#but i can’t get them on paper

[littlexdeaths]

i’m in such a writing funk again and it’s making me so sad

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 295

So, maybe Danny should have been more specific when he said he wanted to get reincarnated, because this? Is not an ideal situation. 

See he’s fine with being a clone, really, but uh, apparently the scientists want to terminate him- which, like dude, he’s not even melting or actively dying! So what if he failed at their tests, his body is three, give him a break! 

Well, at least it’s given him certainty in getting out, because these are Not good people. He wanted to give them the benefit of the doubt and- hold up, another clone? Brother? Two brothers? One aged up, one in the middle of it- since his own aging-up failed past three? 

Oh hell no, they can’t experiment on his brothers, those are his brothers and living people just as much as he is! Time to break out- and he’s taking those papers thank you- and gonna’ grab his… he’s gonna’ call them his triplets because they’re the same age, just aged differently. 

Now hold his hand, they’re runnin’ to the mountai- oh thank fuck, the physically-oldest of them can fly. To the mountains while they have the cover of night and they can figure things out. At least his life isn’t boring yet…

[eerieechos]

“Are you two DRUNK right now??”

[violetstar-arts]

Was looking through some human/android GLaDOS and Wheatley designs before taking a stab at my own, and ended up doodling some that really stood out to me!

Now for the arbitrary ratings of each design for each character simply because I can lol

Wheatley

@shrimperini ‘s design: I like this one a lot! He looks very polite. 10/10.

@the-dangerous-mute-lunatic ‘s design: ??? ?????? Why is he so pretty??? I’m confused but I still really enjoy looking at this one. He’s getting a 9.5/10 only because he slays too much when we all know that, canonically, he would never

@zimtdraws ‘s design: This one feels the most like what Wheatley would look like if he was a human (or human-adjacent), at least to me. One of my personal favorites. 11/10.

@cupcakeshakesnake ‘s design: One of the best object head/android designs I’ve seen of Wheatley thus far. The body perfectly matches the clunky, industrial aesthetic that his core already has! 10/10.

@dipworld-dippa ‘s design: This one’s fun! I love the cartoony vibe he gives off. Another personal favorite. 11/10

@demelly ‘s design: I like how unconventional this one is. A good mix of not-quite-human, but not-quite-machine, either. I also like how messy he looks; the curly hair sticking out all over and clothes that don’t seem like they fit him quite right give off the impression of a disorganized individual (which, considering his status as a core that generates nothing but bad ideas and never shuts up about anything ever, is very fitting). 10/10.

GLaDOS

@shrimperini ‘s design: I like this look for her. Very clean and sleek. 10/10.

@the-dangerous-mute-lunatic ‘s design: This one is my absolute favorite. Intimidating, but also very pretty. Also really like how much her chest plate looks like the one for her canonical robotic design. 11/10.

@zimtdraws ‘s design: Another unconventional design, especially for GLaDOS. But there’s something about this one that’s so charming to me. The thick curls and darker skin tone is a nice addition that I don’t see all that often for her. 10/10.

@cupcakeshakesnake ‘s design: Another banger for the object head types! I love how smug and condescending she looks all the time. Just like the real deal. 10/10.

@lacking-hydration ‘s design: This one reminds me of a classic Disney film/Saturday morning cartoon villain. Love that for her. 10/10.

@opthedragon ‘s design: This one is so silly. She’s so small! But that only works to her benefit. I really like how emotive this one is, despite having a potato for a head. 11/10.

(I made sure to credit all of the creators here. But if you don’t wish to be tagged, let me know! I’ll edit the post as soon as possible.)

[greaseonmymouth]

the number of Americans who think they can just move to somewhere else - my social media feeds everywhere (except tumblr, but I’ve seen it here too) is flooded with Americans asking whether they qualify as citizens bc their great great grandpa was from [insert European country] or which area in Scotland has best weather or which southern European country has cheapest rent or how to get a marriage visa to a Nordic country

my dudes. you can’t. there’s no “I’ll just move elsewhere” about this. Europe generally speaking is hostile to immigrants even from within Europe. unfortunately for you, you will have to stay and keep voting and keep working to make your country a better place. I’m sorry it’s hard. it is what it is.

[stopthatfool]

I dont think icemav would ever get married

[honorthysalad]

Yoshiki’s pretty good at manifesting clues, ain’t he?

[edandstede]

picture ed and stede getting ready for their wedding and they’re both nervous and jittery. stede eventually can’t stand it and goes to ed, and immediately calms down when he’s standing in a doorway smiling watching ed try and fail to fix his boutonnière (they’re flowers made of red silk btw). stede steps in just as ed is about to give up, takes the flowers and puts them on ed with a “there we go, you wear fine things well” and we get a gnossienne drop. they are so in love and everything has led them to this moment. ed cannot stop smiling. neither can stede, who moves a strand of ed’s half up-do out of his face and says in an excited whisper, “we’re really doing this!”

then obviously their shared laughter alerts frenchie and jim who immediately haul stede’s arse out of there (much to stede’s bitchy annoyance) because it’s bad luck to see each other before the ceremony and they’re going to curse the matelotage

[g0rechan]

“That mummy guy has such a cool character design I’m so disappointed that he’s a disgusting person”

“I feel bad for being interested in his character bc of his actions 🥺👉👈”

“If you like him that means you simp for him and that you’re sick and evil-”

[awesomesauce-n-sassypants]

Sometimes a family isn’t a mom, dad, and baby.

Sometimes it’s a batshit insane conwoman, her hard-to-kill hitman of a husband, and their adopted baby cucaracha bodyguard.

[kelpermoosee]

I need to draw Booigi real soon, the lack of them is making me itchy

[nerdierholler]

Ok. Time to put on some headphones and take care of all of the housework that I didn’t do yesterday. Gotta focus. And then go to the store. Maybe work on assembling some blank journals for bookbinding practice.

[bizlybebo]

guys. i have a confession. i actually think pd would go so hard as a live action tv show. i’m being so real rn

[deadandphilgames]

saw the anon that mentioning a marriage reveal and honestly i am not even the biggest on the “marriage” train because i don’t care about marriage and to me they don’t even seem like the type that care either but this video really gives Marriage Soft Launch vibes like the married couple energy is too intense

i do get “marriage is just a piece of paper” vibes from them since it quite literally is, they’ve done the other things already (building a life and house together, travelling, house plants, norman) so marriage is just a title. but also dan is such a whore for symbolism and ‘deeper meaning’ so i wouldn’t be surprised if he has the desire to be officially married. but then again there’s the whole heteronormative side of weddings and marriage that would also have an effect on him. it does feel like a soft launch though. terrifying and intense

[theatre-mqn]

Maybe if I beat my head against my keyboard hard enough I’ll think of something to write

[awek-s]

spent the last 3 days obsessively job searching and im ready to krill myself now btw