#but it doent matter

[dannydevitosthiccdog]

More people should think about objective and subjective sizes in relation to countries.

The only example I can give (because it's all I have personal experience in) is Americans saying England is small when English try to say their country is big.

We know objectively that America is bigger, but we may only have experience of a few places.

Subjectivly, England IS big to someone who doesn't leave their hometown, to someone who hasnt left England.

[avephelis]

LOVE your chunky mikey SO MUCH I WANNA HUG HIM SO BAD!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS

and the HAIR!!!!!!!

GOOD NEWS!! he's still an excellent hugger (learned from the best, after all)

anyway i'm super glad everyone loves mikey so much but every time i post about my future stuff it feels like this lmfao

[ellenthefox]

Just gonna put out there that my dislike of Dream was always about how much I hated his conduct online and wasn't about (although certainly wasn't helped by) his allegations. The Stan video where he likened his haters to techno fans, his dislike for even attempting to learn another language, his chronic onliness where he felt it appropriate to call out a child for disliking his $100 plushies. Getting upset about tommy calling him out over the whole USMP bullshit. The USMP bullshit. Listen he might never have been a groomer but i'm telling you even if that was proven innocent in court by the highest judge none of that will make me like him nor change stuff he's actually 100% done in real time on the internet in front of my eyes.

[lord-shitbox]

one of my fav coworkers made me another drink I love him so much. I think it's a strawberry jasmine milk tea im so happy

[nightfallsystem-moved]

oh im so fucking cringe but im also like 15 years old so who even cares anymore

[jokestodiefor]

We are a collective who work closely together and operate as one. We have two bodies between us, and many alters within those bodies. Collectively, we are the Joker. It is sort of a shared kintype for all of us, and a collective identity we operate under when operating as a group.

Anti capitalism. Anti psych. ACAB.

We are going to be open on here. We are going to sound mean and we are going to sound crazy. We are self aware of how we look, you do not need to tell us. But if you listen you may see there is sense in what we say.

We are the Joker.

Adult. Minors DNI.

[batcavescolony]

Liking a comic character that has like next to no appearance is so fun (sad) because it's like

*group shot of characters*

"🔍IS THIS YOU?🔬my blorbo? I haven't seen you in years!🔎"

(Tag your blorbo)

[princemick]

lol seeing some people mentioned that I've lit never heard of it really makes me realise HOW divided this community is

[ashey-did-owt-wrong]

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME I HAVE A FUCKING GCSE TOMORROW (my last one thank god) AND IM TRYING TO LEARN A NEW PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE WHAT THE FUCK I AM TOO STUPID

[strawberryswitchblader]

oh ur going by aj now?? that’s so slay omg

yeah but aster and james are fine too i was a little embarassed about having multiple names but then i realized its really not uncommon and besides i can do whatever i want forever

[authenticalt]

How it feels piloting driving my Type R

born to use switches and knobs arranged in a cockpit, each one offering a tactile sensation as you flick it and the mech you're in lurches into action

forced to use touchscreens at your desk

[applestand]

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[windupaidoneus]

its hard to not be mentally ill sometimes is all ill say

[blorbo-luvr-3000]

To me, if you live there long enough to pick up the accent, ur from there

/not totally serious for real world situations, but for sniper, yeah.

if i see one more goddamn person say sniper is a fake australian because he was born in NZ and was there for at max four months as a literal baby before being shot to australia i will actually kill someone

[preciousbarashark]

i never learned how to use chop stick and everyone make fun of me <:(

They're just jealous of how you eat from a bowl with no hands and it threatens them

they wish they could be as free as you

[brucewaynehater101]

Hi again!!!! Older brother JJ annon here

So i absolutley LOVE your take on this and ive got stuffs to add >:D

So the Joker finds the alternate universe Damian so JJ just- kills him right?? And then Damians bats come to get him and all that but WJAT IF instead of them going back to their dimension JJ sees these other people he vaguley recognizes and decides "fuck it. Im keeping them ALL."

So he does. And it doesnt matter that most of these guys are older than him, he treats them almost exactly like he does with Damian. (Except for bruce. Junior doesnt know what to do with bruce) JJ doesnt give two shits

And like- all the bats are weirded out because what????? Who is this mini joker??? And then they find out its a version of TIM. So they just...kidnap him back. Its bonus points because they dint have a Tim (anymore [i decided that because angst and yes. {id imagine their tim died from the widdower on Brucequest or smth along those lines but the evidence he collected still got sent back? Who knows. Deff not me}])

So its like a win-win for everyone involved!!! Tim JJ gets the bats back (even if he doent really recognize them) and the bats get a Tim back!!

(Thank you for listening to my insanity ted talk.)

Here's a link to the OG post!

Oh? ~ I like the way you think, Anon. Let's crank up the angst, shall we? As much pain as possible :) :D

TW: Major character death, dead body description, toxic obsessions

We'll refer to one Tim as Alt!Tim and the other as JJ!Tim (or JJ) for simplicity sake.

Alt!Tim was never caught by Dick when Ra's kicked him out of a window. Dick was right there, mere centimeters away, but Tim slipped right through his fingers.

Dick was forced to watch as another one of his family members fell to his death.

It's not the sound of bones impacting cement that haunts him so, nor the sight of his baby brother hitting the ground from over 80 stories tall.

No. It's the look of contentment, the small reassuring smile, the instant forgiveness, and the relief that poured from Tim's body when he noticed Dick was trying but would fail to catch him.

Tim dying at this time, when he still hasn't repaired any of his relationships with his family, absolutely obliterates the remaining Bats. They either feel guilt for how they treated him, for not being there for him, or for what he sacrificed for them.

[Whether or not Ra's scraped his body off of the ground and lugs his corpse to a Pit only to brainwash and hide him from the Bats is a separate storyline. In this case, Tim, who finally manages to escape, realizes that his Bats (and Tim is mentally not well. He's kind of obsessive post-Pit) are gone. Alt!Tim goes to track them down only to find them chumming it up with another version of him :) ]

JJ is also obsessive with the Bats. These newcomers are all his younger siblings (minus Bruce), and he will not let them go. The Bats, who miss Tim/feel guilty and desperately want him back, are also super obsessed with Tim. It kinds of works out for them.