#unironically that was a fun challenge

[helsensm]

more OOD railao from magma! 🖤 (they are very possessive and do not share)

[xenon-demon]

breaking the ice

written for the prompt 'pool' | word count: 442 | rating: T | cw: swearing, alcohol mention (they're in a bar), suggestive flirting but nothing explicit, background rockie (robin/vickie)

A/N: if you're not aware already, @steddiemicrofic is doing a monthly challenge where you get a prompt and a (strict!) word count between 300-600 words, so this is written for the july prompt! this was a Lot of fun and i highly recommend giving it a shot if you have time <3 also if you don't play pool: 'breaking'/'the break' is what it's called when you start the game by hitting the cue ball into the rest of the balls to scatter them.

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One of Steve’s favorite things about Vickie is her knack for finding really cool places to hang out.

Tonight, the three of them have landed at a pool lounge. Steve hasn’t played pool in years, not since he moved out of his parents’ home and lost access to their table. Robin has never played a game of pool in her life, so Vickie – apparently a regular here – is oh-so-generously offering to teach her. Steve can see the flush spreading across Robin’s face from the other side of the table, so he excuses himself to head to the bar for a drink; he doesn’t want to get hit by a stray pool cue while Robin's distracted.

Steve orders himself a beer, aiming to thread the needle between “sober enough to drive them home later” and “drunk enough to third wheel without crying about it”. He loiters at the bar after getting his drink, not wanting to interrupt the girls, when the loud clatter of pool balls catches his attention.

Steve turns his head towards the noise and oh, shit. There’s a guy a couple tables over who’s just broken, pool balls spinning out across the table, but that’s not where Steve’s looking. He’s looking at the man’s ass in those jeans as he leans forward – the sight makes something in Steve want to sink his teeth in. Steve watches the guy straighten up and pace around the table, evaluating the outcome of his break. It lets Steve take in the rest of him; the glint of his rings under the dim lights, the dark curly hair cascading around his shoulders, the doe-like eyes that are looking right at Steve.

The guy grins. Winks at Steve.

Game on, Steve thinks.

“I think this is supposed to be a two-player game,” Steve says as he reaches the guy’s table. He somehow looks even better up close.

“Maybe I like playing with myself," says the guy, giving Steve a (pretty blatant, if you ask Steve) once-over. Well, if he wants shameless, Steve can absolutely do shameless. It might even distract him from how nice the guy's voice is.

“Maybe so. But I think you're looking for someone else to do it for a change." That lights a spark in the guy's eyes, a flash of hunger that darkens them. He leans in. 

“I'm Eddie. What's your name, pretty boy?" Something swoops in Steve's gut at the pet name.

"Steve."

"So, Steve," Eddie drawls, his eyes flicking down to Steve's lips momentarily. "Think you can handle playing with me?"

Steve smiles, wide and eager. "Only if you buy me a drink when I win."

[lemonmatronicsart]

Twitter trend or something

[anthonycrowley]

see the bronze is fantastic because it tells the story of a girl who is just a straight up loser worst person in the world who kind of stays a loser but learns how to be a sliiiiiiightly better person and i feel we need more just absolute dogshit women in media i feel. seb stan is also there and has an olympic metal on his penis but this ain’t about him.

[maple-keenes]

i will never be over araki introducing a new character like "yeah, this is my new character, rohan, he's a manga artist and he's super famous and popular, and he can draw super fast and good, and that's not even his stand ability, he's just that cool and good at art. he's hot and everyone loves him (not josuke) and he has one of the most powerful stand abilities in the series and he's like a LITTLE evil but in the fun way that just makes him cooler" like. i aspire to have the confidence to put my self-insert into my work and then also have every other character (NOT josuke) think they're awesome and super smart and good at art and stuff

[wizard-mp4]

Nintendo is a bad company, hands down. Not even a question.

