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number 63 from the smut list and it's lando who says it and also him who loses because I just know that boy is vocal in bed ALSO I'M SO HAPPY YOU GOT TO 1K BABE YOU DESERVE IT❤️❤️
63. “first one to make noises loses”
SMUT UNDER THE CUT (minors dni)
“lando,” you softly said, pulling away from the heated kiss. “we can’t.”
his eyes fluttered opened, a confused look on his face as he kept his hands under your shirt, thumbs tracing soothing circles on your skin.
he didn’t even have to say a word, his eyes were begging you for a reason.
“everyone’s home,” you explained.
“so?”
“we still have a few days here,” you answered. you were staying with his family during the holidays, and just the thought of them overhearing what you were up to wasn’t ideal.
“we’ll be quiet,” he mumbled, his lips capturing yours in a searing kiss once again.
you chuckled against his mouth.
“what? don’t think you can keep quiet?” he asked, pulling away from your lips to look at you defiantly, a smirk spread across his lips.
“no. i don’t think you can,” you playfully retorted; lando was nothing if not vocal, which normally wouldn’t be a problem for you, but this time it was different.
“alright,” he rolled his eyes, taking your words as a challenge as he confidently added: “first one to make noises loses, yeah?”
his words were low and sultry, hands slowly pulling your shirt up. and you knew you should’ve turned him down, but the second he attached his lips to your neck you turned into putty under his touch.
the sound of the rustling bedsheets and the soft sighs that escaped both your lips were the only sounds that could be heard in the room as your clothes were discarded on the floor in between lingering touches and fiery kisses.
he was hovering over you in no time, your legs hooked at each side of his hips as he lined himself up with you. your eyes closed as he thrusted into you, a soft sigh leaving your lips at the feeling.
his lips were brushing against yours, breaths mingling together as he rolled his hips into your heat slowly.
your gaze met his, lust burning in his pupils as he buried himself deeper with each drag of his cock.
he tried to muffle a moan by licking into your mouth as he bottomed out, his eyes closing at the intense feeling. he stilled himself, trying his best to not lose himself as he let you adjust to his size, your little pants and desperate sighs making it hard for him to not fuck you senseless into the mattress.
he then pulled out before slamming into your core again, your walls clenching tightly around him at the burning sensation and your lips parting in a silent moan.
and he tried, but he couldn’t contain the loud groan that escaped his throat, his face hiding in the crook of your neck.
“you can’t fucking do that when we’re meant to be quiet,” he growled against your skin, his body slightly trembling over you.
“does that mean i win?” you asked, a playful glint in your eyes.
“shut up,” he mumbled, lips capturing yours again as he started picking up the pace of his thrusts, soon making you writhe beneath him as you forgot your no-noise rule, his name falling off your lips like a prayer.
#1k celly࿐࿔#THANK YOU SM LOVELY!!!!#also (and oce again) idk if i like this#but anyway i guess i’m back!#lando norris#lando norris smut#lando norris fluff#lando norris fanfic#lando norris x reader#lando norris x you#lando norris blurb#lando norris drabble#lando norris imagine#f1 x reader#f1 imagine#f1 fanfic#ln4 smut#ln4 fluff#ln4 imagine#ln4 fic#ln4 x reader
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Firefox-official vs electronicmail
Hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby
okay come up with a better idea then. firefox-official is gone asshole it’s electronicmail or nothing
