Alex, "they", 28. Physicist, temporarily retired keeper of the asoryuvanlock polycule agenda, Traveler Twins enthusiast, and very much in love with Aurelion Sol. (Interactions are from starburstgalexy.)
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So sorry to keep twitter posting but this had me dead
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New League of Legends Emotes
Xayah - "Rebel Of My Heart"
Rakan - "Charmer Of My Heart"
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i love the phrase "sex pervert" like. as opposed to what? abstinence pervert?
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The more you look into a lot of famous tumblr Kickstarter scams with your thirty-something brain the more it’s like. Man these weren’t even scams they were just incredibly poorly managed creative projects that fizzled out. This is a thing that literally happens all the time it’s just people outside the immediate team/investors aren’t usually paying attention to it. And also everyone involved is like 19 so they don’t know how a complex, multi-year creative project works.
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went to get bottom surgery but they did some minecraft shit to my pussy. 1 meter by 1 meter by 1 meter cube of stone down there now. i dont believe this
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welcome to the Murdersex zine, a zine celebrating all things sex and murder. but um. we don't want to romanticize it or anything so don't make your submissions too murdersexy. we will do extensive background checks on all applicants and if we decide a past work of yours has too much sexy murder we'll have to remove you, sorry. we have limits, you know, we want a tasteful gory spread you could put on your coffee table, and having the Wrong people in it would kill the vibe (and we condemn all killing! wholeheartedly!)
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Hi admin! I came across this on fb but I feel like I should share it. It's a collection of genshin fonts
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bringing this back like 10 years later
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kink but make it about a young witch trying to solve the mystery of her neighbor's missing cat in a small village in the alps
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Look me straight in the eyes and tell me your current music taste isn’t what your father played in the car when you were a kid.
#my dad didn't play music in the car period#as for the music he sometimes played at home... no i don't like old traditional turkish songs#he sure as hell didn't listen to metal or alt rock either#memes and fuck
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I love it when my vocabulary spreads like a disease. Sharing a lexicon with friends is normal, it’s expected. I’m getting my coworkers to say things like “cutiepie” and one time I overheard one of my middle aged managers who is usually very monotone in the way he speaks say “yaaaaaay” in the exact tone that I do.
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