#but i was more of an ever after high kid
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MY HEADCANON FOR PARENTS NAMES:
Snow White: Bianca White ( Bianca means "white" and Whites are probably one of the most obsessed families with their story, every single Snow White had a name with meaning relative to the fairy tails,)
Evil Queen: Eris Queen (I can't remember did I read a fic where she was called Eris but I think that the name of the goddess of discord really suits her)
Sleeping Beauty: Rosalin Beauty (pretty standard name)
Cinderella: Ophelia Ella ( a sweet name for a sweet girl)
Red Riding Hood: Scarlett Hood (one more standard name)
Big Bad Wolf: Aiden Wolf (close friends call him Andy :) )
Dark Fairy: Darcy Thorn ( oh the irony of being the dark fairy with dark name and yet cover yourself in light)
Candy Witch: Cinnamon Witch (I also didn't come up with this name myself. I saw someone use it for her a really long time ago but I can't remember who. If the person who came up with this name sees this, you deserve a reward, the name is perfect. But I hc that she goes by her nickname: Candy. Why? Because it's such a cute nickname)
Pinocchio: Oak Wood (I think that every family name has something to do with trees or wood. Oak sounds like a perfect name for someone sweet, young and cheerful and later as an adult calm and wise)
Goldilocks: Dolly Locks ( I just think that its a cute name and she kinda remind me of Dolly)
Huntsman: Archer Huntsman (Okay, so, Huntsmans are bad at naming their kids, like REALLY BAD. Hunter we are counting on you to break that cycle)
King Charming: Dashing Charming (I read one fanfic were he is named Dashing and i think that name suits him, i myself couldn't come up with the more fitting name)
Queen Charming: Grace Charming (I also read that one in a fanfic and i think it fits her, somehow whenever i think of Charmings Dashing and Grace are the first name that come to my mind)
Rapunzel: Cressida O'Hair (I first just like the name but then i found out the Cressida means "golden" so it goes well with Rapunzel story)
Pied Piper: Devin Piper ( It means "bard" or "poet", the perfect name for a musician. Also, Piper is really a cool name, too bad it is already his last name)
Mad Hatter: Maddox Hatter (I just like silly names for Wonderlandians, especially Mad Hatter)
Queen of Hearts: Victoria Hearts ( okeey, it's not a very Wonderlandian name but neither is Elizabeth and Vicy is a cute nikename)
Cheshire Cat: Lorelai Cheshire (I didn't want to go for the obvious one Chatrine, like, I get it, she's a cat, She literally named her daughter Kitty, or maybe Katrine Kitty for short, BUT THEN I REMEMBER THAT TOLERAI EXISTED which is literally the same name just different first latter and I already gotten attached to Lorelai, so, umm if you all could just do me the favour and pretend that these are TOTALLY different names I would be very thankful)
Alice Wonderland: Amilia Wonderland ( Also would her last name be Wonderland or Liddell? Bonus cute nickname Amy)
White Rabbit: Castor Blanc ( At first i just liked the name but don't you think that "dutiful" is a perfect for White Rabbit)
White Swan: Elenor Swan ( It means "shining light" and to be honest with that destiny she's going to need some light in her life)
Black Swan: Callisto VonBart (What would be the last name of The Black Swan? VonBart?BlackSwan? I put VonBart because I found an OC of Odille on Pinterest and her last name was VonBart. I don't know)
Frog Prince: Hanry Croakington ( i reafuse to belive that he named his son after himself. Nuh-uh. He named Hopper after his father or maybe his grandfather)
Robin Hood: Wren Hood ( Listen, Listen, maybe they just have a thing with the birds?)
