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dovewingkinnie · 1 year ago

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he is sick in the head!! for an au i havent talked about yet

#give william a squomsh #dont do that #he will die #toy freddy acts like a tired bear dad in most my aus #but in this one #nah..#NAH...#sick in the HEAD!!#i love drawing him this way #i dont do it enough #toy freddy #william afton #purple guy #fnaf #fnaf au

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this-is-a-podcast-fanblog · 4 months ago

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"Kamala Harris raised 50+ million dollars after Biden dropped out!" you fools.... that's the money she got from selling Biden to One Direction :(

#Joe biden #Kamala harris #one direction #hobama phase two is a go

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emeraldwhale · 7 months ago

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while you were studying girls i was kissing the blade

#objectum tumblr will like this one

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fipindustries · 5 months ago

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i almost never do vent art, much less post it but man, i have been feeling bummed out recently

#i feel very protective of nerdy male people #yes even the gross incel-y ones tbh #is hard for me not to sympathize considering i used to be one of them

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 7 months ago

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Knowledge Revenge.

#dungeon meshi #chilchuk tims #senshi #Somewhat of an unofficial sequel to the Dragon Comic. I promise I have more versatility in my jokes. I just had to take this opportunity.#Senshi is pretty much a recluse. I think he would know a few of these 'gottems' but not all.#Chilchuck would know gottems that are nearly lost to time. The deep cuts. The ones that you fall for because they are that obscure.#I would also like to take a moment to confess that after the last comic in which I posed a gottem -#I fell victim to a Mind Goblin Attack. I was thoroughly got. I will be on higher alert this time.#So NOBODY be funny in the tags. I am gullible and I like to share things with my friends. Who are *ruthless*.#I have a mild resistance to Vicious Mockery at this point but I can only take so much.#Happy Thistle Thursday Everyone! See you next week!

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bonesandthebees · 8 months ago

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one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method

#I was forced to get over my hatred of making phone calls bc of this #one 15 minute phone call is the equivalent of 5 back and forth emails #also if you don't know exactly what you need help with you can just ask and you can get real help #instead of just desperately clawing at faqs on websites #it's infuriating that it works so well #ramblings

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astronomalyy · 5 months ago

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parenting

#dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #dunmeshi #chilchuck #chilchuck tims #izutsumi #i do not know if he'd actually encourage her to drink given his relationship with alcoholism but i think he'd crack open a cold one with he #his cat daughter. he is learning #astro art

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totopopopo · 9 months ago

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a good sumerian inexplicably donated five packs of 500 temporary tattoos to the classroom, each pack featuring identical pictures of a different invasive species of bug

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sunbentshadows · 9 months ago

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Hey all, you know how internet searches suck now? When the results are awful, full-of-AI, death-of-the-internet levels of bad?

Start appending date constraints to your searches - "before:2023".

My results have gone from 90% AI bullshit to ~60% usable - which frankly at this point is a huge improvement.

#information death of the internet etc #legit this has been SO SO helpful #shout out to mastodon infosec server for this one #before 2022 we did not really have the AI-content-farms because. the tech did not exist to the public.#and you can knock back the date if need be #obviously this does not FIX the problem but #me.txt

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lotrmusical · 9 months ago

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never let anyone tell you that trawling through mediocre victorian poetry isn't worth it. we just happened upon an absolute BANGER of a worm poem. go read it or else 🪱🪱🪱

#was calling beckett and scouring the works of eliza cook looking for lesbianism #good amounts of lesbianism in evidence but unfortunately very little in the way of good poetry #APART from this worm one which DOES NOT MISS #eliza cook #is there a thriving eliza cook tag on tumblr. somehow i doubt it #the hand of the giant and the heart of the brave / must turn weak and submit to the worm and the grave!#not an original theme ofc but GOD the treatment is delightful. so fresh so gleeful some rlly nice use of sound. rlly solidly constructed #words #gay belligerence

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woolieshubris · 5 months ago

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tumblr simulator

#every day i bear witness to one post from a drama that escaped containment #my comic for comic day #makeaterriblecomicday2024

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butchfalin · 1 year ago

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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again