#this one was hard to respond to because it elicited the usual anon rage in me#but i had to think about it anyway.#this blog has been around for less than a month and it is driving me fucking crazy#don’t you think i know?#dont you think it hurts enough already#i dont want this blog either i want my old blog back with all my stuff on it#i would like to stick around#because i loved posting#and i get that you’re just having fun#but i’m making an example of you#less than a month vs five years#‘household name’ firefox official#spent five years building that thing#and now it’s just this.#i keep forgetting#and then i’m here again#not home#i know you all feel bad enough for me already#but it’s so hard to be myself because the environment on here is SO different#we were HAPPY#WE WERE SO HAPPY#Umm… Or whatever.#guess i could go back to firefox unofficial#but that feels far too close to the sun. and i’m done with the wings i think.#i dont mean to be so serious#a total mood killer i know#i just dont know how to proceed exactly#because when i post like normal i cant help but feel sad#and when i post about being sad its just sort of obnoxious#i’m not really asking for pity i just want to explain where i am at
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i feel like poolverine easily could’ve been one of those “they’re flirty but it’s mostly unserious” situations, and for most of the movie yeah they were extremely gay, but wade’s been like that with other guys and it was never treated as a serious type of relationship before. they’re willing to die for each other, but even then the romantic aspect of their relationship could be glossed over because it’s a superhero movie, that’s just what they do, and they’re working together to save a whole timeline—it’s not just about them. but then the movie doesn’t end with them saving the day and moving on. i think this’s really the part that sells poolverine as a genuine relationship to me… logan’s leaving, and wade calls for him. he can’t stand to let him go. then he introduces him to his family, and logan stays. he doesn’t really need to stay, but they’ve both decided they’re better off with one another than without
#don’t get me wrong#wade and vanessa are going to end up back together again if there’s ever another deadpool movie#and then he’ll lose her again for whatever reason#because that’s just how it goes#ignore the fact that logan tells wade to talk to vanessa and i’d be convinced that the ending was supposed to imply them being canon tbh#not gonna delude myself into believing poolverine will ever be genuinely and seriously canon#but shippingwise#i think this’s why i’ve latched onto poolverine despite some of the similarities between cable & logan#with cable it was never gonna be serious#despite it being fun to ship them and enjoy their dynamic#but#with logan… storywise… it makes so much sense for them to be endgame#they both were at terrible points in their lives and really needed each other#not just to fix each other’s problems. but they needed someone who was so on their own level that they could fix each other#not in a healthy way. but#yknow#anyway#idk i’m kinda rambling about nothing here#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool#wolverine#wade wilson#logan#um#logan howlett#<- ….i guess#poolverine#deadclaws
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*On the phone*
Reader: I wanna do bad things to you~😏
Valentino: Oooo yeah? Like what, amorcito?~😈
Reader: Like break your FUCKING NECK and gouge your eyes out and RIP-
Valentino: 😶 *hangs up*
Angel: *recording in the background, dying of laughter*
#angel be like: you’re doing amazin’ dollface😭#val wouldn’t stand a chance#put reader and niffty up to the task and they’ll get the job done#anything for my spider boy💕#Vox and velvette be like: yikes…rip I guess?#anyway I’m back on my bullshit with another one of these!#since yall liked the vox one so much#this is from vine god bless🙏🏼#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel x reader#hazbin angel dust#hazbin alastor#hazbin husk#hazbin vaggie#hazbin valentino#hazbin vox#nifty hazbin hotel#hazbin charlie#hazbin velvette#hazbin lucifer#hazbin sir pentious#angel dust x reader
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The Royal Portrait.
