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(𐙚⋆.˚) late night drives
🕸✮⋆ [taeyong x reader] ...୨♡୧... wc. 800 w. none! fluff ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 .ᐟ
the weight of the dark that surrounded you felt crushing; suffocating as you tossed and turned around the bed, looking for a position that would miraculously turn off the voices that overlapped in your head and reminded you of every single one of your worries. sweat seemed to pool at the nape of your neck, creating an uncomfortable feeling that you just couldn’t shake off no matter how many times you attempted to wipe it away; a moist feeling clinging onto the flimsy tank top you had already changed into in face of the heat.
an exasperated sigh fell off your lips as your eyes opened abruptly, all too awake to have been forcefully closed for the past three hours. you reached for your phone that sat on the nightstand, quickly bracing yourself for the overbearing light of the screen before turning it on. the picture that welcomed you made your heart ease for a moment, your boyfriend’s smiling face and starry eyes greeting you like a warm hug. you stared at it for a few seconds before unblocking the device and doing the only thing that could bring you comfort in moments: talking - or attempting to - to your boyfriend.
ty track 🗣️
tell me youre awake rn please please please
dont prove i'm right💃🕺💃🕺
istg can you call?
no answer was needed when your phone began vibrating, indicating the awaiting call.
“hey baby” taeyong greeted you once you answered, a smile evident in his tired voice. “what are you doing up so late?”
“i can’t sleep,” you sighed, a pout taking place on your lips. “i’ve been trying for hours, i even took pills and everything.”
“oh, i’m sorry, love, that sucks” he spoke once again. it was incredible, really, how only his voice could make your irritation dissipate in a matter of seconds.
“what are you doing awake?” you asked in turn, hugging a pillow closer to your chest.
“i was finishing up that song i’ve been working on, i think it turned out pretty good.” he smiled, making your chest beam with pride.
“i know it did, they always do.” you smiled.
“i have a perfect muse.” the boy answered, his words as heart fluttering as always.
“stop, you’re making me blush,” you spoke, eliciting a giggle from the other line.
“sure i am,” he laughed softly, followed by a couple of seconds of silence before he spoke up again. “get ready, yeah? i’ll pick you up in 10 and we can go on a drive.”
his offer was tempting, even as you looked down to catch the poor excuse for clothes you were wearing.
“sure, i’ll be ready,” you smiled, waiting for his confirmation to hang up the call and stand up to put on a pair of shorts and brush your teeth.
the ten minutes you waited passed by agonizingly slowly, making it seem like an eternity before you heard a knock on your door. you swung it open after checking the peephole and confirming it was your boyfriend.
“hey there, come here often?” the pink haired boy asked, making you roll your eyes as you closed the door behind you and walked up to envelop him in your arms.
“pretty often, i would say.” you muttered, basking on the feeling of his strong arms surrounding your frame, pulling you further into his chest as he left a kiss on your forehead.
“let’s go put you to sleep,” taeyong muttered, breaking apart from you only to open the door of his car, climbing onto his own seat after having secured you in yours. “want to listen to some music?”
you shook your head in response, getting comfortable on the seat as you looked at him. “tell me about your day.” the boy smiled and nodded, beginning to drive as he told you about everything he had done ever since he woke up. you listened intently to his soothing voice - for about five minutes - before your eyes began to feel heavy and your mind became hazy, tenderly leading you to a peaceful slumber.
taeyong looked at you from the corner of his eye after it was silent for a little too long. his lips formed a smile as his heart seemed to burst out in warmth at the sight of you all cuddled up and passed out on the passenger seat of his car.
‘works like a charm’ he thought, slowing down so he could grab the hoodie he had left on the back seat and drape it around your body. his unoccupied hand found its way to one of your own, interlacing your fingers as he turned around the block directly to your house.
