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acidstrike · 6 months ago

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shoutout to that time i hadn’t slept in two days and i thought ab that ending where arcade offs himself and i cried for like twenty minutes and threw up

#fallout new vegas #fnv #arcade gannon #i’m normal about him #no i’m not #he died :(#rip arcade you would’ve loved video game piracy #tw sui talk #but in the funny way i promise

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artisfaction · 6 months ago

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#iwtv spoilers #iwtv s2 #interview with the vampire #the vampire armand #daniel molloy #devil's minion #louis de pointe du lac #lestat de lioncourt #funny texts #the lightning in the Lestat - Louis scene is terrible!!! I tried my best promise #the last one with Daniel and Armand truly works both ways #up to interpretation #old man on old man violence and toxic yaoi #I'm a big fan

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drenched-in-sunlight · 5 months ago

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i love the DLC man

#elden ring #miquella the unalloyed #promised consort radahn #I’ve been thinking about how despite all the talk of age of compassion… Miquella’s first spell as a god is an offensive incantation #with a wide af damage radius 💀💀💀#meanwhile Marika who built her age upon violence… her spells are all healing and defense buffs #and her first spell as a God is a little tree that heals a wide area #she was still trying to heal her ppl to the bitter end AND gunning for revenge. there’s a kind of heartbreaking honesty to it #the cruel irony in the DLC story is crazy #really show how badly Miq had strayed from his original path after forsaking Trina #then that meme pops in my head ajshsjhsjhs #now i do think the vow is two-way btw Radahn just got cold feet near the end #the only thing i dont like about the DLC is i cant draw jokes without explaining I LOVE THESE CHARACTERS i think their actions are valid !!#like having to pull up a whole lore presentation slide for this #yes i think it's funny as hell that Miq did show Radahn why he should not fuck around and find out

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padfoot-lupin77 · 7 months ago

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(This might have been done before but I just saw these text posts with Nancy and Steve from ST and I just had to make this)

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 3 months ago

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Five foot something and he's royalty.

#poorly drawn odyssey #the odyssey #odysseus #I was drawing him short because it was funny. I didn't expect it to come up in the text himself.#Remember that at this point he's retelling the story to the court of Alcinous.#So him saying 'Yeah I got to ride on the best and coolest ram so I only needed one of them' sounds like he's justifying being small.#I know there are likely other interpretations of this so it's not 'canonical' per say #but I didn't think my goofy short lump of misery parody version of ody was going to be...well...closer that expected.#By they way if you are a lover of sopping wet men - read the Odysssey.#So far he has solved 90% of his problems by wailing and sobbing so pathetically until people give up and help him out.#(sadly I am out of chronological order with the comics I wanted to post...next one WILL be the nausicaa comic I promise.#I've been very sick and swamped with work so comics are hard to do...I'm keeping my chin up though! I'll be slow but I'll do it!)

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ar-mage-ddon · 20 days ago

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we'll go together!

( EPHEMERWEEK 1: light )

#kingdom hearts #kh #kingdom hearts union cross #khux #ephemerweek2024 #kh ephemer #ephemer #THE DAY DOESNT END UNTIL I SLEEP IM ON TIME I PROMISE #i spent way more time than i shouldve on the sketch which worries me for the following days HAHA......#also i kinda wanna answer each days question in the tags just for fun. also for anyone who cares #its hard to pick an ephemer scene i like bc i like all of them but id probably say #the one where chirithy is trying to remind ephemer that player isnt allowed in the tower but he just waves it away like “its fine”#its just so funny. rules are rules! but this is my friend and i say they can come along #myart

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emmaspolaroid · 5 months ago

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accident

#the promised neverland #Ray tpn #yuugo tpn #nikki draws #i spent way too long on this silly thing but it’s funny so here take this

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canisalbus · 8 months ago

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I have to ask what drew vasco into falling in love with machete?

His snivelling runt ways were just that irresistable.

#no they were best friends first #it wasn't love at first sight #I think Vasco just gradually noticed that Machete is sincere and kindhearted and genuinely tries to be a good person #and it's hard not to appreciate that Vasco is known for having those qualities too his are just a lot more evident #he's an one person dog but when he gets attached to you he's fervently dedicated loyal caring and supportive #he's perceptive thoughtful and a good listener #sensible highly responsible and keeps his promises #does his part or dies trying even if no one is there to notice #he's learned knowledgeable and a lot more sharp-witted than people give him credit for and infodumps as a love language #their interests and ideologies overlap or at least complement each other #he has problems but really tries to do better and never takes any help he's given for granted #he always dresses well smells nice and has soft pettable fur #and he can be kind of funny and cute in his own dorky way #and Vasco sees how his presence continuously brings out the best qualities in him #and cherishes the fact he can be such a positive force in someone's life #answered #anonymous #Vaschete lore

