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Seriously I have a love/hate relationship with showers…
Funny ADHD ASD Memes
#autism#actually autistic#autism awareness month#autism acceptence month#showers#showering#hygiene#getting in the bad#but getting out is somehow WORSE?!#I’m sure some of you can relate#neurodivergence#neurodiversity#actually neurodivergent#feel free to share/reblog#Funny ADHD ASD Memes (Facebook)
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Perhaps the worst game design choice in Skyrim is when you are told to go kill nameless bandits who you can't talk to and just exist as random enemies, and then when you're fighting one they yell "I yield" and you're okay, that's fair, I'm just here to get some random sword I don't actually want to kill you and after all, the game tips say that if they yell "I yield" you can sheathe your sword and they'll stop fighting
Then you find out that's COMPLETELY FALSE, the game does NOT allow you to do that, the nameless bandits like all enemies in the game are programmed to fight to the death, and that's what you do, you fight them to death, because they have no names no lives or anything, they are there to keep attacking you and fight to the death for a chest with 124 gold and boots with a bonus to enchantment.
Or what's worse, the game makes them yell "PLEASE NO MORE" or "I YIELD" JUST as you deliver the killing blow. It would be an interesting comment on violence in videogames if it wasn't just a fakeout because the nameless bandits aren't actually coded to do anything but to fight you to death.
Okay, that's a bunch of poor game design choices, not just one.
#cosas mias#skyrim#this isn't even the only or the worst case of Nameless Bandits in videogames either#if anything Skyrim is just average on this#Fallout 4 is even worse and somehow Starfield is as bad#one would think that with years and years of game development some people would have thought of implementing 'fight or flight'#where low-level bandits figure out it isn't worth to fight to the death a demigod or you can talk to them#but I guess gamers need to have their human-like targets to mow down and get their scores up like this is a fucking 80s arcade right?#same as it ever was
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Elidibus informing Emet of a pivot in their plans in the most messed up way he can manage.
#ffxiv#sketch#emet selch#elidibus#zenos yae galvus#also known as Elidibus doing his habitual grilling of Emet and his attachment problems#aka my brains way of why he and elidibus never were in the same room back in StB#with the way I write emet and zenos' relationship#it would be bad enough for him to see the wrong soul in his body#and even worse that the being your coworker is piloting his your great grandson's corpse#this also just gives me the mental image of Emet having an aneurysm finding out zenos is somehow still alive after HE dies#because i am simply a strange person on the boat of despite being his “experiment”#the resonant was an outlier- and he was not originally supposed to become ascian-like#emet thinking zenos finally got his peace and is in the aetherial sea->zenos alive and getting dragged around by fandini instead
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Been reading one of the Nightwing comics... And hit a part in Dick's narration.
Dick is thinking about how a plan must be precise, and remembering advice from an older performer at his circus.
A performer whose shtick included diving thirty feet or so off a platform into a bucket of water - somehow, that could be pulled off by calculating the just right degree of angle when you hit it.
Dick is thinking about it in connection of the precision needed, and we're thinking, okay, it's a nice circus memory, brings home Dick started learning before joining Bruce... and then he says
"I was there on the day he miscalculated the angle - just by a degree or so. And broke his neck"
Teeny Tiny Dick, less than eight years old, had to watch a friend die a gruesome death on his routine job. Long before his parents died. Long before he was Robin.
Like, no freaking wonder Dick didn't hesitate to go out to fight psychos as Robin - kid was already used to death being part of your job...
Man. I think I need a moment.
Gosh- Dick, darling, you need serious therapy.
#he's so fucked up#“dick had the happiest childhood!”#sure#if we want to call this happy#I feel so bad for him rn#everyday I find out something new about this guy and somehow it keeps getting worse#“it can't possibly get worst than this”#dick: *drops new lore*#oh it CAN get worse#dick grayson#nightwing#robin#dc#dc comics
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VOX, Media Overlord | 1x02 - Radio Killed The Video Star
"[He's] up in his tower waiting for a flat-faced prince to calm him down."
