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Also increasingly aware that a LOT of people "manage" getting through the 40+ hour work week by sleeping less than is healthy and relying on stimulants like coffee and energy drinks to keep them going.
For people who are unwilling or unable to do this...work really does just dominate your life. Like we really should not have to rely on unhealthy practices just to have a social life or keep on top of housework or whatever.
I know I post about this a lot but I'm so TIRED all the time and it's just so depressing that this is how we're expected to spend the one life we have.
#i have to get at least 8 hours of sleep a night to even barely function#with sleep#getting ready for work#commute#cooking#and errands#I typically have maybe 2-3 hours to actually do what i want in a day#and I'm usually too tired to actually do the things i want to do#and that's with a very short commute#if i actually had a long commute I'd basically do nothing but work#i see my friends like once every few weeks or months#because we're all so fucking busy with work and have such little time for socialising#and none of us even have kids or anything!!
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#this will settle it! this will settle the private conversation between two people who barely cook !!!!#weve said stove so many times that it ceases to look and sound like a word#i grew up with electric stoves like#yeah they WORK differently but cooking on the stove is cooking on the stove#ur not special or better than me bc u have a gas stove 😌#i hope ur gas leaks and morgan freeman has to shooy u thru a pint of milk 😌 /jk#up to something#polls#edit: *Mickey mouse voice* ha ha! I’ve made a mistake!#This post was not supposed to escape !!!!!! Fuck !!#my brother: lol is this about the political shit that happened a few months ago? me: THE WHAT??????
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"A New Day Will Dawn."
-Said some guy named Luke probably.
Welcome to my #HHStargazersAU! Stay Tuned~♡? -Bubbly💙
#spacebubblearts#HHStargazersAU#hazbin hotel#chaggie#radioapple#lucifer x alastor#charlie x vaggie#queerplatonic#or not as long as you enjoy this really#hazbin alastor#lucifer morningstar#charlie morningstar#hazbin vaggie#human au#angel#demons#let me COOK#world building#hopefully this was worth it#if ya'll want more do please let me know#I need the motivation haha TvT#vaggie x charlie#alastor x lucifer#appleradio#duckydeer#duckiedeer#humor#mystery#we barely scratched the surface of this AU and I am gonna BURST if I don't share it with anyone else I swear to GOD-#You think you know what's gonna happen? Excuse me while I laugh behind your back for a second NO YOU DON'T XD
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finding old dsmp animatics i used to watch is so... man i miss getting so fucking excited about it all. that period of late 2020/early 2021 when everything was blowing up so fast was so EXCITING like everything was possible yknow what i mean.... Swagever
thanks to that playlist the anon posted heres a handful of my old faves that i'd forgotten about so Take them . im hosting a group dsmp animatic rewatch session so we can all feel something
this is part 1 of the post because theres a limit for links... homophobic website
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#alex.rambles.txt#mcyt#dsmp#dream smp#dsmpblr#every couple months i circle back around to the fact that the only thing ive wanted to do consistently for years is animate#but ive barely made anything because animating is so hard to learn and i just get discouraged every time#but ive been cooking up animatics in my brain since i was 11 i would watch animatics on loop for hours#and dsmp animatics were an entire other BRAND i would just watch them starry eyed and it made me want to keep drawing#now i dont know when i would ever get the time to make a whole animatic. whatever#Youtube
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this movie was SO GOOD
#i cannot stress enough how much i liked the use of lighting in this movie..#like the green to signify someone not being who they say? they cooked#also hello fanart acc i barely use.. LMAO#i want to make more ninjago art. eventually. im just struggling w my art style rn#xd#it’s what’s inside#its whats inside#it's what's inside movie#is this movie popular enough for character specific tags 😭💀#netflix#art#digital art#artists on tumblr#fanart#original art#fan art#digital painting#illustrator#illustration#illustrative art#artwork#digital illustration#small artist
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Ewan mitchell if you are reading this you did good baby you deserved way better Liv cooke darling you are awesome Phia Tom you should commit arson
#THOSE FUCKING LEAKS THAT FUCKER CONDAL AAAAGHHHH#now i get why Tom was always grumpy holding back himself i would have destroyed that fucker whit my bare HANDS#ughhhhhhh#house of the dragon#anti ryan condal#anti hotd#im done whit this fucking fanfic DONE#asoiaf#text#alicent hightower#aemond targaryen#aegon ii targaryen#helaena targaryen#ewan mitchell#phia saban#olivia cooke#tom glynn carney
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Drops this
#Bro i got like barely any classes with my friends im cooked#I have 1st period with a bunch of seniors😭😭#My 2nd period is super chill tho the teacher is fun and curses a lot hes cool#ninjago#lego ninjago#art#my artwork#lego ninjago fanart#Ninjago lloyd#Lloyd ninjago#lloyd montgomery garmadon
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yoo joonghyuk making lee jihye one of his companions because if he can't save his little sister then at least he can save this other kid...... and then he doesn't and he doesn't and he doesn't and he doesn't and he doesn't and he d
#orv.txt#fra.txt#lee jihye#yoo joonghyuk#i don't think joonghyuk is the type to care for someone just because they remind him of a loved one#but also i don't think he could even help himself#he can't help but be reminded of his baby sister when lee jihye looks up to him#and when she eats something he cooked after months of barely eating enough to survive because#the grief and guilt and loss of na bori wouldn't allow her anything more than that#and when she gets that determined fiery look in her eyes#and when she trusts him#and when she looks to him for safety#orv#yoo mia#<- not really but she's there just one more character haunting the narrative#yoo siblings#orv spoilers
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no hold on i can't be normal about this
Zoro trusts Sanji so much. He trusted Sanji to take care of half of the crew when they were separated, and he trusted Sanji to be waiting for him when the crew reunited. They were only separated for 11 days, and yet when Zoro gets to Zou, Sanji is all he can talk about.
