#but he was like 4 lbs MAX

[hawkzeyes]

really hoping things get better for you. you're a cool person.

Thank you anon 🥹 you’re very sweet. I am ok. I got to say goodbye even if it was just over FaceTime and I have so many pictures of my little gremlin. I’ll miss him but it’s the circle of life. I appreciate you v much for checking in 🫶

[mekatrio]

waitt i just realized no wonder lotus has been stressed as hell.. cuz if the exit is a 9 door, itll be hard as hell for her to leave..... i think..

[irodimww]

Blindy and Bunster Headcanons

SHOUTOUT TO @fawncr33k FOR INSPIRING ME TO MAKE A POST OF MY HC’S OF THE SILLIES !! (I’ve always wanted to make an HC post omg) thanks y’all for liking the silly jester and carnivore bnnuys !!

BLINDY HEADCANONS

＞FIRST WITH BLINDY’S PERSONALITY OMG: For a quick rundown, he’s cold, distant, private/secretive, very “guardian-like” (but in a dark way), grim, serious, blunt, kinda antisocial, strategic (I’d give a lot more details but we’d be here all day SOBBING)

＞ Blindy’s favorite color is red!! (reminds him of meat)

＞ He is a carnivore! I like to imagine him with fangs/sharper canines due to eating meat

＞ His ears can pick up the most quiet of noises from the farthest of distances away! He’s very fast, and can run in very quiet, quick footsteps. He also has a very strong sense of smell!—Although he has a very dull sense of taste, and his body has been trained throughly to practically not sense any sort of pain.

＞ He is immune to alcohol! I feel like Blindy has a really odd immune system after being in the void (the place he’s first introduced in the secret post-credit scene) and therefore he either is immune, or has a really strong tolerance to alcohol

＞ Blindy is 4’8 ft tall

—— (JorgeWrites, one of the developers of The Bunny Graveyard, actually said that Blindy was a short king—although he never confirmed an actual height sooooo-)

＞ He is very lightweight; as in he weighs very lightly! Being in the void for a long time (in which I headcanon him having stayed there for like, ATLEAST A SOLID 10 YEARS) has him probably at around 80 lbs in weight. ＞ HE DOES NOT SLEEP; from my HC of him staying in the void for 10 years, he probably has gotten used to almost never sleeping—if he does sleep, he either sleeps while standing up and only sleeps half an hour (max time he spent resting was 8 hours probably).

＞ He’s very alert and pays attention to all of his surroundings at all times. He also has the ability to hold his breath for long periods of time and stay very still; very silent! Although, he can’t relax—his regular state is just being alert and highly attentive on everything.

＞ Blindy’s main weapon of choice is a sword! He likes slashing targets with his sword rather than stabbing. The sword itself is very long (almost like a katana!) but it looks like the sword from the SWORD Area of 4/1/1992 (I suggest playing that free mini game btw! It hints at a lot of things of The Bunny Graveyard as a whole)

＞ Blindy hates any sort of physical touch, you touch his shoulder? He’ll slap your hand away. The farthest he’s gotten with someone in physical touch is literally hand holding—also for anyone who’s curious NAWWW HE’S NEVER HAD A ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP IN HIS LIFE

＞ Blindy’s Aromantic in my eyes, he has no interest in romance and doesn’t feel any sort of romantic attraction to anyone he’s ever met lol. (I should also quickly say this that NAW he is not in love with Bunster in regards to Blindybun, I’ll explain more about their dynamics in a different post)

＞ He doesn’t really swear a lot, but when he does it’s usually in small doses—to emphasize a point. He picks his words carefully; thinking before speaking ! ＞ He doesn’t lie, but he tends to not give the truth very easily. He has a skill in avoiding and deflecting questions about himself.

★彡 I’m gonna stop the Blindy HC’s right there because WE STILL HAVE TO TALK ABOUT MY SECOND FAVORITE SILLY, THE JESTER OF ALL TIME, BUNSTER !!! ★彡

BUNSTER HEADCANONS:

＞ Bunster’s personality is EASY: egotistical/prideful, vain, arrogant, grandiose, attention-seeking, VERY AGGRESSIVE, temperamental, eccentric, probably has a superiority complex, a major asshole, very petty, bossy, heartless, cruel, (I COULD SAY SO MUCH ABOUT HIM OMG)

—— (ElPichon, a developer of The Bunny Graveyard, also confirmed Bunster being a “bad kind of asshole”, in which he rated him a 9/10 for how much of a jerk he is)

＞ He is 5’8 ft tall (He is confirmed to be shorter than Kiwi, who the developers said was around 6’0 ft tall!)

＞ His main weapon of choice are daggers! He specifically dual-wields a pair of daggers and has a lot of throwing knives on him, not to mention he takes great pride with his GREAT SKILL of using knives

＞ He is the type to want to steal the spotlight off of anyone else and want everyone to pay attention to just him—if he doesn’t get that attention he starts getting into a tantrum and gets violent

＞ He is VERY heartless. He’s an irredeemable asshole that loves no one but himself, and he will use or push down others in order to get himself to the top. He has a VERY small capacity to care for others, but usually whenever he cares about another person it’s for his own benefit—usually.

—— (ElPichon on a stream once had actually said that Bunster had no love in him.)

＞ He LOVES pointing at other peoples’ insecurities and making fun of others to put himself up (in reality he has a big insecurity about his own strength and power)

＞ He falls for flattery very easily, and always craves for compliments—any criticism, however, will probably result in him throwing a knife at you

＞ He doesn’t really make “true relationships” (because he believes he’s already the best on his own and that he doesn’t need others). Because of this he kinda ended up being incredibly lonely, but he’s too prideful to want to let others into his personal life

＞ Bunster is outwardly homophobic (so that others don’t make fun of him) but secretly FRUITY AS HECK. He is ?? So secretly fruity. He’s either a closeted gay or a closeted bisexual in my head LMAO (this is a meme).

＞ He is VERY hypocritical. Along with being a hypocrite, he is the type to CONSTANTLY lie. You cannot trust this guy in keeping his word or telling the truth, he’s gonna lie and betray you the moment you’re weak

＞ Feel like I haven’t said this yet—Bunster is physically strong, and is actually the strongest in his circus (I HC him being the self-appointed leader because he’s the most powerful of his group). He values strength over intelligence, and is not one to strategize—more so he just tries to pulverize and overwhelm his enemy with brute strength.

＞ He has a really distorted image of himself and holds himself to the highest of standards. The moment his image is cracked he lashes out and gets very pissed off—bro just doesn’t want to accept that he’s weaker than someone else (Blindy COUGH COUGH)

＞ Bunster isn’t really the type to compromise, if he wants something, he wants all of it—not part of it or not some of it, all of it. He’s also very demanding and impatient with what he wants.

＞ Lastly, he is NOT into romance, he wants none of the cuddly, strawberry sweet fluff. He just wants a rush of adrenaline bro (cue in his most favorite hated enemy Blindy)

★彡 I think I’m gonna stop here for tonight omg (2 hours of writing HC’s on tumblr, damn) ANYWAY IF YALL HAVE ANY HEADCANONS ABOUT BLINDY AND BUNSTER FEEL FREE TO PING ME !! (Explosion)

NONE OF MY HEADCANONS THAT AREN’T BACKED UP BY STATEMENTS OF THE DEVS ARE CANON BY THE WAY!!!!

by the way THIS IS FICTIONAL; i don’t support people like bunster in real life (just needed to put this in in case people were somehow thinking I liked heartless assholes in real life which I DO NOT—)

[universaltribalsimp]

Name: Negascruff (nega + megastar + scruff)

Type: Normal/Fighting

Category: Big Puppy Pokemon

Height: 1'02" (0.36 m)

Weight: 19.5 lbs (8.85 kg)

Gender Ratio: 50% male, 50% female

Ability: Moxie (HA: Acknowledgment - Prevents opposing Pokémon from fleeing from battle)

Learnset: Tackle, Lick, Baby-Doll Eyes, Endure, Crunch, Roar, Bite, Submission, Superpower

Dex Entries:

Despite its size, Negascruff can hit like a truck. A tackle from this Pokemon can bring down the strongest of doors.

