#but i ship it

[thatguywhodoesstuff]

A J X Thad Idea

J: I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. That green eyed jock asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

Uzi: (Perturbed) …Why are you telling me this?

Later

Thad: Hey J, what kind of animal is the Pink Panther?

J: (Starting to undress herself) You are so fucking stupid it isn’t funny.

[pazoo-underscore]

help i scrolled too far on Instagram and I ended up watching a gay ship edits of two Dutch politicions 💀💀

[dragons-library]

The wicked king rants:

The bomb and The roach? New ship unlocked 😻😻

[ethan-acfan]

Yall....I'm gaining a new special interest.... I can feel it.

[fantasticfrogfacedown]

An Important Update From The Battlefield!

After having their poll end in a tie, Atul and Frog & Toad have decided to join forces, forming the team Atul & Frog & Toad! Some have theorized that their combined power may be enough to take down the most fearsome competitor in this bracket, Kermit the Frog, though we will have to wait until tomorrow at 1 CST to see if that's true. Oh, and Keroppi and The Froakie Line will be against each other too, I guess. Anyway, see you there!

[mewvore]

[sabertoothwalrus]

let's get ✨vulnerable✨

[mintbees]

if i was a popular minecraft youtuber id just tweet "hey guys stop drawing shipping fanart of me and my friends/coworkers, i only fucked one of them and seeing me paired with anyone else is kinda weird and crosses my boundaries" and then i'd turn my phone off

[altn0g]

best friends

[nathaniacolver]

arcane ships be like

i love a show that teaches equality (😭😭😭)

[clingonlikeclingwrap]

“Through the Ages”

[brawnie]

*grabbing mlm shippers by the shoulders* guys nobody needs to be the twink. nobody needs to be the sub. nobody needs to be the femboy. they can both be big fat hairy men who bask in each others masculinity or they can both be unspeakable monstrous creatures with inhuman genitalia it’s okay I’m holding your hand. Let me show you the way

[ameba-from-space]

[carefulzombie]

gf fandom in 2016: if you so much as hint - even jokingly! - about the nature of ford and bill’s relationship being anything other than platonic (and even then you NEED to give a disclaimer that bill is manipulating him!) then you support abusive relationships

gf fandom in 2024:

[punk-dad-sharkz]

guy who says "FUCK!" to every minor inconvenience x guy who says "oopsie daisies" to earth shattering catastrophes