#but guys im just like himm!!!

[pup-pee]

guys im just like bart allen

((threw up on my dog))

[cowboy-robooty]

got desperate asf for some non-shitty heta fanfiction and said fuck it ill read the gerame fanfic cuz the author did make some good shit before (even tho i know it wont be THAT good since ill need to manually edit in my brain alfred as feliciano instead and make a whole extra unspoken lore to explain why feliciano is so ooc).... BUT LORD. IM CHEWING GLASS. IM CHEWING GLASS SO FUCKING HARD RIGHT NOW. BECAUSE GIRL ITALY EXISTS IN THIS FIC AND OH MY GODDDD I HATE IT HERE I HATE IT LUDWIG STAY AWAY FROM THAT MAN STAY AWAY FROM THAT EVIL DEMENTED VILE MAN AAAAHHAUHWUSUDJJS STAY WITH FELICIA PLEASEEE PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! LIKE STRAIGHT UP HE DONT EVEN LIKE ALFRED BRUH AND ALFRED DONT EVEN LIKE HIM. ill admit the set up is good (its like a 1950s au and the reason why i trust this author is a whole nother can of worms that i put in my drafts maybe ill drop it later) BUT I CANT EVEN CARE OR TRY TO CARE ABOUT ALFRED X LUDWIG BC FELICIA IS RIGHT THEREE AND THIS AUTHOR GETS THEIR RELATIONSHIP TOGETHER TOO. SHES LITERALLY LIGHT OF HIS LAIF MAKES HIM HAPPY IS SWEET AND NICE TO HIM TUGS HIM DOWN AND RUBS THEIR NOSES TOGETHER LIKE MOTHERFUCKER THATS TRUE. THAT HAPPENED IN REAL LIFE I SAW IT. SO WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU WRITING THIS INTO A DAMN LUDWIG X ALFRED FANFIC IM CHEWING GLASSSSSS!!!! BC I KNOW FELICIA X LUDWIG WONT HAPPEN I HATE THIS STUPID BAKA LIFE I HATE IT HERE RAAAGJWJSIIEKDODKDKDKXKDKZKKS RAGE RAGE RAGE

so far its a genuinely good fic tho with some nice character development and being able to take a "real life universe" spin on heta characters which i find can rarely be done well! id rec it to any ameger fanheads out there!

peace and pascal! <- (im sorry im lying. im lying. tw lies. no peace only pascal. sorry i lied on main. its a good fic thats true. but i want the earth to explode. feels like im shoving my dick in an anthill)

[tittysuckersworld]

am i drawing my characters in cosplay of bsd wile also drawing bsd in cosplays of my characters even though i should be getting the final small parts done so i can actually start the story? mabeyyyy but also its my drawing times i get to choose the sillies

[pogbur]

WILBUR SUPPORTS FUCK OFF !! THIS IS ABOUT C!WILBUR !! NO ONE INVITED YOU !!

fucking hate this guy this stupid fucking rat man i hate him i hate him so so so much he hasnt showered in weeks he smells like weed and cigarettes and alcohol and musty caves and gunpowder he's slightly damp because of said caves his bed is under a stalactite so he gets waterboarded every night did i mention he smells sooo bad theres dirt under his nails and his eyes are like a rich blonde lady at the mall in those cliche 90's movies because of how many fucking bags they have he has the stupidest fucking skinny jeans and converse that is too small and he has blood on his shirt and he has other shirts he just refuses to change his shirt bc hes a fucking emo ass did i mention i hate him i hate him so much im chewing on him like a dog toy he'd probably be into it though i mean so would i i wouldnt mind if he chewed on my haha i mean uh who said that lol wasnt me anyways i fucking hate himm he gets high off his ass with his stupid fucking boyfriend thats technically cheating on his husband with him but he doesnt mind because said husband is a dictator and verbally physically sexually abusive and hes fucking starving himself to feed his brother i dont even care if thats not canon bc they had a surplus of food bc of how efficient technoblades farms are i dont care anyways i hate him. yeah bye

[stgosupremacy]

HI SO TODAY WE R GONNA ANALYSE EVERY OFFICIAL SATOGOU POSTER (ok i couldnt get my hands on them all but)🥰

heres the thing no one asked for

there's hearts. 💯��

honestly pretty chill but THERES HEARTS-

ok so theres not much else going on here but this is rlly cute of a poster lmao of the boys all cosy and cute <33 and ash drinking this cool soda lol

pikachu looks so cute omggggg

(@skyecrystal pointed out this was released on valentines day hehe) 😏

MORE HEARTS MWAHAHAHHAHAHA ok but like all their pokemon are clearly routing for them (esp lucario look at him)

ALSO random but i love how it's gohs pokemon looking directy at the present in gohs hand lol like theyre just waiting for him to fess up....AND GOH DEFO GAVE THAT PRESENT TO ASH AFTER THE SHOOT 💖😊😊

ehhhhh 4 gays 1 picture, keep scrollinggg....

