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weirdronpa · 4 months ago

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idk if this makes sense, I haven't slept in a while

I literally blanked and made this shit

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hamletthedane · 1 month ago

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The movie Wicked is proof that any source material can be vastly improved by simply making the intense female friendship much gayer + the mutual male love interest both wildly bisexual and lowkey down to just be their third

#i can’t believe they improved Fiyero’s character so much just by making him intensely into both women at the same time asdakdga #Elphaba: *screaming at people*#Glinda: yeah baby you tell em! my girlfriend is gonna kick your ass!#Fiyero: god I’m so fucking turned on right now why am I so turned on by this #ideal dynamic tbh #i have other much more meaningful thoughts on this movie but this was so funny I had to post it #It was a very very good movie ngl #wicked #wicked movie

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hellsite-hall-of-ex-girlfriend · 9 months ago

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it is with a heavy (cryptid) heart that i inform you all that @/hellsite-hall-of-fame and i have decided to go our separate ways

details under the break

we are no strangers to love you know the rules and so do i a full commitment is what i am thinking of you would not get this from any other guy

i just wanna tell you how i am feeling gotta make you understand

never gonna give you up never gonna let you down never gonna run around and desert you never gonna make you cry never gonna say goodbye never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

we have known each other for so long your heart has been aching, but you are too shy to say it inside, we both know what has been going on we know the game and we are gonna play it

and if you ask me how i am feeling do not tell me you are too blind to see

never gonna give you up never gonna let you down never gonna run around and desert you never gonna make you cry never gonna say goodbye never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

we have known each other for so long your heart has been aching, but you are too shy to say it inside, we both know what has been going on we know the game and we are gonna play it

i just wanna tell you how i am feeling gotta make you understand

never gonna give you up never gonna let you down never gonna run around and desert you never gonna make you cry never gonna say goodbye never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

april fools btw hehehehe (please do not hate meeeee)

Madame Curator i love you very very much ♡ ♡ ♡

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

#i am terribly sorry that you had to find out this way #hellsite hall of fame #hellsite hall of ex-girlfriend #madame ex-girlfriend's bullshit #tales from the void

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zivazivc · 10 months ago

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do you think freesia and jd would ever get back together? or will they stay sort-of friends?

I'm not going to lie, I kinda like the idea of them starting to date again and seeing where it takes them. 🙈 freesia sneaked into my heart for some reason (she kind of started this new trend of mine where i make ocs that were created to be dicks and then me just getting protective of them and trying to reason out their awful behavior kasjsdj)

also their ship already has a #1 hater and #1 supporter, both of which are doing it for the wrong reasons...

#bruce and clay join the fandom once floyd sends them letters saying he's been eating good ksjbhbfchf #trolls #dreamworks trolls #trolls floyd #trolls branch #trolls john dory #freesia #trolls band together #this was a lot funnier in my head. i guess that's what you get when you don't lay down your panels from the start #my art #answered #freesia was all four of the brother's first crush (sorry i don't make the rules. it's just facts)#even floyd's who i headcanon is exclusively gay #jd and her started dating pretty young #and the other three had kid crushes on her because she was the big brothers cool girlfriend that made jd behave nice to them lmao #also almond and plum brownies <3 #floyd jd and branch all live in a sitcom in my head #it's beautiful #also i started coloring this and then i realized i actually DON'T want to spend another day on this when i can be drawing NEW comics

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halfghostwriter · 1 year ago

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“… so basically just about everyone in my life has tried to kill me at least once, it’s kinda become my go-to way of making friends, just striking up a conversation with anyone who shoots me. It’s worked with just about all of the rogues in my hometown, including my clone-turned-sister who I had brunch with just last week. Even my parents used to shoot at me, but that was only for like a year or so and in their defense they didn’t actually know it was me, haha. It’s kinda funny, the only person who ever managed to actually kill me was a friend of mine who didn’t technically kill me the first time, and then only did it a second time to fix some rewritten timeline stuff, and I still dated her for a while after that. Oh, speaking of dating, my first girlfriend tried to kill me WHILE we were dating, but again, in her defense, she didn’t know it was me haha. But yeah, that’s kinda why I kept talking to that guy while he was pummeling me, just a bit of a pattern I’ve wound up developing. Anyway, what was the question again?”

“… How did you get in my safe house, and do you need medical attention.”

“Oh! I crashed through the window, and probably. Also, I’m gonna pass out.”

And then Danny passed out.