[viiioca]

i love heavensward: a series of bulletin points

your last ally in all the city-states is an elf who would unironically lick the sweat from your armpits in front of the entire congregation. he begs his dad to let you couch surf. one of his brothers admits to your face that he wished you would die

two members of the swiss guard arrest your children so you punch them in the neck until the judge says you're free to go. the pope personally calls you to apologize for the trouble

ilberd tries and fails to hotbox you to death

a hot elf wife takes you on vacation to a nest full of cool bugs

anytime there's a serious moment estinien challenges the tone of the scene by pulling a giant novelty eyeball out of his pants which is played 100% straight every single time. not a single soul questions this or reacts in surprise

the prettiest elf in the world gets arrested trying to yell at his dad

Occupy The Vatican Right Fucking Now!!!!

the pope stances on the deck of an airship and flies away into the sunset after his eunuch traumatizes you

the emperor of garlemald shows up to call you a dipshit, leaves, and then you don't see him personally again for 1.5 expansion packs

we summon a naked catgirl and the first thing tataru does is give her a pair of louboutins and put a bow on her little kitty tail. she is the most deadly serious person in the entire organization

you take a quick detour to visit the angriest woman who's ever lived who calls you and everyone you're with a pointless dumbfuck moron shit idiot (affectionate). then she gives you a gun she invented that sharlayan banned for being too cool

theres a flying allagan war crimes factory full of broken robots who think you're stupid. an entire legion of garleans are abandoned here to form a feral colony with the escaped lab animals. the robots make fun of them

the dad of all the dragons on the whole planet calls you his favorite in front of his real child who he hasnt talked to in 4000 years

an evil wizard tries to get revenge on you for killing his cousin but the pope loads his soul into a bong and takes the fattest rip. the next time you meet him you mostly learn about how much his wife bullied him

estinien picks up a second eyeball. surprise development!: there is an angry dragon ghost living in the eyeballs

thancred gets punched in the face

you watch two dragon brothers fight because one called the other's dead wife a foul and trifling hoe

you save your friend through the power of friendship, and littering. as soon as he feels better he jumps out of a window and doesnt talk to you for two years

the guy from the box art wont stop trying to kill you because he is actually john videogames: astral traveler

after 15 hours of wondering what happened to all the scions and learning just the ones you've been able to FIND were flung into the afterlife, you discover lyse and papalymo are fine. they werent even hurt. they have been playing desert dress up with the ala mhigans while youve been freezing your pussy off trying to end a multigenerational religious war with the dragons and depose a corrupt head of state. they tried to send one letter and then gave up

the consequences of littering catch up with you. in eorzea, the fine is $Giant Dragon

[gemsmain]

at this point i think i'm pissed off enough at allistics (and tbh other autistic people who also became bullies) that not only am i going to stop trying to mask, i'm going to intentionally crank up the autism and weirdness and "cringe" to repel anyone with those attitudes

[flo-zoinks]

I love making these it's kind of a problem now

WHAT EACH RDR2 GANG MEMBER WOULD POST ON SOCIAL MEDIA (my opinion)

Dutch - 10 minute tiktok rants about why the USA is failing (normally stitched from a news clip) - with a small cult like following with about 150 likes

Hosea - Outdoor skills teaching videos (hunting and whatnot) with all the comments saying hes like a Father figure

Arthur - Pretty photos of Forest animals on Insta without a caption

Bill - stitching people on tiktok challenging them to fist fights and those "what happened to real men" tiktoks

Javier - Music covers on guitar (very popular)

John - (1899) shitty gaming clips with NO schedule like sometimes 9 months apart

Abigail - get ready with me ranting about her child and husband

Jack - (1907-11) posting videos of his family being stupid without them knowing (80% Uncle and John)

Mary-Beth - Novel bios and links to her online Wattpad

Tilly - cute trends on tt often with her friends (like dances or cool transitions)

Karen - funny ass one-liner captions making fun of things

Miss Grimshaw - Those "Mother how do i" videos in her spare time

Reverend - Bible passages with a 9 minute rant after and then every week an accidental upload whilst shit-faced

Molly - shopping hauls that turn into vents

Strauss - Links to his business (regularly asks the younger members how to use functions and what things mean)

Trelawny - Magic tricks and Dramatic storytelling (everytime in a random place people find funny)

Sean - 20 second rant that's unironically hilarious and gets made into a template

Lenny - Book readings and 5 minute stitches respectfully arguing against the people he doesn't agree with

Charles - Never uploads aside from once a photo of Arthur next to an animal in a really pretty outdoor scenery

Sadie - secret videos of people like Pearson doing something embarrassing (inspired Jack to do the same) and "pranks"

