#but by gum we did it

[antiquesfreaks]

#for reference I’m listening to Antique Freaks reading it and #I genuinely couldn’t tell which parts were their jokes and which was the book #so I had to look it up #the whole thing is on project Gutenberg

This is quite possibly the funniest passage of a book I’ve ever read/listened to

“who was one of those characters in society who hold most dreadful opinions” I’m going to choke !!!!

[gumjester]

entered the eah tag for MERE SECONDS! as a break from my studious hell and saw people commenting on APPLE WHITE DISCOURSE ??? [GLANCES FEARFULLY AT CALENDAR. THE DATE MORPHS SEAMLESSLY INTO 2015

[ef-1]

A day after Daniel fucks over Yuki, you post a photo of yourself wearing enchante,, you're not slick

Skinny white girl like Ricciardo? Ground breaking lol

it's so tragic how you're just gonna have to die mad about it 💋

[pippindot]

I started filming her because she was throwing my shoes around and instead got more than a minute of her CUSSING ME OUT

[supernowa-art]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[lexiconisfunny]

Average Dentist Experience

Dentist: Name?

Me (with a mouth full of teeth): LexiconIsFunny

*dentist stuff happens*

Dentist: Thank you so much for coming, buh bye! Don’t forget to floss haha

Me (With a mouth full of teeth and blood): I won’t haha!

[reapersmarch]

remember what the dormouse said.

[gifti3]

What if Asmo got gum stuck in his hair, like really in there and somewhere he cant see easily

But MC helps him get it out and they manage to without damaging or cutting his hair

[ignocubo]

finished sausage party: foodtopia. nobody talk to me. nobody look me in the eye. don't offer me a hotdog. don't even ask if i'm hungry. i am fed.

(beware! spoilers in the tags!)

[what-the-fuck-khr]

GOOD NEWS EVERYBODY IM BACK I HAVE ANSWERS so we looked at my teeth etc and I’m not gonna die of sepsis bc despite all the shit my toothache caused me there’s no infection. so what was it, Bronwyn? good question!

wisdom teeth

[sunkissedlouis]

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[swallowtail-ageha]

Lately my dash is full of the terror content which reminds me of when earlier this year i went with my brother to norway and visited the fram museum and there was a part dedicated to failed polar expeditions which made me go "oh that's awful! Thank god i will never experience this" which alas turned to be grim foreshadowing because like three days later i experienced a similar thing by virtue of the abisko plateau road getting broken while we were on the bus and getting stuck there for ten hours in the dark in the middle of a snowstorm with ~50 other people

[aria0fgold]

My gums are aching less, I'M WINNING YALL! AT THE COST OF NEARLY MY SANITY!

[thethingything]

shoutout to antibiotics for existing. holy shit I love being able to not die of stuff that would have killed someone just over a century ago

[sleepdepravity]

i’ve been reminiscing of a different tabletop game i used to be in, so here’s abby abyss and ABBY ABYSS, a drummer who tried to make a deal with the devil but do a trick to allow her not to pay her soul, wound up accidentally ripping her soul in half, spent like a decade in so much pain because her bifurcated soul were straining to combine again while trapped on two different planes of reality, suddenly got her half-soul back but it came back irradiated with hell (hellburned) and now she just is part demon and the demon part has not drummed in a decade.

[johnpeelsession]

Cemetery date with my sweetie!!! It was so fucking cold