And then Sanji is gone. He's gone, and he left to get married, and he broke the trust that Zoro had in him to be the crew's other protector, and Zoro loves him so much and missed him so much, and Zoro doesn't know if he'll ever see him again.
#he was so weirdly cheerful (for him) when he got to Zou#and as soon as Nami told them what Sanji did he's barely spoken and looks upset#''that dumbass cook'' zoro please i can't do this#''i wouldn't miss him if we don't see him again. he was kind of dead weight to us anyway'' LIAR YOU GIANT FUCKING LIAR#zosan
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Me in the last four years ever since Akutagawa died: It's okay, no way he's actually dead, no main character ever dies in bsd, it's just something that doesn't happen. Akutagawa is totally gonna be fine
Me when the bsd author kills three main characters in two chapters:
#This is everything I could think about in the last two hours while cooking#Please Akutagawa be okay...... I never feared for his life as much as I do now#(Which is still barely much. But still more than I did before)#It's just... And what if it isn't him... What if it's time travelling shenanigans.........#ryūnosuke akutagawa#bsd#bungou stray dogs#bsd ch 115#bsd memes#mine
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you cannot tease wei wuxian and hua cheng hunting for funsies and not show that to us??? it has to go one of two ways right? either an absolute visious blood bath where everyone cowers in fear or the equivalent of a teenage girl's slumber party. both??? both.
Hunting each other for sport is the keystone to a fun slumber party
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#tgcf#wei wuxian#hua cheng#I was so happy to get this ask because it have me the perfect segue to show these two being silly together#This comic also kicked my ass while trying to draw it....I have learned a lot while gasping for breath outside of my comfort zone#action scenes are hard....help I don't want to look at this ever again.....#But yes. These two would have a lovely time being *silly* ^_^ together (actually winding up for a sparing match).#Then go right back to being very casual and chill. They have lots in common!#Both of them love to fight and would be thrilled to have a partner for it. Then talk about paint mixtures.#How long LWJ and XL take with their cooking classes is up for interpretation. But these two are frolicking the entire time#Everyone loves being hunted and hunting. That's what tag is all about. This is just tag with swords.#I hope everyone enjoys looking at HC's bare feet. He puts those cold puppies on Xie Lian every night.
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More dragon rider disability headcanons for disability pride month!
(Ones specifically abt Hiccup are here)
Ruffnut has hypermobile EDS (when the twins were doing some bit that was basically Guinness book of world records she said smth abt 'worlds stretchiest skin' and my mom made a joke and said 'ruff has eds!' And it stuck)
A joke Ruffnut loves to make is saying Tuff is so insufferable she should just run away to join a circus and become a contortionist. She thinks it's the funniest thing ever
Hiccup also has some weird hypermobility stuff going on, when Ruff learns this she calls him a fellow circus freak (affectionate) and offers to let him come with her when she runs away. The response she got was "I'd rather stick my hand in Fenrir's mouth."
Tuff is visually impaired in his right eye from a childhood injury (another joke taken seriously)
All the riders are neurodivergent!
Snotlout has a frequently irregular heartbeat as well as memory issues due to how many times he's been struck by lightning. His whole book he wrote in that one episode isn't the only writing he does, he keeps a notebook to help keep track of minor things he might forget.