★ blue's corner ;; happy 1/27 !! i wanted to post one of the boys and get out of my writers block so this is my official attempt to do that (also an apology for the last ty post). i miss him more than i can describe, TY COME HOME THE KIDS MISS YOU also thank you to my babies vicky and my wife for beta reading<333 ★ taglist ;; @neozon3nha @winwintea @spacejip @dudekiss3r @yizhrt @lyvhie @morkiee @astrasng @taroddori ★ back to the masterlist. ★ please do not copy, adapt or steal any of the content !!! ★ divider by @roseraris
© peterm4rker, 2025
#lee taeyong#taeyong#nct 127#taeyong x reader#lee taeyong x reader#nct 127 x reader#🕸🕷✮⋆˙ peterm4rkerswrld#🕸🕷✮⋆˙ taeyong#nct#nct dream#nct taeyong#nct u#nct wish#wayv#taeyong fluff#lee taeyong fluff#i miss you please come home
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She didn't.
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Spoke too soon, she will ABSOLUTELY be messaging this guy. That kaiju thing is awesome, she must know how he made it. Because he made it, and if he didn't then someone else made it and she refuses to believe anything otherwise. She is not getting into more dangerous magic stuff, nosiree. That is just good CGI. Maybe practical effects, if large ones.
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Steven checked his phone again. It was unholy-hours-at-night-o-clock, but his back was NOT agreeing with the car's seats tonight, so he's probably checked his phone twenty times tonight and every time the clock gets more and more mockingly late. He's a normal person, normal people are up at 2:53 am. This is not at all concerning and he does not need to use more of his dad's money to rent a motel! He is fine. Everything is fine.
Remind him to never think that phrase again. He does a breathing exercise as the pink glow intensifies. Bright pink lights coming from your cheeks aren't exactly conducive to sleep, either.
There's actually a new notification on his phone this time, someone with the URL @luzura. A quick gander at the blog reveals them to be a fanblog for some children's book series. He has no room to judge, he still posts about Crying Breakfast Friends. It's a good show! Once you get past the weird start, at least.
hey!! im just messaging to chat about your arg, its super cool. howd you get it on the news??
He chucked. Not the first time he's gotten that.
After a few attempts at drafting out messages, cleaning typos, and deleting them, he settles on:
hey yeah I know you're probably not gonna believe me but I promise you everything I've posted about has been real. I can, like. send video proof or something. or video call you, if you're comfortable with that. but I promise you it's real, I know it sounds absolutely insane
A bit defensive, but it works. He taps the arrow button.
Three dots pop up after a moment. Then disappear, then reappear.
youre right
i dont believe you
send vids
like float or something
actually no thats too easy to fake. do the shield thing. shapeshift. bring something to life idk
and hold up a peice of paper that says luzura on it so ik its real
*peace sry
*peice
*piece
He supposes that's a healthy suspicion to have.
fair enough, I'll be on it.
He props his phone up on his windshield and turns on the lights of his car. He scrounges around for paper and finds a napkin, which is probably good enough. A quick scribbling of a sharpie later and he presses record.
"Alright, yes, hi. Um. Here's your video. Sorry for the lighting, it's late. What to do... Oh, the napkin, here." He holds up the napkin the wrong way around at first and laughs.
"Hm. I guess... Bubble? I'll bubble it." He bubbles the napkin and nudges it closer to the camera, before pulling it away and resting it hovering over the passenger's seat.
"That's that. Uhh. I'd rather not bring something to life, that's only gone well once and that was more of a resurrection thing anyway. Oh, shape-shifting. Actually, I'd rather not do that either, I'm. Not very good at it. When I want to be, at least. I cannnn heal something? There's grass outside, should be easy enough. You're coming with me."
He grabs his phone and steps outside, rotating the camera at some grass and turning on the flash. "There, see, flora." He roughly grasps some blades and rips em out, tossing them to the side.
He didn't really think through this part, does he spit on them? That's kinda gross. He'll just...
He flips the camera and licks his palm, belatedly realizing this is even more gross, and flips around again to smear it on the dirt.