Maid Marian: Pandora Charming ( I don't think that there is a destiny stricly for Maid Marian. I think thats just a princess from Charming family or from nobel family, that's why i gave her last name Chaming. Last name changed after the wedding)
Beauty: Primrose Beauty ( Ah, Beauties and their roses)
Beast: Damian Beast (like it)
Fairy Godmother: Beatrice Goodfairy ("blessed one" mmm... too bad you can't bless yourself)
Jack Beanstalk: Jasper Beanstalk (nice)
Snow Queen: Isolde Winter (perfect for ice queen)
Snow King: Nikolai Winter (took his wife's last name, couldn't think of his own that's not arleady taken)
BONUS: PRINCES CHARMING
The Good King: David Charming (i think that only the main Charming follow that logic with names where all siblings have names with the same first latter)
Cinderella's prince Charming: Louis Charming (he's a nice boy)
Snow White's prince Charming: Cassian Charming (I just like it)
Sleeping Beauty's prince Charing: Liam Charming (don't ask)
#DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO CHOOSE A NAME THAT GOES WITH YOUR CHARACTER#HAS A SIGNIFICANT MEANING#AND DOESN'T REMIND YOU OF AN EXISTING CHARACTER???#its very fucking hard#like i wanted to use nivea for snow white becouse it literally means white as snow BUT NIVEA IS A BREND#I also wanted to name pandora Penelope becouse its a cute name remaind me of the redhead#but who comes to your minde when you hear Penelope? Penelope Featherington .#WHICH IS WHY I CANT NAME SOMEONE REMUS WE ALL KNOW ONLY ONE REMUS AND THAT IS LUPIN#BUT TO MAKE THINGS EVEN WORST THERE IS ALWAYS ONE MORE POPULAR CHARACTER WITH THE NAME FIT FOR A WOLF#I WANT TO CRY#i HAVE NUMEROS EXEMPLES but okay its okay i'm okay#I GOT VERY FRUSTRATED FOR LORELAI#I liked the name becouse there is a legend about a water nymf named Lorelai and she lead sailors to their death#But in reality that nymf is acually the rock that looks like the woman AND PEOPLE STILL WRECK THEIR BOATS AGAINST THAT ROCK#beasicly there is a “nymf” named Lorelai that creates chaos and then you have a cat that creates chaos#see what i had in mind???#also while looking for names I also finde some of the strangest names people name their kids#like did you know that some people name their kides wolf or Blackwell?#Also to the people who came up with some of these names before me pls don't be mad i think you nailed it#and i forgot who you are#pls dont come after me i'm shaking with anxiety while posting this#ever after high#eah#ever after high headcanons#eah parents#class of classics
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thinking about how gorgug + kristen perceive both their own deaths & each other’s, and how that impacts their relationship. bc i feel like freshman year kristen was too caught up in her newfound knowledge of the nature of her own god to truly clock & process gorgug’s internal revulsion of where he went after he died, & freshman year gorgug wasn’t familiar enough with the complexities of other people to truly lock onto the sorrow buried within the chaos of kristen’s upward/downward/sideways spiral until she was seemingly on the other side of it. & i wonder if they’ve ever really talked about it (unlikely), or if they’ve just cracked very few jokes that didn’t land and decided to never quite do the work & dig through that part of their relationship. but there’s a kinship there; kristen specifically singles out gorgug to tell him she died again, and gorgug apologizes that he wasn’t there with her this time. gorgug takes one of the finger bones off kristen’s newly/long-time decayed corpse to have an anchor to something in the world. despite the fact that they were in different places after death, having been together during it means everything.
anyways what i’m trying to say is i think they should talk about it.
