along his ears (he takes them out when going on parole so no one connects him to Dick and also so they don’t get ripped out or caught on anythinf during any fights)

Jason- He has an eyebrow piercing (He also takes it off before parole so if he gets a dent in his helmet near where the piercing is it doesn’t get pushed in)

Tim- He has an industrial piercing and he takes it out before patrol for the same reasons as Dick

16: How many languages do they speak and why did they learn them? (or some of them if the character knows more than 10)

Dick absolutely knows more then 10, he learned a lot of the basics in everything bc he grew up in a travailing circus and he becomes more fluent in them in his time with Bruce(some of these included German, Swedish, Portuguese, & Polish). Kori definitely teaches him Tamaranean as well.

35: What phobias? do they have? Do they try to hide it so people don’t laugh?

uhhm all i can think of is jason developing a really big clown phobia after he comes back bc of everything

39: What’s their pain tolerance like?

They all have a really high pain tolerance

40: What’s one of the dumbest things they’ve ever done?

Jason once tired to do a wheelie on a motorcycle at age 13 and lets just say that did not end well for him

41: What’s something they collect?

Dick collects sea shells from every beach he goes to

Jason loves collecting old copies of books

46: What kind of jewlery would they wear?

Tim has a lot of beaded or like yarn bracelets that he wears on a daily

52: What instruments can they play?

Dick can play to piano

Jason can play the violin

Tim can play the flute

57: Surprise! It’s their birthday, what kind of gifts do people get them?

Tim gets a lot of camera film, personalized photo frames, new skate broad wheels, gift cards to his favorite places, & a quilt his friends all teamed up to make

87: If they were in the ATLA universe, what would they bend based on their personality and lifestyle and NOT their magic?

Damn i really forgot everything i know about ATLA reading this but umm Dick can bend water bc he’s really flexible and when he’s leading he has back up plans so he has a flow of things

93: Do they need/wear glasses?

Jason has reading glasses

Tim needs glasses but never wears them

95: How does their anger show itself? Do they cry? hit things?

When Tims angry he has a tendency to try and hide it until it either goes away or bubbles over

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Sri Lankan protestors are built different. 😂😂😂

[Video description: Facebook video showing a scene of complete chaos and screaming, suffused in clouds of tear gas. A young protestor in shorts with a backpack picks a smoking tear gas cannister off the ground and strides with it along a wall of iron bars, holding out the billowing stream of gas at the cops assembled on the other side. Someone behind the camera eggs him on in Sinhala. The kid places the emptied cannister under a hedge behind a cop in riot gear and runs. The camera pans back to see the canninister thrown high into the air, sailing into a clump of trees in the park beyond./VD]

(PSA: do NOT pick up tear gas cannisters, they are searing hot!)

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When the fuck did the social model of disability go from "the way society is structured makes disabled people's lives harder than they have to be" to "the only thing wrong with you is capitalism"?????

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Hey, just in case people who already have been having a bad time with this meme are retriggered by Francesca Scorcese's TikTok – Goncharov is fake. It doesn't exist. [Edited for further clarity] That is really Martin Scorsese's daughter, that's her real TikTok account, and presumably that is really her father in the chat screenshot she posted. Francesca saw the piece in the NY Times talking about how Tumblr made up a fake movie, sent her Dad the link and asked "Did you see this?" Martin joked back "yes I made that movie years ago." That's all it was, Martin Scorsese himself playing along with our silliness.

PLEASE reblog this and DO NOT TAG IT UNREALITY. "Unreality" is for posts that are keeping up the bit, but info posts, reality-affirming posts and ones talking about the meme as a meme are solidly real. We really haven't been doing a good enough job tagging this properly and protecting neurodivergent people from being gaslit and traumatized. I've seen way too many people saying they nearly had a breakdown because of being lied to. We never meant to hurt you, and I'm so sorry people were jackasses when you wanted to know the truth.

Edit: I love everybody reblogging this, but a handful of idiots have been clowning on this post so here's an explainer about how site-wide disinformation can trigger psychosis. Please go in the replies and notes, they have a lot of interesting insights, by everyone from non-psychotic autistic people with gaslighting trauma to DID systems. You can go through the notes on this post as well.

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My #1 post of 2022

i'm so confused rn, can you explain the goncharov thing?? i get off tumblr for five minutes

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Lmaoooo

Nah I getchu. So this post has been circulating for like two years:

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But yesterday, it had inspired someone to do this:

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