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Played 205 clicks & i adore royal. Dude got all his daily chores done & had time to spare for a full breakdown that took the entire game with it. I hope if he ever does end up in a sequel or something he kills the player in real life, he deserves a treat.

Also I hope he gets a date with that hot villain guy he's clearly crushing on. And that escaping means he's not getting censored anymore on the fact that he's queer.

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I love video game protagonists that despise You/YOU personally

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ROYAL has gotta be one of my favorite █████ villai- hey, what the? I didn't type that I typed █████. Huh that's weird I wonder what that's about. ANYWAY.

go play this game will end in 205 clicks i guess. its for free.

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cubfan135 fact #644:

Cub speaks villager

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"I want him" not sexually not romantically but a secret third way (squeaky toy)

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Could you draw more of XD? I’d love to see your final design of him! :D

ive been trying to revamp its design to lean more on moths n shit but i dont have anything solid yet hsbfbf

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Waking up from your decade long enchanted sleep to learn that, not only is sharing your True Name with the fae okay now, but there's actually a rule against using a false name when entering the faerie market.

Your friends admit that this causes some problems— it's way easier to fall victim to a false deal, or get stolen away now— but everyone goes to the fae market to buy their goods so what are you gonna do? Not see your friends? Go out of your way to buy more expensive stuff from the human market? Yeah right.

Also yes they still perform their light-footed fluttering dances under the silvery light of the full moon, but in order to get in you have to first watch the dancers perform two short plays about why you should shop at certain local businesses. Also if you want to talk about the performance afterwards then you need to trade them your True Name, your home address, your date of birth and your personal interests.

You do this so that the fae can this information on a scroll and give it to local business owners.

Another part of the deal they broke is that nobody may talk negatively about those businesses within the market walls. In fact, your friends say, the enchantment is so effective that it's very difficult to talk negatively about anything at all.

“I know it sounds un-good,” your friend admits. “But there are loopholes.”

“In retrospect,” another friend says, “I wish the town had voted un-yes to teaching the fae about money.”

“On the plus side,” the first friend says, “I hear the market is investing in one of those enchanted statues that responds to questions with deliberately ambiguous riddles, so long as you trade it your memories of secondary school.”

“Oh, cool. Is that why they're burning down the library?”

You wonder if it's too late to go back to sleep.

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im stacking extension cords on each other like theyre tinker toys. constructing a tower of babel in the name of the god of electricity. there'll be at least 100 outlets when ive hooked these boys up nice and good. ill never run out again

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Yesterday a kid said to me "excuse me? Your hair looks like beautiful anime hair" which is already amazing and then she said "watch me on your camera when I go down the slide I'm going to do the Peter Griffin death pose when I come out" and she sure did.

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"Because I said so" straight up isn't as good an answer as you think it is.

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"Because I said so" straight up isn't as good an answer as you think it is.

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"Because I said so" straight up isn't as good an answer as you think it is.

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"Because I said so" straight up isn't as good an answer as you think it is.