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This won't fit in a sequel story in any way I can think of at the moment but I was watching duo dancing videos (that happen to be gay lol) (here are two of my favourites x , x ) and my brain went "I need to see Firstprince dance in a club or something"
#rwrb#red white and royal blue#rwrb movie#taylor zakhar perez#alex claremont diaz#nicholas galitzine#henry fox mountchristen windsor#henry hanover stuart fox#firstprince#I don't fucking think Henry can dance like this lmao#Alex maybe#I'm not even sure Taylor and Nick can dance like this lmao#but as an ex dancer#my need to see my otps dance is constant#rwrb rambles
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New outfits!
Felix'Iliad "Fix" Polaris goes into space :)
#dungeons & dragons#oc#my art#rogue half elf#rogue#outer space#khorvaire#eberron#my character#my first character#dnd#ttrpg#artists on tumblr#ex ballet dancer
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ronnie girl trip to sulani montage
then she had to go home and was pissed
#ts4#s#current household#yes her weird ex bff came along sigh#it was a trip for all the dancers unfortunately#but HAHA she got sunburnt
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i feel like her place would look like this fr fr
#they definitely had something going on#cant tell me shes not a salty ex#my little pony#mlp#mlp edit#mylittlepony#irl edit#mlp g4#edit#brony#equestria#mlp art#twilight sparkle#moon dancer#mlp moon dancer#mlp twilight sparkle
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John Oliver interrupts Jon Stewart attempting to break a sex scandal
"...there really should be a pair of Harry Baals"
I love whenever they did these sex scandal song slams cuz I always imagine how weird the phone call to the R Kelly style singer must have been every time 🤣
More videos featuring John Oliver here
All my TDS/TCR/Jon videos can be found here 😊
#jon stewart#the daily show with jon stewart#the late night archive#the jon stewart show#the problem with jon stewart#the daily show#john oliver#the weekly show with jon stewart#Random Daily Show Segments#feat john oliver#as an ex professional dancer I am obsessed with how bad a dancer Jon is on a level that cannot be fully understood#the ironic thing is contrary to popular belief he actually does have decent natural musicality instincts#its one of the things that actually helped him learn the drums#but he just cannot dance to save his life & it is intensely captivating to me#also I 100% think John singing was not scripted lol
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do you still write for jj?
ooooh not only do I write for JJ but I kiss you on both cheeks for giving me an excuse to talk about one of my favorite obscure JJ thoughts. JJ x ballerina!reader (gn so technically ballet dancer reader, but you do dance pointe and in a more feminine style in pas de deux so do with that what you will)
They thought you were a kook for the first few summers since you clearly went to school off the island. It turns out you're not, you're just a scholarship kid to whatever fancy school you go to (something that Pope LOVES to pick your brain about since he's dying for a scholarship to his dream college)
at some point or another, there's a hurricane. you end up sticking it out with the other pogues. that's when they notice how... weirdly flexible you are. especially JJ. mostly JJ. it started off small, with you stretching a little while you guys are hanging out in the aftermath since the day after a hurricane is always a free day. JJ looked away from you for like two seconds and you just fuckin... dropped into a perfect split. he's surprised by this obviously, but he's more surprised when you seamlessly shift to a split on the other side, then a center split, bending and moving with impossibly flexibility. then a moment later, you're asking him "hey can you grab my leg?" as you stand up and stretch into a scorpion/needle pose. soon you're dragging him out of the room to "help you with something else." he FULLY thinks yall are about to hook up, but instead you put on this beautiful, artsy, erratic piano music, kick off your sandals or sneakers or whatever, and begin moving like a fucking vision.
you're rambling to him while you dance like it's nothing, but his jaw is on the fucking floor.
"This is the solo I learned last semester," you chuckle while spinning like a little figurine atop a music box, or something in a snow globe, or... wherever else he's seen ballerinas in passing before.
"If I'm rusty by the time I get back, Miss Raine will kill me." you chuckle playfully.
after a few moments, you finish, posed delicately on the ground. you look up at him, your cheeks flushed, your eyes glistening with mirth.
"holy fucking shit," he exclaims, making you blush. "goddamn, princess, that-"
he trails off with a disbelieving chuckle.
"That was fuckin' incredible," he says with a breathy laugh, then nudges you playfully, looking at you more closely like he must have missed something all those times he looked at you and never saw this magical ballet fairy hiding inside you. "you've been holdin' out on me." he teases.
"okay, okay, here's where I need your help." you begin, trying not to get too distracted. you reach out and grab his wrist, holding out his left arm palm up. "I'm gonna run at you like this-"
you demonstrate, taking a step forward. his attention is locked onto you even harder from the moment you grab his arm.
"And kinda... kick my leg around," you do just that, so you're twisted around and facing away from him. he lets out a little noise of surprise. you know it must seem convoluted and ridiculous, but you really need help practicing this lift.