(theyre all literally like 2 inches apart bahhaa)

OK BUT IM SORRY HHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH WHY THE WEDDING SUITS LMFAOOOOOOOOOO 🤨

love how ash is just totally sweetly oblivious and just smiling...

...gary is just acting chill and cool as always...

and goh is....just blushing and is internally screaming we can tell ok

I LOVE THIS ONE SMM LOL LOOK AT MR MIME HE KNOWS BAHAHAHAHHA 😏😏

and goh l i t e r a l l y getting distracted by ash- look at him !! 💖🤨 so distracted in fact that the ICING IS COMING OUT THE PIPING BAGGGGGG UGHGHGHHGH

and then chloe just being adorable ofc awh lmao

ah then we have to appreciate sobble and pikachu looking down at their trainers like 'we know what you guys are' 🥰

iLOVEEEE this one but the ones to come knock it off the bar holy heck 😤-

they literally couldnt be any close in this BAHAHHAHA AWWHHH teyre so cute <33 and ash's arm around him 🥺 I love how are just squashed up together while iris has the spotlight but they happy ^^

wait but we have to appreciate iris tho- LOOK AT HERRRRRR 💜💜

so uhhh...

still speaking of iris, she's so cute feeding pikachu right omg <33 💜🥺

andddddddd as much as i love and adore iris i couldn't help but notice something elseeee....it's not even that obvious idk if yall saw but

ash is feeding him.

he is literally feeding him-

ANDGOHISBLUSHING

LIKE

wow

also love goh's red socks theyre slayin

BUT ANYWAY gosh i love iris OBVS but everyone was like aww iris and pikachu cute aww-

LIKE HELLO?? have you seen this over here omg. the little cherry blossoms falling on them too (i cant help but notice some are shaped like hearts but they normally are anyway 🥰)

so yeah this one was defo anipoke being bold but uh

yall know which one is last 🙂🙂🙂

....

so i was like wow that is some REALLY good fanart dam-

BUT THEN

NO WAY THIS IS ACC REAL??????????????? NO IT RLLY IS OMG I LITERALLY CAN'T HOW IS THIS OFFICAL LMFAO look at them 😰

GOH IS FULL ON BLUSHING WITH ASH BEING PAINFULLY OBLIVIOUS AND WINKING????? AND THEN LOOK HOW FKN CLOSE THEY ARE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 🥰🥰🥰🥰 his cap is all squahed upwards bc of how close they are LMAO and ash is casually feeding himm...

again.

c'mon you can't tell me this isn't hinting at SOMETHING HERE 🙂🙂 WHOEVER IS DRAWING THESE OFFICIAL ARTS THANK YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART <33

no like seriously combined with the gay shit from pokemon journeys they HAVE TO BE CANON LOL 🤩

THIS WAS SO FUN 😍 considering to tag this as satogou week 2023....which wasn't even my intention anyway but...HEY LETS DO IT!

#satogouweek2023 <3

(me considering if anyone is acc gonna read all of this 😀😀 )

[ashipiko]

RAHHH HAPPY BIRTHDAYYY ‼️‼️ SURPRISE, LOSERRR 🫶🫶

plus a lil bonus,,,,

ASHI’S BIRTHDAY CAMPAIGN! 🌺

…Well, Ashi was supposed to react to Viv’s gift, until a certain somebody came in and stole the spotlight. If led to the birthday girl malfunctioning a little, the second lover’s quarrel of the day, and a desperately needed 5 minutes for them to sort it out. Hopefully the gift giver had no problems with waiting in order to get a proper, deserved reaction.

“ACEY, for the last time, no PDA at the party…!”

“Is that just so you don’t short circuit on me, or is that an actual rule?”

“An actual rule! For my sanity…!”