This little fella tries its hardest to prove itself to humans and fellow Pokemon. Most just want it to go away forever.

It is said that this Pokemon was once part of a trio of vigilantes. After a horrible betrayal, it chooses to fight alone.

A few people adore Negascruff, but the vast majority couldn't care less to put it lightly. This rubs the poor guy the wrong way.

Stats:

HP: 65

Atk: 70

Def: 40

Sp.Atk: 40

Sp.Def: 40

Speed: 45

Total: 300

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Negascruff evolves into Fallenine starting at level 35 while holding the Golden Belt.

The Golden Belt is an item that gives the holder a 60% chance of landing a critical hit but drains 1/10 of the holder's HP each turn.

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Name: Fallenine (fallen + canine + "fall in line")

Type: Dark/Fighting

Category: Fallen Hero Pokemon

Height: 4'11" (1.50 m)

Weight: 139.7 lbs (63.4 kg)

Gender Ratio: 50% male, 50% female

Ability: Acknowledgment (HA: Moxie)

Learnset: Crunch, Lick, Body Slam, Sucker Punch, Hammer Arm, Fake Tears, Fly, Submission, Night Slash

Dex Entries:

After Negascruff acquired the Golden Belt, that's when it snapped. It forces everyone around to acknowledge it.

This Pokemon wants nothing more than the world's attention and respect. It will even resort to beating it out of anyone.

It's said that the years of trauma and torment transformed Negascruff into Fallenine. The Golden Belt was just the final push.

No matter how much this Pokemon despises the world for how it treated it, there's still a part of it that wants to do right.

Stats:

HP: 80

Atk: 85

Def: 50

Sp.Atk: 75

Sp.Def: 60

Speed: 70

Total: 420

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Fallenine evolves into Luponic at level 45+ after landing 4 critical hits using the move "Morality Punch" without the Golden Belt.

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Name: Luponic (Canis lupus + Byronic)

Type: Fighting/Dark

Category: Grey Hero Pokemon

Height: 6'03" (1.91 m)

Weight: 287.3 lbs (130.3 kg)

Gender Ratio: 50% male, 50% female

Ability: Moxie (HA: Acknowledgment)

Learnset: Crunch, Lick, Fly, Facade, Taunt, Submission, Superpower, Body Slam, Hyper Fang, Drain Punch

Signature Move: Morality Punch

Category: Physical

Type: ---

Power: 95

Accuracy: 100%

PP: 5 (max. 8)

After powering up, the user punches the target. This move is either Fighting or Dark type, depending on which deals more damage to the target.

Dex Entries:

Those who break away from the Golden Belt's influence can become Luponic. It still has a rough edge, but now it uses that for good.

This Pokemon is still as big a menace it was as Fallenine. The difference is that its dark nature is used against bigger evils.

The punches of Luponic are practically unparalleled. Fueled by its conflicting morality, a single punch can knock out the strongest of Pokemon.

Despite its dark nature, Luponic is a loyal and loving Pokemon to those it considers its family. It just takes a lot of love and understanding.

Stats:

HP: 100

Atk: 130

Def: 95

Sp.Atk: 95

Sp.Def: 80

Speed: 100

Total: 600

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In the words of Agent Stone, he's back. HE'S BAAAAAAAAACK!!

After losing the Undisputed title at WrestleMania 40 and being MIA since then, the Original Tribal Chief makes his grand return at SummerSlam! And he even came out with the WM40 version of his theme, which might be better than the original, but more on that in a little bit. I've tried making a Pokemon based on Roman Reigns a couple of times in the past… with awful results. This time around, however, I think I can say with full confidence that this is my Tribal Chief as a Pokemon. And it's my first pseudo-legendary too!

So the main thing that inspire me to make this kind is the first place is WM40 version of "Head of the Table" - officially named "I Am Greatness". It has a sort of antihero/last-minute hero vibe to me. Like just when all hope seems lost, this guy shows up. He may not be a typical hero, but damn it, he's here to help. As you can see, the entire line is based on a dog. I wasn't looking at any particular breed of dog, but Negascruff does give off husky energy, while Luponic is basically a grey wolf. However, they're not just regular dogs. They're Hainus, winged dogs from Japanese mythology. Just as menacing to humans as wolves, but are capable of becoming loyal and loving pets. The entire line also references stock superheroes with the mask-like pattern around the eyes, while the multiple stripes along their right eyes is a clear nod to Roman's tattoos. And of course, they all share the same clipped ear because nothing screams Fighting-type like scars and clipped ears.

But now let's go over each Pokemon one by one. Negascruff is based on the "Big Dog" run when the WWE was trying SO DESPERATELY to push Roman as the big face of the company and the fans weren't having it. And that's putting it lightly, just as lightly as the dex entries explain. Hell, even the name is kinda messed up. Combining "scruff" with "nega" (denoting the negative counterpart of a unit of measurement) and "megastar", it's pretty much saying he's not a star, but he's trying so hard to convince everyone that he is. And you know what's funny? I gave Negascruff blue eyes, almost forgetting that Roman wore blue contacts at the time, which is something I'm sure a lot of us will never understand.

Now things get a little scary once the Golden Belt gets involved. As you can probably tell, the Golden Band is the Pokemon version of the Undisputed title with some mild corruptive properties. Remember the Smackdown after Roman faced Jey Uso in an "I Quit" Match at Hell in a Cell 2020 and Jey was like "This title got you trippin', Uce!"? That's what I had in mind when crafting up the Golden Belt. I also thought of the same episode when Roman told Jey to "fall in line", which sounds pretty similar to the name "Fallenine". Speaking of Fallenine, it's based on Roman's "Tribal Chief" run with those red diamonds representing the Ula Fala Roman wore at the PLEs. It also takes on a more demon-like appearance with its red eyes, bat-like wings, and its ears turning into horns. The reason for that is to allude to the concept of "fallen angels". Negascruff was just a lonely and traumatized little guy trying to prove himself, but the world just shutting him down and like one of the dex entries states, he just snapped. You can only push good people so far before they finally decide to push back.

And finally, we have Luponic, which is probably my favorite of the trio. However, this is when the source of inspiration gets a little personal. Luponic is based on Roman's "Original Tribal Chief" run… which barely even started, but it's more based on how I think this version of Babyface Roman would act. I don't think he's gonna be a straightforward babyface. I think he's gonna be more of an antihero of sorts. He's still gonna be a menace, but it's just to the bad guys now. And that's exactly what Luponic is: a hero whose morality lies somewhere in the middle, but still doing some good. Its design references this even further by combining the colors of the good-natured Negascruff and the absolute menace Fallenine, as well as fusing their wings. After all, things aren't always black and white.

And now to decide what to give Luponic - a Mega Evolution or a Gigantamax form?

[stromuprisahat]

I think Zoya was a good soldier overall, not quite there as a leader but as a soldier, she was essential enough for Aleksander to want to manipulate her. He doesn't just employe 4-5 the post powerful grishasTM, he has an entire army at his command so him wanting Zoya who is strong physically (power wise) and also is herself good at manipulating people too to be on his side is a smart decision really.

Gods, I really have to disagree with all of this.

She wasn't a good soldier, since that one is expected to obey without questioning. Decision making is their superior's job. Show Zoya disobeyed on the skiff, book Zoya while hunting "her" amplifier. In both cases she was jealous of Alina enough to "magically" attack her at training grounds, although soldier should recognize another's strategic importance. What if she cracked Alina's skull in some unfortunate way? Dead Sun Summoner, and useless amplified Squaller offended that daddy doesn't love her the best.

I'd also love to see that manipulation. Sure, she "remembers" the Darkling told her the exactly same sentence he told Alina, but to be fair- she's lying about other stuff too, and why would he tell an ordinary, albeit promising, Squaller they're going to change the world?! How many of those did he meet in his long, long life?! Nah, Zoya's re-writing other events (slaughter of "Second Army") we had the chance to witness, of course the man she was looking up to just HAD TO notice her too! The girl has daddy issues so grand her next target is a fucking dragon. And unless LB retcons the hell out of it, Zoya should pay for her lack of growth by her own body and mind.

