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listen i understand that phan is probably real, but honestly id get it if they were just friends bc that’s exactly how i feel about my best friend
#like we are a ranch metaphor#literally sends me shit saying she’s the dan to my phil#i would live w/ her for 13 years#but i don’t wanna date her#just spend the rest of my life with her platonically#but idk maybe it’s different bc we’re girls#dan and phil#dnp#phil lester#amazingphil#danisnotonfire#daniel howell#phan
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I really hate pining with all my heart, so here’s an idea: CodyWan who fall in love within the first month of meeting each other and hold hands and give hugs and little nuzzles and everyone else is like ‘yeah. Cody and the General. They sure are friendly…’ but no one says it to them till they overhear it one day and straight up go ‘we got married on month two of dating’ and everyone loses their minds they thought they were in a ‘everyone but them knows they’re married’ AU but they’re actually in a ‘speedrun strangers to old married couple’ AU and they’re so confused.
#star wars#obi wan kenobi#clone wars#commander cody#codywan#I’m both demiromo and ace so pining has no interest to me at all#you either find your soulmate and immediately fall in love or you don’t Lmao#I asked her to marry me before I asked her out you know and she said yes#pining is like the opposite of my likes I want them to immediately start to date and then face the REAL monster#which would be reality and life around them and maybe raising padawans idk#I’m so tired of stories that end with them confessing and then nothing else#me and my gf want the happy ending okay we wanna see them be stupid and in love thanks#I think this is also why I stick to kink fics st least I’m getting them together for that shit
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Some of my favorite Peach dresses 💕 I know there’s some that are much more complex and showy but the vertical stripes just feel so fitting for the theatre theme, I love it. Plus it gives Pink Beetlejuice vibes
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you ever think about how much Agnes Montague wanted to be a normal person and fall in love but she went through life unable to touch anyone or anything for fear of horribly maiming it. so the day before she died she finally allowed herself to feel the touch of another person, just once, and in doing so burned his face off
#I don’t actually remember if she died the next day or what I listened to this years ago it is half remembered#but like my god Agnes montague. what a fucking character. sometimes I remember and and I’m like Damn#I want to know more about her. the unknowability is half the point#this has been a post#oh rereading this I wanna make it clear#I do not mean to equate ‘normal person’ and ‘fall in love’ those are separate points#she wanted to be a normal person. which is why she’d go to the coffee shop and order coffee and sit there. with her coffee#and she wanted to fall in love. which is why she dated whatsisname. Jack? idr#different. separate points#connected! because they are both experiences she was barred from both by nature of what she was and by her specific upbringing#but yeah. not meant to be conflated there sorry
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#I was thinking about my ex stepmom on my walk earlier#and I got really sad that I don’t have a relationship with her anymore#we stayed in contact for a long time but at some point she unfriended me I think#which makes me sad#and I wish I had her to reach out to for advice on dating a man with kids#and also just… life advice#and also like… to pick her brain about stuff from my childhood that I could use more context for sometimes#idk.#it just sucks.#I could reach out to her again I suppose but like…#what if she doesn’t wanna hear from me?#she’s the only wife other than my mom that my dad ever had that was nice to me and actually gave a shit about me#I know a lot of the good memories I have with my dad from back then are because of her#and I just… miss her.#talking peach
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…ok so I got inspired <3
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Thesis in the tags
#OKAY SO HEAR ME OUT#Amelia is probably the most jealous person to ever relationship.#but it comes naturally ONLY for Javi. she never got jealous while dating Ollie or any of the previous partners.#but when she started dating javi—something flipped a switch in her and BOI OH BOI DID SHE GET. JEALOUS. OF EVERYTHING.#which kinda sucks because Javi is a music sensation and POPULAR 😭#and she’s Horny. SO. so. SO. horny. like. maybe it’s the Rafkonian biology but if he wakes her up in the middle of the night#saying ‘babe I’m horny’ she just. fucking. would go down on him. then and there.#LIKE SHE WOULD SEE HIM TAKING A PEACEFUL BATH AND GO ‘i wanna fuck you slide over’#and the exhibitionist kink 😭😭 don’t even get me started on that.#Javi was always a mama’s boy so he is THE best at cooking. his mom is even better. (typical desi mom Rina 😭👍🏻)#and so he makes them food. and she does the dishes because his prosthetics don’t let him do watery work good.#Amelia isn’t good with lovey dovey words. Javi is a POET.#HE TOLD HER HE LOVED HER BY WRITING HER A SONG#AND TELLING HER ‘you are the very oxygen i breathe’.#and he waited for her confession for three years 😭 for her to fall in love with him and for her to tell him she loved him#and like#idk man#also she steals all of his clothes.#Javi got vvv annoyed once realising she doesn’t have ANY super loose sweatshirts and comfortable things to wear. not even pyjamas.#(she used to prefer sleeping naked) but ever since she discovered Javi’s oversized hoodies… that fit juuust perfectly. theresno going back.#ever#anyway thank you for coming to my ted talk :D#they’re sooooo in love your honor I cant~#power rangers#power rangers dino fury#amelia jones#Javi garcia#cosmic fury#power rangers cosmic fury#dino fury
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zooky time 🩵✨
#metrocon#metrocon 2023#mizuki date#mizuki okiura#ai the somnium files#aitsf#aini#cosplay#i will be carrying around adorabbit with me! aiba is too small and i don’t wanna risk losing her lol#limited edition post
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me: “i think men should kiss more often”
him: “i agree.”