"Eugh." He scrapes the remaining grome off on the concrete as the grass regrows.
"While I'm at it, I'll just..." He sets his phone down, jumps and hovers in the air for a few seconds, summons his shield, and bubbles himself, all in quick succession.
Steven grabs his phone again. "That good enough?"
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It's been six minutes. Luz is tapping her foot on the ground, how long does it take?
Seven minutes.
The video arrives. It's six minutes long. No time for filters to be added. She presses play.
He wasn't lying.
ideas for a steven universe owl house crossover fic GO
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#.din#.txt#id have to figure out whats up with my ELD kids. but.#idk. ive faked emergencies before. ill do it again.#tomorrows a workday for my meanest students but THEY ALL NEED IT.#on the other hand worst case scenario is i give them another workday#id rather not do that because i only have 4 more classes with them#and ive planned for 2 of them already to be workdays.#ive gotten like. 3/10 projects turned in?#ive gotten ONE from my 4th hour class (only 9 students)#but hey. they dont work even when i AM there.#whatever. im depressed. what else is new.
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Pages from trying to keep a little sketchbook-scrapbook type thing going for two weeks lol. I gave myself specific rules in hopes they might all end up more cohesive/consistent seeming, but alas, scribbly chaos reigns, it seems
#sketchbook#scrapbook#Actually I feel like these are kind of incomprehensible in photo form like.. In person holding the book its easy to look at#but as images on this scale I feel like there's so much tiny little text and small scribles and stuff you'd have to 'right click > open#image in new browser tab > zoom in' just to actually really see the thing. which for 7 images is excessive lol.. so. probably not the best#medium for sharing really but. I suppose I thought they might look cooler lined up next to each other. The whole part of using a#limited color palette is so that maybe they kind of seem to have more consistent color schemes or something throughout. but I dont#know if they look all that 'related' or not. I think these types of challenges I have always sucked at because I am a being of clutter and#excess. I can't just do like one little simple nice looking design and have that Crisp Neat calligraphy with evenhanded perfect lines#and perfect symmetical composition and etc. etc. Like some poeple post very aesthetically clean and cohesive looking sketch#pages or something but I simply cannot hold back the brain impulse to add more. more. more. Fill every single blank space with color#or a little drawing or a sticker or something. I take away 500 things and there are still a million there. Even when I thik I'm being#'simplistic' I'm still usually being 2x more complicated and cluttered than the standard or whatever lol. I guess thats clear from my#outfits/costumes though too. Like whatever that saying is from that person about something like 'before you leave the house take off one#more accessory. you dont need it' for me is like.. 'before you leave the house. add 10 more accessories. and 6 more layers. and another'#AAANyway. I wonder if also maybe some people would try to plan theirs in a way to look good or something or like.. plot things on the page#before placing them. I did sometimes have a theme for a day kind of (like day 10 I ended up finding a few gold and green things and then#was like.. hey... what if I looked for a few other things and only used these colors today') but aside from that I was just slapping down#stickers randomly and working around them to fill the page. Maybe a lot of neat minimalistic asthetic design is about planning and#having a Vision set ahead of time. instead of just complete random whatever. doodling whilst watching youtube videos or eating lunch. It's#a miracle actually I've managed to not spill any food on the book the whole time. anyway.. I do wish the highlighter really showed up. the#scanner kind of makes the colors look VERY different to irl. But also it got much clearer images than just camera pictures of pages. alas..#..Still oddly enjoy the phrase 'Salisbury Steak gently kissed with industrial pollutants'#probably my favorite section of 'gluing random papers and things onto the page' lol#Also I wonder if it's super obvious that I literally never ever use references when I draw (save for the few freakish looking youtube#face sketches) since everyone is always in the same positions and looking very similar ghhb. This could have been a good opportunity to#work on not solely drawing from my mind and try to do more Dynamic Experimental scribbles. NO. Same exact eye for the 90th time#be upon ye. But I guess it was meant to be casual 'daily doodles'. True 'practice' would make it seem too effortful like a full project. hm#(lol the one decimated pencil in the set... never hand me a writing utensil. i will passively destroy it somehow. shaving the sides of a#pencil off with a knife or snapping a pen in half as a nervous fidget without even realizing i've done it. sorry to the drawing implements)
