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acidstrike · 4 months ago

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shoutout to that time i hadn’t slept in two days and i thought ab that ending where arcade offs himself and i cried for like twenty minutes and threw up

#fallout new vegas #fnv #arcade gannon #i’m normal about him #no i’m not #he died :(#rip arcade you would’ve loved video game piracy #tw sui talk #but in the funny way i promise

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artisfaction · 5 months ago

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#iwtv spoilers #iwtv s2 #interview with the vampire #the vampire armand #daniel molloy #devil's minion #louis de pointe du lac #lestat de lioncourt #funny texts #the lightning in the Lestat - Louis scene is terrible!!! I tried my best promise #the last one with Daniel and Armand truly works both ways #up to interpretation #old man on old man violence and toxic yaoi #I'm a big fan

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drenched-in-sunlight · 3 months ago

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i love the DLC man

#elden ring #miquella the unalloyed #promised consort radahn #I’ve been thinking about how despite all the talk of age of compassion… Miquella’s first spell as a god is an offensive incantation #with a wide af damage radius 💀💀💀#meanwhile Marika who built her age upon violence… her spells are all healing and defense buffs #and her first spell as a God is a little tree that heals a wide area #she was still trying to heal her ppl to the bitter end AND gunning for revenge. there’s a kind of heartbreaking honesty to it #the cruel irony in the DLC story is crazy #really show how badly Miq had strayed from his original path after forsaking Trina #then that meme pops in my head ajshsjhsjhs #now i do think the vow is two-way btw Radahn just got cold feet near the end #the only thing i dont like about the DLC is i cant draw jokes without explaining I LOVE THESE CHARACTERS i think their actions are valid !!#like having to pull up a whole lore presentation slide for this #yes i think it's funny as hell that Miq did show Radahn why he should not fuck around and find out

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 1 month ago

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Five foot something and he's royalty.

#poorly drawn odyssey #the odyssey #odysseus #I was drawing him short because it was funny. I didn't expect it to come up in the text himself.#Remember that at this point he's retelling the story to the court of Alcinous.#So him saying 'Yeah I got to ride on the best and coolest ram so I only needed one of them' sounds like he's justifying being small.#I know there are likely other interpretations of this so it's not 'canonical' per say #but I didn't think my goofy short lump of misery parody version of ody was going to be...well...closer that expected.#By they way if you are a lover of sopping wet men - read the Odysssey.#So far he has solved 90% of his problems by wailing and sobbing so pathetically until people give up and help him out.#(sadly I am out of chronological order with the comics I wanted to post...next one WILL be the nausicaa comic I promise.#I've been very sick and swamped with work so comics are hard to do...I'm keeping my chin up though! I'll be slow but I'll do it!)

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padfoot-lupin77 · 6 months ago

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(This might have been done before but I just saw these text posts with Nancy and Steve from ST and I just had to make this)

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mattodore · 2 months ago

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birthday boy 🎂

#river dipping #theodore doe #matthias evanoff #a burning house to live in #echthroi #ts4 #ts4 edit #simblr #ts4 screenshots #theo i hope you're having the most insane birthday sex rn i hope it's ******** and ***** and ***'** **** *** **** ***** :)<3 #sorry i put off making your birthday edit for so long that i had to pivot and post this edit instead of the one i wanted </3 #...very funny how similar this is to that LAST render i posted... well so WHAT!! if i think matthias looming is sexy!!#this is based on a photo that everyone was drawing their ocs as so really it's not MY fault he's back there clinging and being a freak #actually if y'all want this pose lmk... i'll share it but fyi it's only meant to be seen from the waist up and idk how it'd look #on a sim that doesn't have the same muscle mass and like. bulk. that matthias has......................................#just got rock hard after typing that... anyway.#HAPPY BIRTHDAY THEO <333333333 LOVE YOU SO MUCH I PROMISE I'M GONNA KEEP WORKING ON THE //ACTUAL// BIRTHDAY EDIT!! like .#posted abt this on the sideblog but the real edit i have planned for him is making me lose my fucking gourd #and it'll probably take me :))) a few more days to figure out #expect a depressing theo-as-a-teenager edit eventually tho. with writing!! accompanying it!!#matthias's face has changed again btw 😭 i redid it almost immediately after i posted that first render attempt so he looks DIFFERENT!!#i posted screenshots of him in cas just the other day on my other acc and he looks so good in them i might post them here too #oh and!! this edit looks massively different than my last because this screenshot was taken with a new preset i made specifically for #the real birthday edit i'm working on... it's a hallway scene so i figured out depth and density to get this really cool fog effect #i'm really excited for it!! in my head the way it looks makes me crazy but idk if i can pull it off properly. but like i WAS SAYING!!#new preset is sooo sexy after i post this i'll reblog with the before and after to show you how good it looks even w/o any editing #like. the colors....... literally have always wanted a preset like this i'm so glad i spent yesterday fucking around with it #ALSO!! i've been doing those oc/ship dynamic templates for fun recently so i might post a few of them here soon #realize i'm rambling so much in these tags bc i haven't been here in forever kfjnkfjhn ummmmm. let me stop.#EVERYONE WISH THEO HAPPY BIRTHDAY RIGHT NOW 🫵‼

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hydrachea · 2 months ago

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Explorers of Sky is a good game.