him: “i think i should do that more often”
💥💥💥⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️ i volunteer hello hi 👋
(ps rambling in the tags don’t. don’t even look at me)
#my demolition lover <3#🌀#this is so stupid bc we are dating and have been for a while but i am still all nervous about the idea of kissing#we’ve never talked about it before so i don’t know if that’s something she’s comfortable with yk cuz we aren’t romantic and kissing is#sometimes romantic but we both have said we don’t see it that way so it’s probably fine#but also like neither of us have done that before so it’s like new and scary#and i’d assume it’s a mutual feeling bc we both make jokes about kissing boys or whatever#and we r monogamous yk so who else would it be with#but i don’t want to make him uncomfy by suggesting it#and also if we did talk about it i doubt i’d get the courage to do the darn thing bc i get so nervous and i can barely ask to hold her hand#but i (THINK i) rlly want to but also idk yk???#i rlly hope he doesn’t see this she doesn’t look at this blog like ever not anymore at least#but that’d be embarrassing#tldr i wanna express to him that i lowkey (highkey) wanna give him a little smooch but i don’t want to make him uncomfortable lol#i’m a boykisser in theory but not in practice
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watching a cishet man play hades right now and it’s…. something….
#he’s a cool guy#and not technically doing anything wrong#but he keeps talking about how in love he is with artemis#and how he wants to date her and stuff#but like sir#she’s either aroace or a lesbian#either way there’s no chance she’s into men#but i don’t wanna say anything and spoil his fun#hades#op#random thoughts
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I’m like 99% into women and 1% into men, idfk what my label is and honestly I don’t careeee! But usually I’m only into women farting. But. BUT. I came across a fart kink video of a guy in a suit and home boy sounded JUST like some fictional guy I enjoy and I. Uhhmmm wowza
#human sexuality is weird#I don’t wanna date men I don’t feel romantic attraction at all#man who knows#he was bri’ish and everything#like ermmm ok mista Willy A HOMINA HOMINA#I’m sorry I didn’t sleep last night I’m just sayin shit#this bitch so neurodivergent she’s talkin bout her embarassing current interest ON THE KINK BLOG
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Friend: bf’s been constantly bugging me to finally meet you! He says to tell you we got a house so now he’s permanent
Me, who already likes him just fine but also doesn’t wanna go outside and be human: haha just tell me a date and I’ll come running :)
Friend: saves snap
Me: …fuck
#I mean. yeah sure I’ll meet this mr man who treats her nice#and who has been asking about me since they started dating#cos he knows how close me and her are and wants to get along with me#but also. he’s a stranger and I don’t wanna leave my hooooome#cries#misha rants
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I LOVE them
#I liked this one a lot!!!! a win we love gender characters#I don’t mean to be controversial tm but I am kinda over this main dude Junichirou get him out of my screen#let Aizawa be the bisexual queen they are and date Misuzu her goth gf and Misaki his silly lil bf#kinda wanna Reas it for them but like I KNOW she is ending with the other dude so eeeeeh do I wanna subject myself to suffering once again?#I like hyperfixating myself in non canon ships it’s my best and worst character trait#aizawa#misaki#tomo chan wa onnanoko#tomo chan is a girl!#anime
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okay, but literally, sometimes? the only way you can be happy? you’re gonna have to disappoint your parents. yeah, sorry x
#this in relation to the fact all my past romantic relationships ended#bc i was so deeply closeted and we could never be fully seriously together bc that would mean telling my dad and i was afraid#it’s not like i’m not afraid now#part of me still feels like that little baby lesbian who was so ashamed#and i don’t want to be her anymore#i wanna have my own life and i wanna be happy with someone#and it’s fuckin unfair that my dad stands in the way of that#so i’m not putting it up with it anymore#he’s gonna be a bitch about whoever i date bc he’s a bitch about my sister’s partners and they’ve been together years with kids#and i as the youngest daughter bare the brunt of still being held on to too tightly#which okay fine but i’m not a kid anymore and wow sorry to disappoint dad but i’m not the perfect little daughter you imagined#i’m a lesbian and i’m gonna fall in love with a woman (gn) and we’re gonna be together#and you can’t stop that bc i am a grown fuckin woman (gn)#anyways i’m in my feelings tonight#bc i’ve been thinking about the future a lot lately#for reasons 👀👀👀#and like i wanna have the future lil baby lesbian gwen dreamed of#i wanna live with my wife and i wanna be so fuckin happy and free#and i’ve decided i’m not gonna let anything stand in the way of that#2024 the longest year of my life but also the year i learned a LOT#so bring it on future i’m ready for you bitch!#gwen rambles#gwenposting
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flippin boobahs!