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#hi im j here 2 talk . saw this cow yday so i drew her and now u get 2 say hi#but omffgg my gd i dont know if any of u relate but i feel like my ability to socialize w others#specifically online and speciifically in interest-circles has gotten so much harder for no reason whatsoever#like im just becoming more self conscious ab how i portray myself and its so weird bc like . LIKEE I DONT KNOW like . ok#people r super njce . always super nice and reach out to me and talk w me or i reach out first and they respond and r soo sweet#and something happens in my brain where like . i feel like im suddenly like . inserting myself where i dont belong (not true) but why am i#the bus driver all of a sudden . in all of these situations . me when i just show up like hey#i think i j feel annoying >__< . and i dont want to bother other people but said people r literally never bothered ykwim like Will Reach Out#and im the one that pulls back but 4 no reason . i cant even think ab why i do that .why am i doing this 🧨#so many ppl i want to genuinely befriend in all of these spaces but im self sabotaging soo frwaking bad#literally rn thinking of some dms i left on read bc i panicked or mutuals ive talked w before who im nervous 2 be familiar w . hrmm#anyways . i kind of wish i had the ability 2 just talk to new people and not actually gaf ab the outcome#HELPP .. early tmblr or wcf or devart where u have thirty million friends 2 now where u r too scared 2 say hi to an almost friend .#me problem though . if not alr clear HEJAHHAAHA i think part of my reluctance also stems from the fact that i know i get this way#and so i dont want 2 rope someone else into that insecurity so i try to keep it at an arms length until i fix it#but i think i also know its a longer & more introspective thing to work on so i do need to just try anyways
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adhd comix
#man i dont even have the energy to be mad. im just tired#like. dont u love it when your parents exhibit symptoms of ADHD and your sibling is diagnosed with a learning disability#and instead of thinking oh shit what if the other one has smth too. they subject you to The Horrors#i cant bring myself to hate my parents. but im tired of feeling obligated to defend them when the thing they think is working#isnt actually working and ive just found other ways to cope to avoid any sort of conflict. like lying and stealing. lol#if someone took me aside and said 'hey so your brain doesnt make as much dopamine as usual and its not a bad thing it just means you#need external stimulation and reward system to function and youre not actually secretly fucked up or lazy' as a kid#im pretty sure i wouldnt be here rn with half the problems i already have. unfortunately getting diagnosed late means u dont have a teacher#to back you up at a parent teacher conference that forces your parents to take this shit seriously instead of ignoring it hoping itll#go away on its own. but hey what do i know i have squirrel ipad baby disease. what do i know about my own symptoms#AND. AND i think im allowd to be mad bc ive been doing my own research on this for years before and after diagnosis#theyve been putting me thru the WORST parenting techniques on earth. which they could have corrected at anytime but they were#comfortable thinking they were doing it right and didnt bother to check if they were or werent fucking up their kid in the long run#and refusing to acknowledge it. i just!! they just decided one day hey lets make babies!! and just looked at books on how to make#a human being survive as long as possible!!! what the fuck!!!!#im sorry for putting this on ppls dashes but i am. so tired. of bottling this up. and im not looking for sympathy or anything i just need#to scream and clench my fists to SOMEONE about it because theyre not gonna take this well up the ass. sigh#yapping#vent
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maybe i didnt need to worry about anything, maybe i just had to make the comic
#quail talks#hi 🫶 i am just excited and feeling such euphoria rn#i just wrapped up one of the last pages in this opening scene and im so !!!!!!!!!!#i have about 20 pages ahead sketched and i'm slowly working through it between homework and general life drudge#its so wonderful..........i mean. i knew i always loved comics. this is technically my 4th#but this is my BIG ONE you know. the one i am Coloring. and its longer than 40 pages#the one i want to Periodically Release (i have no idea when i will be- i want to make sure i am far enough into it! backlog!!)#but i do plan on releasing it along the way of producing#i was so so so stressed out about Planning and Scripting and oh goddd is the story even GOOD enough.#hey. claire. (gripping her shoulders) you've been working on this story for 4 years. you have plenty planned and outlined i promise#and the story will continue to change!! im excited to be rangling this beast along the way#i just had to get started and im so glad i have#it might take my 4 more years to complete- but does a story ever finish truly?? its about the process......................................#and i dont need to worry about the story being Perfect- i am only 21. this is not the last story i will ever write lol#it just feels like a door in my brain has been opened that has always been supposed to be opened#i hope you guys like it as much as i do when i do release it :3
