#but hooooooo boy

[altruistic-meme]

uh oh! i have a bad headache and have to go to work! let's hope i don't kill anyone!

[clockworkcheetah]

hoo boy i tried copypasting the timeloop fic because cryptpad doesnt seem to be able to open rtf files (and when i copypaste straight from the wordpad doc it just removes all the linebreaks/paragraphs idk why) and uhhh the timeloop fic is insanely big and word online is clearly in agony

[shotmrmiller]

Just love when the men (Ghost especially) are self aware that they are awful, greedy, dirty men. Aware that you deserve hands that won't taint you. You're too good. Too nice. Too soft. Aware that normal people wouldn't have fallen for the tiniest scrap of courtesy.

You should absolutely be with someone else.

Too bad he craves that kind of normalcy.

Too bad he saw you first.

i like when they think like that and then once the got you in between their jaws they are not letting go keep fucking dreaming

who cares if they're dirty they'll just sully you too. nbd.

[suckmyarschkarte]

my thoughts and prayers are with pep's therapist

[softheartasaurus]

Not to be a shipper on main, but:

DO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT WITHIN THE FIRST SIX MINUTES OF THE VERY FIRST EPISODE PEOPLE IN CANON ALREADY READ TOA AND FELIX AS AN ITEM

[dullahanblorboposting]

Re: Jax and the NPC theory

I've seen everyone speculating about which of the current TADC cast is most likely to be an NPC, but I don't think any of them are? I think it's much more likely that either

A different NPC is confused for a human in a future episode, and terrifying shenanigans result as expected

We get a flashback of that happening with old former humans who have since abstracted, tying to some of the portraits on the doors maybe?

Or my favorite possibility: I think there is more potential in that line foreshadowing the exact opposite.

What if Caine in a future episode mistakes one of the human members for an NPC? Apparently Gooseworx teased that Jax will be crossing moral event horizon at some point in the series, and to be honest there is no way it involves him slaughtering NPCs. He's a jerk for messing with the other humans' enjoyment in that regard, sure, but the NPCs aren't real and don't matter. He cannot be 'evil' by harming them because there is no true harm done. He's treating the NPCs as the video game characters that they are.

So whatever he does that earns him the crossing-the-line badge has to be something that directly affects one of his fellow humans, the people who ARE real and DO matter. I've seen the idea that he causes someone to abstract somehow and I think that's the only way for him to cross that line.

Wouldn't it be interesting if for some reason something happens that causes Caine to lose track of who is human and who is an NPC momentarily at some point, and for shits and giggles since Jax treats everything so carelessly, he does a bit where he tries to convince Caine that one of the humans is an NPC. Maybe not even thinking anything seriously bad will happen, just in the usual asshole menace type of way, just to freak the victim out. Only for Caine to actually buy it and try to poof them away. But since they're human, the impact of the attempted poof is that they abstract instead? I doubt that will be how it plays out, like if Jax does cause someone to abstract it will probably be because he went too far with his words and mentally breaks them, but like wouldn't that be fucked up? It would be so fucked up.

[t00thpasteface]

i'm only 26 i shouldn't be voluntarily sweeping out the dorm laundry room because it was so messy i couldn't stand it and muttering "it looks like a tornado swept through here" and "were you people raised in a barn" and something about punkass crazy teenagers

[crinkly-spinkly]

The Housekeeper's Guide to Conductor's and Courtship: Chapter 11

Thank y'all for bearing with my slow healing process. Have a very long, and horrendously indulgent chapter.

[kithtaehyung]

[ 3tan11 ] 😗

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a/n: i was niiiiice bc the snippet i initially screenshot was definitely not the same mood LOL but i figured y’all wanted something good🥺💕 anyways I love y’all and I miss y’all so much. Just know that I’m thinking about you all the time.

[robboyblunder]

was sent a really good pinup from an old magazine by a friend and immediately knew I had to redraw it as Jayce because it's what he deserves 💕 (ref linked in replies)

ID in ALT text!

[spinjitsuburst]

So, how are you feeling after the set description leaks?

so totally normal anon why do you ask

[spitblaze]

Tearing my hair out a little after things that have occurred over the last few days so this is a PSA for US citizens who want to renew their passports.

If you want to do it by mail, the forms are completely free on travel.state.gov. If you want to renew your passport online, the official department of state website to do so is mytravel.state.gov. These are legitimate and secure sites made by the US Department of State, every United States .gov domain has to go through federal approval in order to go online. At the moment online passport renewal is still in beta so you can't get it expedited that way, but the only things it can charge you for is the standard $130 for a passport book, $30 for a passport card, $160 for both, and an optional $21.36 for 1-2 day shipping.

Any other site that charges you money for United States passport renewal that isn't registered to a .gov domain is a third party site. At best they will mark up the price for your application so they can take a cut, at worst they will take your personal information and run. If you or someone you know has been a victim of passport or visa fraud, you can go to dsscrimetips.state.gov and report the incident.

This is not me trying to be a fed or a cop or a bootlicker to the department of state, this is me trying to save people time and money and anguish over potentially getting scammed out of their PII. There are a lot of people out there banking on people searching 'online passport renewal' and clicking on whatever link comes up without doing any further research and without looking it up you can't know which are real or which will charge you $200 and not tell you that none of that money will go to your passport fees or which will take your personal and financial info and leave you SOL and if you can save yourself the hassle of dealing with that by just knowing what the ACTUAL, REAL OFFICIAL CHANNELS are then all the better. That's it thank you ✌️

[sea-buns]

IN WHAT WORLD WOULD YOU NOT USE LUCK AGAINST A WISH SPELL MY GUY

THAT WAS ALMOST SO BAD BUD

[chanstopher]

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[fanfic-gremlin-ft-trauma]

This has probably been said before but I really hate/get a laugh out of when people say shit along the lines of:

“Well yeah the Fire Nation was bad and all but they employed female soldiers so at least they weren’t sexist yk 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️”

Like,,,,, my brother in Christ,,,,,

I feel that I don’t even need to explain this but I will.

The Fire Nation from 1-100AG was an imperialist selfish conquest. They committed genocide over one nation, leaving a single survivor. They killed and tortured and traumatised millions of innocent citizens just at the notion that they were ‘spreading their glory’. It was a mass regime that took away culture and community from what was a beautiful and peaceful place to live. The Firelords from Sozin up until Zuko were cruel and autocratic and only wanted what their twisted view of love and fame was from the world. This all continued for one hundred motherfucking years and only came to a stop when the Avatar finally returned, only came to a stop when someone was brave enough, had nothing to lose, was so shamed and guilted by a genocide of their people that wasn’t even his fault. That’s what the Fire Nation was.

So to hear some people say shit like ‘well at least they weren’t sexist’….

Maybe they weren’t. Maybe they did employ female soldiers and treat them like people. But you know who they didn’t treat like people? The rest of the entire fucking world.

They dehumanised the airbenders, made them seem violent and warped their citizens views of them to make sure there was no empathy. They discriminated against the Water Tribes, thought them weak and inferior and didn’t even bother with the South after they’d wiped them out due to their own cockiness. They destroyed and damaged the Earth Kingdom, forever traumatising and devastating so many citizens to the point where some resorted to robbery and murder and crime.

So maybe the Fire Nation itself didn’t treat women unfairly, but they did to the rest of the world. It’s okay to make that as a general statement, but to use that as a justification for everything they did?

Completely fucking insane.

To bring some light to this, one of the responses I could’ve come up with when I saw shit like this was just:

[twilightakiishi]

mr venus telling me the entire lore of dragon quest 9 while i nod unblinkingly at the happy trail peeking out between his sweats and tank top