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the-slinkyy · 6 months ago

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getting online to be silly goofy about block people

#life series #mcyt #hermitcraft #hm a little silly #maybe devious #😋#getting online to act silly and lie!!#but i’m not lying #…mmmaybe #slinky #block people #minecraft

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beeffie69 · 1 month ago

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the christmas spirit is a hoax. (santa put me on the naughty list this year)

#haven’t felt excited for christmas in at least three years #santa is real #santa plz forgive me #i don’t want coal #i’m commuting to complete green energy by 2028 #i swear #i’m not lying #call me capitalist scum #but i’m not lying #actually please don’t call me capitalist scum #i’m sensitive

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apollos-boyfriend · 10 months ago

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i was cuddling with my boyfriend last night when his shoulder started tensing up (like he was readjusting or gently pushing me off) and when i asked him if he was okay or needed me to move or something he went “no you’re fine, i was just imagining myself pulling a large rope. i didn’t even realize my shoulder was doing that lmao” then refused to elaborate and i have never been as attracted to him as i was in that moment.

#icarus speaks #apollo cameo #okay i’m lying a bit #he DID elaborate and say the rope was large in the sense that it was long #not just an overly thick rope #but other than that? nothing. the inner workings of their mind are so beautiful

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assiraphales · 7 months ago

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ryan reynolds: I want deadpool and wolverine to fuck

disney: no

ryan reynolds: I REALLY want deadpool and wolverine to fuck

disney: no

ryan:

disney: the bartender asks if they’re going to fuck or fight, there’s two intimate fight scenes including a car sex squabble where they stick their swords into each other all night long, there’s a joke about wolverines dick being in deadpools mouth, wolverine becomes deadpools live in boy toy & while he does help wade get back w his gf, he probably watches. and u get to make a pegging joke

ryan: SOLD!!

#Deadpool #guys it’s so good I’m not lying #deadpool spoilers #deadpool and wolverine #deadpool and wolverine spoilers

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bluebeesknees · 1 month ago

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Uncle Gojo!!

#I’m doing great guys!! /lying #He should get to watch his students thrive!! He should get to hold their ugly babies!! He should be present and a bother!! 🥹🥹🥹#my art #bluebeesart #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #satoru gojo #yuta okkotsu #maki zenin

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trubirb · 4 months ago

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Geez, I sure hope history doesn’t repeat itself…

#i’m lying #i hope it repeats itself #so I can draw angst all over again #gwendolyn bouchard #gwen bouchard #jon sims #jonathan sims #tmagp #tma #the magnus protocol #the magnus archives

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notacluedo · 8 months ago

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he’s telling Neil to get his gross runners feet off the walls

challengers screencap redraw 🤌🤌

#I watched it with my friend and if u haven’t seen it oh my lord #Watch it if u can #Gay sports people The Movie #If they were gonna make aftg a movie they would have to play that godamn synth music they played in challengers #But every time neil starts lying pathologically #I’m fine- (80s synth starts)#Aftg #all for the game #andrew Minyard #Neil josten #andreil #the foxhole court #my art

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leatherfag · 3 months ago

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mutuals can get me high and then take advantage of me btw. legally.

#intox #I’m. having a normal one today /lying #so sayeth leatherfag

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bisexualpercyjacksons · 1 year ago

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pjo tv show episode 5 alignment:

#percy and annabeth mighttttt be switched but grover as gaslight is undeniable #grover lying through his teeth captivated me I was like sweetie WHAT are you doing #annabeth said either help me or leave to a GOD amongst other things which is why she deserves girlboss #percy gatekeeps everyone (but himself) from sacrificing themselves which is as always true to character #pjo tv show #pjo #pjo tv spoilers #pjo tv #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson #annabeth chase #grover underwood #character alignment #a god buys us cheeseburgers #like no one has posted content yet so I’m making something and going to bed #mine #gaslight gatekeep girlboss #humor #no one bully me on the image sizes I’m on my phone at midnight using photoshop without an account #which means I can only layer one photo at a time so each time I have to make it a new photo #I’m bullying myself don’t worry

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awzominator · 1 month ago

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Bringer of hope, of change, of the promise of a new day burning bright on the horizon

#duke thomas #the signal #dc comics #batman #batfamily #Batfam #awzominator art #I love how I said I’d crank out like four more of these but I am lying liar who lies #This one gave me the biggest struggle and I’m still not satisfied #But I wanted to finish before the year ended

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yeagrave · 2 days ago

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T4T, my beloved

#I will render this one so #wip #I need more t4t fics please #and thank you #also thanks for 2k😭😭 I’m vv grateful ly<33 #my art #arcane #jayvik #jayce talis #viktor arcane #illustration #fanart #sketch #arcane fanart

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lilislegacy · 4 months ago

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annabeth whatever your middle name is chase. do not think you got away with that comment

#i know you’ve said his lips taste salty like the sea #but you cannot go around saying things like this #it could be misinterpreted #(i’m lying please make more comments like that)#(it makes the books way funnier for us adults)#what?#i didn’t say anything #must have been someone else #annabeth chase #percabeth #wrath of the triple goddess #percy jackson #wottg #percy jackson and the olympians #pjo #rick riordan #riordanverse #lol #ok this was funny rick

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aardvaark · 3 months ago

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i don’t mind suspending my disbelief for leverage’s person-sized ventilation shafts bc that’s pretty standard for the genre, but that doesn’t mean i won’t laugh a bit at some of the egregiously large vents. particularly in the crowning acheivement job (lev: red s2 finale) because - well just look at this lol! harry and parker, two adults, can kneel side by side in those vents. parker can sit upright.

that museum was made for vent crawling purposes. that’s just an extra room in the museum they forgot to decorate. the leverageverse has a thief union that successfully lobbied for a better working environment. these vents double as a playground for museum-goers’ children. i was crying with laughter thinking about this and harry’s vent crisis was NOT helping me remember that there was a serious heist thing going on lol, i love this show.