#thinking WAY too hard about a comedy dnd show when half these moments are played for laughs#dimension 20#fantasy high#kristen applebees#gorgug thistlespring#me & the bestie when we both die a horrible death at age 14 & don’t know how to talk about it#me & the bestie when you said you thought you went to hell & i called it embarassing due to the culture of religious shame i grew up with#me & the bestie when death transformed me loudly with reckless abandon & death stole something from you you’ll never speak about#me & the bestie when i focus so much on what i gained to avoid what i lost and you quietly internalize your loss & cannot find the gain#when i died i asked for knowledge. when you died you cried wordlessly. i do not know which one of us is more broken.#kristengorgug my repressed besties#ok i’m done now but if ally & zac ever played a scene like this seriously i’d lose my fucking mind fr#sorry if this is like indecipherable but after fhsy they’re so clearly the two most repressed bad kids & that fascinates me#(in my opinion)#fabian still up there in 3rd place tho boy u r GAYYY u like MENNNNN#btw if any of this is wrong shhhh i haven’t done my pre-fhjy rewatch yet this is all from memory
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no but can we seriously talk abt why does everybody hate kids animation or animation in general it’s like why do u do that… because like in reality animation ESPECIALLY kids ones are much more mature when it comes to its topics
#animation#animation industry#kids animation#kids tv shows in general#cartoons#steven universe#avatar the last airbender#monster high#ever after high#are some names i can think of#kids tv shows#kids movies#more people need to watch more movies and tv shows directed at kids tbh#like i’m being so foreal rn
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i’m just having so many thoughts about the wonderland kids from eah. like as far as we know alistair and bunny are done with whatever fairytale considering he’s in wonderland. disturbing implications for how he’s in wonderland when alice is specifically not from wonderland.
what are they doing after their one day of school? like i’m so curious what’s going on with the goofy goobers esp cuz they all seem rlly close and we know at least maddy and lizzie are split up from the other two for a long time
#ever after high#most people were there for the lesbians and while that’s true#something about the wonderland kids really gets me thinking#plus darling ofc atp she’s an honorary member of the cast#ik we got to spend the spring unsprung special with them but I NEED MORE#a whole novel on their stories
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALISTAIR WONDERLAND!! 🩵🧭♟️
(May 12th!)
#alistair wonderland#alices adventures in wonderland#alice in wonderland#bunny blanc#i had such gender envy/a crush on him as a kid#I MEAN. I WISH WE HAD MORE OF HIM!!#ANS BUNNY!!#happy birthday#fictional birthdays#fictional birthday#birthday#eah#ever after high#also unrelated as a kid i shipped him and daring#idk I've just been having a lot if thoughts about Alistair as I'm writing this#he had more of a grip on me than i thought
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they should make fashion doll inspired sonic toys . like they look very similar to the normal figures but theyre a bit bigger and certain body parts are more easily removable so you can dress them up and they also make little fashion packs you can buy to put on them. i would buy that . i want it so bad now that im thinking about it .
#ORRRR they could make human fashion dolls inspired by sonic characters i would buy that also.#like you know how monster high are all based on a certain monster or ever after high are all based on a certain fairy tale character#it could be like that. only instead of being their kids theyre just fans of the characters and like to dress like them#i know they would never do this though because dolls are considered a ''girls'' toy (which is stupid toys have no gender)#and most sonic merch for kids tends to be more made with boys in mind. or at least they put it in the boys section in the stores#but both concepts could be so fun. theres so many characters and outfits you could take inspiration from#like imagine fashion packs based on the alternate outfits from the mobile games those would be so cute
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okay okay, have you by chance looked at the .the ghostly gossip tag by chance? if not, it's TWST x MH and oh my goodness, Ruggie's design is adorable!!