#hazbin hotel#vox#hazbin vox#vox hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel vox#requested#hazbin hotel edit#hazbin edit#my gifs#radio killed the video star#Certified Redemption ��︎#oh yes. definitely gonna do more of him. he's tricky but doable#he's a fun challenge. it's tough to keep his bright colors bright and saturated#while at the same time not oversaturating him#cuz if i don't recolor at all he comes out BLAND and boring#but if i saturate him even a little then he can oversaturate and then the image quality is MURDERED IN COLD BLOOD bc#the higher the saturation and contrast = the worse the quality gets. which is funny cuz this show is all high sat and contrast LMAO#but i'm making him work. got a decent recipe for him so far. i'll keep playing with him cuz wow his shots are so NICE#like sure his two colors contrast a lot but at least they're FLAT for the most part. so that helps a lot in the color tables#character spotlight#also it's weird...#usually i have a thing for pathetic bi men but somehow vox didn't trigger the awooga cortex in my brain. wonder if/when that'll change 🤔#i think i'm too busy simping for vaggie and husk to give him attention rn is all kjsdhfljsdhjfkhs#flashing gif#flickering gif
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a change in you
part 1 // part 2 // [part 3]
#rain world#rain world downpour#slugcat#rw artificer#rw scavenger#rw slugpup#rw pioneer#rw oc#rain world oc#but wait it gets WORSE#first part: awww an emotional reunion#this part: oh no it's dark#tfw your mother goes insane from grief#i ran a bit out of steam halfway through but it still looks better than the previous part somehow?#erm... yeah this is quite heavy im gonna put trigger warnings at the end#rw spoilers#i guess?#rw downpour#rain world comic#rw artificer pups#rw comic#tw blood#tw gore#tw violence#tw impalement#tw violent imagery#kalivasquez#kalivasquezart#2024#NOOOO I FORGOT ABOUT HER SLING BAG THINGY AHHH
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if captain kirk irresponsible? why huge baby cow eyes???
if captain kirk bad captain? why-
you thought i was gonna talk about his voluptuous titties fat ass sparkling personality and unflinching moral character ? no.
if you say kirk is a bad captain i will kill you. I will shoot you into space like they did to bill shatty when he wouldn’t shut tf up about going to space
except unlike bill shatty ill send you up naked and defenceless into the vast chasm of space your lungs will explode and your eyes will fall out or some shit (i saw that in a doctor who episode)
kirk drift is getting out of hand and my response to this is ending all kirk drifters and repopulating the earth with kirklophiles such as myself and my dad paul.
#also kirk is neither irresponsible or a bad captain he leads with and incredible mix of compassion logic and patience#he deeply respects star fleet and the work he does for it but has no problem challenging both their views and his own for the good of other#puts his crew first at all times#deep curiosity and hope for the future#also cunty#kirk drift#i have not slept in 36 hours#i spent 5 hours writing wwdits fanfiction on microsoft notes and eating icing out of a tub#im trying to get into the next gen but i miss kirk so much#picard is so bald and straight#and the sexism is somehow worse#idk#im so tired#and i need to clean my depression room cause my moms coming to visit#boooooo#star trek tos#star trek#spirk#jim kirk#spock
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I know the narrative and themes of The Last of Us are eventually going to veer into exploring how to break of the cycle of violence but right now Ellie can have a little violence, as a treat
#The Last of Us#TLOU#TLOU spoilers#Ellie Williams#Babygirl needs to get it all out of her system and frankly I don't blame her in the slightest#Impressed that they somehow made David WORSE in the show than in the game. Slimy SOB. Pure vileness.#seta speaks#top posts
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i think it would be very funny to consider for skin creatures the one 'do you reproduce by budding' moment from spongebob but its like Luo Binghe trying to be a dick to Liu Qingge specifically and in the process saying the most unhinged shit.
Man being like: What you breath air?
and very confused Qingge is just: You don't?
#svsss#svsss shitpost#skinhe#luo binghe#liu qingge#there is nothing funnier to me than liu qingge specifically being the unfortunate straight man confused deeply by skin creature antics#man just went out to get a cup of coffee on his morning jog#did not ask to be confronted by severe existentialism before noon#okay you wait till noon before introducing the concept that you can skin graft a binghe like trimmings from a shrubbery#and the best part is im certain all of this has a two truths and a lie element to it#lqg goes to confront sqq and he's like 'silly shidi of course binghe's aren't all connected to a central nervous system like a mushroom...#colony. that's ridiculous' and lqg sighs in relief and is like so the budding this is also a lie and deapan sqq is just 'oh not that's...#'completely true and also he sheds them as well and occasionally eats them for nourishment' and he wishes he never asked in the first place#as that is somehow worse than everything else
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This is such a bittersweet way for Liliana to end. For so much of the campaign, she’s spoken of herself almost as if she believes herself fully lacking in agency regarding her circumstances. As if she had no choice but to join the Vanguard, to stand by while Ludinus and Otohan committ atrocities, to leave her family behind, to put the world on the line. This was the only way she could see to 'save her daughter', so of course there was no choice but to do it. And when Imogen reached out to her, told her that no, I don’t want this, you can still walk away, there’ll be consequences but you can walk away, Liliana dithered. Suddenly there was an undeniable choice - to betray either Ludinus or her daughter - and she didn't want to make it, didn't want to committ to either choice, didn't want to accept that despite all her hardships she does, in fact, have agency.