#GUESS WHOS BACK BABYYYYYYYY#I’m going to be so annoying about cc I love fairytales#anyway had to hop from one sleeze to another I have an awful taste in men#I hate this guy…needed to draw him immedtly#more art coming boys ima be on a roll for this one#the prince#the prince starkid#Starkid the prince#starkid#team starkid#starkid productions#Starkid musical#cinderella's castle#cinderlla’s castle spoilers#cinderellas castle#cinderellas castle spoilers#CC#starkid cc#cc starkid#cc spoilers#starkid cinderella's castle#Cinderella’s castle starkid#the lands that are#fanart#my art
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Initial drawings of that old man… I literally, I haven’t finished reading the book of bill yet!!! I had to stop and take a break for a week to feverishly draw fanart of myself petting fords floofy hair and giving him attention and shit…!!!! The urge was too great….!! I’ve literally. I had a crush on this guy the instant he was first REVEALED in the show, but I did not have the artistic prowess to draw good looking old men back then… but I do now… thank god… thank fucking god
#gravity falls#ford pines#stanford pines#self ship#self insert#si x canon#it me#doodles#I got a haircut! so my hair looks different now.. as haircuts tend to do lol#anyway… yeah… I LOVE HIM… GRAHHFJH#the confirmation that he rlly is just sad and lonely and insecure and craving attention and validation#OHH FORD BBY.. WE R THE SAME#like… ghghg i loved him already just w his prickly nerdy outer shell but knowing more about the vulnerable center is GREAT. ITS AWESOME#also hes a smart nerdy guy who can do science and expirements and shit which is ONE OF MY FAVORITE THINGS FOR A CHARACTER TO DO#u kno im all about scientists….#I couldn’t draw ship art back then 1 cuz I didn’t kno how to draw old men and 2 cuz I was like 13 lol… which would have been wierd#but I’m an ADULT NOW. GET OVER HERE FORD#also it didn’t even rlly cross my mind TO draw that stuff cuz even tho I did love ford#self ship and x reader sorta stuff was not NEARLY as popular back then.. like I specifically remember it like. booming in popularity#at some point. but being pretty rare before that. anyway. thank u passage of time and trends and new gravity falls book for introducing#me back to fictional man I love. so I can now draw myself smooching him and shit#hell yeah.#13 is probably not actually correct I do not remember exactly which year fords reveal was in…#but I was probably older then 13.. but still#the point remains lol.#also omg. the bit in the book w the goth moth. ‘ur probably into this sorta thing right?’#I AM INTO THAT SORTA THING FORD. thank u book of bill for being written specifically @ me. the immersion it’s great.#like ur so right ford I AM edgy and goth how’d u guess that tee hee. eyelash flutter#aLSO PLS IGNORE MY FINGER BEING IN FRAME IN THE LAST PIC. I was drawing in a tiny bound sketchbook#so I had to hold the paper down to keep it flat. and. I didn’t feel like censoring my fucking. pinkie finger out of the image
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And they both did :,)
#anyways guess who’s missing them AGAIN!#just when I think I’m getting over the pain of this show. nahhh I’m back#when the mutual pining is so real that it’s hard to imagine how people DON’T t ship them and also the way they’re not even canon#lokius#loki#mobius#loki series#sighhh
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HAPPY LONDON N1 YALL!!! i can just feel this run of shows is going to be CRAZY. also if you haven’t realized hi it’s me juli titsthedamnseason and yes even under yet another new url i am hosting the surprise song game! the rules are simple: leave your guesses in the tags or replies and if you’re right i will give you a shoutout <3
i’m personally about to give the worst guesses ever but i already submitted them to mastermind so i feel like i have to stick with it. so im going imgonnagetyouback / better than revenge and robin / never grow up i definitely should be going with a london song or the black dog but hey. whatever
#i’ve won a lot lately anyway i can take a back seat now#also i really hope when she does robin it’s just by itself tbh#i’m such a mashup hater i’m sorry i don’t know why im like this#when i watch the performances they’re always amazing i don’t know why i insist on this negative mindset#I JUST WANT EACH SONG TO HAVE ITS MOMENT OKAY#also if now is when she plays the albatross and i don’t guess it that will be a double sting#mine#taylor swift#surprise song game#anyway i’m literally THRILLED to hear so long london on piano at some point in the next few days#i just hope it isn’t tomorrow because i AM a truther#i just felt these guesses in my bones and if she doesn’t play so long london n1 i plan on guessing it every night until she does#as well as the black dog#london boy….idk about that one though haha i guess we’ll see#also yes both my guesses are ttpd / speak now mashups. i didn’t plan this but alas
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yuusha didn’t have anything else to wear so💥
#girl stop looking at me like that#the way i draw yuusha’s braid so inconsistently#anyways uhhhhh#unintentional sequel to my jamil art this morning???#or honestly this can be considered a totally separate incident#make up your own conclusions i guess because i dont know myself 😔#i just wanted to draw her in jamil’s sweater 😔💪#[—✦-#-✧ my art#twst art#twisted wonderland#twst#twst yuu#twst yuusona#(💜) yuusha#-✦—]#also-#it’s daylight savings here#which means our clock went back one hour#im eepy but cant eep#but also it may be because i steeped my tea for longer than i shouldve#my heart is. palpitating#(and the coffee this morning prob also contributed uhhhhh)#this is all jade’s fault#i’m FINE yall can ignore this fjdndjsj#lil lore update by me
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it just occurred to me that some of you might have missed seeing american football player joe burrow’s suit this past june during paris fashion week, and it is my personal opinion that everyone see these images at least once in their lifetime, especially those of us with a shared interest in slutty clothes on men (fictional or otherwise). so here they are.
