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Emps really dropped the ball in his romance scene, perfectly good cute lil gazebo thing right there and he chooses to try to get freaky on a random plain-ass rock, sir pls
#like you ain’t gotta take me to dinner first#cause well *gestures at him and everything about the situation*#but if you wanna flirt#you could at least do a lil scenery change for romance#bg3#bg3 emperor#emperor x tav
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"Is it true that you and Harrington are friends now?"
Steve paused outside the drama class' door and lowered the hand that was about to push it open. He didn't expect to eavesdrop when he came back to retrieve his jacket, but he decided to make an exception because those people were clearly talking about him behind his back even when it was in the form of drilling Eddie about their sudden friendship.
And Eddie's friends were right to be suspicious about it. Because had it not been for the Upside Down, the two of them wouldn't have become close at all. Or maybe, they would eventually with their shared custody of the kids. But he was well aware that Eddie was too cool to be seen with a failure like Steve Harrington.
Without the shared traumas, they had nothing in common. And sometimes, he thought Eddie only saw him as an inconvenient cousin that he hated but had to tolerate for the sake of their family.
It hurt to think like that, but every time Eddie blushed and stammered in embarrassment when someone asked about him, Steve couldn't help but believe it was true.
So now, he wanted to know what Eddie's answer would be without him there. If Eddie had been genuine about being his friend this whole time or if Eddie would scoff and prove his worst fear right.
"Yeah, Eddie, what's the deal with Harrington? Has he been bothering you or something?"
Steve grimaced. Had he been such a douche in high school that everyone would always assume the worst of him even now?
"Nah, he's really sweet once you get to know him," Eddie chuckled, sounding fond and warm. "He's a good guy. And the world's best mom, apparently. Like I already knew our sheepies worship the ground he walks on, but I only understood why it's clearly a given when I finally met him. He's just... incredible, man."
Steve's cheeks burned at the transparent affection in Eddie's voice. He could see the way Eddie pulled a strand of hair to hide his blush behind it. God, he was a bad friend for doubting Eddie in the first place.
"Gross, you sound lovesick, dude."
"That's homophobic, man."
"You know what I mean. So it's true that you're friends with Harrington."
There was a pause and Steve felt his stomach roll with nerve. Despite having known where Eddie's loyalty lied, he still waited with bated breath.
"We're boyfriends, actually," Eddie said calmly.
As the others erupted in surprised noises, Steve blinked owlishly and walked away, forgetting about his jacket. He had so many questions right now, but first:
When did he and Eddie start dating?
#steddie#steve harrington#eddie munson#oblivious steve harrington#steve wondered why no one seemed interested in him anymore#he didn't know eddie had been going around telling people they were dating this whole time#and would threaten anyone who dared to flirt with him#steve: and when did i agree to go out with you?#eddie: i asked you if you wanna be kidnapped by me and you said yes?#sionewrites
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Source - naruevernett
#gay furry#gay furry pecs#gay furry bulge#gay furry pits#gay furry cheetah#gay furry wolf#artists twitter above#wrestler furries always have a front of the line pass to my hole and mouth#if you ever wanna flirt with me (and im in the mood for it) wrestle me down to rhe ground and stuff your crotch in my face#honestly hold me down in your pits and pin me for the 3 count i will NOT be kicking out
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Haha get befriended, idiot!