WAIT I THINK I SAW IT?? LIKE A LONG TIME AGO IF IT IS WHAT I THINK IT IS!!!! I thought Ruggie's design was super duper cool!!! I personally was never a fan of MH tho so I guess other than really liking the designs I couldn't feel that attached to the idea
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#tw cancer#currently sobbing bc#my former high school classmates and i graduated back in 2015 and still have a whatsapp group together#our form teacher is in too and by now she's already retired… and so has my former english teacher#she gave us his email address last year but i never got to write to him or forgot… i also heard he battled cancer and it hurt sm to think#about bc i loved him sm as my prof#and now i was typing out the email after all this time and ended up thanking him for all his influence bc boyyy he just#he's done so much more for him than he'll ever know. he's the reason i grew to love the english language#and why i had the confidence to write in it and speak it and enjoy it… back then he supported me so much#and gawd im crying so much thinking about the things the english class did for me a decade ago… time fucking passes like this huh#just… teachers honestly never know the influence they have on the kids. can be good or bad but gosh if it's good then it lasts forever#and i guess that is true for everyone.. good people have an effect on you forever. i strive to be kind to have that effect too :') and#appreciate those who did just that for me#i hope he writes back to me.. and i hope he's been well#gawd. tears. yeah anyway just wanted to let this out somewhere#sigh
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special place in hell for the "x are the best years of your life" crowd
#it's almost as if not everyone lives the exact same lives... 9 out of 10 people could be living it up in college but the 10th person has#more fun in their 30s than they ever did in college. someone can be at their career peak as early as 30 and others could start over at 30#i honestly can't tell you how fucking depressed this mentality made me in high school and all of college it's only recently that I've starte#started trying to unlearn this. someone went so far as to insinuate even if you're at your most miserable from 13-21 it'll still be the best#time you'll ever have and it's all downhill after that etc etc and honestly FUCK you for telling vulnerable and scared kids that#my dad has a bigger and much much more fulfilling social circle and social life at 52 than maybe ever. the guy literally lives like hes 25#our family doctor was still bettering his knowledge of medicine at the age of 88#life is not all about 13-25 it just can't fucking be and fuck you if you've made even a single person believe that#anumania
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Thinking about Ginger in Bones And All rn
That’s it, that’s the post
#ever after high#eah#ginger breadhouse#bones and all#not so much her in the movie but like#Explaining her lineage#The need to eat#Why her story has continued for so long#That kinda stuff#The uncontrollable compulsion to cannibalize#I know in the movie its used as a metaphor while Ginger’s situation is more literal#But like!!!!!!#The destiny system in EAH is wack#How has certain stuff repeated for so long#Like?????#Wack#I know in Kiss and Spell Ginger claims that the eating kids part was made up#BUT AINT NO WAY#I think that’s Mattel avoiding the cannibalism allegations#/joke#sort of#I headcanon its just a biological thing at this rate#And I also hc that Ginger throws up a lot when she does feel the urge#bc she doesn’t want to hurt people#(she’ll eat the fuck out of like a Slim Jim though to hold the craving back)#It’s canon that she distances herself from her family anyways so I think it’s reasonable that she came up with the lie#that her mother trying to eat Hansel and Gretel was made up#BECAUSE IN THE SECOND (?) BOOK#RAVEN GETS TOLD THAT GINGER’S MOM USED THE BACKDOOR OF HER OVEN TO ESCAPE BEING COOKED#You cant make that shit up
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YOURE WELCOME FOR THE REMINDER BC I THINK ABOUT THAT POST AT LEAST ONCE A WEEK (and the mbobhft + lilo post) 🫡 i am patiently waiting for the parallels :)
oh yes even when i try i can never think of anyone but lilo during the bridge of that song it’s actually just so fucking perfect (and heart wrenching??? it always gets me teary)
but yeah the day i made the connection with coballoway and so high school something shifted for me. like it’s so fitting that it’s insaneeeee
#connor and rose make each other SO IMMATURE and we should talk about it more#like yes they are the adult / responsible / serious ones but they are downright RIDICULOUS together#and it’s BECAUSE being around each other reverts them back to when they met during the hs competition circuit#also everyone knows fmk is THEIR GAME#and also that skop scene of rose wanting to know if he fantasized about her in high school during skop#and the way she’s always looking for or at him but never wants to be caught staring#(she wants to find him in a crowd just to hide from him)#AND TELL ME BOUT THE FIRST TIME YOU SAW ME IS LITERALLY CONNOR IN THAT ONE PART#i forget who but he’s naming one of their kids after a character in the book he saw rose reading the first time he ever saw her#but she had no idea that he was aware of her before their actual first meeting and he named their son after it#like shut up. SHUT UP IT JUST MAKES SO MUCH SENSE#THE CONNECTIONS GO ON AND ON#asks#sim