#not to assume!! i’m sure there are some tumblrinas into sports like myself who have seen these#but i’m just covering my bases here playing it safe#the perfect suit for a fictional character of your choice!!!#will this mean anything to anyone who isn’t me? not sure#i gasped when i first saw these images#number one bc i was like joe burrow is at fashion week? as i do like american football and was not expecting this move from him#and number two bc oh my GOD his BACK#sluttiest suit i’ve ever fucking seen#immediately i jotted it down in my head for later#i said i have so many fictional men i can put this on#anyways it was really groundbreaking for me#it might be in my head bc i like joe burrow personally but i hope this is life changing for u all as well#idk what to tag this??#just fictional men i think it would look good on i guess#and why not i’ll tag joe burrow bc i know there ARE joe burrow fans on this app just maybe not running in the circles i’m in#joe burrow#sam winchester#dean winchester#anakin skywalker#will graham#obi wan kenobi#obi-wan kenobi#bruce wayne#sorry bruce wayne was random lmao#idk everyone just tag hot ur own hot men#my post
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kakisatober24
#pkmn#kaki#satoshi#kakisato#kiawe#ash ketchum#🕶️🎤#i know i said i wasn’t going to post here anymore#but well. ever since i started taking antidepressants.#suddenly i dont overthink posting online anyway near as much anymore 😔#so i guess i’m back hahaha sorry for being dramatic#i still won’t post super regular tho probably just compilation#kakisatober
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Okay trigger warning: Alexis
Jk jk well I mean it it Alexis but she’s doesn’t need a warning. Maybe. Seeing how divided she makes the fandom.
Anyways ACTUAL WARNING: nudity. The bits and nips are covered. SO YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
Okay with that enjoy Alexis art with a chibi Christian design since I have kind of fallen into that ship. Also I’m sorry this is just gonna remain a sketch! Okay and also sorry for how bad I fucked the proportions on this! Anyways please enjoy and if you can pretend to not see the flaws-
#redacted asmr#redacted audio#redacted alexis#alexis solaire#redacted christian#he’s just a small little guy in this though#god forbid I draw a man#trying so hard to be more accepting of my sketches and their flaws and in result my flaws#anyways wowie I am back with an Alexis doodle!#what a surprise that no one ever could have guessed#like ever#right o-o#okay well I stayed up till 8 am working on this so I’m letting myself knock out#character art#character design#redactedverse#digital sketch
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Skating Queen and her cringe fail husband
Alfonse designed by @littlemissdash 💙💛
#dream art#I guess this can be counted as a collab lmao#anything’s a collab when dash’s kingfonse is involved tbh i come scurrying like a little rat to put Celeste with him somehow#does she know that I love him#anyways Alfosne can not skate and he never learns and I’m dying on this hill#Celeste knew how because she used to skate back in her home world#this new banners designs are atrocious but I have a reason to revive this tidbit#Alfonse crashes into his wife 500 times caught in 4K 📸#fire emblem heroes#feheroes#s support#summoner oc#kiralfonse#celestefonse#feh#alfonse fire emblem#sunflower sheep
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DO NOT READ THIS IF YOU DON’T WANT TO READ LIFE IS STRANGE DOUBLE EXPOSURE SPOILERS STOP READING THIS JUST SCROLL DO NOT READ THIS CMON YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO PLAY THE GAME AND FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS ON YOUR OWN SCROLL RIGHT NOW
so um. i am NOT buying this game. from the little i saw i can already tell how much of an out-of-character cash grab it is. also, pricefield broke up. i am SO done with this shit. they really should’ve left Max and Chloe’s story (because it’s THEIR story dude this whole thing is so dumb) alone. this is not respecting both endings. r.i.p. Chloe Price you would’ve hated this