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#my aroace wol: don't fucking flirt with me i WILL friendzone you. with Love.#heh i mean. he's a keeper of the moon. He follows Menphina's teachings.#he may not do the romantic type of love much but he's very good at the other types.#men will see an overgrown lizard and ask 'is anyone gonna befriend that?' and not wait for an answer#YES THIS IS ME PROJECTING TOO I WANNA BE FRIENDS WITH BJJ#HE NEEDS SOME LOVE LET ME HELPPPP I COULD HELP#ffxiv#my art#ffxiv dawntrail#dawntrail spoilers#bakool ja ja
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idk if this makes sense, I haven't slept in a while
I literally blanked and made this shit
#fanart#my art#artists on tumblr#poolverine#deadclaws#deadpool#wolverine#deadpool and wolverine#logan howlett#wade wilson#ryan reynolds#hugh jackman#honda odyssey#literally the most shittiest of shitposts#this movie made me squeal and kick my feet#I wanna draw so much of these little guys#like#they are so gay for each other#you cannot prove me wrong#THE WAY DEADPOOL CALLS HIM PEANUT#and the#you had a girlfriend????#Ryan and Hugh were just flirting the whole movie#anyways#I should really go to bed#shitpost#also if it isn't abundantly clear#I cannot draw cars
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sun, knowing EXACTLY what he's doing but playing oblivious because he likes to see you fluster: oh my, friend. you're really red! are you sick? huh? huh??? rest a while! we can cuddle and watch videos on your phone until you feel better ^^
moon, no idea what he's doing but pretending he does, immediately after pretending to throw y/n from the balcony: ohh you want me so bad!!! you wanna kiss me silly sloppy style, huh? hehehehe! you wanna get smooched sssso so bad- wait no why are you angry (<-genuinely thinks scaring them is flirting)
#is this anything#i think moon would be very bad at flirting if he had any interest#he is too dweebish#sun would be a total flirt but as soon as you figure out he's intentionally flirting he fumbles the bag so hard#he's smooth until it starts working aksjdjskdjk#moon would also be like: you like me so you must like when i do this *swings you around upside down* because you like me right? :^)#*pretends to drop you from the balcony* you still like me right? :^)#wait no why are you mad :^(#beetle chittering#idk if i wanna put this in the writing tag;;#the dialogue does not sound like them#but still#normal beetle fic#moon x y/n#sun x y/n#sun x reader#moon x reader
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If Loki is the only one who has his memories of the TVA and has to collect everyone from their original timelines, please have Mobius unabashedly flirt with Loki as he tries to sell him on jet ski’s.
I want Loki to turn red
#ever wrapped those thigh around one of these#you wanna take a ride#Loki#loki season 2#loki series#lokius#mobius#mobius m. mobius#loki x mobius#jet skis#two old guys flirting#hate to say it but I think I’m being queerbaited#5 signs to know when a popular franchise is queerbaiting you#I will go down with this ship#if there’s no season three we ride at dawn
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I'm not an acesan enthusiast but no one can convince me that ace was Not flirting with sanji the whole time he was there during alabasta
#ace was sanji not realizing that he was bi#but it made it a concrete thing#yall know that audio#how old is your mom? no its not like that.. it is it is like that. she was like you wanna eat and i was like Eat What?#thats them#ace goes up to luffy like hey im gonna flirt with your cook#and luffys just like#standing there.#anyways#one piece#op#one piece thoughts#fire fist ace#portgas d ace#black leg sanji#sanji#yeay sure#acesan#not my fave but i see the appeal
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underwater karaoke~
I imagine they are blasting fallout boy, but feel free to be funnier than me, i won’t cry i promise-
#it’s the meow meows your honor#rizzley and cloroform get piss drunk during the first 2 hours od their session and neuvi’s there to collect the pieces#if you’ve ever been to an introvert party you know where im coming from#neuvillette#wriothesley#clorinde#fanart#my art#genshin#genshin impact#how much do u wanna bet wriothesley flirts with neuvi the entire time-
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My attempted water color of my JiuYuan fish au :)
#greeniegaes#svsss#shen yuan#svsss au#shen jiu#SY as Li Yu#SY is a fish yao#tdtbpf au#imagine you get a hot fish spirit and try to flirt with him#but he’s there trying to prevent your untimely death for being a bitch#you still wanna kiss them tho#scumcum#Shen Jiu/Shen yuan#scum villian self saving system#jiuyuan#I feel like SY would be a gold and green fish#if green isn’t an option white and gold#so he can be ✨elegant✨
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Since Jay proposed to Nya and almost accidentally accepted Kai’s (practice) proposal, that means he moved to both smith siblings. Who’s to say that since his new forbidden minifig is with Morro’s in the leaked new set, that he won’t be trying to move to both of the Wojira duo too.
And its because he also looks similar to Nya, like how Kai does.
Jay: man for some reason you look really attractive.
Morro, who looks similar to early seasons Nya: what the hell.
Bonus+
Jay: i really wanna make out with you for some reason :(
Morro: you are a MARRIED MAN.