Astrid tries to make Hiccup breakfast in bed when he's having bad pain days and is too tired to do it himself. She almost burns the house down every time, so Toothless will go and get the other riders to help out while Astrid is kicked out of the kitchen and sent back to bed
Hiccup can be really fucking mean sometimes! Usually it's intentional bc he's in a bad mood and wants to be left alone. If it's seemingly unprovoked though, the others know it as a sign he's likely in pain and needs to be left alone (he still insists on getting work done but usually Toothless annoys him into resting)
Astrid has aches in her leg from when she got shot with that arrow, it being poisoned with dragon root did something to mess up the healing process so its worse than other old injuries (Dragon root isn't poisonous to humans but still having it in your blood stream isn't a good idea). She's also very mean when she's in pain, especially because it ruins her schedule since she can't train. Eventually her and Hiccup come to an agreement when they're having bad pain days they'll meet up in one of their huts and just. Sit together enjoying the others comforting presence but rarely talking
This is because Hiccup and Astrid both hate being in pain in front of people, they both share that almost extreme fear of vulnerability and the best they can do is take comfort in each other
Hiccup and Fishlegs are hyperfixation buddies! Fishlegs is the only one who doesn't get mad (it's just fond exasperation) when Hiccup wakes him up in the middle of the night to infodump, they just bounce off each other talking about dragons until woah suddenly the sun is rising and that is when Fishlegs gets upset because he values his sleep
All the riders have burn scars of varying severity. They literally work with dragons there's no way they wouldn't. And they all deal with their pain in different ways, but are unwavering supportive of each other when they can be
I've said it before and I'll say it again, a lot of characters should be disabled.
I know, cartoon logic and all, but the things that happen to these guys are things that should affect them for the rest of their lives. And watching characters struggle with permanent change like that, the realization you can never go back to how things were, and eventually healing and learning that's okay! You can still find happiness and be happy and it doesn't make your pain any less valid! It's so important to me and that's obviously reflected in my interpretations of my favorite characters lmao
#httyd#hiccstrid#rtte#hiccup haddock#im cooking today#astrid hofferson#snotlout jorgenson#ruffnut thorston#tuffnut thorston#fishlegs ingerman#how to train your dragon#httyd headcanons#httyd gang#disability headcanon#autistic!hiccup#autistic!astrid#barely spell checked this but i have a feeling that as per usual im gonna find embarrassing typos only after its been reblogged 😭#moth.txt#deyas dragons
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the real adult problems are deciding what to eat everyday
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if femzai doesnt look like the worst girlfailure on the block I dont want her
#CHEERS EVERYONE! this was cooked up in the discord w my beloveds after talking abt femzai n I just couldnt resist trying my hand at it#shes so💞 wanted to give her a long ass mormon skirt like rori suggested but..another day#also peep the acne + braces + messy hair. my pride n joy#SO MAD U CAN BARELY SEE THE SUSPENDERS THO. SIGH#dazai osamu#bsd#bsd art#bungou stray dogs#femzai#also hiiii evryone on the dash for the first time in forever who missed me. my eardrum exploded so I had to dip for a bit u all understand#funny two times I post dazai art n its when im sick. this is a sign
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opened my sketchbook to do some thinking but the brain rot is so strong, it just turned into 2.5 pages of opla zosan 🤦🏻♀️
#opla#opla fanart#op fanart#one piece#one piece live action#one piece fanart#roronoa zoro#black leg sanji#vinsmoke sanji#zosan#sanzo#there's 2.5 pages but these are the only doodles worth sharing trust me LOL#my goodness taz skylar is so!!!!!!💖💖💖 and mackenyu is very pretty 😭😭 cant stop wanting to look at them to draw#did u know opla sanji is 6 feet and opla zoro is 5'10“#how does one hook their chin over their lover's shoulder from behind so u can cuddle while ur lover cooks#if aforesaid lover is 2 inches taller than u 🤔🤔 i must think on this#the answer is probably that zoro's boots have 2 inch soles LOL#while sanji's dress shoes dont give him much added height so it evens out when theyre out and about#it isnt noticeable unless theyre both bare foot#i digress
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Like this post to instantly explode him
#tagged post#my art#vocaloid#vocaloid fanart#proseka#pjsekai#prsk fa#prsk art#prsk#project sekai#kaito#kaito vocaloid#kaito shion#vocaloid kaito#kaito fanart#vivid bad squad#never give up cooking#this is barely old but I'm definitely not posting it immediately after I finished this#uhm. I like drawing this guy okay. very fun
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