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quazikam · 9 days ago

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thinking about how tired saihara looks in every ch 1 cg

it's not reflected that much in his actual in game sprites though

he's so sleep deprived someone help him

#always found this to be kinda funny but who knows maybe it has plot relevance #I mean after ch 1 he looks less tired in the cgs but that might not be intentional and it's just me looking too much into this #but liiiike hypothetically if this is intentional then shuichi did in fact get healthier because of the killing game ironically #he's already eating breakfast (which he didn't usually do before) because of kaito #so in a weird backwards way the killing game helped saihara a tiny bit #saihara actually said something like that in the extras mode that he's grateful to the game somewhat-#-because he got to meet kaito (THIS ISN'T JUST ME SAIMOTA-BRAINING I PROMISE he actually said that in the graduation event)#shuichi saihara #drv3 #anyways didn't mean to make this a ramble post in the tags lol

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ratatatastic · 2 months ago

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Vanha Kauppahalli date: en full, a 2 minute 50 second masterpiece...

Primetime Panthers | 11.6.24 (x)

#aleksander barkov #matthew tkachuk #florida panthers #2425 #the global series is a gift #“alright talk to me what do we got?” with the camera following behind them makes it seems like theyre spies doing reconnaissance #the start to a thriller where they got sent to finland stake out for intelligence #maffhew not even waiting for sasha to answer before hes asks about chocolate #“the purple one you always bring” maffhew has been charmed by sashas leaving choco in stalls as gifts when he comes back from finland huh #you can tell he says that with depravity of a man who finally realises he doesnt need to rely on his supplier he can get it himself now #“uh oh [laughs] okay... what is this?” maffhew was not prepared for all the food to already be ready for him he just hopped off a plane and #expected to have to wait more and did not and absolutely does not trust the situation in the same way you get romantic candlelit-dinnered #and youre like alright whats all this then whats your angle what are you doing #“this is salmon and rye bread 😄” “(with the eagerness to prove hes smart and engaged) so is that 👉” “(charmed) and so is that 🫱”#“ill try your favourite first” GURL RELAX OKAY SETTLE DOWN YOURE IN A NEW COUNTRY JUST CHILL MAN #“salmon and rye bread—thats the famous one 🤓” [sasha nodding along because he has to reassure maffhew but also hes in the middle of eating]#maffhew choosing the most inopportune time and you can TELL sasha is like [swallows quickly] because he wants to answer but also BIG BITE #“herring” “herrin' 🤠?” “eating all this her-RING” no notes #“is this just another salmon on rye bread” he says with hope because he likes salmon but also disappointment (he wants to try more foods)#“different salmon? smoked?” the amount of questions hes askijg because hes so terribly engaged he wants to know and sashas like [shrug]#he has to get an A+ in experiencing finland which is normal to want and possible to achieve #“i still love your country though” and sasha explodes into the mirthful grin ive seen in my life like he just won the damn jackpot #he speaks at 100 mph like please take a deep breath sweetheart youre excitement is papable but PLEASE #THE WAY HE GETS SO UNSURE WHEN HE MENTIONS BARKY HATES THAT FOOD WHEN HE LIKED IT SO MUCH #MAFFHEW YOU CAN GET A PASSING GRADE IN EXPERIENCING FINLAND IF YOU STICK TO YOUR GUNS I PROMISE #SASHA HELP A GUY OUT HERE MAN THROW HIM A BONE #SASHA ONLY LAUGHS AS MAFFHEW THROWS HIMSELF INTO A TIZZY OVER THIS YOU ARE SOOOOOO #the chuckle when sasha mentions he had runebergin torttu in school... id like to know what was funny there #we call out sasha for being too lovesick and laughing at all of maffhews “jokes” BUT HES JUST AS BAD???#“what the hell do i do with this thing?” MAFFHEW HAVE YOU NEVER SEEN MERENGUE IN YOUR LIFE???

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armeniuslaurant · 4 months ago

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watching the Kevin Can Fuck Himself sitcom portions and shaking my head the whole time so everybody on the internet knows I disagree

#kevin can fuck himself #this is a parody of people who go dae Friends is fucked up without the laugh track???#I promise you the people behind kcfh love sitcoms #Critiquing the way sitcoms can use laugh tracks to cushion shitty behavior while centering male characters #doesn't mean they think it's all miserable trash #Worcester Wild Dude is supposed to be funny #The “Escape Groom” is supposed to be funny #I love how seriously kcfh takes itself #It amplifies the dark comedy #But it does have tragicomedy elements

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drangues · 1 year ago

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henclair not realising that theyre not so straight by saying not so straight stuff that not even will would say

