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AU where instead of trying to become Robin himself, Tim Drake devotes himself to necromancy to bring back Jason Todd
#magicians everywhere hate him!#It “works”. Jason Todd came back on his own#Tim had nothing to do with it#but don't tell him that#now Tim uses his insane stalker tendencies to keep an eye on all the bats so they don't die (again)#text post#tim drake#jason todd#dc#dc comics
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a human version of Shadow I did because I like him
#shadow the hedgehog#HAWWUUUZZAAAAHHH#I want you#I sorta like his boyfriend better#but don't tell him that#this is how you know about my type
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Are you and Husk dating?!!!!
Angel: No. We aren't yet. Don't get your hopes up.
Husk: *massaging Angel’s back* Who are you talking to?
Angel: No one…little lower.
#angel answers#angel dust#hazbin hotel mpreg#angel dust mpreg#Huskerdust crumbles#Enjoy some slight moments#Mans preparing to be the dad who stepped up#but don't tell him that#hazbin hotel#mpreg#yes he’s pregnant#with someones babies#asks open#oh well#Little huskerdust#I’m tesing yall because I can#love you <3
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brb, just making it my whole personality that this time last week I was sat in my best friend's apartment in a different country and I was the happiest I'd been in a long time
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I dreamt aventurine was released but he had slimy weak ass whiskers like
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thinking about overnight!stocker Shikamaru. who comes into work with bags under his eyes, his hair up in a messy black ponytail and chugging a Monster energy drink and wearing his famous forest green hoodie. Who you can find passed out in the break room 10 minutes before he's supposed to clock in and no one dares to wake him up. (The last person to do it almost got their fingers broken from how hard Shikamaru was squeezing them). Who clocks in right on time and immediately puts on his headphones to get to work. He works stocking the food and coolers and, even though you can occasionally find him dozing off against the push cart of product, you can bet that by the time his lunch break rolls around, the cart is completely empty and his aisles look perfect.
Who clocks out exactly at 8:00am right when the store opens and is gone before anyone can stop him. Who gets hit on all the time but doesn't spare any girl a glance because he's too eager to get out from his shit job with crappy pay.
(Besides, once he clocks out, he's speeding into his girlfriend's car as she lays in the driver's seat, rubbing sleep from her eyes with the heat on and a few blankets on the passenger seat so he could be warm and get sleep on the drive to their apartment).
#chaos speaks#was thinking about when I worked at Target and then thought about Shikamaru#nara shikamaru#kinda miss doing this for my fiancé#but don't tell him that#nara shikamaru x reader
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my mum forbade me to say anything to my dad about the top surgery thing, and it's just hit me how funny it would be if i got it done and didn't tell him and just waited for him to notice. i mean, what's he gonna say? "didn't you used to have tits?"
#obviously she meant 'don't get it done and don't tell him you thought about it' but i am choosing to read it as#'gaslight him into thinking you've been titless all your life'#be shh now#containment breach
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Notable of course how in romance scenes Gale only ever seems confident at all when the Weave is involved, and becomes noticeably more insecure and self deprecating whenever something romantic is happening in, sorry I was about to call it "meatspace". The mortal plane or whatever.
#still chewing on him straight up calling you a liar if you tell him hes a good kisser.#boy don't be like that.#bg3 tag
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I'm a very consistent artist. Yup. I definitely always remember to post stuff once its finished.
Anyway have some art of Beau, a character that belongs to @Julipcord on twitter and instagram. Such an angry wee gremlin with thighs for days.
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It could get worse and it DID get worse
FIRST - PREVIOUS - NEXT
MASTERPOST (for the full series / FAQ / reference sheets)
#deltarune#undertale#deltarune fanart#undertale fanart#utdr#crossover#crossover comic#comic#twin runes#twin runes comic#twin runes au#kris dreemurr#frisk#lesslo#my art#and we're also getting more hints to frisk's little secret#not long until the truth comes out I'd say#depends on how long they can keep in the guilt#but as we've established#this place is kinda made to amplify these feelings#kinda like it was made to teach someone a lesson#HMMMMMM#lesslo seems to know this place preeeetty well#don't tell me they kept him prisoner in there because he kept making everyone's life worse#yep#that's totally what happened#apparently he's immune to guilt though#cheeky bastard#I WAS PROMISED A MINOTAUR AND NOT SOME BITCHY CUPID
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Scum Villain AU where Shen Yuan and Shen Jiu transmigrate by swapping lives (i.e. Shen Yuan wakes up in Shen Qingqiu's body on Qing Jing Peak, post-fever, while Shen Jiu wakes up in Shen Yuan's body in a hospital in modern China) but it doesn't quite work right.
