#but it sounds like 'married couple'

[notoneglance]

Donbrothers Character Song English Translation: My Wife is My Life (マイワイフ is マイライフ)

Let’s go! If my wife is there I know I’ll be fine, whatever trouble I’m in This life is my life. When I hear “Welcome home” and “I’m back” I become strong again

A regular life is (fu-fu) mediocrity (fu-fu) And I’ve come this far walking along the road of (fu-fu) mediocrity (fu-fu) Nothing can compare to these days, even when my head sags low every day When I think about my family, power comes welling up inside

Let’s go! If it’s for my wife I can even be bold I’m going to live this life, my life I'll get on track and fall off it And still, I’ll try to do my best today

When the frustration gets high enough (fu-fu) rampage (fu-fu) Sometimes you need to let it out and (fu-fu) rampage (fu-fu) Stuff like common sense and rules, even scary and dangerous things I’ll overcome it all because you’re at my side

Let’s go! If it’s for my wife I’ll do it with maximum power This life, my life Let’s write the rest of it together Hoping that there will be no pain

Let’s go! If my wife is there I’ll never be beaten This life is my life. When I hear “Welcome home” and “I’m back” I become strong again

[rascalentertainments]

Wish Granted AU: Flazino

Now the sorcerers' overworked, underappreciated, underpaid, incredibly tired apprentice, Flazino! I keep laughing at the fact that this guy has more depth to him than half the cast of the canon movie. 😂 He went from throwaway character to a nearly co-protagonist character with importance to the story!

His design was inspired by several Disney characters. The outfit and hair are a reference to Arthur/Wart from "The Sword in the Stone". The face and body language is based on George from the Paperman short film (Remember how great that was? And it mastered the 2D/3D hybrid animation long before Wish? What happened to those animators, Disney?)

(You can even use this concept art as reference for Flazino if you want too, especially that pissed off look 😂)

And I swear it wasn't on purpose, but as I started drawing him tired, he started resembling Bruno. All his references are from overworked or stressed out characters and I didn't even do it on purpose! 😂

Now for some backstory and info dump! This was pretty fun because I got to create my own take on him since there's practically nothing on him outside of a deleted scene.

• Like the aforementioned deleted scene, Flazino's wish is to study magic. For this story, its so he can help others lives be better, which is what he thought Magnifico wanted as well. He thought the job would be more glamorous or fun as he learned, but it turns out Mags doesn't actually want a successor. He plans on being in power permanently. He pretends he granted Flaz's wish and instead of studying magic, he's the errand boy, cleans the lab equipment, feeds Sabor, and is in charge of the tour guides for newcomers. Flazino just practices what he can at home and secretly takes ingredients from Amaya's potion cabinet.

•No one's sure if the bags under his eyes are from losing his wish and side effects starting, or its just him being stressed out all the time. Either way he's like Aled, he doesn't sleep much cause he's always working or worrying. He's sort of sassy when he's really tired so he might make an off hand comment. Bonus: He swears, but its censored in the "Spongebob Sailor Mouth" style. You'll just hear a noise or beep censorship sound in place of it. 😂 (Hey, you can say "Hell" and "Damn" in a Pixar movie now, so why not?)

•He gave his wish at 18, and was surprised to hear it was getting granted so soon. Though Mags doesn't really need an apprentice, he takes Flaz on just in case something happened to him, all of his magic, power and evil will go into the apprentice. Sort of passing on his plans to him to become the next Magnifico and continue his work. That's pretty terrifying.

• Most people in the Hamlet think that he and Asha are secretly a thing, but that's not the case. Lord knows Sabino wanted his granddaughter to get a boyfriend so she'd stop being so serious all the time. They never really had feelings like that for each other, they just stayed friends. One part is because Asha has just sealed herself off from connecting deeper with other people, and on Flaz's side, he already has feelings for someone else. (Also, after Star shows up and spends time with Asha, she starts feeling things for him she's been repressing for years. Girl, chill.-)

• During the first few months of becoming the apprentice, he learned about the Hamlet through rumors in Rosas. He didn't understand why people would run away until he stumbles on seeing the king and queen crush the wishes of a couple who talked about leaving Rosas and not trusting the royals. He never saw that couple again.

He later took off one night into the forest to finds this supposed Hamlet using a tracking spell. Once he finds it, Sabino and other people tell him why they ran and what a monster the royal could be. Flazino felt so disgusted that he promised to help anyway he could. So he makes an excuse to get specialty mushroom from the Uncharted Forest once a month and brings supplies to the Hamlet ever since. (stuff like seeds to grow food, flour, medicine, toys for the kids)

• A lot of the people actually go to Flazino if they can't get to the king for help improving the kingdom, or people needing help. The royals don't do crap, so he just does the best he can himself. But most people don't realize he's the one that granting their needs and not the royals.