The Darkling is also described to be constantly on the move, while Zoya was about a year out of school, and stationed at the Fold. Not much contact if you ask me, and even when studying in Little Palace- how likely is it that Aleksander will make more time for Zoya than the fucking Sun Summoner?! He talked to Alina like once a month max., and most of those were a combination of unplanned meeting and him being happy to run away from his nagging mother. I know people like to throw around the word "manipulation", but a good one-on-one manipulation requires time and contact. Especially if you want to be certain of the result.

I also cannot remeber a single example of Zoya being good in it?! She's about as subtle as a rock through a glass window, she can't even fake being interested in negotiations with people she doesn't like! How is she supposed to act sneakily and hide her true intentions in such a delicate matter?!

If you asked me why did the Darkling "favour" her, he saw powerful Grisha with strong need to prove herself, able to gain enough skill to be worth officer training. Time would show her best use in practice, but so far she's too rash for leadership and too careless for closer cooperation. The Fold was a safe option. Her enemy is pretty straightforward- volcra, if anything. I also wouldn't risk her near the front or borders in general, and certainly not anywhere near more "delicate" positions. I certainly wouldn't call her "essential". That was Ivan. Genya even. Likely other characters we've never been introduced, because we've never seen his side and inner workings of an actual Second Army.

[jellybeans-moss-patch]

so in Supernatural that one guy in the final episode of season 5 drinks 4 gallons of demon blood in like max 20 min (implied to be within 5 min or less). and apparently the actor weighs 220 lbs. Blood weighs 1.04 pounds per pint. So that means that he drank 33.28 gallons aka OVER 15% OF HIS BODY WEIGHT. IN LIKE MAX 20 MIN.

[khaleesiofalicante]

Also if I was ever to string enough sentences together to be called a fic I would 100% do a 5+1 UN Alec bailing on Obama for his family (primarily his baby and babygirl tbh)

Something like:

1. that time Max was unreachable for 48 hours and it turned out he just got engaged

2. Minnie’s ‘first’ date and of course her dad has a certain boy to introduce himself to

3. Magnus got new lingerie, no further explanations

4. Rafe and some binder that goes missing at work that is apparently classified

5. ‘Sir, a miss Jung is here and asking for you. She doesn’t have an appointment but-�� featuring a very scared intern

+1 The LB & Obama family picnic ☺️

That’s all folks. Keep these in your memory somewhere cause they all just my big ideas but who knows 🙃

Need this fic like air 😍😍😍😍😍😍

[concook20]

Wild Kratts Headcannon! (2) (OC)

Nigel/Antonio/Andrew/Susan

OC: 2/???

Antonio Martinez Sanchez

Age: 40

Gender: Male

Sexuality: Bisexual

Birthday: February 27th

Zodiac Sign: Pisces

Height: 5' 4"

Weight: 134 lbs

Body Shape: Fit, a bit of a rectangular body, but fit

Favorite Color: Orange

Verts: Extrovert

Phobia: Acrophobia (Fear Of Heights)

Hobbies: Cooking, Hunting, and Fishing

Backstory

Even if his past is normal, he hasn't come out to his homophobic mother, who thought he was straight... She isn't half wrong, but still. He has a twin brother, which he hated deeply, due to him being favored by their mother, but Antonio, even if he was hurt, was a daddy boy by heart, where he taught him how to shoot and such, and even introduced him to Nigel when the four went out hunting together. He doesn't mind hunting, but most of the time, he feels bad for the baby animals when they kill a parent.

Voice Actor

Like Nigel, he's also voiced by a character from The Amazing Digital Circus, but this one is voiced by Little Arms, aka Max, aka Hamish Plaggemars!

Family and Relationships

Like I said, he has a mother issue, but he also hasn't found a relationship considering the fact he can act nervous and embarrass himself, mostly, so it's difficult for him to find love.

He loves his friends, Nigel and Andrew, though, most of the time, Andrew can scare him sometimes, but Nigel seems to calm him down... Mostly.

He adores Nigel's daughter, even acts like a godfather to her, which makes him also protective and would shank a bitch for her.

For the villains, he likes to hang out with Zach, but it's mostly because his inventions are pretty cool, even being impressed by Khris, who is the first android he met. He loves to be a model for Donita whenever she needs it, cause it makes him feel ✨bonita!✨ He likes Gourmand's meal, but he also mentions he's like Gordon Ramsay due to his cooking, which makes him mad.

For the Kratt Crew, he actually likes the brothers since they're like his friends, but he still has to hate them. He doesn't really know Aviva, Koki, and JZ, since when it's a battle for the animals, he only sees Martin and Chris.

Facts For Antonio

Antonio is a professional to walk in performing heels.

Antonio enjoys dancing to any spanish music, to the point he dances to music like Spicy Margarita.

He has a thing for Pedro Pascal, but like, who hasn't?

Antonio isn't a brony, but he does watch My Little Pony after he got hooked when he babysat Nigel's daughter.

Even if he's shy, Antonio is oblivous to any and all romantic interest someone may show them.

Antonio has abandonment issues after a time his mother left him at a store for almost a day, until his dad came home from work.

Antonio is not good with social cues.

Antonio, unofficially, became the mom friend of the group to Andrew, cause God knows, he'll need it.

That's all for now, if you guys have any questions, please comment down!

[eltriador]

GENERAL DETAILS.

FULL NAME :  Léon Antonio Sepúlveda Castillo . NICKNAME(S) : Lee . NAME MEANING : Léon - lion , Antonio - Spanish form of Antonius , Sepúlveda - derived from the Spanish to bury , Castillo - Spanish cognate of castle . AGE : Appears about 38 . DATE OF BIRTH : October 24 , 1939 . PLACE OF BIRTH : Mérida , Yucatan , Mexico . CURRENT LOCATION : Tecate , California , United States of America . ETHNICITY : Mexican , Filipino . GENDER : Cis man . PRONOUNS : He / Him . SEXUAL ORIENTATION : Heterosexual . ROMANTIC ORIENTATION : Heteromantic . RELIGION : Catholic , non - practicing but he is spiritual . OCCUPATION : Blacksmith by trade , gunsmith . Former US Army Specialist . EDUCATION LEVEL : High school diploma , training provided by the United States Army . Lee has a certification and license to legally blacksmith . EXTRACURRICULAR : Fixing and tuning all sorts of vehicles including cars , trucks , and motorcycles . The occasional video game ... with a preference for arpg's ( he's been going hard at diablo iv , don't @ him ) and the occasional shooter . Social drinking . LIVING ARRANGEMENTS : A modest 2 bedroom 1.5 bath house . He uses a shed for his smithing work and his decor is simple . His house is clean , thankfully he's not a slob , but it looks very bare bones as far as personality goes .  FINANCIAL STATUS : More well - off than he looks . He lives modestly .  SPEAKING VOICE AND ACCENT : His voice is a touch higher in tone than one might expect at a first glance of him , however it is by no means high . Lee has a California-Mexican accent ... which is to say , he was born in Mexico and raised for a good chunk of his life first in Oakland , Cali and later in Tecate . He never lost his accent , but it's not as thick as it once was when he lived in Mexico and spent time around family . SPOKEN LANGUAGES : Spanish , English . VOICECLAIM : Clayton Cardenas .

PHYSICAL APPEARANCE, ETC.

FACECLAIM : Clayton Cardenas .  HAIR COLOR AND STYLE : Dark brown , nearly black . The back and sides have a gradual fade shaved into them while the top is longer . He typically slick it back . He also sports a well - maintained beard around his chin , with scruff along the rest of his face . COMPLEXION : Tan skin , without blemishes . However he does look a little older than he is .  EYE COLOR : Dark brown . EYESIGHT : 20 / 20 . HEIGHT : 6'3" .  WEIGHT : 193 lbs . BODY AND BUILD : Lee is , for lack of a better descriptor , built like a brick shithouse . He's tall , broad , and muscular . He works out rigorously to keep in shape and has a carefully regimented diet to compliment his calorie and protein intake . All to say --- he's a large and physically imposing man .  TATTOOS : Tattoos cover his chest , his left bicep and forearm as well as his inner arm , and his right inner forearm . He has none on his back . They are all varying in personal meaning and aesthetic . PIERCINGS : None presently . Ask him about the dare during service , though .   CLOTHING STYLE : Loose , worn jeans & old work boots , flannel shirts buttoned all the way up his neck but rolled to the quarter - sleeve , zip - up hoodies and fat silver rings adorning his fingers . A long and obnoxious wallet chain . A well - worn leather jacket . DISTINGUISHING CHARACTERISTICS : Oddly soft eyes that are disarming , but can turn fierce in an instant . Dog tags tucked often into his shirts . Neatly coiffed facial hair and slicked back hair . Silvered scars across his neck , arms , chest , back , legs , fingers . SIGNATURE SCENT : Warm earth , crushed fall leaves , leather , nicotine , musk and regular - scented Old Spice .