#lego ninjago#ninjago#LISTEN#IT WOUDL BE HILARIOUS IF THEY DROPPED A SMALL JOKE LIKE THAT#LIEK HOW THEY DID WITH KAI#and seeing as Morro’s age range is 15-20 from what i remember#Jay could be out here seeing current nya too#i had ti sneak jaya in#ninjago jay#jay ninjago#jay walker#ninjago morro#morro ninjago#morro wu#ninjago nya#nya ninjago#nya smith#nya jiang#kai ninjago#kai smith#kai jiang#like he doesn’t wanna actually make out with MORRO#but he does wanna make out with that face#for some reason#imagine he sees current Nya’s face in Morro’s and hes just like#i kinda wanna punch you too#and have a divorce only to regret it#maybe the writers could do a thung where Morro is actually TRYING to get jay to go back to the ninja#between Morro and Jay thoigh it’s strictly platonic its like when friends flirt with eachother except one is a victim to it and the other#the other just can’t stop doing it its like instinct
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i just think it’s so funny that zoro does not even wanna comment on the usokaya situation when usopp explicitly asks and he very pointedly looks away when they kiss and yet he proceeds to butt in every single time sanji flirts with a woman or implies he knows about romance to redirect attention back on himself like god i wonder where your interests lie…
#also the goading sanji into talking with him and just commenting on every single thing sanji says... ok!#zoro is patient 0 of terminal sanji-itis#this is the live action but i mean... this is also animanga zoro and zoro in the movies at times is it not LMFAO#but while they were fighting and then even when he was asking for seconds of the dish and sanji finished his dialogue and zoro CONTINUED#do u want his attention or smth? are you happy you have someone who u can bicker (flirt) with every day and can hand ur ass to u and u him?#also sanji just BEAMING and smiling whenever they bicker is just insane INSANE like yeah they're enjoying this... wow...#also obviously zoro has all the weird UST charged dialogues with multiple MEN like i truly don't know how u can see him as straight lmao#anyways... i just needed to ramble anyways... i fear s2 will be insane with new pet names and arguments I'm actually so hyped#like oh i wanna see the look on sanji and luffy's faces when zoro calls out his finishing move LMFAO (let him be a loser pls)#OK RAMBLING OVER FR... i just like talking about zosan idk#zosan#zs#opla#tagging for spoilers ish#sanzo#zorosan#sanzoro
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pushing the sebalex agenda
#oh they are messy#i’m sick of sam sebastian abigail polyamory.#beams you with the messy faggot ray#alex trying to make sporty masculine guy talk with seb about his motorcycle#but seb is like. gay. he’s like umm r u flirting w me… wanna take a motorcycle ride?#next thing u know alex is tagging along on sebs late nite drives#ermm…. alex riding passenger… gripping on sebs waist…#ohhhhhggggg…. faggots…..#do u see my vision?#stardew fanart#stardew valley#sdv alex#sdv sebastian#sdv
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LEO WOODALL & ADAM DiMARCO ↳ Unpacking S02E04 · The White Lotus (HBO)
#lol leo's awww babe you wanna spend more time with me? is me flirting irl fr#the white lotus#adam dimarco#leo woodall#albie di grasso#white lotus#homoeroticism#episode recap#interview#the white lotus press#2x04#beautiful men
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[ no dl6 au ]
these two were and always will be complete and utter flirting disasters and i will stand by this.
anyways i rewatched into the spiderverse so-
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#ace attorney#phoenix wright#miles edgeworth#no dl 6#narumitsu#wrightworth#they have no idea how to flirt#someone send help#how much you guys wanna bet larry gave phoenix this advice-
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How do you think yuta would reacts with an obsessive partner? not to the point of being a yandere but pretty close
honestly…. not even sure that he wouldn’t realize that it’s Weird behavior like he’s so strange and his perceptions of everything are so skewed he might just think it’s completely normal like those celebrity couples you occasionally hear weird ass things about, but you know that to them it’s the norm…. weird and obsessive for weird and obsessive, i like it
there’s also the chance that it takes a partner being as obsessive as him for him to realize things are not normal lmfaooooo. that doesn’t mean he won’t like it, but you two being each other’s wake up calls is funny 😭
in general tho, yuuta seems like he’s dissapointed/pouty when you don’t threaten to like, handcuff him to the couch or something like he almost wants you to be strangely obsessed with him lololololllll doesn’t have to be all the time, but he wouldn’t be opposed to getting smacked every now and then…. threatened to be locked in a room just bc you’re ovulating and you don’t want anybody else to perceive him sounds like a good time to him…. average desires for a boy like him... the need to be Kept is so strong w him, you could honestly be as possessive as you want
#anonymous#that last part also applies to gojo he WAILS when u dont get mad a him for someone else flirting w him or when hes late by 2 mins#like wdym ur not gonna threaten to throw his ashes into a river dont u love him#dramatic....... endlessly dramatic#yuuta pining is just you being oblivious and him not being transparent enough so it always ends in him#going back to toge or maki and crying like a baby 'ok but i just wanna know if they would put a collar on me WHY won't they just tell me 🤒'#and maki and toge are like dude wtf and hes like leave me alone im wallowing#yuuta.ask
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