#but he knows how price can get

[anonymousqualities]

Price, Nikolai and Soap standing in a tape square while in Price's home.

Price: this is one of several designated areas you can stand upright during the day.

Soap:

Price: you can move about freely, in. this. square.

Soap: Wow! so we have all this (gestures with arms) room to work in-

Price: your hand can be seen from the living room window. You just killed Nik

Nikolai: John-

Price: I can't hear you Nik your DEAD

Price: (turns to soap) he bled out in your lap. How will you break the news to me? let's see..

Soap: (sigh) we dont have to do this

Price: Ahh, Sergeant! How are things going with Nik, the love of my life...wait

Soap:

Price: why are you hear at this late hour? And whose blood is that??

Soap: okay, I get it-

Price: it's Nik's!? This is devestating.

Soap:

Price: I'm inconsolable and..(snaps fingers) I killed myself 🙂

Soap:

[hinamie]

completely innocuous vash sheet :) fr practice

[shotmrmiller]

I need wholesome Bs!reader and Bubba interaction after one night stand sd!simon

Poor bubba prolly starts crying and when you do pick her up she just clings to you like her little life depends on it.

“Ah fuck, I gotta leave for my new babysitting gig in like half an hour” insert having to knock on Mr.Riley’s door and tryna drop off bub only for him to grab and hold you just like the wee bab

except you go stiff as a board. he might've forced himself into your life but he made his bed and brought someone else into it. unacceptable. if he thinks manhandling you like some big skulled small brained caveman is gonna work as an apology, he's in for a rude awakening.

a sharp, "you're squeezing your baby," later and he's dropping you onto your feet. whatever he wants to say sits behind his clenched teeth when you don't even look at him- eyes locked onto his baby.

you spin on your feet without so much as a goodbye. he def starts when you past your flat and head for the exit even though it's a weekday. you never work during weekdays. is it a date?

he's been staring at your location pinging away on his laptop at some random address for hours. his fingers tap the rim of the glass he's been nursing. does he interrupt your little date? the thought of catching you in someone else's bed making the sounds he can still hear ringing in his ears keep his arse planted on the worn chair.

coward. he's a coward. in the face of death, he bares his teeth, sharp and white, fearlessly. but the consequences to his actions have him trying to find a skirt to hide behind.

gotta call the old man happily married price for advice on how to fix this.

[tomwambsgans]

tom + greg + money + you value most what you've been denied etc

[s0fter-sin]

metalhead ghost who’s been in moshpits since he was a kid and is now a veteran of the scene and the self appointed look out. he keeps an eye out for anyone falling or passing out, kicks the shit out of anyone crowd killing or putting their hands where they shouldn’t

and he’s been keeping an eye on the punk in the kilt since he saw him throw himself headfirst into the wall of death

he looks like the type to start shit - loud and aggressive as anyone else here but a punk doesn't end up at a metal show for no reason - but there's also something niggling at him that he's gonna end up getting himself hurt. and ghost can’t tell if he’s going to do it on purpose

if he does, ghost needs to know. he uses these places as an escape - the music, the violence, the community - always has and he knows all to well how easily an escape can curdle and become destructive. he’s seen too many people lost to the darker parts of the scene, almost lost himself to it; he doesn’t want it to happen to anyone else if he can help it

so when he sees the punk sweating his mohawk off, his movements becoming looser and uncoordinated, he has no issues with yanking him out of the pit and pulling him away from the crowd; pushing him up against the venue wall and ordering him to open his mouth

the glaze that falls over his eyes concerns him even as he obediently lets his mouth fall open. he was right; the punk’s severely dehydrated, tongue and gums far to pale and along with the look in his eyes, he half-thinks he’s about to drop

he reflexively tightens his hold on his jaw to keep him up and the punk shivers, a flush creeping up his neck. an almost confused arousal joins the haze in his eyes and ghost smirks beneath his mask

looks like metal shows aren’t the only thing the punk is new to

[auspicioustidings]

Cleaner!reader who through wacky hijinks keeps getting roped into fake relationships with the men on base. Sometimes it's to make someone jealous, sometimes it's to get family to back off, but you are bascially getting blackmailed into it so there's nothing you can do (MacTavish caught you doing or saying something or whatever it was, but the man has dirt on you that he shared with his team). At least it's not like there is any risk of falling in love because you have seen the absolute middens these boys leave the place and it is very unattractive, plus you are constantly butting heads with them over you moving their stuff or them dragging you to these events to pretend to be vapid arm candy or whatever new argument you are in that week.