HEALTH.

MENTAL DISORDER( S ) : Unaddressed PTSD . It's theorized he has some form of anger management issue , as well . PHYSICAL DISORDER(S) :  None . ALLERGIES : Seasonal , mostly tree pollen . SLEEPING HABITS : Stomach sleeper . Because of military conditioning he often goes 4 hours at a pop with a max of 6 . EATING HABITS : A bit of a health nut . Lee is big on proteins and healthy meals , but indulges in red meat when he can . He loves a nice steak , and he'll swear by his mother's home made tamales . SOCIABILITY : A bit of a chatty Cathy in the right settings , Lee is known to be serious with a streak of dark humor and sarcasm to him . If you're someone he's closer or more comfortable with he's hardly ever serious , but his delivery is mostly dry . BODY TEMPERATURE : Considering he's a werewolf , his average body temperature is about 105 . ADDICTIONS : Nicotine and caffeine . DRUG USE : Smoke a little weed when he was a teenager but quickly grew out of it . ALCOHOL USE : Socially , but if he's going to indulge it's going to be with alcohol .

PERSONALITY.

POSITIVE TRAITS : Adaptable , attractive , challenging , charismatic , driven , detail - oriented , focused , passionate , precise , & thorough . NEGATIVE TRAITS : Aggressive , brutal , destructive , dominating , flighty , malicious , narcissistic , sarcastic , unhinged , & vindictive . LIKES : Guns , cigarettes , time alone but also social time , clubbing , his bike , cats , heavy summer rain and thunderstorms, autumn , black coffee , & women . DISLIKES : Fake people , politics , kids ( loves his , doesn't like other people's ) , loud mouths , winter , hybrid cars , heights , romance films , country music , & emotional commitment . FEARS : Heights . HABITS : Smoker ( pack - a - day kind ) , excessive coffee - drinker , tends to bounce his leg when he's irritated . GOALS AND AMBITIONS : Just to live , man . ASTROLOGY : Scorpio , but miss him with astrology of any kind . PERSONALITY TYPE : ESTP-A , Entrepreneur . MORAL ALIGNMENT : Chaotic Neutral . HOGWARTS HOUSE : Fuck JKR. ELEMENT : Fire . PRIMARY VICE : Lust , wrath . PRIMARY VIRTUE : Diligence . WEATHER : Heavy summer rain and thunderstorms . COLOR : Dark purple and black . MUSIC : Playlist . MOVIE : Alien , Kill Bill .  BOOK : Ender's Game . SPORT : No . BEVERAGE : Coffee , Whiskey straight . FOOD :  Chicken and cheese tamale's , courtesy of his mom . ANIMAL : Cats. SEASON : Fall .

FAMILY, RELATIONSHIPS, ETC.

MOTHER : Laura Antonia Castillo Espinosa . FATHER : Jaime Oscar Sepúlveda Montillo ( deceased ) . SIGNIFICANT OTHER : Mariela Torres Jimenez ( fiancée , deceased ) . BEST FRIEND : Love him . EXES : Lee has only ever had one night stands or flings / friends with benefits since Mariela passed away . SIBLING(S) : Angelita Diana Sepúlveda Castillo ( sister , younger ) , Gabriel Diego Sepúlveda Castillo ( brother , younger ) . CHILDREN : His son is still alive , though he doesn't know it . He has a grandson he doesn't know about , as well . EXTENDED FAMILY : A lot of cousins he doesn't talk to . PET(S) : Two calico cats from the same litter - Dottie and Henrie

[nieded]

FAQ #rainbowroad for Rainbow Railroad Charity Drive

Hi everyone! As we've rolled out the first week of preorders, we have been getting a few questions, so I'm going to add them here.

FAQ under the cut! I will continue adding to the post if more questions come in.

Here's the link to the #RR for RR master post

Edit: Apparently Tumblr didn't like my numbered list and applied numbers to every paragraph I wrote, which was not my intention. Sigh.

1. This is less a question and more of a PSA to start. Why did I choose Rainbow Railroad as a charity? I wanted to conserve space on an already astronomically long post about the charity initially, so I'll take some time to elaborate here.

Rainbow Railroad works at a global level to secure safety for individuals in the LGBTQIA+ community. They also are very transparent about how they spend their funds! I saw this news article today that Iraq has banned the word 'homosexual' because it doesn't align with the country's values. Rainbow Railroad is working to protect people in these countries, and it seemed like a good fit for a story about Formula 1.

If you remember from my notes, Formula 1 visits many countries that have poor human rights. The FIA--the governing body of F1--has banned any protests supporting BLM, the LGBTQIA community, and women as to not upset their sponsors. McLaren, Ezira and AJ's team, is owned by the Bahraini government and high profile members from Saudi Arabia. Both countries have scored low on their human rights.

Other examples of the FIA disregarding human rights include: continuing to race in Hungry where they banned any education about the LGBTQIA community in schools, hiring an openly homophobic race director to lead the Portugues GP, and refusing to allow drivers to boycott racing in Saudi Arabia by grounding all their flights unless they raced after a bomb went off a mile from the track. Former WDC Nelson Piquet openly used the N-word when talking about Lewis Hamilton and made crude, derogatory comments about Hamilton and his former teammate, Nico Rosberg, that were both homophobic and misogynistic in tone. While the FIA did ban Piquet from entering the paddock unless he did sensitivity training and community service, Max Verstappen--current WDC and basically Piquet's son-in-law--gave a very bland, dismissive statement about Piquet's comments and Redbull failed to comment at all.

I love this sport. I love the drivers. I love the engineering and technology that goes into creating rocket ships that eclipse 200 mph. I 100% loathe the politics and funding sources for the sport, and I wanted to do a charity drive to help offset that in any small way I could. /rant

2. Is the art included in the book? No, unfortunately. Initially, when the idea came around to print the book, we talked about including all the art and Notes and References. This book is now 428 pages and over two lbs. It is a behemoth, and a lot of our grand visions had to be cut to keep the book a reasonable size!

3. Why is shipping so expensive? Unfortunately, shipping internationally will cost us $20-40 dollars depending on where you live. Dust and I are shipping from our homes in two separate states and are already eating the cost of shipping for individuals who are ordering both art and the book. We averaged the cost of shipping and are going to cover the difference. This was the most affordable option, sadly!

4. Are you planning on printing parts 2 and 3? Tentatively, yes! If there's enough interest in the first part, I will consider doing AALS and Fools Rush In. I would probably release them at the same time. My goal is minimum 100 books for STTH, so if you're interested in the next parts, please spread the word!

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Bleach OCs (Batch One)

I have a whole bunch of Bleach OCs because this is where my brain is. Now everyone can meet these Horrible Rascals (Affectionate). Hopefully, getting it all out makes it easier to switch back to my regularly scheduled programing. All of their information is set maybe two weeks max after the Ryoka Invasion and during the Winter War. I also have a lot of headcanons for how the Seireitei, Gotei 13, etc work and will elaborate on that later on. Basically, I took a bunch of worldbuilding I liked and went, “I can make these even better!”