Uncle - going out in public and doing something outrageous that ends in him being arrested (was nudity 9 times)

Micah - thirstraps

Pearson - videos on his wild "adventures" whilst cooking in the backround (the comments bully his food and his adventures)

Kieran - Horse Care videos (fully anonymous and would blur his face on everything). Lots and lots of horse videos

Yall remind me who I forgot

[alittlebitofloveliness]

Modern Au Headcanons

Modern Au head canons

-Pony is the only one of the gang who vapes because of his crippling nicotine addiction. Curly makes fun of him for it but also steals them for him all the time

-Steve and Soda were those guys who act incredibly homoerotic all through middle school/junior high school because it’s ‘funny’, but are just officially dating and sickeningly sweet together by the time high school graduation rolls around

-Steve is as good at hacking phones as he is jacking cars

-Darry still uses WhatsApp. It’s the only way he messages Soda or Ponyboy when he needs to get ahold of them, and it drives them both up the wall.

-Curly and Ponyboy both listen to Soundcloud rappers unironically. Angela and Darry are both ready to commit homicide.

-Two-bit shoplifts pretty much exclusively from Walmart or other big corporations because fuck capitalism

-Curly and Johnny have one class together (its an elective and usually under enrolled so anyone can sign up) and the teacher made the mistake of seating them together. It took two days of class for Johnny to stab Curly with a pencil, and the teacher nearly fainted at the sight of it sticking out of his arm.

-The Shepards were a nickolodean/YTV household and the Curtis’ were a TVO kids household (and it shows)

-Darry has never seen SpongeBob and is one of those people who brag about it

-Two-bit often tries to ‘bring back vine’

-Curly once annoyed Ponyboy badly enough in class that he told him to ‘go eat a bag of dicks’ a little too loudly and they both got detention

-Soda watches tv on Darry’s Netflix account because he forgets to change it and Darry always gets PISSED because it fucks up his algorithm

-Steve downright refuses to do any tiktok/internet challenge ever and Soda will try pretty much any one he sees

-Pony and Johnny once made a tinder account for Darry as a joke. The still haven’t recovered from the aftermath of Darry finding out

[witchofthesouls]

Human eating something spicy: Good food

Cybertronian: You're actively burning and poisoning yourself. Stop eating that

Human: Mmm capsaicin

Cybertronian: I said stop eating that!

Chilis are too obvious and kind to them. Of course, the space aliens are highly concerned by spice challenges, especially with humans attempting to breed hotter, spicier peppers... as a fun hobby.

("Isn't capsaicin the active ingredient in pepper spray?" "Yes. But people enjoy eating spicy food.")

Cybertronians would be blown away by how much agriculture transformed human civilizations... as well as be boggled between humans' ability to endure extreme conditions, yet be so damn bodily fragile and inefficient.

Genetics have never looked so wild in the botanical community. Like yes, space alien, many vegetables are related. It's dependent on the area of concentration to painfully cultivate it for hundreds to thousands of years because some regions wanted something more leafy, while others focused on the pods or roots.

And yes, space alien, many cultivated foods had derived from poisonous origins. Animals (including humans) figured to circumvent it through evolutionary adaptations or utilizing methods to draw out the toxins.

Cybertronians can be impressed by how humans managed to figure that out in the countless preparation and cooking processes in different cuisines across various cultures... yet slap their helms because their funky, little squishy is having so many health issues because of the lack of Vitamin D or a Candida infection, so Cybertronians will unironically go "touch grass" with their assigned/favorite human.

(Cue confused Cybertronian noises when their human explains sunscreen and cancer.)

And fungi, like mushrooms, are a mindfuck within itself as a kingdom to both Cybertronians and humans.

This isn't delving into how other Earth organic species can't consume certain human foods due to toxicity, like dogs and chocolate.

[itgirlgyu]

how i think txt would react to their s/o baby talking with them!

requested!

YEONJUN

bombastic side eye in case his s/o is making fun of him

once it carries on for long enough he's like 'finally i can show my true self'

canon: yeonjun wants unironically baby talks with his s/o but because of society's judgemental norms he holds himself back

so once he's sure, he unleashes the love bomb and starts baby talking back

what he doesn't know is that is s/o is pulling his legs and recording this

premiers this in the group chat

yeonjun to this day gets shamed.