“Too bad I’m a rule breaker then~”

Sighing upon realizing it would take a little longer than wanted to get out of this trap, Ashi embarrassedly looks over to the one who gave the gift, “A-Anyway! Vivs, gen thank you SO much for this banger of a banger?! This is sick! I look so stinkin’ cute!~ Like, your art is literally off the walls insane.”

“All the artists dropping off these trinkets for me are so talented…” The girl’s iconic sobs visit yet again, “You guys just get the Ashi charm! I’m so cute…!”

(ASHI REACTION UNDER CUT)

viv you cannot just call me a loser AND DROP THIS?????? CUZ HELLO????????? BRO EHAT!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭 I WDYYALLY LIKE LOWKEY SCREWMED WHEN THIS FIRST GOT SENT IN THE EFFORT. YOU PUT IN? ASHI’S ARTGIRL CHARM LITERALLY POPPED OFF HERE LIKE ??2?:2!/?. THE POSE IS SO COOL. THE COMPOSIYION ISS O NICE. ITS LIKE SHES JUMPING OUT OF HER NOTEBOOK…… THE LETTERING FOR THE GEOOVY???? WAAAUAGAH. THE COLORS THE EVERTHING THE SPARLLESSSS WHEN I GETCHU VIV. WHEN IGEG YOU!!!! THANK HIU SO MUCB FAM LIKE AXTUALLY

And your ACE HES SO CUTE. HES SO HNDOSME. PUNCHES HIMM!!!!! do not LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT 😭😭🤔😭👊😭🥲😳 IM LOSING MY MIND IT. yeah. I JEED TO SLEEP. IM GOONG INSANE. THANK YOU AAHIN VIVS THIS ACTUALLY MADE ME FO COO COO NUTS INSANE

[wilsons-three-legged-siamese]

MY OCS BACKSTORY AND JUST INFO DUMP ON HIMM!!

Feel free to send me anything i can add!!

My oc:

Art by the wonderful @lefthandedspaghetti !! Joon you're so talented.

Info on him:

Name: Dr. Sydney Forrest.

Full name: Sydney Will-Knox Forrest-Gösta

Age: 24

Nationality/ethnicity: born in England, raised in the us. British, swedish and french.

Accent: british with a hint of french, he cant say certain words.

Languages: english, swedish and french

Gender: male, cis

Sexuality: questioning gay

Hair colour: light, light blonde

Eye colour(s): green & brown

Hair type: short, fluffy, not styled/messy.

Physicality: quite skinny, around 5'9", always on his tip toes so probably 5'5", flamboyant look.

Personality type: INTP

Personality: awkward, intoverted, oddly polite to strangers, sarcastic, caring, sympathetic - cant do empathy.

Disorders/conditions: depression, ptsd, slight autism, svt (supraventricular tachycardia), horrid anxiety. He also have chronic backpain and once in a while borrows houses vicodin, but usually just has wilson massage it (i have chronic backpain and used to have svt.. 😁).

Voice claim!!

Voice: (Steven Patrick) Morrissey. (This but with a hint of french, but oretty accurate.)

Backstory: tw; sui, sh, @buse

Syd was born on the 2nd of june to his parents, Delilah Gösta and William Forrest. Deliah was a banker, and William was a doctor, a very good one at that. Syd didn't get much attention when little, no hugs, no pet names - no normal kid things. He was mainly left to his own devices. He got a proper education, but got bullied a lot for his looks and unusual placement at home. He isn't very confident at all, being extremely shy as his self esteem is very low. At the age of 9, his mum had left for another guy. William was broken, so he quit his job and started to drink, quickly becoming abusive. Syd couldn't deal with it, so he turned to sh and attempts. Non of them worked. At 14, he was placed in hospitalization because of one of the attempts, wilson being his doctor. Wilson noticed how awful his life was, and actually fostered Syd for a year until Syd managed to get into hopkins, getting a dorm at 15. He graduated at 18, started working at ppth and formed a good relationship with house, as well as wilson. Syd told house all about william, them having flings in college. Syd became cardio head at 20, even house is impressed. He sees wilson as a father.

Random facts/hcs!:

He ships house and wilson so much hes actually managed to make them kiss.

House taught him how to play piano.

Hes never had a love interest, but tends to swoon over random strangers.

He enjoys petnames and being held, in a platonic way, probably from childhood issues.

He has pictues of his dad and house from their college days.

His hair is extremely soft, people love touching it, and he loves people touching it (by people i mean house and wilson.)