• His connection to the 7 Teens actually foreshadows Asha bringing them together. Like the deleted scene suggested, they all know him as the "great apprentice to the king", when he's really just a tired guy trying not lose his sanity. He has different interactions with each of them.

Gabo is the one shouting that the royals are evil like a conspiracy theorist, but since he's such a low threat, they send Flazino to get rid of him and everytime he gets away. Gabo's been a nuisance for months now and he's even defacing anything with the royals on it. He actually agrees with Gabo, but obviously can't say it out loud.

For Simon, he tries to keep him awake when he can for his knight training, or guard duty so its his way of trying to help fulfill his wish of being a knight. He's tired himself, so its even harder.

Safi is allergic to practically everything when he cleans, so Flaz has an idea to make a medicine that can cure that through magic. He has no idea its just so he can talk to the girl he likes without sneezing in someone's face. 😂

Hal is one of the easiest he gets along with. She's pretty content where she is and gets along with him fine. Though he gets roped into doing some of her work when he's not paying attention, lol. If she does see an injustice being done to someone else she'll step in to help them.

Bazeema he's not even sure what she thinks of him. She's so shy whenever he talks to her, all he knows is that she does a great job caring for the local animals and flora in the kingdom, which he's thanked her many times for. Though she has been leaving him yellow roses as thank you messages.

Dahlia is actually the one he bonds with the best. He ends up talking to her when its time for Sabor's breakfast or dinner and she makes the food by hand with her parents. At first he just talked to her out of convenience and vent a little bit about being overworked (much to his surprise, she's actually listening). Then the two of them just found some comfort in talking to each other when they've had a long day and now its developed into a full-on crush for him. But with Dahlia going all fangirl on Magnifico, he doesn't have high hopes the feelings mutual. (She's been dropping hints but he's not getting it)

So I guess we got three Flazinos right now: RFTS!Flaz who actually likes his job and still wants to learn magic, UaS!Flaz who's a prince of the evil royals, and then WG!Flaz is an overworked man who wants to hurt his bosses. Y'all need therapy. 😂

(So now, Chapter 6 of WG will be out tomorrow! 😏)

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[mistergreatbones]

Was talking about Star Trek with my parents cuz we’re lame, and I brought up Spirk cuz I’m infinitely more lame, and my nearly seventy-year-old father said “if anyone was *makes vague gesture*, it was Bones and Spock”

[tokutaiseichan]

whenever Jiro calls you "anata" in home screen i'm always overwhelmed with the urge to answer, "Yes, Honey♡"

[hallowxiu]

solomon's and mc's text messages in nightbringer are so domestic

[captainseaweedbrains]

One of the many examples of how Married Katniss and Peeta are with one another.

[jin-zixun]

omegaverse au where meng yao and su she are both omegas living in cloud recesses (bc they are married to the twin jades who are alphas)

they get to snuggle and scent each other and nest together and it's super cute and lowkey really annoying to the lan bros who um also need snuggles tyvm? why do omegas get to snuggle all the time and it's fine but not alphas huh???

like maybe cloud recesses has some rule about not spending too many nights in bed with your spouse outside of heat periods because it's like... too unrestrained or whatever and like... lan xichen goes ahead and talks about his feelings and his distaste for rigid gender roles and the need for sensuality and physical affection outside of narrowly defined sexuality and diverts his energy into music. And Lan Wangji just burns down every record of such a rule having ever existed and just does what he wants. Lan Qiren doesn't even stop him because he's with an omega and that's the norm for the omegaverse so it's fine.

and maybe jgy and sms are totally platonic like... in-laws I guess? Or maybe it's like some 'it doesn't count if they're both omegas' and omegas doing "technically sexual" things is seen as fine and just something platonic omegas do while the alphas are away like hey gotta get that relief somewhere right? It's absolutely not cheating, fucking your husband's brother's wife is just girly, i mean, omega things. Or maybe it's not. Maybe they really are just very good friends. The point is that they get to snuggle and it's nice and warm and safe and sweet and good and nothing bad ever happens.

[kastle-thrones]

@feathers-and-metal

1 ) absolutely horrific response . Thank you

2 ) explain yourself

[mamawasatesttube]

the other timkon wedding thought i consistently have is a pirates-of-the-caribbean-style giant, epic battle that they don't know if they're actually gonna escape alive. the world is maybe ending and the entire earth might get destroyed and take them all with it, if these aliens invading have their way, and between blasting warships out of the sky and shielding fleeing civilian cars, kon's like fuck it! ROB!!! WILL YOU MARRY ME?

and tim, who has been planning an elaborate multistep proposal after a perfect date because kon deserves no less FOR MONTHS, is like no wait!! i was gonna ask you at the end of this month--kon!!!! will YOU marry ME???

and then they're just. the battle couple of it all. they find the nearest ordained hero (as @necer0s pointed out. COULD BE CASSIE) to be like, marry us!!!! they exchange "i do"s and kon tosses tim up into an alien ship to plant an emp to take out their communications and engine. tim leaps back out and kon effortlessly catches him. they kiss as the ship explodes up above. the drama of it all.

