#but it has to be gay
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the fact that we haven’t had a modern take on arthurian characters in a sitcom setting is actually really rude and disrespectful to me personally because i just have to imagine it in my brain instead, which is so much effort.
#i want gawain in a yoga class#do they have fleetwood mac yoga classes#he would be in one of those#i am literally god so i know these things#also i imagined it in my head and it was funny#anyway#arthuriana#arthurian legend#arthurian sitcom#please#soulless corporations that do anything for cash please#but it has to be gay#and then i’ll give you money
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historical drama/sitcom where two gay best friends (woman and man) get lavender married--and proceed to spend the Fancy European Honeymoon their parents paid for acting as each other's wingman
#and hijinks ensue. obviously.#BONUS POINTS if they're gender nonconforming/questioning/trans coded#back at home they'd get dressed up then switch outfits in the taxi on the way to the gay club#now that they're married/on vacation in a new country they just wear what they want#he already has a glamorous collection of silk dressing gowns but she's the one who drags him out to buy a closet full of evening gowns#he tries to throw his suits out to make closet space and she steals them for her own wardrobe#also i think they should be a fun mixture of supportive and Cattily Judgemental about each other's dating decisions#just for funsies#like when your bestie is making a mess of their love life but you're in no position to lecture them bc youre WORSE#no wait wait wait#FINAL SEASON they both realize they're trans and move abroad permanently--where they each assume the other's legal identity!!!#SERIES FINALE: a joyful double wedding--wherein they lovingly divorce each other#and (under their switched identities) legally marry their longterm partners
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EVERY SINGLE DAY there are MILLIONS of characters in their late 20s who get falsely accused of being father figures to teenagers when in reality the description of "weird older cousin" or "step-sibling that moved out before you were born" is 1000000x more apt
#talk tag#IT KILLS ME. REIGEN IS NOT MOB'S DAD. HE HAS A DAD. INGO IS NOT AKARI'S DAD. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CAN ANYONE HEAR ME#(not even necessarily to say that ingo is in his late 20s but still)#(even if he was a 30-40-50 year old no matter how old he is no fucking teenager is gonna call some guy they met as a 15 year old ''dad'')#GAI IS NOT A FATHER FIGURE TO ROCK LEE HE WAS LIKE 13 WHEN HE WAS BORN! PLEASE!!!!!!!!#one time i saw that a person wrote a fic where mario was like a father figure to luigi.#they are TWIN BROTHERS.#not what this about but idk where else i can say anything about this.#just horrible#also sometimes someone is just An Older Friend like no familial relationship just a friend or acquaintance who is a lot older than you
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happy pride to this fucking thing susanna thompson does with her mouth
happy pride to this visible saliva that avery brooks decided to leave in the final cut of rejoined
#star trek#ds9#rejoined#pride#symbiont's BEST DAY EVER#insane that this aired in 1995#and remains the horniest a gay person in trek has been allowed to be#by a factor of like 70
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i have spent so long trying to place who astarion reminds me of
his dry little sarcastic bits gets me every time and like it's automatically funny but it felt so familiar...
this bastard.
and some more similar comparisons i think
thank you for coming to my ted talk
#astarion is a black cat ppl going crazy rn#like yes actually#its me#will anyone else care about this comparison#has it already been done ill cry#salem was my fav growing up i built my evil gay personality around him#and now i have astarion to further bear the curse#astarion#astarion ancunin#bg3#bg3 memes#salem the cat#salem saberhagen#sabrina the teenage witch#astarion is a cat#qb#qb shitposts
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#haha#ha ha funny#lmfao#hilarious#funny shit#humor#dank humor#dank memes#meme#meme humor#lol meme#lgbtq+#gay#lesbian#bisexual#trans#queer#trans men#trans women#non binary#pansexual#asexual#pride#pride month#transgender#transfem#nonbinary#trans joy#trans community#trans beauty
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Zepotha will never be Goncharov because when it comes down to it, tumblr culture is collaborative, while tiktok culture is merely iterative, and those are not the same thing.
#also because tumblr has a very specific way that it interacts with the media it loves#like make no mistake; when we made Goncharov we were a little bit making fun of ourselves#and the way we project high emotion and significance onto even the smallest details#(also the way we want everything to be gay)#tiktok isn’t doing that. they think the joke is the fake movie itself. but the fake movie isn't really the point.#the point is the fake FANDOM#goncharov
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AU: Kuina lived and her father was supportive of her ambition. He sent her to Wano to learn the way of the swords so they meet again when Zoro arrived at Wano.
I just rlly wanted to design a giant Kuina after seeing how big Kiku is :)))
#zoro is gay but big women has a special place in his heart#i imagine kuina's vibes to be sooo different from tashigi's#she's definitely masc#and so cool#i love my giant swordswoman#roronoa zoro#shimotsuki kuina#artists on tumblr#one piece#one piece fanart#VERY MUCH not a ship if u havent realized#theyre canonically related ppl
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Chappell Roan, a lesbian, went on a national broadcast tonight and performed a song about dating a closeted woman who refuses to acknowledge their relationship and denies the fact that she’s a lesbian. Never in my wildest dreams could I have imagined that happening but here we are and it’s amazing.
As a lesbian woman, to have an artist go out and be so entirely herself in every way, to be so proud of her own sexuality and to perform a song like this and have it be broadcasted to millions of people…it makes me so emotional. All I have ever wanted as a queer woman is to have this sort of unabashed representation and we’re finally getting it in such an incredible way. What an era we are living in and all I can say is long may it continue and I am so proud to be a Chappell Roan fan.