Name: Tayasu, Shinobu “Nobu” Race: Shinigami Nationality: Japanese Birthday: January 13, 1845 Death Day: January 20, 1865 Gender: Non-binary (She/Her cause they’ve not realized they’re trans yet) Sexuality: Bisexual Height: 5’5” (165 cm) Weight: 115 lbs (52.2 kg) - Affiliation: Seireitei, Shiba Clan Previous Affiliation(s): Shinsengumi, Tayasu Clan Profession: Shinigami, Retainer Position: Acting Captain Previous Position(s):    - Seat 18th-3/Onmitsukido (2nd)    - Seat 15 (12th)    - Seat 12 (4th)    - Seat 8, Seat 3/Onmitsukido (2nd)    - Seat 7 (4th)    - Seat 4 (13th) Division: 5th Previous Division(s): 2nd, 4th, 12th, 13th Base of Operations: 5th Division - Relative(s):    - Tayasu, Ayumu - Third Cousin, Husband when human (Alive)    - Tayasu, Noburu - Father (Deceased)    - Tayasu, Yukimi - Mother (Deceased)    - Tayasu, Shigeo- 2nd Cousin Once Removed, Father-in-law (Deceased)    - Tayasu, Kameko - 2nd Cousin Once Removed by Marriage, Mother-in-Law (Deceased) Education: Shin’o Academy - Shikai: Tatakai no Chuushin (Heart of Battles) Bankai: Tatakai no Chuushin: Ryuuketsu no Yuuwa (Bloody Appeasement) - Notes: - Nobu was aware of ghosts their entire human life. - They remember their human life which makes for funny moments. - They’re Polyam. - They’re AFAB and were raised as an onna-musha by their doting father. Noburu didn’t have a male heir and decided that firmly was not a problem. His baby girl would be his heir. - While in a relationship with Ayumu then (and now) they don’t really consider their marriage to have carried over. So, they do romantically pursue others and share about it. - They’re a retainer for the Shiba Clan under Shiba, Isshin (along with Ayumu) but actually attended the Shin’o Academy with his nephew, Kaien, for two years. They knew each other beforehand and shared a class and quick graduation too.

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Name: Tayasu, Ayumu Race: Shinigami Nationality: Japanese Birthday: March 03, 1840 Death Day: January 20, 1865 Gender: Male (Gender Non-Confirming) Sexuality: Homoflexible Height: 5’7” (170.2 cm) Weight: 125 lbs (56.7 kg) - Affiliation: Seireitei, Shiba Clan Previous Affiliation(s): Tayasu Clan Profession: Shinigami, Retainer Position: 9th Seat Previous Position(s): Various Seated and Unseated Division: 4th Previous Division(s): n/a Base of Operations: 4th Division - Relative(s):    - Tayasu, Shinobu - Third Cousin, Wife When Living (Alive)    - Tayasu, Noburu - Father (Deceased)    - Tayasu, Yukimi - Mother (Deceased)    - Tayasu, Shigeo- 2nd Cousin Once Removed, Father-in-law (Deceased)    - Tayasu, Kameko - 2nd Cousin Once Removed by Marriage, Mother-in-Law (Deceased) Education: Shin’o Academy - Shikai: Utau Senshi (Singing Warrior) Bankai: Not Yet Achieved - Notes - He was born seeing but went blind from a fever when he was 12. Considering it almost took his life he can handle this. - From birth he was aware of spirits. When Nobu’s mother died in birth he saw her spirit before her konso. - He remembers his human life and is pretty chill about most of it. Would rather have forgotten him and Nobu drowning but details. - Even though he was born into a samurai family he didn’t really care for battle. It was something he did and learned because it was tradition. Not to say he was bad but he just didn’t have the passion for it. Battle and Leading was always Nobu’s forte. He was always happy to support them. - He’s happily polyam but doesn’t really want a relationship outside of Nobu for the moment. - When he attended the academy he was year mates with Kaien’s future wife, Miyako. They were thick as thieves from the get go and spent all six years together.

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Name: Yoshinaga, Kiku (Kuroda, Shungiku at birth) Race: Shinigami (Gemischt Quincy when alive) Nationality: Japanese Birthday: February 14, 1800 Death Day: June 21, 1806 Gender: Female Sexuality: Queer Height: 4’7” (139.7cm) Weight: 75 lbs (34 kg) - Affiliation: Seireitei, Shihouin Clan Previous Affiliation(s): N/A Profession: Shinigami Position: 3rd Seat/Onmitsukido Previous Position(s): 8th, 13th, 18th-1 Division: 2nd Previous Division(s): N/A Base of Operations: 2nd Division - Relative(s):    - Shihouin, Yoruichi - Older Sister Figure (Alive)    - Urahara, Kisuke - Older Brother Figure (Alive)    - Tsukabishi, Tessai - Older Brother Figure (Alive)    - Kuroda, Fumiyo - Mother (Echt Quincy)(Dead)    - Kuroda, Masato/Yoshinaga, Nori (Spiritually Aware Human)(Dead) Education: Shin’o Academy - Shikai: Hoshizora (Starry Sky) Bankai: Hoshizora: Fukushuunoowari (Starry Sky: Vengeful End) - Notes - Kiku died from being struck by lightning. As a result, she has the lichtenberg scars on the entire left half of her body. They seemed to only solidify when she was konsoed. - She honestly knew nothing of her Quincy Heritage until she met Ishida, Uryuu. Her father pretended he got her ability to see spirits from him. Because her mother was killed in the Quincy Extermination in 1801. She was the head of the Kuroda Clan and led them into battle, giving her life so her husband and daughter could escape. When her father told her about the monsters in black and white she assumed they were the hollows she sometimes saw, not the shinigami. - Gives exactly zero fucks about being polite when it comes to names and honorifics. She calls most people by their first name or nicknames, skips most honorifics, and lets that be someone else’s problem. - For several decades after her death she lived in North 75th District regarded as something of a yokai. The Shinigami ignored a lot of the chatter from the locals because nothing about their yokai shared no hollow characteristics. Urahara and Yoruichi found her by chance. For them it was easy to piece together things like her “eating people's lives” was her reiatsu (and future shikai) seeking out reishi and reiryoku to fuel it. - She’s published several highly successful serial novels in the Seireitei Communication. When she was alone she made up stories to amuse herself then refined it when she found out her best friend, Nanao, loves to read. They’re her little love letters to Nanao for being her best friend since they’ve met. - Because she’s a ward of the Shihouin Clan her attending the Shin’o Academy was a formality. It was known almost from the start she would join the 2nd Division and Onmitsukidou with Yoruichi and Co. But, she stayed all six years because of Nanao. They were both the only “little girls” in the Academy and she worried about her being alone. So, she stayed so they could have as much time together as possible.

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New Frontier Character profile examples

First one: 

Name: Son Gohan Jr (or Son Gohan the third if we want to include grandpa Gohan)

Nickname (if any): Hano (distinction from the different versions of Gohan) Age: 4 Faction: Red Ribbon Army (Creation), Time Patrol  (Adopted) Alignment: Neutral Good

Race/Species: Saiyan-human hybrid Species Variant (If applicable): Universe 7 half Saiyan, half human Gender: male

Sexuality: TBD

Rank/Title (if any): none

Height: 3'9 Weight: 75 lbs

Hair Color: Black Eye Color: Black

Abilities/Skills/Transformations (if any): Ki manipulation, Latent transformations, latent power. Strengths and Weaknesses: latent potential but not currently a fight. Intelligent for his age, though naive.

Family: Son "Kakarot" Goku Jr (adopted father) Son Gohan, Goten, Beat, Basaku, and Erito (Adopted uncles), Videl and Viola (adopted Aunts), Pan (adopted Cousin), Son "Kakarot" Goku (Adopted Grandfather), Son Chi-Chi (Adopted Grandmother), Ox King (adopted maternal great-grandfather), Bardock (adopted paternal great-Grandfather), Gine (adopted paternal great-grandmother)

Mate/Spouse (if any): no, he's too young

Personality: In development, but he is a very shy and timid boy from the start.

Backstory: Gohan Jr, or Hano, was created in response to Gohan defeating Cell, Bojack, Broly the second time around, Cell Max, and Garlic Jr. After the Red Ribbon Army acquired Gohan's DNA after years of experimentation. They managed to create a perfect clone of Gohan, only for the accelerated aging not to take effect.  For four years, he was forced into grueling training exercises to be turned into a weapon against the Dragon team and team patrol. Fortunately for the boy, fate has other plans for him.

Overall Appearance:  Hano looked exactly like Gohan when he was his age, but his clothes are different from the start. He wears a dark crimson and gray version of the orange gi Gohan wore training with Piccolo. He is currently in the red ribbon army base, unaware of his true fate.