[puppyeared]

How'd Augusta end up being radioactive? :o

A second chance.

// suicidal themes below

Augusta originally worked as a part time astronaut at a Star Depot, which collected star Fragments and sent them back to earth to be used as fuel similar to nuclear power.

Augusta wasn’t really in a good place at the time while working there. She never had any kind of big ambition in life and wanted to live life peacefully, but knew that “getting by” isn’t enough for her to survive. People around her kept expecting so much of her that she didn’t know what to tell them.

Working as an astronaut helps take her mind off things at first, but then she starts to feel worse. She doesn’t get invited out to things, but she doesn’t really make any effort to try, and relatives are asking how she’s doing and she doesn’t know what to tell them without it turning into a lecture. and over time it piles up

First she starts asking for more shifts handling and shipping the stars. Then she asks to do overtime. And finally one day she finds a tiny Fragment on the floor.

The thing about Fragments is that they change your body and can make you very sick if youre near them for too long.

Tomorrow would be a holiday and the building would be closed. The Shift manager, who promised to close up, left early for drinks with coworkers. So she was the only employee working.

So she picks up the star and swallows it expecting to die. But instead her hair turns pink and the dust around her floats, and when she breathes no air comes out. The Star fused to her body and latched to her heart.

Basically, her suicide attempt gave her her own way to live and pink hair as a bonus lol

Here’s what her hair looked like before and after The Incident <3

[thornescratch]

I think our games fit so well together because we respect each other. We have a good connection off the ice, too. We like to talk about similar stuff.

Looking back, we had a lot of games in our early years together when we were trailing coming into the third period and a lot of comebacks. We would basically just tell each other to, "Wake up and go."

And then, when we started going, we'd score like three or four goals in the last period. That's another reason we respect each other. We could get each other going. And both of us have been extremely lucky to be surrounded by so many great teammates that have helped us do that consistently.

Those first few years, we hung out a lot and we were both single. We lived closed by, and we drove each other to games. We had a blast. A lot of fun moments.

We have the same relationship now that we had back then, but right now our lives involve kids. So we have other responsibilities off the ice versus hanging out, going out for dinner and stuff like that. But we still have the same conversations, same kind of dialogue in the locker room or when we're on the road.

That evolution is part of life, I think. It's nice for both of us to be able to share that with not just each other but seeing other players on the Capitals grow up and start families, too.

Of course, our best memory is winning the Stanley Cup against the Vegas Golden Knights in 2018. We talked about it a little bit before and then after we won the clinching game, he told me he was going to give me the Cup first. You can see him tell me that on the video.

Skating together with the Cup was not something we planned. I just looked to the side, and he was skating with me. It was actually pretty funny. We had waited a long time, and we went through ups and downs and to finally do it was so special. Just thinking about it gives me goose bumps...

I think I said this three or four years ago: if there's anyone who can beat Wayne Gretzky's NHL record of 894 goals, it's Alex...

It would be amazing to watch. To be a part of it, would be something incredible, so, hopefully, I am.

Do you ever read something and just fucking sob.

[stackofstories]

hmm this episode felt lackluster

[girl-bateman]

listening to a true crime pod about my dad's coworker who murdered his other coworker and... you know, murder aside, they sound gay as hell. I'm fully starting to believe it was a crime of (gay) passion.

[feelinsheepish]

"Uh-Huh... Not mates... Sure..."

[henbased]

otp: for thine is the kingdom

they could pretend it never happened. it wouldn't be hard. none of it had happened, really. she could leave. be rid of him forever, free of the intoxicating hold he had on her.

but. but.

like a teenager with a crush. she didn't want to.

saw @florbelles and someone else.. I can't place who... must've not been very important.. do this template and I wanted to too!

template (x)

[paperlovesadness]

Oh yeah. This is a thing that is worth a post.

Yes - Miles staying over at Alex's flat when he's gone on tour is (/was) apparently a thing. That happens. Happened more than once at least. And yeah - it's flail worthy, I don't care what you say.

I think there were times when he was inbetween two places/moving so he'd just stay at Alex's?

But also... Do I have to say what type of fluffy/longing fanfic-type images come to mind when you hear something like this???

Goodbye.