#dp x dc #dp x dc crossover #danny phantom #dc x dp #dp x dc fanfic #I don’t really have much context for this #I just thought it would be funny if Danny showed up in some random hero’s safehouse covered in injuries #and instead of elaborating on those injuries #just winds up talking about how it’s totally not that big a deal he’s totally had worse than this #you should see what his ex girlfriend did to him haha #and said hero just. not knowing what to say here

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lazylittledragon · 2 years ago

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fuck it i'm riled up please enjoy t4t steddie

#steddie #stranger things #eddie munson #stevie harrington #t4t #there is SO MUCH gorgeous stevie content you need to look at all of it #we all looked at her and said 'OUR girlfriend'#also crying a lil bit about how much she looks like bobby #the person also had a problem with the 'i love YOU' panel bc they thought it was disregarding their identities #as if being told by your partner that they love you unconditionally as a person wouldn't be INCREDIBLY VALIDATING

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helsensm · 1 month ago

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more OOD railao from magma! 🖤 (they are very possessive and do not share)

#it was supposed to be the girlfriends railao but ig with their body types on this piece it can go any way #feel free to headcanon whatever you want <3 #kung lao #raiden #mk raiden #railao #OOD fem railao #OOD Kung Lao #OOD Raiden #mortal kombat #mortal kombat 1 #mk1 #helsensm art #magma art #also magma was LAGGING big times today #so I had to color with lasso tool using my mouse #unironically that was a fun challenge

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a-scary-lack-of-common-sense · 4 months ago

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My real time reaction of watching an American influencer spread straight up lies about my country because they lived/visited there at some point

#“some DISGUSTING truths about korea” oh okay- i mean sure yeah. Racism is still pretty intense in Korea- I can understand how-#“60% of men and 81% of women think cheating is GOOD for their relationship” WHAT.#WE LITERALLY DON'T????#WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT STATISTIC THAT YOU PULLED OUT OF YOUR ASS #“it's super cheap to live and buy food in korea” NO??#WE HAVE THE SAME SHITTY ECONOMY AS YOU FAM- THE PRICES AREN'T FUCKING “3 TO 4 DOLLARS” PER MEAL???#HAVE YOU BEEN EATING PACKETS OF PEANUTS FOR BREAKFAST DINNER AND LUNCH?? WHAT?#and then they mentioned the racism which yeah- like I said-#it's a big problem there- that's a totally valid point #but 60% OF MEN 81% OF WOMEN DO NOT THINK CHEATING IS GOOD??#I think I'm more concerned about how many people were wholeheartedly believing it in the comments like- please at least ask her to site her #sources other than her own experience #I UNDERSTAND that you had a relationship with a korean guy once and he cheated on you and had a whole other girlfriend but MAYBE have you #considered that you just had a really shitty boyfriend and that it doesn't apply to everyone else

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dykeofmisfortune · 6 months ago

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house md season 4 finales had me smoking out a window in the dead of the night type contemplative. house called for wilson to pick him up when he was drunk alone at the bar. like the writers kind of dangled house/amber what with the seduction dream sequence and the bartender saying she was his girlfriend for the night. but then you find out house wanted wilson and told her to go get him and only went on the bus after storming out refusing to go with her. amber only went to get house for wilson's sake too. amber had been well established to be a female version of house. and house got irrationally possessive and jealous over wilson since they actually seemed happy which led to house spending less time with wilson. he wanted to get him drunk and stay out together past 11pm. which could mean nothing. and then he risked his life and his brain to save her out of nothing but wanting to make wilson happy even if it wasn't with him. which could also mean nothing

#house md #hilson #sorry i'm still thinking abt it. house's head/wilson's heart the episodes that you are #greg 'what if i was bisexual and deeply in love with my guy best friend but he had a girlfriend but i was attracted to both of them' house #james 'what if i dated the female version of my guy best friend aka the only version of him i could be with but she fucking DIES' wilson

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dicctor-blog · 9 months ago

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Solar Eclipse day

#Moomin valley #snufmin #moomintroll #snufkin #would you guys believe me if I said I started this at 2 and didn't stop until 8 #because holy crap when I saw this permeate in my mind I HAD TO GET IT DOWN!#Something is very romantic about the solar eclipse... especially when it's barely spring #slight projection too I really love astronomy and I've always associated my girlfriend with the sun #so eclipses in my mind are the most romantic gestures the universe has ever gifted us #ohh I'm rambling dicctor please shut up!

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ckducky · 10 months ago

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Good Girlfriend Grooming

#fanart #hazbin hotel #charlie x vaggie #chaggie #fan comic #charlie morningstar #vaggie #tickle #angel wings are as soft as clouds #Demon hooves are more sensitive than you think #preening #pajamas #bedhead #soft girl #girlfriends #hoofcare #I had to look up goat hoofcare for this #ya'll better appreciate it

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puppetmaster13u · 7 months ago

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Prompt 321

You know Content Warning? Lethal Company but youtube videoing?

Danny does that- just well, with the Zone. It’s not like it can be mapped out, what with people moving their Lairs and more lairs and islands constantly manifesting. And well, there’s so many things out here, and it’s not like he can be an astronaut.

So, he decided to make exploration logs for the Zone instead, alongside his friends and a doppelganger or two holding equipment. It’s great, and people can donate whenever he live streams so he’s getting income too.