[crossbackpoke-check]

yOu'Re gOiNg fOr a LiTeR? | "Habs react to Quebec Maple facts", 10.22.24

[ghouldtime]

R.I.P my power fantasy 😔 who would have figured the huge military man wouldn't spare me just because I was nice to him once /j and by unexpected I mean totally expected lmao 😭

Rest in pepperoni indeed (with extra cheese) 🍕

I mean... He did spare you, technically. Brought you to a medic and didn't end you - unlike many others he came across. König isn't really used to people actually being nice to him or being genuine about it without wanting something out of him. So it's why he shows mercy, just that once, and doesn't kill you or leave you to rot - because you were kind to him without any expectations. You showed him kindness so he's doing the same. An eye for an eye. Otherwise, if it were just a normal enemy - he would. It's a one time thing and an exception though. If you go against him again, there's no saving you. He won't hold any punches because of how he feels

I always try to stick with the most realistic versions of how I see them (unfortunately or fortunately, take it as you will) because I can't really stand the level of OOC things I see all the time in the COD fandom

I mean write whatever you want, indulge in however you want, you only have one life - live it! Life is too short to worry about others. It just irks me personally to see their characters usually reduced to fawning over a person or acting wayyyy out of character for it

Your best bet of getting anything more than plopped into a medical tent when you're on the enemy side after a single nice interaction - that would be with Gaz. My man has the strongest moral compass and constantly is treading the line between what he has been told to do verses his feelings on it. He's got far more humanity than most of the others and wants to be the positive change in the system which they work it. Not to mention, dude is crazy strong, he can haul you there no problem and get you out of harms way

I mean even then he's probably making sure you'll be okay before he too has to rush off because wars don't pause when one soldier is hurt. He may check on you later but seeing as you're an enemy, it's unlikely

Price would literally just leave you for dead in the same position, Ghost too. Soap might move you out of the way of harm but that's it - if he isn't hellbent on the mission and too far gone there

They are really not these sweet puppies or lapdogs - they're just doing their job and trying to save the world, no matter who gets in the way. And if you happen to be against them, that's too bad but they're not going to change their heart or mindset for a few hours of friendship

[pilonciillo]

lol didn’t think someone giving money would give me anxiety

[thegreatyin]

completely normal roommates bonding over completely normal things like *flips through notes* murdering each other and having complicated opinions on giant alien bats

[silverspleen]

Call of Duty Modern Warfare fic that's just Alex Keller having to go through a series of progressively more exasperated Physical Therapists as he is a Huge Liar (professional. with documents!) about the nature of his injury and why he really needs to just get through this PT thing like. Really fast. Like asap. And they're like "sir that's not how this works" and then he keeps fucking no showing because suspicious government agents in suits keep showing up trying to catch him at his PT appointments because he's a fucking CIA deserter and his entire care team is about to chew off their own fingers.

Alex "how fast can you conceivably put on a prosthetic if say, you are sleeping and hypothetically, mind you, someone starts shooting at you?" Keller

Alex "could someone else put it on while you held a rifle??? it's important." Keller

Alex "hey, how strong are these crutches? do you think I could grievously injure someone with these? I think I could" Keller

The world's most harried physical therapist: please take a break from whatever suspicious-ass things you are doing overseas to just do your stretches, okay? please?

[birchbow]

lmao now I'm wondering if Uderak Sr even managed to find a flush partner since he's... well, himself

smh this horrible snake man needs a moirail🙏

I'm going to go ahead and say that probably he actually fucked Veneno and then like. Used his extensive information and camera network to figure out where the drones were and like, scrambled off into the vents whenever they were getting close enough he risked getting sniffed out. Veneno finds this kind of pathetic but also hilarious because it's incredibly undignified. It's a risky game, but it's better to gamble on being able to stay out of their way than gamble that a temporary flush hookup will be a compatible enough match to not get culled when you're so deeply shitty at every quadrant except pitch.

.....he does in fact badly need a moirail but also all the habits that his descendant was in the process of making, that Chayal is now persistently combing out, are deeply set in stone on him. It would be a hell of a job, getting him like. Decent.

[arts-i-enjoy]

AHHHHHH

[genderqueerpond]

amyeleven fivenyssa crossover

[vally-vall-vall]

I think I'm about to have a stroke

[autumnrory]

woooo my niece took 5 of my 13 lego sets, one of which was one of the three larger ones, so that's one huge box out of the way and i'm just glad she wanted them because like they ARE twenty years old and they look fine ofc but sometimes kids aren't gonna want stuff that isn't new and shiny ya know, but she did seem to want everything which would've been fine with me but i knew there was no way they would take all that with them, and at least i still have stuff of my own to sell, plus should get at least a cut of my brother's stuff for doing the inventory and putting together that stuff that wasn't already done