SOOBIN

compresses his gigantic body into a blushing ball and explodes

ok but I think he'd be quite used to being baby talked

but with his s/o it's different

he gets all butterflies into his stomache and goes into a catatonic state

does not how to react albeit the fact he wants to reciprocate

for the sake of his physical health his s/o has to stop baby talking with him

becomes handy when arguing with him tho, honestly the only shit that can halt his trap

BEOMGYU

takes this as a challenge for no apparent reason?!?

his s/o would do it once for like fun like

oh did my baby get hwungy

his eyes would sparkle like a crow and now he's after his s/o baby talking with them

s/o is in the bathroom, he's in the bathtub saying shit like, did my baby wanna go potty

s/o in the kitchen, he'd be on top of the counter like, did my baby get thousthy( thirsty?)

wherever you are, hes there

his s/o have to sit him down and give him the pep talk about the appropriate time and guide line how to use it

TAEHYUN

slaps his birth certificate into his s/o's face.

HUENING KAI

oh he's into it

for like the first half an hour

like his s/o does it for fun

and ofc he finds it cute so he tries too

for laughs and giggles

and then it continues on and on

like neither of them is ready to drop the act first

and hyuka is running out of energy

so he's like, HAHA, with his iconic laugh

and then in his normal deep ass voice

'let's stop'

© to itigirlgyu, feedbacks are always appreciated!!!!

[riacte]

Going on the Ao3 subreddit makes me such an annoying contrarian like. Fanfiction is a hobby and it can be serious but it's also a hobby. Oh you don't like it when people use emojis and think it means the author is young and immature? Idk maybe one day there'll be an insane emoji hieroglyphic fic that veers so hard into irony it starts to become unironic. Oh you're completely rinsing someone for saying they format their fics exclusively in italics? Well you know what, that seems like a fun challenge! Maybe that's the vision of the author! Maybe the paragraphs of slanted words is the point! Suggesting someone to not write an April Fool's crack chapter because it breaks immersion or whatever? Well you know what else seems like a fun challenge? Idk man for a creative hobby let people be creative and break the unofficial rules! Y'know for a subreddit dedicated to transformative fanwork it doesn't seem very open to, y'know, harmless transformation of existing fanfic norms.

Maybe people won't read what you write but you can write whatever you want. Forever. I love you Unconventional Formatting I love you Metafiction.

[natequarter]

❄️ icemaiden Follow

Killing myself today btw. If you even care

💻 matrixfucker3000 Follow

we do not care! hurry up and regenerate already

❄️ icemaiden Follow

You're just bitter that I'm smarter than you

#I bet you've never been down to the Vaults #the Academy sucks so baddd

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🖼️ cardinalcollector Follow

"I bet you've never been down to the Vaults" why must I be cursed with terminally stupid students

🧣 the--adventurer4 Follow

hurts to see ur own nature reflected back at u doesnt it

🖼️ cardinalcollector Follow

I hope you never regenerate again.

#Holy Rassilon why did I ever introduce my brother to Timeblr

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🖼️ cardinalcollector Follow

Curses. I just thought of a better insult

🧣 the--adventurer4 Follow

lol who says "curses" unironically anymore

🖼️ cardinalcollector Follow

Someday you will be cursed with one of my students and then you won't be laughing

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damn i had no idea the time lord side of timeblr sucked so bad

#like i promise you touching a human is not going to kill you

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🗡️ worsthumanongallifrey Follow

just had someone tell me i didn't understand offworlder troubles and i'm appropriating their struggles. i literally am human????

#you guys are just jealous my husband is hotter than you 👍

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⚪️ whiteguardian Follow

Just had a GREAT idea. I am so so smart guys

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🧣 the--adventurer4 Follow

fuuuuuuuck me

❄️ icemaiden Follow

Is this an offer, a challenge, or a figure of speech?

🧣 the--adventurer4 Follow

U WERENT SUPPOSED TO SEE THIS

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🧣 the--adventurer4 Follow

my little brother once told me "i hope someday u have to deal with some1 like me" and that day has come. fuck

🖼️ cardinalcollector Follow

My actual words were, and I quote, "Someday you will be cursed with one of my students and then you won't be laughing". But nice try!

