#but i ship it
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A J X Thad Idea
J: I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. That green eyed jock asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight
Uzi: (Perturbed) …Why are you telling me this?
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Thad: Hey J, what kind of animal is the Pink Panther?
J: (Starting to undress herself) You are so fucking stupid it isn’t funny.
#murder drones#serial designation j#thad murder drones#murder drones thad#J x Thad#Jhad#?#I’ve had this idea since I started shipping them#attempt at humor#random#ramblings#crackship#suggestive#kinda#uzi doorman#she isn’t sure why J is coming to her for relationship advice#this is kinda stupid#but i ship it#thad x j
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help i scrolled too far on Instagram and I ended up watching a gay ship edits of two Dutch politicions 💀💀
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The wicked king rants:
The bomb and The roach? New ship unlocked 😻😻
#wouldn’t have thought about it#but I ship it#the wicked king#the wicked king rants#the folk of the air#the bomb#the roach#new ship unlocked
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Yall....I'm gaining a new special interest.... I can feel it.
#supernatural#ok but like i need to see an assassin creed×supernatural cross over#they would all complain about how annoying gods are#im so scared for dean#i havent even met the angle everyone is shipping with dean#but i ship it#special interest
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I see so many fics where steve becomes a police officer but lets be honest; after the upsidedown the only police officer or government person he likes is hopper.
I fully believe he’d be ACAB; because the police hunted eddie the government hurt and hid el
Teacher steve, coach steve, nanny steve; all of those i can work with; but police? he wouldn’t.
(this is my opinion; but it’s obviously right /lh /hj)
#steve harrington#police steve harrington#wouldn’t happen#steve harrington would be acab#stranger things#steddie#kinda#not really#but i ship it
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An Important Update From The Battlefield!
After having their poll end in a tie, Atul and Frog & Toad have decided to join forces, forming the team Atul & Frog & Toad! Some have theorized that their combined power may be enough to take down the most fearsome competitor in this bracket, Kermit the Frog, though we will have to wait until tomorrow at 1 CST to see if that's true. Oh, and Keroppi and The Froakie Line will be against each other too, I guess. Anyway, see you there!
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if i was a popular minecraft youtuber id just tweet "hey guys stop drawing shipping fanart of me and my friends/coworkers, i only fucked one of them and seeing me paired with anyone else is kinda weird and crosses my boundaries" and then i'd turn my phone off
#hermitcraft#qsmp#and a third server that i wont say the name of but you know#the bee speaks#if u cant stop weirdos from doing IRL shipping id just make it as horrible a process for them as possible
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EDIT : THIS IS A MEME DO NOT TAKE IT SERIOUSLY (and seriously just don’t be Rude????? Like wtf lol)
#edit : Ok mabsifica shippers yall need to chill like…Wtf????#I saw this on twitter and wanted to take a spin on it#and I know mabifica shipper I hear your pled of putting them in the make sence but unpopular#but- I do not want take away the righfully holder of a yuri to a yaoi couple#also for those who are saying I skipped The Tw*nc*t ship YES I INTENTIONALLY DID SKIP IT- NOW PLS DO NOT TAG MY POST WITH THOSE SHIP NAMES#anyway ford face at the last one makes me laugh lol#(Oh god do I have to tag them individually...)#Gravity falls#Billford#Billstan#stanchez#fiddauthor#Mabifica#Dipcifica#fiddlestan#stanley pines#standord pines#dipper pines#mable pines#pacific northwest#bill cipher#fiddleford mcgucket#soos ramirez#melody gravity falls#robbie gravity falls#Sheriff Blubs#Deputy Durland#tambry gravity falls#tearosepedall
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*grabbing mlm shippers by the shoulders* guys nobody needs to be the twink. nobody needs to be the sub. nobody needs to be the femboy. they can both be big fat hairy men who bask in each others masculinity or they can both be unspeakable monstrous creatures with inhuman genitalia it’s okay I’m holding your hand. Let me show you the way
#shipping#this is about a lot of ships#so I’m gonna tag a few#zosan#zolu#destiel#radioapple#I’m not saying you can’t play around with these themes man#I just feel like they’re shoehorned in so often#lawlu#davekat#pepsicola#sabriel#lgbt#fandom#dirkjake#10k#20k#1k#50k
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#It's about seeing that just because im queer does not mean i have to died like a dog on the streets#just the thought of queer people being allowed to exist long enough to grow old makes me wanna cry#gonna put my ships on blast do not judge me#kakairu#Innefable husbands#mchanzo#erasermic#wrightworth#superbat#aladarius#queer#lgbt
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gf fandom in 2016: if you so much as hint - even jokingly! - about the nature of ford and bill’s relationship being anything other than platonic (and even then you NEED to give a disclaimer that bill is manipulating him!) then you support abusive relationships
gf fandom in 2024:
#i’m making fun of myself in this one too folks#also pls don’t take this seriously if u don’t like billford it’s fine i’m just making shitty memes#even I only really ‘ship’ it in a completely cracky way#billford#bill cipher#stanford pines#gravity falls#the book of bill#my posts
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guy who says "FUCK!" to every minor inconvenience x guy who says "oopsie daisies" to earth shattering catastrophes
#yes this is ouizzy#but tag your favourite guys#ouizzy#ship dynamic#character dynamics#i think im funny#izzy x frenchie
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Thinking about this panel... He's such a dad, this is how this emotionally stunted man shows love. He's the type to make you call him when you get to the function... So he knows you're okay... He will pick you up if you're drunk... So he knows you're okay...
Laios is like the son he never had... To me... His son who is twice is size
#i was drawing and looking at manga panels for refs and saw this and oh i got so distracted bc it's so cute#dungeon meshi#dungeon meshi spoilers#delicious in dungeon#chilchuck tims#chilchuck#laios touden#dont tag as ship
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I think we as a society should bring back brotps. I think we should be weirder about characters being friends the same way people are weird about ships. Make those two characters who interacted once or twice besties. Make it difficult for them to get rid of each other even if they want to. Go nuts
#I always get so weird about being specifically excited about making two characters be friends#and be really close esp compared to canon.#and I’m like eujhh what if this is. Weird.#and then u remember I wouldn’t feel nearly as weird were it a ship bc that’s just like. Standard behavior.#more giving a fuck abt guys being buddies 2024#text posts :0]#todays post is brought to you by isabeau and odile interacting in isat
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