#but i am Midwestern

[sunnywalnut]

Me: sees all the international Mikus

Me: !!! I wanna do that!

Me: ... How... How make white Miku...

[ouroborosreilig]

chilchumps that have very different vibes

[andyoullhearitagain]

Literally they could have stopped making Deep Space Nine and made seven seasons of this show and I would have been happy.

[mango-dot-yum]

How I feel after saying “y’all” constantly then looking out at generic plant field by my house

[ratatatastic]

the finnish food tasting segment finally dropped and there is quite literally nothing funnier than maffhew who desires the approval and opinion of his great beloved captain in what he considers him an expert in aka finland so honestly does his opinion really matter in the grand scheme of things if sasha doesnt like said food?

match made in terrible eating manner heaven, amen

[notbecauseofvictories]

the real villain of this movie is new york city, because in an alternate universe Patrick Bateman is a radio DJ for some alt station in des moines or detroit, has strong opinions about every album ever released and turns into an insult comic the moment you question those opinions. he's very happy, wouldn't even know what a face peel is.

[girlwiththegreenhat]

beautiful women named tornado warning are texting me 💙

[grimesrot]

krakens

[motionpicturessoundtrack]

alright, after many years(!!), i finally got around to making some reference sheets for the members of my fake band, midwestern horror stories

[dying-suffering-french-stalkers]

why do i feel the sudden urge to try my hand at podfic

[avenin7]

I made an oc!! Meet Milap!

I think this is the first time I’ve ever made an oc with this much depth and backstory. I’m kinda in love with him! I wanted to go with a indigenous name and I believe Milaap is a hindi word so not native american. But I felt like this suited them better (it means unity, togetherness, coming together). She is my favorite bird and I love her so much

[callmearcturus]

My mother was in the car with me while I had on Josh Ritter and she said, "Who IS this," and I said, "Josh Ritter. He sings in a way that reminds me of home," and she asked for a few of his songs.

So here's a primer on Josh Ritter.

The song that caught madre's attention and is a jam: "Getting Ready to Get Down" First Ritter song I ever heard: "The Temptation of Adam" (BRILLIANT ballad, not about what you think) Favorite songs: "The Remnant" and "Harrisburg"*

(*actually my favorite cut of Harrisburg is 8:42 live version from Live at the Iveagh Gardens but I have never met anyone who felt the Emotions I did at hearing it, so I put on the other still-good live version instead)

[eddiemunson-reader-shame]

I don’t think Eddie’s fragile midwestern sensibilities could handle the Tajin/Chamoy combination on a mango. Like I think it genuinely might end him if Latino reader gave it to him.

Like to be honest, I don’t even think he could handle the red sauce from a Taco Bell.

[butcharium]

My main issue with men's clothing has far more to do with fit than style. If anything I love that mens fashion is a bit more boring bc i personally am a bit of a boring butch and I looooove solid & boring clothing in one colour maybe some stripes if I feel daring! However I hate that men's fashing has been haunted by slim fits for so many years now. My grandfather and I have toughly the same shoulder and arms measurements, but he is long and thin and while I'm not short I am fat and squat. His shirts from like the ninties to early two thousands fit better and more consistently than what I've found in any store, but with any of his newer shirts I'm not even remotely able to close them around me:') current movement towards oversized and baggy fashion has improved things somewhat, but in the end just fits a bit weird bc well, it's designed to look oversized and that uses different proportions usually, but at least then I can close the shirt:/

[the-unfortunate-ly]

i miss summer