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confession time!! i cant get high anymore because the last time i did, i started looking at buddie from the perspective of brothers and not lovers, and it scared me so much i cant smoke weed anymore
#more effective than any dare program fr#like#listen#there i was high off my ass watching season 6#and it was bucks coma dream and i was all like oh#the reason eddie isnt there is because daniel is there#the brother he lost in daniel he found in eddie#and after i thought that i was like....#girl...#what the fuck are you on about#the devils lettuce indeed#and then when i sobered up i wrote the absolute fuck nastiest buddie to ever come from my brain to right the universe#dont do drugs kids#fr got scared straight#straight as in away from drugs
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honestly I’m fucking tired of calling my reps and begging them to care
I’ve been calling them over and over and over for the past four months begging and pleading them to speak out about what is obviously genocide
I don’t think they listen, most likely their underpaid interns got instructed to throw notes or voicemails out, but even if they do they don’t fucking care. It’s exhausting.
The White House comment line is only open for 4 hours 4 days of the week during hours most people work. If you’re able to call and wait for 20 minutes to finally speak to an intern they take a brief note and you can only hope they don’t immediately throw it out.
I’ve been doing this since I was a child. begging my reps to care about children being shot in school. begging them to care about my own schools getting bomb and gun threats every year. begging them to care about the fact that people don’t feel safe around cops. begging them to care about the growing number of people in my city becoming jobless and homeless and dying of covid. begging them like a dog to care at all about people’s lives and happiness.
I don’t know. I’m just fuckin’ tired
I won’t give up though. It’s not the only form of activism I do or the main one I give my energy to. I hope the same thing for anyone reading this. You shouldn’t just be boycotting and calling your reps, you should be attending vigils and protests and speaking about the issue of genocide to your friends and family
I’m just tired of people pretending like our representatives actually give a fuck what we think over their lobbyists and investors cause it is and has always been clear to me that they don’t. America has never been a democracy and if you think that you are deluded.
#vent#don’t take this post as permission to give up 👍#tomorrow I will be calling my reps and playing for them the recording before Hind’s death. I heard it so they will too.#I’m just tired of being told to call my reps whenever an atrocity happens. like they will ever listen#I’m not on the right tax bracket for them to listen#.txt#after the Parkland shooting I participated in a school walkout organized by high schoolers all across the country#a political club at my school had a table to write letters to our reps about gun control. very nice and I of course wrote one#I just wish it would have been read and not immediately thrown out you know#I was in 1st grade recess when I learned about the Sandy Hook shooting#at least when you’re a kid politicians pretend to care about your opinions.#when you are a kid you’re told that your voice matters and that young people should speak up more but when you’re an adult you suddenly#aren’t old enough or mature enough to understand#your thoughts experiences hopes dreams and feelings don’t matter until you’re 35 I guess and even then it will always be something#they only care if you have money to give them
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That one poll reminded me of how one time in high school one Ms. Pease saw me quietly listening to my ipod in the hallway waiting for my next class and she just ripped it out of my hands. And I was staring in pure dumb shock for like 30 seconds and she was like "are you coming or not." She then proceeded to explain, once we walked the whole fucking school to her shitty little office she shared with 15 other people, that ipods aren't allowed in hallways. Which was news to me on account of everyone had them or cd players. She was known for being horrible for no reason but damn. I wish it was her who got arrested for cocaine