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AHHHHHH
#this post brought to you by: me#i. applied for a preapproval letter for a mortgage yesterday. and spoke to a realtor to start finding me houses#i want to move several states away which further complicated things. but the houses there are CHEAP#like under 100k for a 2 bedroom move in ready#anyways i got approved for 80k with a 20k down payment. and im FREAKING THE FUCK OUT#and because i got that pre app letter i have a loan officer calling me today to talk#and we literally work at the same bank so i can SEE that hes active and hasnt read my message#even though its been 45 minutes. KEVIN MESSAGE ME BACK. IM NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO FOCUS UNTIL I DO THIS CALL#AHHHHHHH S C R E A M. it might happening!!!! i might be finally.mov8ng out in a few months!!!#i mgiht be a HOMEOWNER by the end of the year#i have been saving money for this since i was. 16? 17?#ive had a good well paying job since i was 18.#AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH#once i have a house then i start job searching in that area. and start getting really serious about LEAVING my very good job#which is soooo scary. this job was supposed to be my lifelong career. but then everyone fucking moved to other states and left me behind#so theres no point staying here.#i might never have this kind of job security again.#but also my realtor said that theres a lot of bank jobs in that area so maybe itll be easy to find something#on the fence on if i tell my parents that im Making Moves right now#on one hand its hard to not talk about it becuae im STRESSED TF OUT#but on the other hand when i tentatively mentioned the state i want to move to#richard started yelling and swearing el oh el#might be better to wait and avoid the tension as long as possible?#but also i dont know how they can stay angry when its literally my best option#the other places where my friends live either have 0 opportunity and high housing prices. or are even moe liberal than where im going#idk. why do half of my problems come down to “my parents will be mad” like im a 12 year old or something. shit fucking sucks#this is why i want to get out of here#also it feels weird and bad to talk to my friends about how stressed i am about buying a house when all of them are stressed about#not being able to make rent or something. my problems feel like a brag in a really odd and shitty way. but hey!#if this works out maybe ill start being stressed about how im going to make my mortgage payments! :') yay!
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actually im kinda happy with it lol probably because ive given up quite some time ago but yknow. its not that serious.
#thank ye gods of mediocre adult animation shows for doing everything in your might to de-twinkify him i appreciate it 🙏#they gave my man a moustache AND a sugar mommy#insane. ill take it!#if i had a nickel for every time i fixated on an evil little dude with a moustache and a sugar mommy... two nickels indeed#and that's before i even knew he had either of those! its like i have a sixth sense for this lol#hazbin leaks#tagging just in case#anyway i am kinda disappointed they're taking the sillygoofy way out about it when the huge great evil drama had been so heavily hinted at#but they would have fucked it up anyway so all in all i think this was the best Other way out. AND the song slaps. im happy honestly#anyway time to get into something serious again but ngl its kinda fun obsessing over something thats like. still a work in progress.#i dont get that often. fun! just shameless entertainment! (well not completely shameless but oh well. a little shame is good for the soul)#pity they seemed to have dumbed him down and not in a pilot!alastor way but oh well. ive survived worse shit done to my blorbos 💁♀��#wish we could have just have him stay Actually Fucking Evil and yknow. also Actually Scary. i miss his pilot self every day#but like hey. whatever. we just vibin. the version of this show that exists in my head only is soooo good and ive made peace with it already#the actual show is more like a parody of it and its fine. just give me simple music that slaps and some good voice acting and we good
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SORRY. JUST REALIZED I ORIGINALLY SKETCHED THE STUFF FROM THAT LAST WIP POST IN. MARCH.
