listen i understand that phan is probably real, but honestly id get it if they were just friends bc that’s exactly how i feel about my best friend
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I really hate pining with all my heart, so here’s an idea: CodyWan who fall in love within the first month of meeting each other and hold hands and give hugs and little nuzzles and everyone else is like ‘yeah. Cody and the General. They sure are friendly…’ but no one says it to them till they overhear it one day and straight up go ‘we got married on month two of dating’ and everyone loses their minds they thought they were in a ‘everyone but them knows they’re married’ AU but they’re actually in a ‘speedrun strangers to old married couple’ AU and they’re so confused.
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you ever think about how much Agnes Montague wanted to be a normal person and fall in love but she went through life unable to touch anyone or anything for fear of horribly maiming it. so the day before she died she finally allowed herself to feel the touch of another person, just once, and in doing so burned his face off
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lmao homophobic radfems will accuse you of being a predator wanting OSA women’s pussies when you, as a feminist, suggest distancing from men in romantic/sexual contexts so we can achieve female liberation faster - but will accuse you of being biphobic when you say that, actually, you’re only into other lesbians
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Friend: bf’s been constantly bugging me to finally meet you! He says to tell you we got a house so now he’s permanent
Me, who already likes him just fine but also doesn’t wanna go outside and be human: haha just tell me a date and I’ll come running :)
Friend: saves snap
Me: …fuck
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just found out a couple i’m friends with has opened their relationship and i think?? i might shoot my shot??? maybe????
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