Second one: 

Name: Crimson Scarlet Red Ribbon

Nickname (if any): Commander Crimson Age: 172 (physically 24) Faction: New Red Ribbon Army, Red Ribbon pharmaceuticals, Capsule Corp (mutually beneficial partnership), Time Patrol (secret Ally) Alignment: lawful neutral leaning towards good

Race/Species:Human turned cybernetic Android Species Variant (If applicable):advanced human Gender: Male

Sexuality: Aromantic Asexual

Rank/Title (if any):  Commander of the new Red Ribbon Army. CEO of Red Ribbon Pharmaceuticals

Height: 5'9 Weight:270

Hair Color:Black Eye Color: Silver

Abilities/Skills/Transformations (if any):  superhuman strength, speed, agility and senses, ki manipulation, upgraded cybernetics.  Unreadable energy, able to use barriers. Able to command cybernetics and robotics. Immune to any and all poisons and toxins. An extremely proficient expert at weapons of various kinds.

Strengths and Weaknesses: strengths:  cunning, organized, cautious, prepared, intelligent, strategic, resourceful, has everything planned out.

Weaknesses: Can come off as egotistical and narcissistic at times even when that's not the case, overly cautious to the point where one could mistake pessimism. Cybernetics also can be a hindrance should they be disabled or damaged. Cynical. Sensitive eyes from enhancements

Family: Commander Red (Father) Magenta (Elder Brother), Violet (mother)

Mate/Spouse (if any): none.

Personality: Determined, Persistent, cynical, albeit optimistic, a visionary, always set in the future for the long term.

Backstory: Commander Crimson was born shortly before the events of the original Dragon Ball in an alternate timeline and saw the issues with the Red Ribbon Army to begin with from the very beginning at a young age. By the time Goku destroyed the Red Ribbon Army the first time, Crimson had already considered leaving the Army by making himself into an Android and gathering as much resources from the original Red Ribbon as he could as Goku was destroying the Army. Observing the other events of Dragon Ball ever since, Crimson decided to not only rebuild the Red Ribbon Army but also completely reform it from its original goal from conquering the world to simply changing the world for the better. Crimson spent the last century bidding his time building the resources across the timelines, and building the Red Ribbon Army and creating the strongest version of The Red Ribbon Army to exist in the Omniverse. This has caused him to be in turmoil with all other versions of the Army. Secretly fighting a war on multiple fronts without the Time Patrol's knowledge. Crimson is an ally operating in the shadows biting his time for the necessary moment to strike and emerge from the shadows for good working on an Android project of his own to be the Time Patrol's best assistance. What he is calling this project is currently unknown. As are the details of another project called project Mobius.

Overall Appearance: significantly older than he looks, courtesy of his enhancements, Crimson looks like a young man around the age of 24, with peach skin, medium black hair, silver eyes, a crimson suit with a black dress shirt, Scarlet tie, Crimson dressed long coat, black vest, polish black shoes and adaptive lens style sunglasses for his eyes. He also wears a dark brown Indiana Jones style Fedora

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[armed-and-alxne]

A VERY DESCRIPTIVE & DETAILED PROFILE OF YOUR MUSE

Repost with the information of your muse, including headcanons, etc.!

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[ BASICS ]

FULL NAME: Luther Nicholas Donovan

NICKNAME(S): Lou, Lu

AGE: Somewhat AU dependent but usually around 43, sometimes 44-45 if it’s an AU that takes place some time after the show ended

BIRTHDAY: June 14th, 1973 (Birth year may change based on AU)

ZODIAC SIGN: Gemini

SPECIES: Human, although he does have a vampire AU

GENDER: Male

ORIENTATION: Demiheterosexual

MARITAL STATUS: Single to start out, but he’s been in several ships. I don’t think he’s ever been married though?

EDUCATION: Dropped out of school when he was 12. Completed his GED in his mid-twenties.

LANGUAGES KNOWN: English, Russian

PROFESSION: Formerly, during the events of Red Widow: a mafia cleaner/hitman/bodyguard. On this blog: a freelance bodyguard/security guard, or an Avenger in his MCU AU.

RESIDENCE(S): He’s lived in San Francisco all his life, but was forced to leave it forever several months ago. He’s also lived in other big cities such as NYC.

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[ PHYSICAL ASPECTS ]

BODY TYPE: Tall, medium build, muscular.

HAIR: Eh… he started going bald in his twenties and just decided screw it and buzz cut it short. Now he has a decent, soft layer of fuzz over the half his head that isn’t fully bald, heh.

EYES: Blue.

SKIN: Tanned from being outside a lot, but otherwise he’s fairly pale naturally.

HEIGHT: 6’1”

WEIGHT: 158 lbs.

SCARS: He’s been shot twice, stabbed once, and he’s got a couple small burns here and there…

TATTOOS/PIERCINGS: I usually say his FC’s (Luke Goss) arm tattoo is headcanon for Luther too now, haha, so gaze upon this beauty… It’s got a panther, a sugar skull, some flowers, and the word says “Compassion.”

OTHER: He wants to get more tattoos, haha.

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[ RELATIONS ]

SIBLINGS: None

PARENTS: Biological father, Max, whom he believed to be deceased, but who is actually a retired SFPD detective living in San Francisco; an “adoptive” father, Andrei Petrov, the former head of the bratva Luther worked for during most of his life, currently incarcerated; and an estranged mother, Angela.

GRANDPARENTS: Deceased.

CHILDREN: None in canon, but he loves Marta Walraven’s kids like they’re his own. He’s had children with his ships before though.

OTHER RELATIVES: Nope.

ACQUAINTANCES/FRIENDS: Not really. Luther pretty much keep to himself. He’s not really good at reaching out to people since he’s used to being a fly on the wall, and he doesn’t want to draw attention to himself.

LOVE INTERESTS: Marta Walraven, but that was of course never going to go anywhere. Starts out with none on this blog in his main verses, but like I said, he’s had several ships over the years, somewhere around five or so.

ENEMIES/RIVALS: Cops. Feds. Irwin Petrov. And his former boss/adoptive father, Andrei Petrov as well.

ANY PETS?: yes [ ] || no [X] But he wants a dog like nobody’s business, haha. He LOVES dogs.

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[ SKILLS ]

RATE OUT OF 10:

—HAND-TO-HAND COMBAT: 10/10 —WEAPONIZED COMBAT: 7/10 —SPEED: 9/10 —GRACE: 4/10 —STRENGTH: 8/10 —RAW FORCE: 8/10 —RANGE: 6/10 —PERCEPTION: 8/10 —ENDURANCE: 10/10 —RESILIENCE: 9/10 —CHARISMA: 5/10 —PERSUASION: 2/10 —INTELLIGENCE: 7/10 —STRATEGICS: 6/10 —TEAMWORK: 3/10

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[ TRAITS ]

POSITIVE: Honest, loyal, protective, selfless, kind, generous, loving, gentle, brave, respectful of women, very sweet with children.

NEGATIVE: A chronic self-hater, very hard on himself, pessimistic, paranoid, short-tempered.

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[ LIKES ]

COLORS: Red, brown, black, gray, navy blue

SMELLS: Leather, metal, vodka, coffee, chocolate.

FOOD: Burritos, pizza, fried chicken, Chinese food, chocolate, cake, chips & salsa, burgers, bacon, cheese, brownies, etc. XD

DRINKS: Coffee, tea, soda, vodka, beer

ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES?: yes [X] || rarely [] || no []

IF YES, WHICH KINDS OF ALCOHOL?: Vodka is his go-to, as it reminds him of home, but he will drink wine and other types if it’s available. Otherwise he likes beer, any kind, he’s not picky.

ANIMALS: DOGS. And also cats a little bit. But mostly DOGS. He LOVES DOGS, haha. The bigger the better. He likes to just hug them, wrestle with them, get down and dirty and crazy with big dogs. They make him laugh and bring out the kid in him.

FAVORITES: Spending time with family… even though he doesn’t have one. He misses the Walravens. He likes making new friends although he’s not really good at it. PLAYING WITH DOGS, haha.