GODDDD...
#I GUESS MY WRIST FUCKING UP PUT ME FURTHER BACK THAN I THOUGHT#but also like. i was JUST talking about it in chat. i have a comic about the Three Of Them that i wrote in a frenzy in FEBUARY.#by the time i rewrote the dialogue and figured out the ending it was SEVEN FUCKING PAGES. SOLID.#OF JUST SCRIPT.#I STILL HAVENT EVEN FINISHED SKETCHING IT. YOU GUYS ARE NOT SEEING THAT SHIT UNTIL 2024#sometimes an idea of them will grasp me and i will just write the script out in the middle of the night#I realistically. dont even know if you guys are gonna like my scripted stuff.#the first scripted thing i wrote was a yellow&duck comic that im STILL SKETCHING BACKGROUNDS ON#i could be really bad at writing for them. i could totally not get them at all.#but hey!#we'll see when we see I guess#BUT YEAH UH. SORRY FOR LITERALLY ALL I POST BEING WIPS NOWADAYS I AM JUST WORKING ON LIKE 5 DIFFERENT DRAWINGS AT ONCE#STILL TRYING TO GET MY SPRING STUFF DONE. AND ITS ALMOST FALL. SO :]#I JUST CARE SO MUCH ABT THOSE PUPPETS DAWG I HAVE SO MANY IDEAS FOR THEM#I HAVE!!! EVEN MORE DRAWINGS THAT I JUST HAVENT SHARED!!! bc i either made them for something real specific in the discord#or bc theyre phone doodles and i dont think theyre that great. or bc i made them just for a friend and thats like. theirs now kjdhkjdfhs#a lotta times once i finish drawing smth for a friend ill just never post it bft. so its just like. for that one thing and nothing else#ANYWAYS HAPPY 3 AM IM FORCING MYSELF TO GO TO BED#AND I STILL HAVE THE ANIMATIONS#AND THE FANART FOR LIKE 5 FICS I WANNA DO#OHHH GOD CMONNN BRO IM NEVER FINISHING ANYTHING#my postings
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no bond stronger than the one between the only two competent coworkers
#alexa play if you ever leave im coming with you by the wombats#you would think. women who have been sewing longer than ive been alive would know how to do their fucking jobs#and yet every day i am babysitting. i am explaining first day lessons to people who have heard them 100 times#its the not writing her notes on the job for me. its the not even reading my notes and just pestering me while im ran off my feet for me#its the 'hey i am going to need this machine in a minute' (for priority work) 'ok :)' (starts another piece anyway)#i gave her warning and i still ended up standing around waiting to do what was literally a 2 minute task#nyxtalks#sorry thats the rant for today. are you too the competent coworker? do you rage internally when people dont do the sensible fucking thing?#nothing will cure ur imposter syndrome like witnessing what shit other people think is an acceptable standard of work#lads. i think i reached my mean autistic 'things must be done how i expect them to be done' point today to i will not lie#but i did not snap. yall should be SO fucking proud
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on today's episode of 'chey is so incredibly stupid', we have me apparently throwing away the lil battery holder in my svt lightstick 7 years ago when I put it in storage
edit: my friend has an extra holder!! LIFESAVER
#personal#how is that stupid you may ask?#obvs you shouldn't leave batteries in your devices if you're not gonna use them bc the batteries will melt#so obvs you should take them out and dispose the batteries directly#and apparently lightsticks have a lil holder in it that can hold 3 triple A batteries#and i threw the holder away when i took out the batteries 7 years ago#why? idk im apparently very incredibly stupid#and it has not been a problem for 7 years bc i never attended another svt concert since and so never had a use for it#UNTIL TODAY#I AM SEEING SVT IN APPROXIMATELY 28 HOURS AND SO I THOUGHT 'HEY I SHOULD PUT BATTERIES IN MY LIGHTSTICK'#AND MY DUMBASS PUT IN A DOUBLE A BATTERY AND WAS LIKE 'how is this gonna stay up?'#AND OFC IF DIDN'T WORK SO I PULLED UP A TUTORIAL#I NEEDED A TUTORIAL TO PUT IN A FCKING BATTERY 😭😭😭😭😭#AND THEN FROM THERE I REALIZED I NEEDED TO PUT 3 AAA BATTERIES IN THE HOLDER#EXCEPT THAT I HAVE NO HOLDER 😭😭😭#okay i got it out of my system now but#tmr im gonna show up with a v1 carat bong that is discoloured from being stuck in a box for 7 years#AND it's not even gonna be lit bc i dont have the holder to put the batteries in#so everyone around me is gonna be like 'are you carrying a fake caratbong?'#and I'm gonna reply 'no i am just really stupid'#edit: so my friend has an extra holder (thank goodness) so im gonna buy batteries and hope for the best#if it still doesnt work then it's not meant to be <3#maybe I'll get noticed for being a psychopath waving an unlit lightstick 😭
