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tofu-bento-box · 5 months

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drew my party horrifically because the best way to not hate ur art is to make it bad on purpose

(ft. the soon-to-be-cucked bbeg and the bbeg’s girlfriend) ((they’re stealing his girlfriend)) (((the muppet paladin is stealing his girlfriend))) ((((as she should))))

ft. @revivivivify as lilith

#yes my bbeg is being rendered as a giant glittery penis #and what about it #dnd #dnd character #just like #the shittiest character tokens you’ve ever seen #owlbear rodeo #dnd5e #d&d #d&d 5e #d&d art #dnd art #i hate adding like twenty versions of the same tag #but everyone needs to see my posts #EVERYONE.

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rice-enjoyer · 1 year

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#felt like i needed to make this after some interactions today #i did this with burning text generator!#my overall tumblr experience has been amazing after 6 months of radio silence #this is directed at everyone who's mutuals with me. even if we are not in the same fandoms anymore or have anything in common #i still love you and get happy when i see you post/ramble about topics that are interesting to you #just fyi if we are mutuals i actively think about you with your pfp and username in mind at least once a day #<<< past rice being based with this tag #mutual appreciation #:-)

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simelune · 1 year

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me opening and closing tumblr like it’s a fridge

#i need to see EVERYONES POSTS!!!#my eyes are open #personal

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ato-dato · 5 months

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I return to you with one piece fanart, sire.

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sortanonymous · 4 months

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#kids online safety bill #kids online safety act #kosa #stop kosa #bad internet bills #censorship #didn't expect to post about this twice but i absolutely need at least someone to see these points #transphobes #edit: well this took off #somehow forgot a big point from my last more grimly jokey post on this #it's clear as day that the companies supporting are all for it to put the 1000th nail in the coffin for everyone's privacy #it's not about saving the children #and of course the senile freaks in congress aren't budging if it means further screwing over vulnerable minorities in and out of america #shameful. absolutely shameful.

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desultory-suggestions · 1 month

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Sometimes you have to commit to being wildly happy against all odds. Even in the face of terrible adversity we can find joy, beauty, and hope that will carry us forward.

#suggestions #as always these are affirmations and are not applicable for everyone so if this feels unhelpful for you that’s okay #some of us need different advice for our situations #a lot of people see my posts as catch alls but they truly are not #also as always this does not mean forget or ignore the real issues you are struggling with or witnessing #recovery #positivity #self love #mental health #self care #ed recovery #suggestion blog #love

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s0fter-sin · 13 days

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vampire au where they can only drink the blood type they were before they were turned. other blood has an almost poisonous effect, burning them from within like acid and drinking too much of it can kill them

in the old days, before the knowledge of blood types, it made humans they could feed on absolutely precious. they're kept safe, pampered and doted on; a vampire’s most prized possession

attacking another vampire's human is seen as the highest insult; not only is it a slight against them, it also carries the implication of "i want you to starve"

it's also used as the cruelest of punishments; starving a vampire for months, until they're feral with hunger just for their torturer to throw in a random human, watching them desperately suck down poison, their instincts begging them to keep drinking even as it kills them

ghost is one of the few who survived it; thrown in a pit so deep, he saw stars in the middle of the day, left with nothing but the dried bodies of the humans roba drained without care, others with their throats slit, blood he can't drink spilled out around them

a taunt of the one thing he needs but will never get

but ghost hasn't survived this long just to give up here

he refuses to die in this stinking, rotted pit

ghost is a force of nature as he descends over roba's manor; killing any who wander into his path until the halls run red. until he gets his hands on roba and tells him a secret:

vampires can feed on the blood of any vampire, regardless of blood type

it becomes a legend in vampire high society; if you starve another, you'd best make sure they actually die

otherwise you might end up piled in a dining room, the vampire you left for dead lounging on a throne of corpses with his fangs lodged in your throat

ghost decimates roba's empire, burning it to the ground until no one dares to speak his name in fear of incurring his wrath. it's incredibly taboo for a vampire to feed off another but ghost's too powerful for anyone to challenge him and the other vampires are too scared to try. scared of what he's willing to do, the lengths he'll go to; not that they'll ever admit it

soap is the first human he ever brings to court; delicately bathed in the finest silks and jewels, his throat always bare so he can show off ghost's ownership, his bite framed in lace

he's not like the delicate waifs the other vampires show off; he doesn't cling to his master, demure and submissive. he shows off his teeth as often as any vampire, fully willing to rip out the throats of any who insult him or ghost