#yes of course other sapphic artists have come before her but to have the platform she has is SO important#little teenage me truly could have never imagined this#it just makes me so proud to be her fan and proud to be a lesbian#Chappell Roan#vmas#I’m in my gay girl feelings tonight because seeing a proud lesbian pop artist shine is everything to me#many queer artists have paved the way for Chappell but this about being a lesbian and having lesbian representation in such a big way
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i love learning cursive just to write text for exactly one character
#fun umbral lore. i can barely read cursive#if you want to hide anything from me then write it in cursive and i will literally never be able to read it#or write it. i had to google cursive text generator and copy it for this#ill settle on textbox designs also eventually#god its been so long since i've drawn the manor gang i think#saw this post and i immediately thought “cyn”#it has nothing to do with her being my number 1 blorbo. bite me#murder drones#art#murder drones n#murder drones v#murder drones j#murder drones cyn#serial designation n#serial designation j#serial designation v#they're so gay also they blushed immediately after this and made out probably im still torn between like 5 different ships#curse you fanfics for putting these ideas in my head
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The funniest thing about House MD to me is that all the shippers are right. House and Wilson really are just Like That. I'm so used to big ships being completely noncanon or distant subtext at best. Not Hilson. They have a fake dating episode. In the episode where House mocks a gay man for being in denial, the multi-episode-long subplot is about him trying to break up Wilson's relationship because he's jealous and wants him to himself. Wilson, his best friend and person whom he lives with. This show is insane.
#house md#hilson#no spoilers plssss#i didnt want to add this bc i couldnt word it in a way that was funny and also proves my point but#its worth mentioning that at the end of that ep#house has a moment where he tells cuddy that he wants to be more than friends#and the gay guy in that episode almost married a straight woman in order to deny his gayness#hmmmmm makes you think
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no more fan-ta-sizing about it! everything's already changed~
#dimension 20#fantasy high junior year#fhjy#figueroth faeth#riz gukgak#adaine abernant#fabian seacaster#gorgug thistlespring#kristen applebees#fh class quangle#my! class swap thing! I guess this is like the poster for it now#got overinvested and finished it properly instead of winging it lol#in closeup order: cleric!gorgug; bard!riz; rogue!fabian; sorcerer!kristen; barbarian!fig; artificer!adaine#this one does have the harpoon gun I'd give fabian during sophomore year but literally only figured out for this piece lol#I like how it looks tho Im glad I hashed it out#thinking abt power armor adaine a lot tbh... she has the transhumanist audacity. she's villain-adjacent enough#to attempt unspeakable acts of body improvement#(its funny bc to wear a rig like that would Also demand a certain level of physical strength from you)#also yeah this is the thing with riz holding a megaphone that got me considering#its fun! it fits the aesthetics! maybe it'd grant him range for bardics#maybe he gets to keep that Im just not sure how he'd carry it around lol#fig gets to have all of her makeup... I like almost never remember to draw it usually kdsjfhdjk listen. I just forgor#I always forget makeup is real#also dont ask me what's in kristen's thermos it Is usually tea but you truly never know#sometimes its soup. it can be lighter fluid. soap perhaps. hot chocolate#also if u come knocking on my door abt kristen's somatic in this piece: I wont be home#she gets to be gross especially bc shes funny and 17yo and gay. we give it to her#okay I. whoo I should lay down. finally I can move on to other things#cheers! wahoo. yahha perhaps
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AU where Dad James Potter has a crush on baker Regulus Black:
James and five-year-old Harry: *enter bakery*
James, to Harry: Go on, buddy, tell the nice baker what you want.
Harry: *shyly walks up to Regulus*
Regulus: What can I get you, cupcake?
Harry: *giggles* I’m not a cupcake!
Regulus, with a wide grin: Oh! I’m so sorry, you’re so sweet, I mistook you for one!
Harry, pointing to James: My dad thinks you’re sweet, too!
*James and Regulus freeze and just stare at each other*
Harry, continuing his yapping: He talks about you all the time. He thinks you’re really pretty and that you have a nice a-
James: *grabs a random cupcake and slaps a 50 on the table before grabbing Harry and fleeing the bakery*
#regulus black#james potter#jegulus#harry potter#harry potter is a little shit#baby harry potter#fluff#james potter has a crush on regulus black#marauders#dead gay wizards
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seeing a long text post that begins with "eddie" and scrolling down to cheat with the tags because it's like, what if that's not about MY eddie. is it 9-1-1 eddie. is it stranger things eddie. is it IT chapters one and two eddie. is it monsterfucker venom eddie. like, what eddie are we putting into gay little situations today.
#if your fandom has a guy named eddie then he has to be put in gay little situations#those are the rules
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Deadpool telling Peter about Logan like
#canon asf cause he one fine senior citizen#you think deadpool has logan pull out the senior concession card like how police show their badges?#the way the movie is still trending 🤭#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool 3#deadpool#wolverine#wolverpool#poolverine#deadpool x wolverine#wolverine x deadpool#wade wilson#logan howlett#logan x wade#wade x logan#ryan reynolds#hugh jackman#gay#lgbt#lgbtq#marvel#peter parker#spiderman#spiderpool#polycule when!?
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Interview with the psychiatrist.
#rehab by amy whinehouse#i was listening to#daniel molloy has a point#daniel molloy is tired#hazeilus#illustration#digital drawing#brazilian artist#amc iwtv#interview with the vampire#fanart#iwtv fanart#louis de pointe du lac fanart#louis du lac fanart#armand fanart#armand nolastname#lestat fanart#lestat de lioncourt fanart#iwtv s3#iwtv season 3 fanart#gay vampires#old daniel molloy#old daniel molloy fanart#artists on tumblr
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