#making the joke in the tags of my last meme wasn't enough i had to make it real #with way too much effort put into it as i do #pokemon #pmd #future trio #that's the tag right? WELL it'll have to be #i finished the main plot and the special episode and yeah #yeah yeah yeah #very good game very glad i can take real life damage when i hear don't ever forget with full context now #the special episode also confirmed that arceus isn't a dick it's just specist #as expected of specifically a pokemon god really #maybe the pla protagonist would have been sent home if they'd been turned into a pokemon!#then again they wouldn't have been turned BACK but... yknow that's still half the problem solved #ray's records #i suspend my disbelief i promise but sometimes thoughts are objectively funny #hero saved the world and gets to come back to life buuuut yeah no you keep your amnesia and you stay a pokemon cmon now #though to be fair THAT resurrection was all dialga #and it controls time not form (that's mew) or memory (that's... uxie?) so i can let it slide it did its best #anyway great characters in this game everyone say a prayer for celebi whose stubby little hands are very full with those two. attagirl.

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emmaspolaroid · 3 months ago

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accident

#the promised neverland #Ray tpn #yuugo tpn #nikki draws #i spent way too long on this silly thing but it’s funny so here take this

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canisalbus · 7 months ago

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I have to ask what drew vasco into falling in love with machete?

His snivelling runt ways were just that irresistable.

#no they were best friends first #it wasn't love at first sight #I think Vasco just gradually noticed that Machete is sincere and kindhearted and genuinely tries to be a good person #and it's hard not to appreciate that Vasco is known for having those qualities too his are just a lot more evident #he's an one person dog but when he gets attached to you he's fervently dedicated loyal caring and supportive #he's perceptive thoughtful and a good listener #sensible highly responsible and keeps his promises #does his part or dies trying even if no one is there to notice #he's learned knowledgeable and a lot more sharp-witted than people give him credit for and infodumps as a love language #their interests and ideologies overlap or at least complement each other #he has problems but really tries to do better and never takes any help he's given for granted #he always dresses well smells nice and has soft pettable fur #and he can be kind of funny and cute in his own dorky way #and Vasco sees how his presence continuously brings out the best qualities in him #and cherishes the fact he can be such a positive force in someone's life #answered #anonymous #Vaschete lore

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ratatatastic · 8 days ago

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Vanha Kauppahalli date: en full, a 2 minute 50 second masterpiece...

Primetime Panthers | 11.6.24 (x)

#aleksander barkov #matthew tkachuk #florida panthers #2425 #the global series is a gift #“alright talk to me what do we got?” with the camera following behind them makes it seems like theyre spies doing reconnaissance #the start to a thriller where they got sent to finland stake out for intelligence #maffhew not even waiting for sasha to answer before hes asks about chocolate #“the purple one you always bring” maffhew has been charmed by sashas leaving choco in stalls as gifts when he comes back from finland huh #you can tell he says that with depravity of a man who finally realises he doesnt need to rely on his supplier he can get it himself now #“uh oh [laughs] okay... what is this?” maffhew was not prepared for all the food to already be ready for him he just hopped off a plane and #expected to have to wait more and did not and absolutely does not trust the situation in the same way you get romantic candlelit-dinnered #and youre like alright whats all this then whats your angle what are you doing #“this is salmon and rye bread 😄” “(with the eagerness to prove hes smart and engaged) so is that 👉” “(charmed) and so is that 🫱”#“ill try your favourite first” GURL RELAX OKAY SETTLE DOWN YOURE IN A NEW COUNTRY JUST CHILL MAN #“salmon and rye bread—thats the famous one 🤓” [sasha nodding along because he has to reassure maffhew but also hes in the middle of eating]#maffhew choosing the most inopportune time and you can TELL sasha is like [swallows quickly] because he wants to answer but also BIG BITE #“herring” “herrin' 🤠?” “eating all this her-RING” no notes #“is this just another salmon on rye bread” he says with hope because he likes salmon but also disappointment (he wants to try more foods)#“different salmon? smoked?” the amount of questions hes askijg because hes so terribly engaged he wants to know and sashas like [shrug]#he has to get an A+ in experiencing finland which is normal to want and possible to achieve #“i still love your country though” and sasha explodes into the mirthful grin ive seen in my life like he just won the damn jackpot #he speaks at 100 mph like please take a deep breath sweetheart youre excitement is papable but PLEASE #THE WAY HE GETS SO UNSURE WHEN HE MENTIONS BARKY HATES THAT FOOD WHEN HE LIKED IT SO MUCH #MAFFHEW YOU CAN GET A PASSING GRADE IN EXPERIENCING FINLAND IF YOU STICK TO YOUR GUNS I PROMISE #SASHA HELP A GUY OUT HERE MAN THROW HIM A BONE #SASHA ONLY LAUGHS AS MAFFHEW THROWS HIMSELF INTO A TIZZY OVER THIS YOU ARE SOOOOOO #the chuckle when sasha mentions he had runebergin torttu in school... id like to know what was funny there #we call out sasha for being too lovesick and laughing at all of maffhews “jokes” BUT HES JUST AS BAD???#“what the hell do i do with this thing?” MAFFHEW HAVE YOU NEVER SEEN MERENGUE IN YOUR LIFE???