He has a comfort object !! Its a rose gold stethoscope*

He absolutely sucks ass at saying tounge twisters because of his fucked accent.

He really enjoys cracking his knuckles, annoys the hell out of everyone.

Hes got a wonderful singing voice.

He collects really pretty rocks.

He steals wilsons clothes all the time, literally every time he vists.

Hes basically blind without the glasses.

Hes always on his tiptoes (same, i had casts for 6months when i was like 7 [didn't do anything])

* the stethoscope 🩺 ‼️

He has a dog!!

His name is Sawyer and is basically just a dog version of himself, why he loves him so much

(Not my photo)

Tagging! @sillyhyperfixator

[des-fangirl]

Ok it's almost 2 am and im very eepy BUT

What do you guys think of Angua and Carrot. I mean together

My own thoughts are mixeddd, sometimes i think they're sweet and i like them and others i just wanna scream GO AWAY FROM HIMM especially now that Sally is here mhhmhm...

It's not that I don't like Carrot BECAUSE I ACTUALLY LIKE HIM PRETTY MUCH, it's just that..well i can kinda relate to what Angua is feeling and what is described AND I WOULD'VE GONE NUTS IF I WAS HER. And I can't really relate to Carrot so SADLY it's 1:0. I still love you both im just trying to figure out whether you work out or not..

AND I WANNA HEAR YOUR THOUGHTS🗣️‼️

[taylorswiftsfavouritedaughter]

Invisible string

(Part 2 and this is based off my part one of the invisible string series)

ollie bearman × female reader!

summary : so it goes according to the plan. Ollie and reader decided to trick their fans into thinking that they're both are dating. It's just a harmless little idea, what could possibly happen?

warnings : reader/you being a book girly & hayden christensen stan (not a warning but just a reminder)

trope : childhood friends to lovers

yourusername

yourusername im gonna miss him sm

liked by olliebearman and 3,780 others.

olliebearman : im gonna miss you more

} yourusername : ❤❤

username170 : she hard launched him yall

paularon_ : im sick of yall being lovey dovey in front of me

} yourusername : get yourself a gf then

username990 : my fav couple💕💕

username560 : aaaaaa the anakin skywalker pic!!

} yourusername : i'd follow him into the dark side tbh

} olliebearman : what about me

} yourusername : you got races to attend soo 😪

} username908 : THE FLIRTING OMG

} username240 : y/n is so real for the anakin statement

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olliebearman

olliebearman arrived in 🇨🇳

liked by yourusername and 6,790 others.

yourusername : cuteee

} olliebearman : you more

username670 : 🔥🔥🔥

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yourusername

yourusername here are some life updates! 📖 : unravel me

liked by olliebearman and 2,400 others.

username567 : pls adopt me

} olliebearman : only if it's a package deal

} yourusername : ofc we can adopt them

} olliebearman : im 19 and is too young to be a dad wdym y/n?

} yourusername : and im 18 wtf are you complaining abt boy?🙄🙄🙄

username670 : couple goals

username560 : omg she reads the shatter me series!!

} yourusername : yesyes I loveee kenji sm

username340 : ok girl we can tell that you love himm

} yourusername : 💕💕

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Thats all from me now <3333 do you guys want part 3 on this?

[wrennnies]

HEY TUYS IM NOT DEAD

so in the last month ive been on holiday and then got sucked into inazuma eleven, since i was alresdy playing it ill give a short summary of what i thought (plus inaxuma eleven 2) and also the anime!!! (though shorter bc i watched it in a dub of a language i barely know) ill try and play all the inazuma eleven 3 games, i only watched the first season of inazuma eleven go tho.

inazuma eleven 1: it was great!!!! unfortunately ive been endeared to bobby shearers. also i thought the erik plotline went nowhere but i was supposed to get him before kirkwood.... the last battle i beat by mere happenstance, whoops!!! i lovedit tho. ALSO someone pls answer this: are zeus like.... genetically modified humans????? cuz it neverr gets answered, ray darks way of speaking was SO VAGUE. like is the research abt the boys or the steroids????

also nellys so cool i love her. the anime was super cool, but i was confused with its 127 eps since i only played the first game so i thought it mightve been like some anime only stuff??? turns out theres more than one inazuma eleven game.