The system glitches or something and they end up having to jointly time share their lives. Every time a certain moon phase or something (cyclical) comes around they abruptly switch back.
So they spend the entire time trying to undo everything the other one has been up to while everyone around them is just desperately attempting to figure out wtf is going on. Shen Yuan does the skinner quest and stops Luo Binghe's abuse, and Shen Jiu gets a job with a rival company and starts showing up Shen Yuan's brothers. Then they switch back and Shen Jiu is like "it's woodshed o'clock for the beast" and Shen Yuan resigns. Then they switch back again and Shen Yuan saves Liu Qingge's life and gets poisoned defending Luo Binghe, and Shen Jiu creates his own start-up and blackmails his eldest brother about the mistress he's just uncovered. Then they switch back and Shen Yuan gets his brother and his sister-in-law into couples counseling and Shen Jiu embarks on a quest to either cure himself without Liu Qingge's help or die trying.
Eventually they just start leaving bitchy messages for one another to find and doing things that won't cause lasting damage but are incredibly petty. Shen Yuan keeps trying to tell Shen Jiu to read PIDW but Shen Jiu takes one look at his merch-filled bachelor pad and immediately decides that his opinions aren't worth anything, so it takes him a while to actually do it (he is really mad about this when he finally opens the novel and it turns out to be extremely relevant information).
#svsss#shen qingqiu#shen yuan#shen jiu#scum villain#scum villain's self saving system#shen jiu: what do you MEAN there has been a chronicle of my gruesome demise this entire time?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT BEAST KILLS US???#shen yuan: oh did you read it. did you finally read the thing I've been telling you read#forever? did you? jackass#shen jiu: well fine then I can see why we should not be hitting this hornet's nest and obviously trying to kill him won't work#shen jiu: but I draw the line at seducing him that's your job just do it while I'm not there and don't tell me about any of it#shen yuan: ...we're who the what now?
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Michael knows FNAF Moon is a lawsuit waiting to happen
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#vanessa fnaf#fnaf vanny#fnaf moon#moondrop#michael afton#security breach#fnaf pizzeria simulator#fnaf fanart#I don't think I've drawn Michael meeting moon yet#AND TBH he could tell instantly he's a liability#he owned a pizzeria he knows lawsuits#he can just sense moon would cause a ton of issues#AND HES RIGHT#moon literally canonically has multiple complaints about him#from scaring children at the daycare#I can't imagine how much Vanessa has had to see 💀#she knows all this dudes crimes#MOON is kinda insulted tho#he’s just a silly guy your honour
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there's a stranger who sleeps at the foot of your bed
#rotating the first few nights that loop is in the party in my head. argued into sharing a room because its a downpour outside.#only accepts a bedroll. not a bed. (because they don't deserve a bed) because stars don't really need to sleep! it would be silly!#who is this person. who are they to your partner. why do they look at you like that. at him like that. you can't tell what theyre thinking#isat fanart#isat spoilers#in stars and time#in stars and time fanart#isat loop#isat siffrin#isat isabeau#isiloop#sloopis#lucabyteart#sifloop#isafrin#isaloop#(help me god thats so many ship tags. have fun interpreting this post your chosen way guys.)#but yeah. had to torment that man again sorry isabeau its just the way it goes. i need to unsettle you as hard as possible thanks#>be me >be 2 months into my relationship at best >still havent kissed the guy >the fucking babadook shows up >tfw
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There is no such thing as personal space between them.
#zutara#atla#zuko#avatar the last airbender#katara#atla fanart#atla art#zuko fanart#fire lord zuko#zuko x katara#prince zuko#katara x zuko#atla zuko#zuko art#katara art#katara fanart#katara of the southern water tribe#Ambassador Katara#zutara fanart#zutara art#The original picture is of Tyler Joseph and Josh Dun. I was minding my own business when it showed up on my feed. I just HAD to do this#I have a strict no-shipping-real-people policy so no Joshler (please just...don't)#But the meme's caption was fun and the picture was so wholesome so now it's ZK#Fire Lord Zuko and Ambassador Katara being sweet and cute and oblivious. As they must.#He's showing off his brand new Water Tribe hair beads.#Katara's heart is bursting with warmth because he's smiling so widely and he's so proud of himself for having surprised her#He's just so sweet and cute#And she doesn't have the heart to tell him that the beads are weaved wrong#It's okay tho. She'll do them properly later#(And that is most certainly not an excuse to touch his hair. Not at all)
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brad when did you leave
right before my history class which is right before lunch
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In his new room - in his new house - Jason searches up for a circus performances and stares at them for hours. First, he watches at them mindlessly, unconsciously curious, and then, he starts to take notes.