In the end, she didn’t get to make that choice between Vanguard or Imogen. She dithered for too long, and the agency that she had so long denied having was finally, truly, taken from her.
#when hearing what happened i got this pit in my stomach of 'that's it? this is how she ends?'#bc i had built her up. i expected a big dramatic choice of her picking a side and stabbing the other in the back#somehow this feels worse than if she had picked the vanguard and stabbed imogen in the back#or if she had fully turned on ludinus and been killed fighting him#this is a sad pitiful death#she denied her own agency so hard that it finally came true#...if bh end up dithering so hard about their own uncertainties that predathos gets out unintended it'll be some hella foreshadowing#nella talks cr#liliana temult#critical role#cr3 spoilers#cr3#cr spoilers#anyway I'm home from work today bc of reasons so let's write meta instead
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after two years i finally draw the favorite
#my art#still learning honestly. idk how to explain it but some medias youre so fixated on and obsessed with u instantly want to draw everyone#for me dunmeshi has always been the opposite. series and characters i enjoy sm i cannot bring myself to pick up a pencil#for some reason. it got a lot worse once the anime started airing idk. simply forcing myself to get some of my energy out. in a way#dunmeshi#dungeon meshi#thistle#dunmeshi thistle#thistle dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#>_< series i was into since late 2021. yet u wouldnt know that unless u follow my side twitter account. sowwy ig#i do this with a lot of franchises honestly. cannot bring myself to draw even if i think abt the characters constantly. ie skip to loafer#u will nvr catch me calling this guy sissel sorry. save that name for Mr. Ghost Trick. another thing i. also. dnt talk abt. which i adore#i need to get better at talking abt and expressing myself for the things that i enjoy. ive been wanting to draw laios for a good#while too but im scared. for some reason. u-u should nvr let a white man do that to me honestly.#for now i'll thistle tho. maybe we will get kabru namari or mithrun next from me >_< i have to talk myself into it#i think the closest way i can explain why i cannot bring myself to draw for some series is that i dnt want to mess up somehow#like 'ilu so much [character] what if i cnt draw u the way u deserve even tho i love u sm what if its not enough.' <- leaves it to sm1 else#tbh [scratches head] i prefer the version with less coloring ^-^ but i realize the one thats more colored would get more eyes on it... hm
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just watched beetlejuice beetlejuice at the theaters, and can I just say, I loved it! it definitely didn’t disappoint and was a zany adventure, just like the first one.
and it kinda added layers to betelgeuse in a way. because spoilers I definitely thought they would go the same route for astrid and jeremy, the same way they did for lydia and betelgeuse in that what jeremy wanted was for astrid to marry him so that he could get out. instead it was a more sinister method, and it makes me wonder why betelgeuse never tried it. it can’t be because he doesn’t know about it, because he’s the type of ghost to read the handbook backwards and forwards just so he can find every loophole to exploit. like my head keeps going in circles. especially for the first movie where lydia had initially wanted ‘in’ while he wanted ‘out’, the switcheroo method that jeremy tried with astrid would’ve been perfect then. even in this movie where he already has experience of lydia backing out of their deal, he could have had lydia promise to exchange her soul for his. with how much she wanted to save astrid, I’m sure lydia would have agreed. instead, he just wanted to remarry her. it’s interesting because it means betelgeuse, as putrid, crass, disgusting, and opportunistic as he is, actually seems like he has lines he won’t cross.