"I need you to wrap your arm around me like this," you say, bending forward with one leg extended behind you, the other supporting you, so your stomach rests on his bicep and his hand holds the small of your back. "And then place your other hand right on my ribcage here."
"oh, my hand will be wherever you want it, cupcake." he says, making you roll your eyes at the (only half joking) innuendo.
"okay." you say, taking a step back. "you ready?"
the first few times you walk through it together are clumsy and slow, a mess of limbs and giggles, but eventually you get it. you call your friends in to show them the bluebird lift you've been working on, even having successfully taught JJ how to lower you and do a few basic steps with you to conclude. you both get through it unscathed, and your friends reactions are very similar to JJ (with only slightly less innuendo and teasing from John B and Pope), and as JJ giggles and demands you come at him so he can lift you again, you start to see a lot of potential in him.
maybe, just maybe, you can shape that potential a little more over the summer. your ballet academy always has scholarships for boys available since they're always in demand in the performing arts. you think there might just be a chance for JJ to do a lot more lifts with you.
#drabbles#outer banks#outer banks x reader#outer banks drabbles#JJ maybank#JJ maybank x reader#JJ maybank drabbles#ballet!JJ#THIS IS MY FAVORITE BRAIN ROT AU IVE NEVER HAD A CHANCE TO TALK ABOUT#ITS SO WEIRD AND SPECIFIC BUT AUUGUGHHHH BALLET!JJ JUST HITS DIFFERENT#ITS GIVING SKATER BOY BY AVRIL LEVIGNE BUT INSTEAD ITS YOU WERE A CLASSICALLY TRAINED BALLERINA/HE WAS A SURFER TURNED BALLET DANCER#CAN I MAKE IT ANYMORE OBVIOUSSSSS#also I have an ex friend who is HORRIBLE at singing (I normally never say that about people but she gave me nothing to speak kindly about)#and she was obsessed with that song#I didn't love skater boy by avril (also genuinely surprised I only got one letter wrong in her name before) by avril lavigne before#but after knowing this person I wanna puke a little whenever I think of it bc I can only hear it in a voice that I can only describe as#the scene from the family guy sherlock holmes episode where the dead bodys organs are replaced with bagpipes and sewn back up#and brian and stewie jump on the stomach and play that one song#toxic ex friend used to sound like she had bagpipes in her stomach and was being weakly and erratically punched by a fatigued amateur boxer#every fucking time she would sing#HORRIBLE breath control. nasally. horrible diction. could not stay on key or on tempo to save her life#so yeah anyway#doubt she'll ever see this much less read these tags but girl if you do??? no you didn't. do not fuckin interact w me girlfriend#and yes this is the same bitch I had to block on ALL social media platforms INCLUDING youtube pinterest gmail kakaotalk and several others#I tried to block her on spotify but unfortunately you cannot block people on spotify (last I checked)#anyway enjoy ballet!jj and this bizarre and vague borderline trauma dump lol#to quote that line from fiddler on the roof “may god bless and keep the czar far away from us”#relieved to say she is not my circus and ergo I am not responsible for any related monkeys
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Dance with Springtrap & Mettaton Ex (AU crossover)
Hello everyone i draw characters AU they dance a tango to Mettaton Ex a dance with Springtrap the also crossoverships to AU a tony crynight about Undertale and five nights at Freddy’s i made myself and thanks for made joneoyvilde03
Character from:
Undertale/Toby fox
Five Nights at Freddy from Tony crynight
By joneoyvilde03
#tony crynight#five night at freddy's#five nights at freddy's#springtrap#fnaf#springtrap fnaf#mettaton#mettaton ex#undertale#ut#crossover#crossover ship#canon x canon#au#dance#dancer#tango dance#fanart
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its a cats oc warzone out here
ANYWAYS drew bluebell from @murdleandmarot along w the weirdos together like chaumet from @toki-toro, foxglove from @mysticalcats, bluebell again, and clowny together
#idk if i fully got bluebells colours right m sorry if theyre not TT#anyways#weirdo friendgroup that formed on accident!!#sometimes friendship is an ex-spy a clown a train cat who gets motion sick and a dancer!#i think i dunno#cats the musical#cats oc#oc: clownaire
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justine/duchess figure skating au when?? justine/duchess figure skating au when???