i think the anime adapted the game pretty well, from what i could understand but i thought celia was way meaner abt jude in the game??? idk if its bc she has the “im gonna end ur life” face all the time in that game that made me think that though.... probably since shes like way more "innocent and cute" in the second game (todd ironside is so wrird i HATE HIMM in the first game)

anyway inazuma eleven 2!!!!!

great game, i called shawn shibuya since i didnt know his english name, or his Japanese one for that matter. the reason i chose shibuya was because i played twewy right before seeing him, and he looks like a shibuya.

speaking of which, i had some names for the people i didnt know the names of!! heres a list of the more interesting ones:

shawn: shibuya

victoria: peach (because her name sounded like peach in the localisation)

sue: girl inlove with erik

dvalin: hades (he looked like a hades)

hurley: dry sea (same reason as victoria)

darren: knockoff mark (look i didnt know anything abt this guy)

knockoff axel (i dont remember his name im sorry but his hairs kinda styled the same way????)

archer: giacomo????? giakomo???? i literally have no idea who or ehat a gyacomo is i just saw him and said "giackomo" SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHO GIACOMO IS, maybe i mixed gakupos name and komo os name together???? but WHY????

camilla: kori (i played time hollow before this and they looked kinda similar)

anyway back on task i really liked the girls, even if they got their ass kicked most of the time... like everyone else 😭😭 also jack was so sexist like WHATTT least mark was like yeah u come over here NOW.

the love stuff was cool, i savestated to ge everyones dialogue lol... i think my favs either toris or celias, its hilar that they dont even CONSIDER celia to be gf material 😭😭😭 but thats fine with me, love her. i liked how nathans mental breakdown was done in the anime betterr than the game since he left himself and bot bc he got the shit beat outta him. also SHAWN FROSTE. KIND????? HE CALLED CLOISTER DIVINITY "CLOTH EARED BEGGARS" AND TOLD SOMEONE THAT THEY HAD A FACE ONLY A MOTHER WOULD LOVE FUCK YOU MEAN KIND???? blunts more accurare i think. hes also scottish so i thought hurleyd be welsh since shawn was scottish and hes north uk so i thought west would be welsh... even if that makes no sense. AND SOUNDTOWN IS SO FUNNY like "hed kill the coach to get that key" lmao???? some of the character sprites are.... interestinf!!!! victoria definitely looks better in the anime 😭😭😭

nah but to learn that these orphans were just cosplaying their ocs while bombing schools is insane LIKE THET GET NO REPRECUSSIONS???? THEY DESTROYRD SCHOOLS ANDI KNOW THEYRE ALL LIKE 12 BUT STILL???? also dvalin is such theatre kid, they ALL ARE.

aliens destroying the world via football is honestly so level 5 i think they found their footing.

linas eng voice does NOT suit her LMAO itsl like a teenagers voice like thats a grown ass woman bro

caleb is cool tho love his insane sprite

like did jordan EVER apologise for destorying a bunch of schools??? i prolly shouldnt say bombing cuz they werent bombs...

also i thouggt for SURE this franchise would be more popular like ONLY 2,861 FICS ON AO3 FROM A SERIES THAT LARGE????? FUCK OFF... LIKE PROFRSSOR LAYTON HASLIKE TEN THOUDAND OR SMTH STUPID??? and i also need to know which game i can recruit professor layton to football fight with me

and jordan was done SO DIRTY in sesson 3 LIKE NOOO COME BACK :(((((

and i thought axel x mark would be WAYYY more popular than it is???? like i cant believe caleb x jude is the most popular thing on ao3 😭😭

also i cant believe jordan and xavier adopted kariya and its ONLY MENTIONED IN THE DISCONTINUED GACHA GAME???? like isnt that breaking SOME sort of workplace relationship rule?????

im glad to see nelly and mark together, tho it makes me a bit sad to think what silvia wouldve thought bc she def was there when it happened, i also read some of the fandom pages for them and he gets married to camilla in an au???? like GOD silvia cant catch a BREAK

also go was really good!!! hate that pikachu fucker though. /j they got people that arent british!!!! and i got spoilt via my sister. cant believe hurley whirley wasnt in season ine tho wtf. caleb also lookslike a middle aged mother when hes older lmao. i also hate that fuck ass dog for a moment i thoight he was gonna start talking like a certain other level five dog i could name, SHERLY.

and im guessing tenma isnt in orion bc hes dead since axel wasnt alienating himself to save him that time....

