jellybeans-moss-patch
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jellybeans-moss-patch · 9 months ago
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YOU ARE GORGEOUS
YOU ARE WORTHY OF PLATONIC AND/OR ROMANTIC LOVE
YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT ELSE YOU'RE WORTHY OF??
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THAT'S RIGHT.
fourteen dollar
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jellybeans-moss-patch · 9 months ago
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jellybeans-moss-patch · 11 months ago
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bold coming from you, love /teasing
so in Supernatural that one guy in the final episode of season 5 drinks 4 gallons of demon blood in like max 20 min (implied to be within 5 min or less). and apparently the actor weighs 220 lbs. Blood weighs 1.04 pounds per pint. So that means that he drank 33.28 gallons aka OVER 15% OF HIS BODY WEIGHT. IN LIKE MAX 20 MIN.
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jellybeans-moss-patch · 11 months ago
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the worms. th eyre burrowing
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jellybeans-moss-patch · 11 months ago
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so in Supernatural that one guy in the final episode of season 5 drinks 4 gallons of demon blood in like max 20 min (implied to be within 5 min or less). and apparently the actor weighs 220 lbs. Blood weighs 1.04 pounds per pint. So that means that he drank 33.28 gallons aka OVER 15% OF HIS BODY WEIGHT. IN LIKE MAX 20 MIN.
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jellybeans-moss-patch · 11 months ago
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there's a balcony in my grocery store and you can see so much!! i play i spy up there too. 10/10
idk about other autistic people but i fucking love the grocery store so much shapes and colors and textures ALL FOR ME
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jellybeans-moss-patch · 11 months ago
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Gossamer wings
Transparent strings
Tomorrow greets yesterday
Like all the words on replay 
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jellybeans-moss-patch · 11 months ago
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hurr hurr I'm a human body hurr hurr I'm gonna solve all my problems using mucus
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jellybeans-moss-patch · 11 months ago
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can i get a hell yea if you’re still gonna be wasting your time on this website in 2014
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jellybeans-moss-patch · 11 months ago
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Days get longer now
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jellybeans-moss-patch · 11 months ago
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jellybeans-moss-patch · 11 months ago
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got blood work done today and i just remembered a time i got blood work done as a teen. after the nurse drew like 6 vials of the stuff, i asked him “is all that mine?” and he said “not any more” and walked off
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jellybeans-moss-patch · 11 months ago
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jellybeans-moss-patch · 11 months ago
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kids were roleplaying with minecraft figurines and one of them had their figure go up to the other and say “i’m in love with you” and the other one replied “sword slash to the chest. and you’re on fire”
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