#life is strange#lis#life is strange double exposure spoilers#lis de spoilers#lis double exposure spoilers#life is strange de spoilers#double exposure spoilers#chloe price#max caulfield#pricefield#still hoping something magically happens that makes up for it all#but it is way too late for that i fear#positive side of things : I AM SAVING MY MONEY AND BUYING LOST RECORDS INSTEAD EVERYBODY SAYS HOORAY#“my powers might not last” “that’s okay we will forever”#“don’t look so sad i’m never leaving you”#OH YEAH GUESS THAT WAS CASUAL#also Max feels so un-Max#LIKE 2013 MAX CAULFIELD COME BACK THE KIDS MISS YOU#anyway gonna cry myself to sleep now that i know love isn’t real. bye.#☹️☹️☹️
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I tried resizing this a million times to Tumblr’s recommended specifications, and it just refuses to post clear, so sorry it’s blurry. =‘)
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#skylldraws#Yesterday i was walking my dog and one of the lesbians that live around the block approached me#She was looking for her dog that escaped her yard#I told her I’d keep a look out and i actually did find the dog several minutes later and got it back into her yard#Closed the fence and told her wife and all was good#Then i went to the movies and got dinner with my husband to celebrate our anniversary#Came home and found out someone tried to assassinate trump#Then I said “wow” and proceeded to draw gay anime shit#I guess what I’m saying is I had a fairly eventful day yesterday#Nothing like rescuing lesbians celebrating love and living through a historical event all in one day#Anyway#here are the boys#Izu is learning a lesson about negative self talk#Sometimes it makes other people feel bad!#Tddk#tododeku#bnha#todoroki x midoriya#shouto x izuku#tddk fanart#todoizu#todoroki x deku#tdiz#Izushou#bnha fantasy au#quirkless midoriya izuku#tddk comic#Tododeku comic
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I think one of the reasons why Light’s death feels so much more satisfying in the manga than it does in the anime is because he genuinely has nobody.
In the anime, after Matsuda shoots him, he cries out for Misa and Takada who very obviously aren’t there (and nobody says anything), but Mikami, who is, despite everything, still devoted to him, literally takes his own life to distract everyone and give Light a chance to escape. He still dies in the end, but there was still someone there who was on his side.
In the manga, Light initially orders Mikami to help him, but, upon realising how pathetic Light is, he yells at him, telling him that he isn’t god, he is just scum. Light then cries out for Misa, but Near reminds him that she is not there and is currently staying at the Teito Hotel. He calls out for Takada, and again, Near reminds him that she’s dead (Near’s silence in the anime vs his reminders in the manga seem like a small difference, but I feel like they put a lot of emphasis on how no one is there to save him and it’s his own fault). He starts pleading for someone, anyone to help him. Finally, with no one else to rely on, he turns to Ryuk and begs him to help, but obviously Ryuk doesn’t care and writes Light’s name in his death note.
In that moment in the manga, he is truly alone. There is nobody who both can and wants to save him, and he dies in the warehouse, screaming about how he doesn’t want to die. He doesn’t get the opportunity to escape, he doesn’t get the flashback of his past self, and the tone doesn’t feel sad, like in the anime. It just... happens.
#i’m tired does this make sense#death note#light yagami#death note manga#death note anime#manga vs anime#also the epilogue chapter where a year later most of the world has just gone back to normal... (aside from that group of kira worshippers)#like. even his impact on the world fades so quickly. the crime rate goes right back up and kira supporters become a minority#anyways. yet another reason why the second “half” of the anime does not do the series justice i guess
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