a feral master needs a just as feral pet

#this also has me thinking of the different ways vampires would test blood before they drink it #obviously they wouldnt go straight for the bite just to get a mouthful of poison #have you seen the interview with the vampire movie and that scene with lestat and his sharp ring cuff thing?#ghost would absolutely have something like that #i see him having a full skeleton gauntlet type thing that cuffs onto his wrist and fingers #and at the end of his fingers hed have the claws #using them to shallowly stab johnnys throat #just enough for a drop to run down to his collarbone for him to lick up #goddamn #soft stop writing half your aus in the tags challenge #its hard okay i like to keep the post clean but then i get supplementary ideas so they go here #i only wanna present one idea at a time but i need everyone to picture soap dressed like one of the brides from van helsing #anyway high vampire!ghost and his beloved human pet!johnny au when #also peep the coraline reference lmao i had to #coming out of my cage and ive been doing just fine.txt #we’re a team. ghost team #soapghost #ghostsoap #ghoap #simon ghost riley #ghost cod #john soap mactavish #soap cod #cod mw2

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thefrenchbrick24601 · 2 months

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OKAY WAS NO ONE GOING TO TELL ME THERE IS A DISNEY LES MISERABLES COMIC?!

HELP I AM CONVULSING

#I need to make an individual post about this but I know Les mis is a very famous story that most everyone knows of #But as a member of the smaller (and pretty gay centric) fandom on tumblr #whenever I see it mentioned anywhere else my ears prick up like a dogs and I turn slowly #Also Donald being Maruis is so fucking funny #Les Miserables #Les mis #Disney #Donald duck #scooge mc duck #Ducktales #Polaris post #op

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thecindercrow · 2 years

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A League of Their Own - 1.06

#a league of their own #alotoedit #my gifs #my stuff #long post #I have a lot to learn still because these were a nightmare to light and color #but that's also just darkly lit shots for you #brighten your filming!#I need everyone seeing this who hasn't watched the show to know that this scene is played very...#well I was about to say 'straight' but that wouldn't be right #this isn't supposed to be subtextual or wink nudge wink #the scene is genuine. they are in a secret gay bar. they are blatantly flirting #after this they slow dance together and flo says jo is the most beautiful person she's ever seen #and this is just one tiny scene in this show that explores a lot of lgbt characters and relationships genuinely

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egg-baby-official · 2 years

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No one is safe from my beam. NO ONE!!!

#so glad to see transfem hunter popping up more and more often #everyone keep posting propaganda we need this to become mainstream #toh #the owl house #hunter toh #hunter noceda #transfem hunter #my art #doodles #me

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theloveinc · 7 days

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Togame Jo’s greeting kisses to you are always way too long.

The kind of affection that’s usually savored in private, instead displayed wherever, whenever, and every single time you see each other—he always takes two to three minutes just to kiss you hello, abandoning the task at hand (dozing off, attending to Choji, managing the Shishitoren) to mosey your way and pull your lips to his in something just a little too sloppy to be sweet, but a little too sweet to be… too distasteful.

Everyone’s used to it by now, even Sakura, knowing that when you arrive, there’s always a going to be a pause in action just for the sappy display of Togame drooping over you and announcing you to the crowd physically.

(What’s not readily exposed, however, and especially not in a room full of men, is that it’s not just a kiss Togame’s giving you, not just a hello that he hides behind his long bangs and your cheeks between his warm hands, but the kindest stare and sweetest little whisper, “missed you, baby,” as he wraps you up in his arms.)

#togame #jo togame x reader #it’s not tongue but it’s def one of those really deep smooches #when he just needs to breath you in for like … 10 - 15 seconds lmfao #and then do that like 3 more times lmao #by the time it becomes a thing everyone is just like ‘Jesus curhrist’ and knows to turn away for it unless they wanna see pda #i don’t see togame as going overboard with pda but there’s definitely this #he’s got three things… no wait… four #greet kisses… holding hands… hugs… and he always wants to be the little spoon so u can scratch his back or his hair or play with him #while he’s doing something else #anyway I know you’re just the couple that’s always smiling at each other too #you get to the ori and wave and he’s just breaking out in a little grin and going right in to swoop you up #I’m gonna go bald I’m tearing my hair out #can’t believe I’m using a tag too jeez #caitie post #gen

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cerealmonster15 · 1 year

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cursed au y/n?? Muppets au where Jamil is the token human lol

bad dream(?)

EDIT [3/4/24 hi] bc i was lookin thru art the other day and. i fear i might have been subconsciously remembering this post when i drew this fkdsjlfjkdslj ;A;??? i think i was actively thinking about those posts on tumblr that go around sometimes that are like "if [whatever media] was remade by the muppets, who would be the token human?" and that's what sparked me to be like "haha what if twst was muppets, who would be the straight man human, jamil would be funny" and led to me drawing this,,, but then when i found that post again the other day i was like oh god,,, the similarities... and i def saw that post in the past so it's possible there was influence and i just Forgot The Origin... WHOOPS AND OOPS IT WASNT INTENTIONAL ;;;A;;;. . . .. . ...