#weezer#rivers cuomo#brian bell#patrick wilson#scott shriner#OKAH HI CHAT#i’ve been thinking#this tag will be just a rant not really weezer related#yk laufey ?#i was listening to her song ‘letter to my 13 year old self’ and just started overthinking about myself when i was younger#i just think about my younger self and get so sad thinking about her; i wish i could’ve done more for her#i was a huge introvert and talking to anybody made me super super anxious; so much so that my teacher noticed and had me join a ‘social#emotional learning’ group where we spoke about low self esteem and how to raise it and everything like that#i only left it in 8th grade because i didn’t wanna keep missing class for it; but it made me so sad to think i thought so low of myself#i would wear hoodies all the time and jeans because i used to hate my body a lot#which is awful to do in socal heat!#i think it started because in my family i was always stereotyped as the fat one; yk how mexican families are? they called me gordita for#the longest time; which made me incredibly insecure and only in 10th grade did i start showing my arms 😭 IK ITS DUMB BUT ITS SO WEIRD#i still can’t do it entirely; i’ll wear shrugs and things like that because i still am insecure about my arms sometimes but ive been better#i only really had one friend but she had a different lunch; so i was alone for most of the time on the swings by myself or sitting at the#lunch tables alone waiting for lunch to end and this noon duty came to me a lot and would talk to me since she felt bad i was always alone#while everybody else played with each other ; and i don’t know why i just broke down thinking about how lonely i was at the time#i’d go to the school’s friendship room everyday after that because it was just a teacher who let kids come inside her room to play games if#they didn’t wanna be in the heat and soon i became friends w the teacher and she’d play uno with me everyday; mainly because the room was#relatively empty until they got loom bands! and i was an expert on loom bracelets so i would help others make them and that was a confidenc#e boost; i remember being proud of myself for socializing like that LOL#i just get sad thinking about that time; i like to think that if little Lyss saw me; she would be so proud because i have friends;#a boyfriend ; good grades ; and i’m well liked and regarded. i hope she’s proud of my progress socially because it was such a leap#i wish i could go back in time and tell her how much better things get and how she won’t be lonely forever#…and to not online date. definetly don’t do that one.
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just found out a couple i’m friends with has opened their relationship and i think?? i might shoot my shot??? maybe????
#they’re both hot as fuck and the guy is an excellent dom and we have similar interests so like….#i might ask him to beat me up next time i’m in town???#i don’t have much interest in the wife sexually but i love spending time with her and we’ve both talked about how much we wanna kiss#and go on little dates and whatnot#so we’ll see#fern whispers
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it will never fail to amuse me that some men can go through my entire hinge profile (that uses multiple pronouns, displays my tattoos and penchant for coloured hair, as well as my agnosticism/spirituality) and somehow decide i would be the perfect addition to their conservative, Catholic life???
like sir i am literally everything you people say you’re against. as if i’m going to give you a chance. they’d probably hate crime my sister and then i’d have to catch a criminal charge…
#ramble on exie#why is dating like this#why are men like this#is it a control thing?#do they see someone like me and think ‘i can change them. make her a perfect little housewife’#i don’t understand how someone could say they’re conservative (proudly) and look at me and think ‘yeah i wanna date that’
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