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It always seems a bit unbalanced on The Great Food Truck Race when there will be multiple teams who are cooking a wide variety of complex dishes with 10 different components and a bunch of prep work, and then there's that one team who like... exclusively serves plain crepes with some premade nutella on them, or plain waffles with just some whipped cream and cut up strawberries lol...
#AND then they'll be the winning team or whatever and its like... wow... imagine that... I wonder how its possible that they can get#more dishes out faster than the other teams... hrrmm.... lol#Not that they aren't still doing work like. obviously it's still hard and there's still a sales component and other stuff to be done#but It's just kind of unbalanced seeming when one group is serving like grilled shrimp sandwich with 3 homemade sauces and a#slaw and two sides and the other people are like... slicing fruit and drizzling a bottle of hersheys chocolate syrup on top of some thing#they just threw in a waffle maker for a few minutes#You see the footage of the teams cooking and everyone is like prepping a ton of different things and meat and vegetables and they have#boiling pots and pans and fryers going and tossing stuff in bowls and compiling these multi component dishes#and then That One Team is always just casually slicing bananas or doing some whipped cream in a bowl gbjhbhj#They usually dont even make their own caramel or chocolate sauces or anything. Nutella out of a jar babey!#So all you're really Making is like... whipped cream. and some sort of batter (waffle. crepe. etc)#If I got placed in a competition like that and I found out one of my opponents just sold waffles or pancake sticks or etc#like that I would just be like... okay.. I'm out then. bye. OR I would pivot and be like.. right I shall remove all complexity from my menu#whatsoever and just start selling plain balls of fried dough with powdered sugar or plain fries with nothing on them or something lol#update: OH my god.. one of these teams on a newer season is selling a 'bonus add on' where you can add#cinnamon sugar and caramel syrup (possibly not even home made by them???? just from a bottle) for $5 extra on your order#If I bought a $12 waffle from a food truck and they were like 'hey do you want to upgrade? for only $5 we'll drizzle a teaspoon#of caramel and sprinkle a little sugar and cinnamon on there!' I feel like I would cancel my order and walk away.#that is a $1 add on at MOST.. for a freaking DRIZZLE of caramel sauce LOL#and of course this team is in the top 3... squirrel.... come ON...#Which I know all these shows are fake and bad and whatever. I dont watch them seriously. I think I liked the first few seasons#but then anything past like season 4 (or whenever they started having established people who already ran food trucks on there#instead of taking a bunch of peope who had never run a food truck before and giving them one - which is a much more equal footing#premise to me) I have just been increasingly annoyed at and I really just have the show on for background noise#whilst doing chores or something and am not genuinely paying that much attention but... my god.. At least try to pretend its fair lol#WHICH I KNOWW... you can say 'well the other teams could do similar if they wanted.' or blah blah. tehcnically it's THEIR choice to#make stuff from scratch and not sell a bunch of packaged frozen chicken wings dropped into a fryer over a shitty 6min waffle or etc.#but... I will never respect a $5 for 1tbsp of caramel sauce type of situation.. even if they win.. you will always be losers in my heart#So many teams with real cooking skill & good concepts go home to the 'slap nutella on fried dough' people... how...