#it was a Spanish teacher. and not even the one I had whom everyone immediately suspected#let this be your sign that if you hate high school kids don't be a teacher#that was my one and only interaction with her miserable ass and I literally hope she died horribly years and years ago#a history teacher who caught me smoking once was sympathetic about my stolen ipod and helped me get it back and she was a literal angel#more of her and less of Pease in the world#people used to joke about the language department's food based names. Like Mr. Crabb and Ms Pease and Mr. Kofi#Mr. Kofi was a native French speaker from Cote D'ivoire. he was my French teacher and he was awesome. And they pronounced his name wrong#I was lucky I got him. We also had a teacher who taught French and Latin and spoke both with the strongest British accent ever#not to disrespect her or anything. She let us watch Gladiator in class. And I told her after like 3 weeks of class I finished the book#and she said ok here's the next one. if you get through that you can move up a whole year and go from Latin 1 to Latin 3/4#after winter break. and I did do just that and I got the best grades in Latin 3/4 too#at Latin day I was a junior so I didn't get picked for the kartamen team (sp?)#and they lost first round#meanwhile I took multiple choice exams all day. My favorite. and I got 1st 2nd or 3rd place for every single one#so I literally won 10 awards all my myself at Latin Day. Just by taking multiple choice tests. they must have felt so stupid#I received those awards onstage at school the same day I got like 3 or 4 medals for the National Latin exam and the state exam#and the mythology exam#so I went home with like 15 awards that day so fuck you everyone who didn't want a junior on the kartamen team. I destroyed your sorry asse
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feeling nostalgic and watching utube reactors discover classic songs and then feeling both old and incredulous
#1980s music#like someone watching blondie's rapture and then stopping to go 'oh it reminds me of something it's so familiar'#different people (all younger) do this all the time and it can be infuriating#like it's an older song - did it ever occur to you that maybe what you're thinking of ... took inspiration from THIS song????#although in that case it was rather grandmaster flash and the nyc rap scene bc of course that's what the song was referencing#it's the boss baby meme but in music form#and i know i'm guikty of it too but at least in the correct direction - looking back to things that came before#not being aghast that a beat they've heard s thousand times was sampled from an old song that copied an older song lol#i will say that it is SO weird to me that peopke who say they are into hiphop never seem to reference the rap from my youth#like the late 70s and 80s sound that everything after is built on#and it's not like i know a lot about it beyond watching yo mtv raps at night lol#but i had to watch kids struggle to recognize the warren g regulate sample from michael mcdonald#like SO much of the early sampling era was just tons of samples of old records - anything they didn't have to pay for#and then listening to things and going oh this sounds like the weeknd - bro the weekend sounds like 80s songs#he sings and structures the songs in similar ways to classic tracks rather than the current trend (sometimes)#gah i'm just ranting here rather than in some poor utubers comments#i wish i had some fellow old folks to jabber with#but even when i was in high school i didn't have any friends that liked the same kind of music as i did#bts getting me more interested in music and watching videos has really been a double-edged sword sigh#everything with a live studio band with bass in it: 'oh this sounds like disco'#or worse something literally built off a disco sample and it's like they've never heard a disco song other than ymca in their life
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thinking about my childhood fandoms. will promptly be exploding.
#thinking about the book of life again. WAUGH the book of life my absolute beloved <333333333#that shit was the epitome of Story to me#and you know what it still is#it was everything#and ever after high too. i saw a post yesterday that reminded me how insane i was as a kid abt ever after high.#GHGGFSFSGSHDJS#i wanna watch maya and the three but im not sure#recently when ive tried to watch kids shows- even really good ones- ive found myself appreciating them#but not enjoying them as i know i would have when i was actually a child#bc now im more mature and now i like more complicated things so a lot of kids shows don't explore those things in detail or at all#so while i can appreciate that the show is good i can't really sink my teeth into it#i could when i was a kid cuz thats all i really had and was able to understand at that point#and i DID get really into them then. but idk. im scared i'll like it but won't love it.#:/#bluebird.txt#uf anyways. manolo save me diego luna save me#i wasn't even In those fandoms as a kid cuz no internet really but i was just as insane as things im in fandoms for now sooo
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