#eah#justine dancer#duchess swan#its the ice skating scene for me#the jaded ex top skater meets the rookie skater doing it for fun is a story that will never get old#< everytime i find that exact figure skating/ice skating au im in love
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What if Tim had an ex who he went to college with for dance
#wordgirl#tim botsford#I'm giving him an ex because I have been gatekeeping this oc out of pure boredom#Unless I posted him already I 4got#His ex's name is Jimmy or “Jim”#Jim's dad was a really famous disco dancer and he put a lot of pressure on his son to follow in his footsteps#At first Tim and Jim (get it? Cuz rhyming....nvm) did not get along#But then like Jimmy boy opened up and they dated for a while b4 Jimbo's dad got to him and he eventually dropped Tim. Very bad breakup.#Then Tim met the REAL love of his life the beauty of the land Sally and they got married and had a family teehee#Jimmy is famous but at what cost 😱😱😱#I also gatekeep Jimmy cuz I didn't know if tumblr would like him due to ex status#Then again there's Windy McCloud whom I made Sally's ex so uh Tim and Sally try not to have toxic exes then find true love in each other ch#-allenge#😋
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Everyone’s freaking out about Wanderrose after that new teaser dropped but like…I refuse to believe Jack is The Traveler’s kid LMAO like they don’t share any traits
I’d already had the idea that Night Swan brought a human child to the Danceverse, so I’m passing that idea on to Jack. He’s DEFINITELY a human kid that got brought over
#sacrificing my Albatroz lore to save Wanderrose 😔#like there’s no way Jack is related to the Traveler#or at the very least this was not planned and is a recent decision#because like it’s very obvious Wanderlust is related to his parents you can see elements of both of them#I don’t really see those similarities with Jack and The Traveler though#and like Wanderrose is such a popular ship they probably should’ve tried to discourage shipping sooner if they do end up being related#also side note PLEASE don’t tell me Night Swan became evil because of her ex 😭😭😭#I REALLY liked the perfection thing they had going as someone who was a dancer for 12 years like that really resonated with me#ok sorry I’ll stop talking now lol#just dance
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Thank you Pan Bartek for bringing the content I want to see, as always (receipts from Cafe Adria and the European Hotel restaurant, two of interwar Warsaw's hottest spots for the literati and glitterati; Adria at one point had a revolving dance floor & a clientele of stage/screen/cabaret stars, and a lot of public lectures by Warsaw's leading lights took place at the hotel, including Stefania's "how to look at art" series)
Lovely artifact to see that 10% tips were the norm in at least one establishment, so much so they had a stamp made for checks


#interwar Poland is my drug of choice#stefania tag#a dancer at the Adria was murdered by her ex and the trial was the second most famous#of the 1930s#after probably Rita Gorgonowa#guys I know so much about interwar Poland
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Beard is Bi!! We love that!!
beard is absolutely bisexual <333 I think they were so close to saying it several times but wanted to keep that part of his mystery (I am delusional)
#man city was definitely a gay club#he’s a canonical lady gaga stan so that makes him queer to ME#in a love triangle between Ted and jane#he very rarely genders his exes#just refers to them by their occupation aka cruise ship dancer / oxford professor#wears plaid and leather jackets and dressed up as Ziggy stardust which is a bisexual androgynous alien lmao
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continuously thinking about this clip of a eurosports segment on primoz’s ski jumping career
the section from his former coach is particularly interesting, i’ve seen so many articles where people assume his career ended with his fall at planica but he actually continued jumping for 4 more years and the way those years are discussed here needs to be dissected imo
#lmao sorry it’s on facebook. literally the only place i can find it though because i don’t live in europe 😔✊#anyways. primoz and his ski jumping career(?) makes me want to boil cardboard and drink it like soup#it’s probably not even that relevant to him but WHAT IF IT IS. HNHHNNG#like that level of dedication and commitment to this One Thing makes it such an essential part of who you see yourself as#ski jumping wasn’t just a thing he did- he wanted to go pro. he said he wanted to be the best in the world#and we’ll never know but he was pretty damn good. and when you start to build your future + dreams and identity around something#and you suddenly have to let it go it does things#partially why i may be obsessed with making him an ex classical musician in non-cycling AUs. i think ex dancer would be interesting too#or maybe he literally doesn’t care. because you never know with mr elf man primoz roglic#surface level prose and analysis so on and so forth….#primoz roglic
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Hey Baby<33
Guess I'm posting all my lil doodles now
°Rockets Reaction to Moon's new job at the Blazing Place(she's a pole dancer) This mayyyy or mayyyy not become a full comic featuring other gotg OCS. •The Blazing Place is an intergalactic bar owned by Mr.Cosmic where gotg OCs(and their universes Rocket's) go to hangout.
(Lol please correct me if my description is wrong)
#its 1am help#why do I draw better on PAPER?? GRAHHH#rocket x moon#Its that late night sudden burst of energy y'all#Pole dancer Moon#gotg oc#Rocket exe. stopped working#his jaw LITERALLY DROPPED LMAO#ahh I drew Rocket without any references this timeeee
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Trinity Blood - Rage Against the Moons Volume I - From the Empire ----------------- ⚠️ ESSA OBRA EM HIPÓTESE ALGUMA É DE MINHA AUTORIA. TRADUÇÃO REALIZADA DE FÃ PARA FÃS. NÃO REPUBLIQUE OU POSTE EM OUTRAS PLATAFORMAS SEM AUTORIZAÇÃO. SE CASO POSSÍVEL, DÊ SUPORTE AOS AUTORES E ARTISTAS COMPRANDO AS OBRAS ORIGINAIS. ⚠️ -----------------
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