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hey capitalism and worldwide monopoly is fun HUHHH?????
#gots to love a world led by rich fucks that need to control everything and cause major worldwide issues when One issue arises#i cannot even with this im just so many feelings that it boils down to staring baffled and unsurprised while laughing maniacally omfg....#.....this world sucks gahahahahagaghagahaahfucjcguguhghh#mAYBE SOMWTHING WILL CHANGE.#mAYBE THIS WILL PROVOK3 ***SOMETHINGGGG***#crowdstrike#jfc i am glad i dont work in medical anymore..#hey maybe overworking ppl (coders specifically here) is also a factor huh.....hlk m m....#sOMETHING HAPPEN. PLEAAASE.
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just a heads up mutuals i have the vid and it is knocking my immunocompromised ass out. wont be as active these couple of days, but pls feel free to tag me in stuff u want me to see and respond to when i am! 🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾
#cant even write bc joint pain but i am thinking up a lot of sick miller hcs#just so sad bc i got vaxed like two weeks ago and wear masks all the time bc i KNEW covid would be bad for me#and now i have to miss so much work and ill have no money for the holidays bc i dont get paid for breaks yet#i probably got it from one of my coworkers or my kids#but i also couldve easily picked it up by all the people that dont decide to get vaxed or mask up#bc they think covid is just normal now#when its killing people and causing longterm respiratory and brain damage in people and kids 🤪#but hey its cuffing szn am i right#to mutuals#covid
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for such a supposedly major fan of the national I sure mishear a lot of their lyrics 💀
#i thought sea of love started 'when you say you love me jump/how am i supposed to know'#but its not jump its joe. who tf is joe idc the lyric doesnt work as well when hes in it#also later on theres a repeated bit that i thought goes 'angel sorry i hurt you but they say love is a virtue dont they'#which makes SENSE bc angel virtue etc. but its not angel hes saying 'hey joe' THIS GUY AGAIN????? GET OUT UR RUINING IT FOR ME 👉#i know what the correct lyrics are in my heart. even if the band themselves dont <3#also in anyones ghost i thought he says 'i dont worry abt u' but its not its 'i dont want anybody else' STOP MUMBLINGGG#that one does make more sense tho matt berninger loves to sing abt how bad he wants whoever he just broke up with#every album has at least one track with a line like that#listening to a lot of anyones ghost lately....#me when i have a hole in the middle where the lightning went through it told my friends not to worry....... been there girl#YOU SAID IT WAS NOT INSIDE MY HEART IT WAS!! YOU SAID IT SHOULD TEAR A KID APART IT DOES!! DIDNT WANNA BE YOUR GHOST!!#i havent listened to much of the national the past 2 weeks thats how u know i was Truly in mental anguish#now im back on listening to an album of theirs every morning i feel like myself again 😚#anywayyy.. sitting outside work in the sun enjoying my last fresh air for the next 8 hours.... they dont even let me out at lunch 😔#happy friday everyone we'll get thru today 💪💪💪💪#.diaries
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