He just erm, maybe should have double checked it was uploaded to just his dimension…

#Prompts #DCxDP #DPxDC #Danny Phantom Crossover #Do as many crossovers as you’d like #Sometimes it’s just him & sometimes he has his friends with him too #They make jokes about the hospital bills if one of them gets hurt (the ecto heals them)#The viewers do not know it’s a joke #Danny pointing at giant realms leviathan through the Speedster window: Let’s get closer!#Chat: PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NO-#That one person: I will donate 100$ if you give it pets #Danny Cannot-Die Phantom: I mean for 100 bucks why not #Someone donating to Tucker: You keep your twink alive & it’s cute but ur a Furry Monsterfucker it’s very obvious #Tucker: I mean yeah I had an undead werewolf girlfriend for a bit in highschool I’m not hiding it #Sam in a screaming match with Overgrowth:#Chat: Yo what the fuck family drama did we just unlock #The heroes trying to track these young adults going to different dimensions/time travelling: *Screaming/Crying/Throwing Up*

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wakeupthemembersofbylernation · 1 year ago

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Mike Wheeler Core

#byler #mike wheeler #mike wheeler i know what you are #‘I’m not gay I had a girlfriend’

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gayofthefae · 4 months ago

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Will haunting the narrative as both the innocent who was wrongfully destroyed AND the one that got away.

Season 2 Will impacting everything Mike does from that point forward just as much as Will's death impacts everyone.

El thinks of him when she confronts Brenner about the mind flayer, we know things like that. But Mike also thinks of him when he tells El he loves her.

They're all thinking of him. The last time they saw him.

The way he was never the same.

But Mike is thinking about the last time he saw him.

Losing him.

The way they were never the same.

(The way he can't get him back)

Yes, Will's disappearance changed everyone's trajectory forever. But he also changed Mike. He also made Mike's personal and romantic life impossible to return to after him.

He haunts more than just the people who mourn his death.

(The sole purpose of Mike's season 2 separation from El in the first place is so that he can never truly go back after Will)

#you know what they say: once you go [will byers] you never go back #the queer experience of not knowing you're settling until you do and being unable to return #mike wheeler contrasts #mike wheeler #would you hate it if i said i thought of this deep cool interesting post because i was listening to taste by sabrina carpenter #will byers #the power you hold #the way it's an ensemble cast so will can't be the main character #but to the character THEMSELVES he is #living rent free in everyone's minds 24/7 #It may be an ensemble cast he may not be able to be the main character of Stranger Things #but he's the main character of the party #he's the main character of Hawkins #byler #byler season 2 #mike wheeler is queer #season 2 byler irreversibly changed the trajectory of mike's narrative #byler timeline #the way #finn playlist #corroborates this with the songs about like not being over your ex or something if i recall from a rundown i read #the most you had was eye contact and one one-way hand hold #but ok go off king #break up with your girlfriend of 3 years for him bet #do you

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ixtaek · 23 days ago

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Kindest reminder that aside from Sky and Wild, none of the others have even heard of the Goddess Hylia before meeting up. The goddesses they would invoke, if any, would be either Farore, Din, or Nayru.

#linked universe #it’s a minor pet peeve of mine #mostly I think by people who started the series with BotW and didn’t realize Hylia was formerly just a lake #Nintendo had a chance to introduce Hylia to the Downfall timeline and aside from an unnamed statue crumbling in a basement they didn’t #this also adds to my “Legend does NOT have beef with Hylia” headcanon #to all of them Hylia is just Sky’s girlfriend except Wild who is probably very weirded out by this whole thing #“oh your girlfriend is a goddess that’s nice” vs “wait you’re engaged to THE Hylia should I be worshipping you?!” “please don’t”#at if Hylia’s present in the Downfall timeline she’s not actively worshipped #and if she’s present in the other two I can see Wind mistaking her statue for a strange Rito #and Twilight still being the goddessless heathen that he is /j #they start a minor religious debate every time it comes up #ESPECIALLY Four who has met the three goddesses incarnate and Wind who swears he saw them when he opened the Tower of the Gods #and Legend who is 50% sure the Oracles were them and 50% sure they at least were connected #Wild saying they are saying the names of the dragons wrong #then Sky saying yes there are dragons but Wild YOU are saying them wrong #that one comic I think by ovekaart with them all being like “you mean the lake?” is on point

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kor0kke · 6 months ago

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Monolith Love 🫀

(04-08-2024) "Love your GF even if a monolith from unknown origin corrupted her into a demoniatic goat with teeth everywhere (be careful they bite)"

I feel like share one of my favorite illustrations of one of my fav mods! (Monday Dusk Monolith) I STILL SOOO DAMN OBSSESED WITH THEM!! Besides mod being dead with a cancelled revival, I still enjoy draw them cause they have a special place on my heart 🫶 (lie I dont have heart but if I had im sure they would have place)

Some people know I'm addicted to this au so they show me time to time fanarts they do (AND IF YOU DO YOU ABSOLUTELY HAVE TO SHOW ME AND TAG ME TOO ISTG I LOVE THEM SM) they were one of the reasons I did this lol

I've talked too much now how I end up this uhhh look at this: 𓆏

Btw Here's some alts cause I think my ass got a lil too much excited with the fx lol

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