#beetlejuice#beetlejuice beetlejuice#beetlejuice beetlejuice spoilers#lydia deetz#astrid deetz#like sure betelgeuse did end up killing his ex wife but it was a qpq kind of thing#so is it like jeremy was even a worse kind of monster thing?#betelgeuse is interesting because while he seems every bit a cheater#when he gives his word he’ll see it through#he plays fair…in a way#even at the end it seems like he lets lydia banish him#like some sort of fae he will trick you dont trust him but if you beat him fair and square…#I mean I loved the cartoon#part of me thinks that even movie!beetlejuice has a soft spot for lydia#because he will (try to) horrify and traumatize her#(and I love that her reaction to this is just an unimpressed weirded out look)#but he will still help her#he treats her differently than other women for example…somewhat#weirdly enough they remind me of jareth and sarah#so my favorite dynamic of theirs will always be lydia somehow still getting the upper hand on him
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I forgot to make a post about this last week (or maybe I needed time to process what I saw), but addressing my fellow Tolkien fans out there: Did anyone else feel the urge to scoop their own eyes out with a spoon after the whole 'sympathetic and misunderstood orcs who just want to stay with their families and don't want to go to war' debacle?
Misunderstood orcs. Misunderstood. Orcs. Who don't want to go to war. ORCS. They actually showed an orc baby being held by its orc parent.
Once again... ORCS.
I am so glad Christopher Tolkien died in 2020.
#anti rings of power#anti trop#ropgarbage#my GOD#I mean#every time I think to myself:#'ok this is it... they can't possibly get any worse'#the rings of power somehow manages?#I mean... it IS impressive in a way#but MY. GOD.#and there are still people out there#who defend this show's writing#and they do it in a VERY weird way#it's truly unbelievable.#like once I criticised the writing in a website that shall not be named#and I was ranting about the way they portrayed one of my fav characters: galadriel#and how they changed everything that made her so special in the lore#and they called me racist#.... because I said they butchered galadriel's character#OK.#what I'm hearing from this is#you actually KNOW the writing sucks#but calling people names is easier... and a cope
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Having recently finished almost all of the IDW comics, I have to say that the fact that 90% of the dead Wreckers Wheeljack names in Loose Cannons are Wreckers that died in Last Stand of the Wreckers has some interesting implications
#those implications being that some version of Last Stand happened in Prime#and that it somehow went worse in Prime since Impactor is dead#and that Wheeljack was there to witness it#and therefore that Overlord is also in Prime#idw overlord#transformers overlord#tfp wheeljack#transformers wheeljack#last stand of the wreckers#transformers prime#transformers idw#transformers#tfp#maccadam#leaf speaks#not trying to say any of this is canon I just like speculating lol#this better not be how I start overlordposting#he has been monopolizing my brain#SOMEONE GET HIM OUT
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They would be so insufferable once they got together I’m telling you right now
Request by @molten-rainbows!💖✨✨
Uni-fying the requests because.
#worst double date ever when those guys keep getting denied access to many places for a second ride#for context! they aren’t the biggest fans of pda actually#they got lost inside the haunted house that also worked like a maze of the sorts. Meryl and Milly got out first and waited for them to#come out. but they never did. Meryl asked for security to look for them and they were caught in a place they shouldn’t be at#when asked abt the hickeys. they say they were hiding from someone who was chasing them. Vash covered WW mouth and he bit his palm#so Vash bit his hand in return. and bc they’re losers they kept going until things started to escalate and well#things ended up like that. and now they can’t get into the haunted house again.#Meryl considers not letting them be too far away from their line of sight because they are bastards separately and how together they are#somehow even worse. Milly won’t really interfere but would stop them if they start anything in public#which they wouldn’t. but they all know that would be a consequence#I cant for the love of me draw with at least a little bit of context behind it even if it’s just three panels OQJWK#without AA i make so many mistakes but whatever#trigun#vash the stampede#nicholas d wolfwood#trigun stampede#vashwood#vash#wolfwood#nicholas trigun#trigun fanart#meryl stryfe#milly thompson#millymeryl#the girls finally OQNWM#lenssi draws#Trigun Uni! AU#take the color palette as a grain of salt I have zero consistency. also the style I guess
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buddie will never go canon this, they'll never make eddie gay that, we've been let down before, yes yes i agree but
#soooo like whens that episode airing coz i need to see it for SCIENCE ya know#rewatching 911 from s4 has really made me realise they been pulled a spn on us this whole time#each season there is a buddie set up and then it goes nowhere and theyre back with female extra number 4 in some zero chemistry relationshi#and they keep doing it#and then are confused why we call them out for queerbaiting (derogatory)#at this rate they'll be both queer but dating other ppl and never get to together i swear to god#speedrun watching it somehow feels worse then the waiting i did week by week. rip#buddie#evan buck buckely#eddie diaz#ryan guzman#family feud#911 abc#911 fox#911
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