HOBBIES: Working out (a habit, mostly for his job), reading, watching horror movies, and eating.

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[ OTHER DETAILS ]

SMOKES?: yes [] || no [X] || occasionally [] DRUGS?: yes [] || no [X] || occasionally [] DRIVER LICENSE?: yes [X] || no [] PILOT LICENSE?: yes [] || no [X] EVER BEEN ARRESTED?: yes [] || no [] || almost/detained [X]

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TAGGED BY: Reposting it from a long time ago because it’s relevant info still, heh. TAGGING: Anyone who wants to do this! ^_^

[twstgameplay]

Hi there, looking for suggestions to raise my score on NRC Unified Exam. Current at SS (96.5k).

Fire 18.7k Friend GM Ace lvl 98 maxed Dorm Azul 85 maxed SM Jade 80 3/10 maxed Dorm Deuce 80 maxed Robe Riddle 80

Water 17.9k (Haven’t really touched this one since I’m focusing on omni. I feel this team isn’t optimal given the 5 water spells and am open to suggestions for other cards to roll for. Im torn about whether to get SM Cater). F/Dorm Trey 90 maxed DW Deuce 80 maxed GM Idia 80 maxed GM Lilia 80 maxed Robe Ortho 75 10/5 maxed

Flora 23k F/SM Silver 103 maxed SM Silver 80 maxed Lab Jack 80 10/5 maxed Bean Jade 80 10/5 maxed Lab Kalim 64 5/4 maxed

Cosmic 16k F/Dorm Riddle 104 maxed Dorm Azul 85 maxed SM Jade 80 3/10 maxed Dorm Deuce 80 maxed Dorm Ace 80 maxed

Omni 20.6k F/Dorm Trey 90 maxed Dorm Azul 85 maxed Bean Jade 80 10/5maxed SM Silver 80 maxed GM Idia 80 maxed

Owned SSR - Dorm Deuce, Ace, Ruggie 27 1/1, Jack 80 6/10, Leona 80 maxed, Azul, Kalim 8 8/10 maxed Bday Deuce maxed, Ruggie maxed, Lilia 80 3/10 10/1/10 FG Leona 80 3/10 maxed Camp Ruggie 80 5/5 maxed

Own all SR except Robe Jade SRs I worked on are Chef/Robe Riddle Lab Ace Silk Cater Lab Jack Robe Ruggie Robe Azul Bean Jade Lab/FG Kalim Robe Jamil Bean Vil Robe Epel Robe Ortho Robe Malleus Lab/Robe Sebek

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Hello potato,

Thank you for providing both your teams and exams score. I think you can do better for Water Defense and Omni Defense.

Water Defense

GM Idia

Lab Cater (M ATK buddy with Idia)

Robes Ortho (Healer, M HP buddy with Idia)

DW Deuce (S HP buddy with Idia, S ATK buddy with Idia)

Dorm Trey (Healer, M HP buddy with Cater, S HP buddy with Idia, S ATK buddy with deuce)

First of all, I would try to find a lvl 100+ Dorm Trey as your support card. GM Idia can deal enough damage on his own when he has maxed spells if you use his M1 for the buff and M2 before the buff is over. Lab Cater will further increase your overall HP. Save Dorm Trey M2 for 5-2 to avoid a neutral hit.

Omni Defense

Dorm Azul (Healer, S HP buddy with Jade, M ATK buddy with Jade)

Lab Cater (M ATK buddy with Idia)

Beans Jade (Healer, M HP buddy with Idia)

GM Idia (S HP buddy with Azul)

Dorm Trey Support (Healer, M HP buddy with Cater, S HP buddy with Idia)

From my experience, Omni defense this round is very fire heavy so I recommend a team with more water spells. Again, I would try to find a lvl 100+ Dorm Trey support to further increase your team’s HP.

Here is my quick analysis about SM Cater when pairing him with Dorm Trey in water defense exams. If you like SM Cater, then you should roll for him if his banner reruns in the future. If you don’t, Dorm Cater works just as well for water defense since you have GM Idia and DW Deuce. His M1 is flora and has L Power Drain at lvl 10. You can use his duo for 5-1 to end the battle or use it 5-2 to avoid taking a weak hit. SM Cater has M DMG cut for 3 turns which is good if the enemy it is applied attacks you most of the time. He has the advantage of having the same flora elements to reduce the number of weak/neutral hits.

At lvl 100 SM Cater has 11,745 HP and Dorm Cater has 10,453 however Dorm Cater has Trey as his M HP Buddy so at max buddy lvl Dorm Cater will have about 13,588 HP (You can check out our buddy calculator here). In terms of pulling on banners, you’ll have to get SM Cater multiple times on his banner or save up perfumes to LB him. The other option is if you are patient enough to wait for Dorm Cater to spook you on your pulls, you can use your SSR perfumes on someone else. ~ 👑

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306 notes - Posted January 6, 2022

#4

bestie pls we NEED bob twin dad because it’s lichrally so personal to me 🤍🤍 🫶🏻 xx liv callsignbob

oh liv you do not understand the feralness this unlocked in me. twin dad bob lives in my brain rent free. @callsignbob

Bob could count on one hand the number of days he considered to be the best of his life. The day he graduated from the Naval Academy, the day he met (Y/N), their wedding day, and the day the twins were born.

Maisy Jane and Franklin Max were born about 2 weeks ago, after a long and stressful labor for both parents.

Since the twins had been earthside, Bob doesn’t think he’s had a dry eye for more than an hour or he was asleep. It had been a whirlwind of emotions, from the terrifying moment (Y/N)’s water broke a few weeks early, to being at the hospital, and each anticipating moment until they could hold their babies for the first time. They had decided to wait on finding out the genders of the twins, deciding on picking out a variety of names to choose from. The Dagger Squad had even come to the Floyd residence to help put together the nursery, where Bob stood right now.

He often found himself standing above the crib, just watching the babies in awe, and wondering how he got so lucky.

“Hi, sweet girl.” He said, reaching down and stroking Maisy’s cheek with his pointer finger, gently as if she was made of glass. She rustled slightly in her sleep, a soft groan sounding from her tiny body. Bob let out a soft chuckle before turning to his son, who laid on the other side of the divider in the crib. Franklin was laid in a similar position to his sister, and seemed to let out a groan in response to hers. Smiling to himself, Bob knew he’d have his hands full with these two.

But he wouldn’t want it any other way. He felt a pair of hands slide around his waist and a pair of lips on his neck, the sweet giggle of his wife like music to his ears.

“I could watch them sleep all day. They’re so tiny, Bobby.” she whispered.

“I know, mama. Only going to get bigger from here, though.” He replied, which earned him a small smack to the stomach.

“Let me enjoy them while they’re this little, Robert.” (Y/N) scolded jokingly. “Can you believe we made them? Like, they’re two living breathing humans that I carried inside me for 8 months.”

“It’s wild to think, darlin. I’ve waited for them since the moment you told me we were having ‘em. Two little products of our love. Can’t get better than that, huh?” Bob spoke sweetly, turning his head to meet his wife’s eyes.

(Y/N) responded by tilting her head upwards to kiss her husband, uttering a soft I love you, before they were broken apart by the waking babies.

As he scooped his bleary eyed daughter into his arms, ready to start the day, Bob was grateful for whatever he did in a past life to earn the one he had right now.

He used to always think (Y/N) would be the only love of his life. But that all changed the second Maisy and Franklin came into the picture. Bob always dreamed of starting his own version of a Floyd family growing up, and to have that be true in this moment with those 3? He was the luckiest man in the world.

bob night!

a/n: this is kind of bad bc i’m really tired but it also made me very soft and i am willing to explore more of this little floyd family if it is welcomed.

337 notes - Posted August 18, 2022

#3

enemies to lovers hc's | rf

a/n: im not sorry for this. these came straight from the gc with @lt-natrace and @rhettabbotts and bc im too lazy to write a fic, here's some headcanons we came up with during this mornings brain rot <3 also reader's callsign is yankee bc im self projecting and from ny. i also got really carried away and this is so long i’m sorry. thank u to @mayhem24-7forever and @topguncortez for beta-ing this too!

~ no one understands how you could possibly hate bob. its bob. he's a total sweetheart, the quiet one. but not to you.