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drangues · 1 year ago

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henclair not realising that theyre not so straight by saying not so straight stuff that not even will would say

#bi dustin and bi lucas r smth so personal to me #but also the hc that they say way more gayer stuff than will is so funny to me #will the first time it happens: im going crazy #henclair #will byers #dustin henderson #lucas sinclair #artush #ok this is my last post for now i promise

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tinseltina · 2 months ago

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trying to make fanart of leona from @kiame-sama's humans are extinct twst au (warning it is a yandere au and 18+ so minors DNI)

#art #mine #my art #leona #leona kingscholar #twst #twisted wonderland #humans are extinct au #aint it funny that we both used the same card as the base for the pictures?#i promise i didnt copy your idea i legit just eanted a pose that easily showed his legs #also lion paws are surprisingly hard to freehand?#i swapped out the skull in his hand for a chess piece for a few reasons #one bc he's never eaten a human so i didnt want to feed into the stereotype of sunset savannah folk eating humans #and two bc of the metanarrative of it seeming racist for the place where beastpeople are also being the ones who ate humans most often #not that i think kiame had any intention of that sorta thing i think it's just a really unfortunate coincidence #but it starts out with the weirdness of the canon africa stand-in also being mostly known for beast people living there #as in actual animal people #and there's way more horrors about real life colonial history that make the twst au feel...weird to have those real events flipped #again im not upset or calling out the author of the au or anything im just sharing my perspective and comparing and contrasting this au #it's mostly an interesting exercise for me rn #but anyway! i got tired and never finished coloring the sketch but i really liked the sketch so here!

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armeniuslaurant · 2 months ago

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watching the Kevin Can Fuck Himself sitcom portions and shaking my head the whole time so everybody on the internet knows I disagree

#kevin can fuck himself #this is a parody of people who go dae Friends is fucked up without the laugh track???#I promise you the people behind kcfh love sitcoms #Critiquing the way sitcoms can use laugh tracks to cushion shitty behavior while centering male characters #doesn't mean they think it's all miserable trash #Worcester Wild Dude is supposed to be funny #The “Escape Groom” is supposed to be funny #I love how seriously kcfh takes itself #It amplifies the dark comedy #But it does have tragicomedy elements

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ryuubff · 1 year ago

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solomon would down the grimace shake in one go if he was able to

#obey me #obey me nightbringer #obey me mc #obey me mammon #obey me solomon #obey me belphegor #obey me beelzebub #obey me fanart #i draw skrunkly #i spent way too long on this #I KNOW SOLOMON WOULD SURVIVE THE GRIMACE SHAKE #HE WOULD GET THAT EVERY TIME HE GOES TO MCD #he woudl eat that with his nuclear waste #sol is insane i love him for it #sry i promised vampire comic and i give grimace instead OSKODJIEJIFJIOD #I. SORRYAYWRRRRGFH #this trend is so funny tho #grimace shake

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royalarchivist · 11 months ago

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Turned the Judgemental Cucurucho Stare into a gif because it made me laugh too much.

Bonus version:

#QSMP #Cucurucho #Pactw #Pac #I'm sure I'll get a lot of mileage out of this gif #lemme know if anyone has trouble seeing it #I know Tumblr is weird about gifs sometimes #This looks mid on mobile but I promise it's better on desktop lmao #Also feel free to use it if a funny moment presents itself #just point folks my way if they ask where you got it #👍#Edited

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mightybeaujester · 1 year ago

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Comparing Mechs fans spotify wrapped with others shows us scientifically that we're something else

A friend of mine is in the top 0.05% of Sleeping At Last (almost 8mio monthly listeners) with 7.4k minutes

I'm just in the top 0.5% of the Mechanisms (36k monthly listeners) with 9.3k minutes

This means that you needed less minutes to be a way higher listener of an artist with 205 times as many listeners.

So there aren't many of us, but I can almost guarantee that not a single one of us is even remotely normal.

#The mechanisms #This is extra funny to me considering that sleeping at last used to be MY top artist #I was in his top 1 % every year until now #And like #The reason for that is that he has the atlas saga which while not as musical y as the mechanisms tell a more or less cohesive narrative #That is way longer than the mechs albums #So it's also a musician that i can listen to from start to finish for days on end #It's almost A trade mark of mine to include a sleeping at last song in all my Playlists #But the mechanisms is just a different kind of brain rot #I will stop with Spotify wrapped posts about the mechanisms soon I promise #It's just so fascinating for me #I wonder if the mechs still get a Spotify wrapped for artists bc I would loooove to see it #Considering sending Kofi an ask tbh

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