i got spoilers and i thought that shawns dead bro was actually alive 😭😭😭 in inazuma eleven

descole and stahnguns secret love child is also cool, love the new captain even if hes rich and plays piano

and i think thats it!!!! thanks for reading if uve read this far lol

[enlighten3d]

NOOOO WHY DIDNT THEY KILL HIMM )): (ill shut up about this the INSTANT that someone dies okay. its been too long. last time somoene died on-camera was wemmbus 'i created minecrafts greatest civilisation'.)

no but also like. theres no logical reason not to kill him? beyond Plot ig. but like. why keep the promise. zams broken plenty of promises and agreements, wemmbu would be hurting NOTHING and would only prove his point by immediatly breaking the agreement and killing this guy (whose name i dont even know). he has no reason not to. it would only be beneficial. i swear im not just bloodthirsty on this fine night, it just makes no sense

[celabi]

I saw you mention that you’ve started playing baldur’s gate 3, thoughts on Astarion the funny vampire guy that I have cried myself to sleep over multiple times (I am not okay)

Astarion is the reason I bought the game in the first place 😭😭 my god I love him so much.

Im only on act two, so I don’t know much about him, but he’s jisywhiwnwhwiw oh my god sassy man apocalypse. One scene where we went to this village and there were banging noises from behind some doors, he sounded so excited to open it and see what was behind 😭😭😭 and then it’s just turns out to be some monster fudging, and he’s stranding there like 😆 I LOVE HIMM HES SO PRECIOUS. “Careful, I bite 😉” ONAY OKAY OKAY OKAY PKEASE PLEASE PLEA ME ME ME ME and newbon is just 💋 dunno who I like more, him or his actor 😭

I failed to like get gale in that one portal thing so I don’t know if I’ll fall in love with him 😔 BUT ASTARION AND KARLACH HAVE MY HEART I LOVE THEM SO MUCH.

When I get on tmrw I’ll take a screenshot of my tav and show her off 😏 she fine as hell I have a few mods hehheheh

God they’re perfect to me i am unwell and convulsing

[jellyaibo]

i literally went to bed early and woke up early to watch bfdia 8 (to watch it w a frand) and god im ok now i think

spoilers below okk so dont look unless u saw the ep

fries trying to win the lottery and eventually just stealing a car . ok i love you fries wow HES SUCH AN OLD MAN TO ME OK AND THIS MADE ME EXPLODE hes so crazyyyy love himm

FRIES AND GELATIN ID SAYYY WERE LIKE. MY FAV PARTS OF THE EP ohhhh goode god hi gelatin (i missed feeling so crazy over him bc he was the first bfdi guy i was rlly attached to DUH)

AHHH AND THE SHADESHOUSE thank u for making gelatin a crazy guy in canon now i hope we never see ppl trying to say he's a kid ever again . praying for no more gelatin infantilization and maybe i will be at peace

[bubbledtee]

im sighing extra loud so you can hear me… all the talk about dave, im getting so soft for him. but also i need him in every way.

so i’m gonna gift you this image and i’m gonna run cause LOOK AT HIMM

(this is literally ‘83 dave too sooo do with that what you will)

this pic. god bless you ron mcgovney for taking this pic. however i’m imagining that I took this pic in the metallimansion instead.

being their photographer and living with them would absolutely entail you taking pics of them literally just doing anything. often yo get pics like this where you’re getting a big side eye from whoever you’re taking a pic of, and i just think it’d be the silliest thing in the world.

also you definitely have gotten so many pics of any of the guys with their dick out (those often don’t leave your hands though (aside from the naked truth pic of james 🤗🤗))

[lynnwritessmut]

based off song lyrics..

————————-GTA————————

y/n and matt are both playing gta while nick and chris are downstairs. nick and chris both come up to talk to us..

matt: “bro SHOOT HIMM!”

y/n: “IM TRYING MATTHEW!!”

chris: “ooh can i play?”

*matt dies and throws the control at chris*

matt: “there.”

nick: “y/n can i have a turn?”

y/n: “sure i guess, matt we can watch tiktok while they play.”

*matt and y/n go on the couch downstairs and sit down to watch tiktok*

matt: “i can’t see the screen y/n”

y/n: “omg, your so blind..”

matt: “just come closer, lay on my lap if you want i just need u to be closer so i can see it.”

*y/n stands up and sits on matt’s lap as matt starts to get a boner*

matt: “i- uh…”

y/n: “what’s so exciting?”