~ to you, he's snarky, and there's just something about him that gets under your skin.

~ you're no picnic to him either. he tried to befriend you, a fellow WSO, from the start. but he was met with a blank stare and a scowl. two can play at this game, he thought.

~ it all started one of the very first nights at The Hard Deck. already unamused with the pissing contest between hangman and rooster, you've stuck to phoenix's side as you've flown with her before but aren't paired together for this mission

~ you've heard of her backseater's reputation, and were eager to meet him. someone at your level, who understands the role and loves it just as much as you do. and by the looks of it, he looked like he might be different from the male pilots you've worked with in the past

~ and not to mention he's really fucking hot.

~ but as soon as he cracks a distasteful joke, one that rubs you the wrong way and somehow takes a jab at your ability to fly like him, you're done. so you give him the cold shoulder and think to yourself, he's just like the rest.

~ but that doesn't stop you from trying to impress him, because for some reason you may have developed a crush on him. but after a while, that crush turned to nothing but pure hatred.

~ bob makes your life a living hell. he makes it a point to criticize every little thing you do, and soon enough it became a battle to see who the better wizzo would be.

~ "god, you're fucking insufferable. you really can't keep your mouth shut, can you? you're clogging the damn radio Yankee." he spat. "Bob." Phoenix piped in, but was ignored as you responded. "I've got to get Coyote's attention somehow, asshole. back off."

~ the rest of the squad is used to your bantering, but it never went passed jabs at each others abilities, or other meaningless characteristics.

~ none of it went unnoticed by phoenix, though. she could see right through the snide remarks and icy glares. she knows you. she remembers the blush that crossed your face the first time you laid eyes on bob, and she remembers the way your face fell after his joke went over your head.

~ she knows bob. she knows that he thinks highly of you and is impressed with your work. and that he has the dryest sense of humor known to man, and that he thought you were stuck up after you didn't laugh at his joke.

~ she sees the longing glances bob gives you when you aren't looking. the ones where he stares at you, laughing with fanboy, in that beautiful sundress that flows so perfectly around your curves. and he's angry with how beautiful you look, and how happy you are in that moment, and he's angry because he wonders why can't i be like that with her

~ he wasn't good with feelings. and you were mean to him, so he was mean back. but maybe one night he takes it too far.

~ you've mentioned in passing and in group that your parents struggle with your line of work, and it's taken a toll on your relationship with them. so after a long day of flying and picking fights with each other, you're both exhausted. and of course that tiredness turns to anger, and anger is an emotion you and bob know best with each other.

~ bob's fed up. fed up with himself, and flying, and mav's drills, and you. it's always you.

~ "god after missing that target, it’s no wonder your parents aren’t proud of you” he regrets it as soon as he says it. a surprised "woah" is elicited by rooster, as you stop in your tracks. “you’re a real asshole, floyd” you say, voice shaky, before you turn on your heel and dart away.

~ phoenix grabs bob's arm, pulling him back as the rest of the pilots move along. "what the fuck was that, bob? you know, this little rivaly you and yankee had was cute at first, but it's gotten out of hand lately. coming for her like that? brining her parents into it when you know what their relationship is like? that's a low blow. especially coming from you. you need to take some time and think about whatever this little thing means, because its obvious you've got something else going on." she says, leaving him standing on the tarmac. he waits there for a minute, ashamed. bob feels his jaw twitch before he heads back inside

~ he knows he has to man up and apologize. he didn't mean it, he was frustrated. frustrated with his feelings, and the mission. but his words shoot to kill when he's mad. he has a lot of regrets about that. (thank u to jay for killing me with that)

~ the next day, as he plans to apologize to you, he approaches with caution. he waits for you to say something, anything, but the moment never comes. you don't say a word to him, just leave him with a second long look, full of pain and something else he can't place.

~ it goes on like this for the next few days. no more snide remarks, scowls, or fighting. just stolen glances that don’t go unnoticed by your teammates.

~ in between drills, bob walked past an empty classroom put paused when he heard your voice.

~ “i thought he was different, javy. i don’t know. i’ll get over it.”

~ bob couldn’t help but feel yet another pant of jealousy. he knew you were talking about him. and to confide that in coyote? you were a lot closer than he thought, and he felt stupid for how much he hated that.

~ he decided to stay on base a little later than usual that night, catching up on some reading and drill planning. as he was packing up his bag, he heard some yelling, a loud clatter, and a scream that sounded all too familiar. running into the hallway, he bounced his head around until he found the site of the incident. his heart dropped to his stomach as he spotted you, crouched against the wall, shaking, blood dripping down your face mixing with the tears that were also falling. there was broken glass next to you, a shattered frame. he ran faster than his feet could take him, stumbling before he landed on the ground next to you.

~ startled, you look up through teary eyes to see the last person you’d expect to come to your rescue. bob looks at you with an expression you can’t decipher, one of concern mixed with rage. he reached gently to wipe your tears, uttering a soft, “who did this to you?”

~ "no one, just some new recruits ran by and knocked me into the wall, the picture fell down and hit me on the way. i'm fine." you said, breathily. "no, you're not or you wouldn't be crying and bleeding. let me help you." bob said, standing up and reaching his hand down to help you up. rolling your eyes, you took his hand to stand up, ignoring the fluttering in your tummy as your hand clasped his.

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502 notes - Posted September 15, 2022

#2

Bob night Bob night Bob night aheeem

“How many drinks have you had?”

🤧

*chants* bob night! bob night! bob night!

There were 3 things that (Y/N) loved more than anything. Her cat, her fiance Bob, and sleep. She loved sleep. And those close to her knew not to mess with her when she was tired, or about to go to sleep.

So when she awoke at 2 am to the sound of her phone ringing, she was not happy. reaching out from under the blanket, she grabbed her phone to see who dared try to reach her at an ungodly hour. Upon seeing the caller ID, she came to remember.

Oh fuck.

If Rooster was calling her at this hour tonight, something must've happened.

"Hello? 'S the matter Rooster?" She mumbled, voice full of sleep and concern.

"Hey, (Y/N)? Look, I know how much you hate being bothered during the night, and I'm really sorry, but none of us can get him to move." Bradley said with a sigh.

"The fuck are you talking about? What do you mean you can't get him to move?" (Y/N) questioned.

"Well, we're trying to call the uber to take us home, and uh, we might have let Bob drink too much. He's refusing to get off the curb unless you come get him. He punched Hangman in the balls and said he's not getting into a lady's car unless it's yours."

Bradley could hear (Y/N) groan and mumble something under her breath. Then he heard a little bit of rustling before she spoke. "He's lucky I love him. I'll see you soon, can you airdrop me your location?"

Rooster chuckled, "Copy that, Missus. Sorry again."

"Don't apologize for my fiance's drunk simping, Roo."

About 15 minutes later, a bleary eyed Bob was having a heated argument with what he thought was Hangman, who had since been picked up, before he was torn from the conversation by a yawning Rooster.

"Hey, Bobby boy. Ride's here." Bradley told him with a light forehead slap.

"Wha?" Bob replied, before coming face to face with his fiancee.

"Jesus, Bobby. How many drinks have you had?" (Y/N) giggled, trying to hold up Bob as he stumbled into her arms.

"I don't know baby, but boy, I had such a great night. I know it was a bachelor party but I wish you were here, honey, and they tried to get me to go in some lady's car and I said I won't do that I'm only loyal to one person and she's waiting for me at home, my best girl, and now you're here!" Bob rambled, as (Y/N) and Rooster helped him get into the car.

"Thanks again for calling me, Bradley. I'm sorry he's such a dope."

"No problem at all, (Y/N). He loves you a lot, you know. I'm glad guys are getting hitched." He replied with a smile.

"Yeah, I love him too I guess." She joked, "You need a ride?" Nah, I'm only a block away. See you later, kid."

As she climbed back into her car, Bob was going off on a tangent about something she couldn't quite understand.

"I love you so much, you know that (Y/N)?" He said much clearer, his hand reaching over to grab her free one.

"I know, baby, I love you too. You tired?" She said, glancing over at him.

He was unable to answer, as he had fallen asleep just as fast as she had asked the question.

bob night!

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