#also I was loomed first

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❄️ icemaiden Follow

Saw a woman so beautiful i started crying???

❄️ icemaiden Follow

Killing myself for real this time

#wish me luck #rassilon it would be embarrassing if I ended up with two heads or something

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👑 fred Follow

success ! new face

🧣 the--adventurer4 Follow

thats unethical put it back

👑 fred Follow

you don't like it ?

🧣 the--adventurer4 Follow

its got nothing to do with not liking it. u cant just steal faces without asking for consent

👑 fred Follow

oh is that what borusa taught you at the academy

#willing to bet you stole at LEAST one of your faces #i mean what about that salamander guy #so much for ethics

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🖼️ cardinalcollector Follow

My former students routinely fail to make me feel anything other than pure misery

#convinced they're genetically designed to be idiots at this point #oh let's all just regenerate for the fun of it #WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

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🧣 the--adventurer4 Follow

getting married wish me luck

🧣 the--adventurer4 Follow

UPDATE: we have adopted an alien son. at no point did i consent to this

🧣 the--adventurer4 Follow

UPDATE: she left me

🧣 the--adventurer4 Follow

i give up

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ihave died. badly

⚰️ themaster Follow

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

✈️ donewiththisshit573 Follow

what the hell mate

#i am so confused

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🧪 tryingmybest Follow

has anyone seen traken?? i can't find it

⚰️ themaster Follow

LOL have you checked behind all the fucks i don't give

#idiots

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I miss my girlfriend

🏏 the--adventurer5 Follow

Save me Romana... save me...

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are we just going to skip over adric dying then or

🏏 the--adventurer5 Follow

Obviously

#romanaaaaaaa

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[spooky-dumb-ass]

Some random itadori and sukuna headcannons :)) part 3

might suck ass idk

part 1 ; part 2

Itadori Yuji

Ah yes, Mr. Left right, goodnight cinnamon roll sunshine golden retriever ultra pro max.

To make everyone around him laugh he makes fun of sukuna, like a lot. (sukuna bites him with his weird palm mouth)

Avid pitbull and bruno mars listener dont ask me why

Look i know i said cinnamon roll sunshine ultra pro max but get bro in a cod or valorant lobby and hes changing like the gif i used in my header, somehow he has the best roasts and he almost always says it unintentionally

Has a million playlists

he trolls gojo however he can (A for effort) but fails cause either gojo already did it to someone or knows what hes upto

He one wore nanamis tie to seem "cool" like nanami and pretended to be him with coffee and shit. He spilled coffee on nanamis tie. He was killed for the 2nd time.

Calls himself a 'sigma male' and unironically watches sigma male videos on youtube (his sigmaness leaves whenever he sees Jennifer Lawrence)

He and Todo whenever they see someone with a big ass or smn they say GYATT or smn💀💀💀 idk

Ryōmen Sukuna

Sukuna when i catch you sukuna, sukuna WHEN I CATCH YOU. Ahem, anyways (his hcs are based on him entirely and not on which body hes taken)

So king of curses, dresses like a king really, he probably wore grand cloths back in his time (old man) he technically has a good fashion sense but that was during his time

Aside from being extremely degrading (not that way) he can be kind of motivational its like he subtly urges people to come to his level, he definitely likes the challenge they'll impose and he appreciates the genuine talent and power.

He mentioned he was an unwanted child (deserved), so im assuming he lived on the streets. Then he probably learnt how to sew or knit clothes. Honestly might seem like a stretch but if he wasnt a villain he'd be a great fashion designer idkwhy.

Likes animals (green flag.)( also me choosing to ignore his 99 red flags 😍)he def knits cloths for his cats

Good singer. will not elaborate further

has a crippling fear for mundane things like idk dirt or smn

actually does really good origami and pottery, look hes creative ok, if he didnt get rejected from art school gojo wouldn't have been a kitkat today

[umberscrblog]

MATT WHAT THE FUCK.

This is fucking dumb. This is actually fucking ***retarded***

Yes Im pulling out the r slure thats how fucking RETARDED matt is being tonight.

Hes acting like one of those DMs whos sick of their players easily beating their challenge so he drops bullshit that just takes the fun out of it on the party.

Dude feels like hes 2 steps short of saying unironically "rocks fall everyone dies"