*matt looks y/n in her eyes and then focuses on her lips, matt then starts slowly moving closer to y/n’s mouth.*

matt: “i love you.”

y/n : “prove it.”

*matt picks y/n up by her waist and brings her into the bathroom.. he then starts making out with her and squeezing her thighs*

y/n: “oh yes…”

*matt takes his pants and underwear off and starts signaling y/n to do the same*

y/n: “ohhhh yeah i forgot”

matt: “your so cute”

*y/n is finished taking her clothes off and matt picks her up and puts her on the sink as he goes down and starts licking her pussy.*

y/n: “oh shit..”

*y/n is on the edge and matt knows it, he stops licking her pussy and gets up just to make y/n mad*

y/n: “Matt!!”

matt: “wow.. im so good ur screaming my name ALREADY!”

*y/n laughs but gets interrupted by matt rubbing the tip on her sensitive clit that’s already been pleasured and she shivers as it happens..*

y/n: “stop teasing me and just put it-“

*matt shoves all 9 inches in as y/n starts talking*

y/n: “oh fuck.. mmmm..”

matt: “like this?”

*as matt starts really fucking her.. nick comes down and knocks on the door.*

nick: “if you guys are having sex can you please go in the bedroom or something this is the only bathroom in the house and i have to piss.”

matt: “shit..”

y/n: “oh! uhh were not doing what you think we are..”

*chris comes down aswell*

chris: “we can hear it..”

matt: “oh.”

*matt and y/n get dressed and head out*

nick: “ewww now it stinks in here.”

*chris laughs and matt punches nicks arm*

nick: “MATT!”

y/n: “yeah i might just go home.”

chris: “uh oh matt looks like you did something wrong!”

matt: “shut the fuck up you cockatoo”

chris: “matt your just mad she didn’t like YOUR cockatoo.”

nick: “ugh.. disgusting, i’m going to walmart to piss.”

matt: “im not driving you. you better walk there!”

y/n: “i’ll drive you. i need something there to.”

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sorry it’s not long! just not a lot of stuff to go off since it’s like 5 words lmfao.

[normalcannibalism]

here is a funny little pl oc. uh. more info under cut about himm

basic stuff: he's a young teenager, probably 13? not super sure... he is a guy. he/him. he has albinism (i know his eye colour is unrealistic dw) and he's a bit (incredibly) rude (he's so mean) he's based off spring heeled jack, the old urban legend. he's basically trying to be the sequel lmao.

more detail stuff from here (sorry if any of it is difficult to understand, also it is possible it could change in the future)

he is from a small village which is incredibly superstitious to the point where it affects the everyday life very heavily, he is not superstitious at all though. he is VERY skeptical about everything. these superstitions also ended up affecting him very heavily cuz. he got abandoned by his parents cuz they were scared of him and he ended up being bullied very often by other kids. he's very bitter about all that.

he just had to raise himself, learn everything on his own including stuff about his albinism and how it will affect him, especially since he didn't have any shelter to go to. he never had any friends or anyone who would talk to him in a neutral way, they'd all just mock him or be terrified of him. so he doesn't know how to trust or be kind at all.

he does try to dress as formally as he can, though he's still a dirty ass teen who has no clue how to clean himself. (really wish i was able to show that better in his design but oh well) his clothes are just taken from the trash.

eventually he got really fed up and decided to get revenge on the people by taking full advantage of the village's superstition, by pretending to be an old urban legend - he wouldn't even do any real harm but they'd act like he did! so boom, he's spring heeled jack now and he goes and just. causes mild inconveniences for people and they're fucking shitting themselves. he got pretty athletic because of the entire, 'spring heeled' part. he only ever does it at night, so that it's dark and difficult to see anything. he avoids doing genuinely harmful stuff as much as possible but he'd probably fuck up once or twice because. he has a blow torch or something.. for the fire breathing.

he continues this for literal years and eventually someone in the village sends a letter to the great professor layton and blah blah. layton and luke would have an adventure, iunno where it'd take place in the. time line? is that the word..? anyways, layton would figure out that the scary spooky fucked up gentleman demon is just some kid who's upset and been heavily wronged. jackson would just end up living with layton, because even after the tragic backstory reveal the village would still be scared of him

then like. character arc stuff? iunno, im not that far yet with my thoughts. thanks for reading this tho, feel free to give me ideas if you'd like or whatever. also the name of the game (or ig just his story) would be 'professor layton and the returning legend'

ok bye