He is a street kid, and everything about him screams of that. So, he is nowhere near the grace of these performers on the screen. His arms are not that strong, too, but he is agile, and his legs are much stronger - he can think of something.
He can be just as good as the boy he is replacing.
It is not like someone tells him to match Richard Grayson, and it is not like someone admits that Jason is here to replace the first Wonder Boy, but Jason heard Bruce's conversation with Dick earlier. It was meant not for his ears, but it doesn't matter now.
"So, now what, you exile me, and bring a boy to replace me?!"
Jason is not mad. All of it ‐ adoption papers, the manor, the school - is much more than he ever thought he would get in his life. Being replacement doesn't sound as bad anyway; especially, if his brother is so cool.
So, he makes notes on circus performances and slightly chopes his hair. They are much curlier than Dick's - he has more of a wavy ones, and the only ever look that way, when they get long; his childhood photos with short hair looks too straight - but the cut does its magic.
The next day, Bruce compliments his hair absentmindedly and is positively surprised by his new moves on the patrol, asking where he learnt it from. Jason lies about not remembering, but his cheeks are flashed, and his smile is all about teeth. He can't wait to show it to Dick once they finally get on a mission together.
Expect, when they do, Dick just nods and mutters a light-hearted "good job" before leaving to talk with his team. And Jason knows Dick doesn't want to be mean - he gets it; no one feels good about having a replacement, especially the one that seems so cheap in comparison - but he still cries that night in his pillow, feeling himself a little kid, even if he isn't one. Even if he never was.
Jason wonders if his own replacement would make him understand Dick.
But Jason never gets replaced.
No matter the taunting voice of the Lazarus Pit in the back of his head - that sometimes sounds suspiciously like Talia's; you remain unavenged and replaced - and his own intrusive thoughts that spiral in uneven lines, Jason doesn't think Tim was ever meant to be his replacement. Being replaced means to match the person that was meant to be left behind. And no one asked Tim to be like Jason.
If anything, memory of Jason was thrown under the rag, hidden and locked securely in heads of those who survived. And if they brought Jason up, then it was always an example of what Robin shouldn't do: run away, disobey, and allow emotions to consume you. So, not much of an exemplary original. More like an opposite.
Jason feels an urge to explain that to Tim once; when they sit together on the rooftop, almost like a proper family, instead of broken pieces of someone's idea of a one.
'You could never replace me,' he says, and the instant it leaves his mouth, he knows it came out wrong.
Tim rolls his eyes.
'Yeah, dude. Whatever.'
'No, I mean—' He grits his teeth, scrapping slightly the back of his hand. 'I mean... You could never replace me, because... Because you were always better.'
Tim freezes. His big blue eyes shift in something more confused, and it is almost as if he is not sure how he needs to react — to protest? To agree? To thank him?
Jason doesn't know what to do, too.
He wants to say: it is easy as that, babybird. They wanted to have someone who would have nothing in common with me — someone who could help them to forget about my existence, about the existence of the failed Robin.
But he can't make himself speak again. And he is not sure he wants to stay any longer to hear Tin manging to put his thoughts in the words; he is better than him at this, too, and he almost always sounds convincing.
So, he leaves.
In his room - in the building he owns now - he ruffles his outgrown hair, fluffs up the white streak, and passes by his only remaining photo with Bruce in the frame, on the shelf under the stolen tire.
He still does this semi-circus move in his fights - almost frozen in the air, with his back arched - but he doesn't expect anyone to compliment him anymore.
#and then Dick unconsciously whistles once at that move and tells him that it looks great (he doesn't remember Jaybin doing it before)#Jason just shrugs — he is not that kid anymore#also Jason doesn’t call Tim Replacement to his FACE in canon he only thinks of it once or twice#and I genuinely don't think he considers him to be a replacement as for himself (just a new Robin if you know what I mean)#do I think Bruce took Jason to replace Dick? absolutely not#do I also think that he failed to make sure that Jason knows it?#...yeah. maybe#so maybe Jason wasn't meant to be a replacement (just son) but he didn’t know that#because honestly why would Jason believe that someone picked up him from the streets without a strict purpose?#am i rambling? yeah lol#jason todd#red hood#dcu comics#dc universe#dcu#batman#bruce wayne#batfamily#batfam#dick grayson#tim drake
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