#bi dustin and bi lucas r smth so personal to me #but also the hc that they say way more gayer stuff than will is so funny to me #will the first time it happens: im going crazy #henclair #will byers #dustin henderson #lucas sinclair #artush #ok this is my last post for now i promise

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vynnyal · 6 days ago

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Finally finishing totk

#Totk #Art #Comic #Link #This one gets main blog privileges lololol #Context: I had beat 1 dungeon and promised my buddy not to progress without them. I was just filling out the map and these guys appeared #Totk spoilers in the tags #Okay so here's my totk story because it hurts everyone I tell including myself #First time I played totk I got really fed up with the tutorial. It would just never end.#I got so fed up with it in fact... I never did the story. At all!#My buddy wanted to watch me do the story but we kept missing each other #So I ended up avoiding anything even tangentially related to plot #I never met any characters. Never even knew there were bosses and dungeons. Never entered the castle #And one time my buddy told me there was the awesome boss in the depths I could fight-- a king dragon. Woaaahhh #I made my way over there and was so ready for this epic battle and ended up killing it in 5 seconds. I was too powerful 😂#Keep in mind I did NO DUNGEONS and had grinded up the dynamic difficulty entirely through common enemies to the point of silver lynels #So yeah I stopped playing because I realized I was way too overpowered to start the story #So I started all over again. Finally doing totk the Intended Way™#Uhh... Doing one single dungeon raised the difficulty to the point of black hoglins appearing?? What???#I'm basically rushing every dungeon (I just finished the second one) without preparing at all or doing any shrines #(I killed colgera while dying from cold damage at 4 hearts because I ran out of cold res LMFAO)#So this is really testing my Zelda skillz. It's very fun.#Also. During the first dungeon. I was so obsessed with the kid I almost looked up how I could keep him as my companion #My buddy was so excited for me to find out what the reward was for beating the dungeon 😂😂😂#What else funny... Oh yeah my old save was so jank I never actually got any more than 5 hearts.#Yes I had to defeat lynels mostly hitless since they can kill you despite the mercy quarter heart #I also went to do the first dungeon on the first save and accidentally entered the ship without the child. It TRAPS YOU INSIDE.#It doesn't even give you a warp it just says “die or warp out”. Except I didn't get the shrine halfway up. So I decided to hoverbike out 😓#Oh yeah and it turns out you can ABSOLUTELY get the master sword so so easily.#She flies right past the water dungeon and phases out of existence near immediately it's very funny.

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tinseltina · 4 months ago

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trying to make fanart of leona from @kiame-sama's humans are extinct twst au (warning it is a yandere au and 18+ so minors DNI)

#art #mine #my art #leona #leona kingscholar #twst #twisted wonderland #humans are extinct au #aint it funny that we both used the same card as the base for the pictures?#i promise i didnt copy your idea i legit just eanted a pose that easily showed his legs #also lion paws are surprisingly hard to freehand?#i swapped out the skull in his hand for a chess piece for a few reasons #one bc he's never eaten a human so i didnt want to feed into the stereotype of sunset savannah folk eating humans #and two bc of the metanarrative of it seeming racist for the place where beastpeople are also being the ones who ate humans most often #not that i think kiame had any intention of that sorta thing i think it's just a really unfortunate coincidence #but it starts out with the weirdness of the canon africa stand-in also being mostly known for beast people living there #as in actual animal people #and there's way more horrors about real life colonial history that make the twst au feel...weird to have those real events flipped #again im not upset or calling out the author of the au or anything im just sharing my perspective and comparing and contrasting this au #it's mostly an interesting exercise for me rn #but anyway! i got tired and never finished coloring the sketch but i really liked the sketch so here!

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ryuubff · 2 years ago

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solomon would down the grimace shake in one go if he was able to

#obey me #obey me nightbringer #obey me mc #obey me mammon #obey me solomon #obey me belphegor #obey me beelzebub #obey me fanart #i draw skrunkly #i spent way too long on this #I KNOW SOLOMON WOULD SURVIVE THE GRIMACE SHAKE #HE WOULD GET THAT EVERY TIME HE GOES TO MCD #he woudl eat that with his nuclear waste #sol is insane i love him for it #sry i promised vampire comic and i give grimace instead OSKODJIEJIFJIOD #I. SORRYAYWRRRRGFH #this trend is so funny tho #grimace shake

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royalarchivist · 1 year ago

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Turned the Judgemental Cucurucho Stare into a gif because it made me laugh too much.

Bonus version:

#QSMP #Cucurucho #Pactw #Pac #I'm sure I'll get a lot of mileage out of this gif #lemme know if anyone has trouble seeing it #I know Tumblr is weird about gifs sometimes #This looks mid on mobile but I promise it's better on desktop lmao #Also feel free to use it if a funny moment presents itself #just point folks my way if they ask where you got it #👍#Edited

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