#but also y'all signed up for this

[accirax]

this stuff might be on the wiki or whatever already, but in the case it's helpful for anyone i made a diagram of trial seating and a character color sheet!

[pushing500]

The poll results are in, and it looks like we're fighting a sanguophage! Let's get 'em!

Here they come! Hopefully, everything goes smoothly, and we don't risk any disastrous—

Oh boy. Excellent timing, Jut 🙄

Welcome back. I hope the harvest went well?

Sanguophage and a bunch of Thralls versus a creepjoiner Fungoid. Place your bets, folks!

Oh? What's that you're doing there, Jut?

HOLY MOLY—

I suppose now is as good a time as any to mention that Jut has level 20 melee skill with a burning passion for it (if you couldn't already tell).

On the other hand, Alistair doesn't have passions for anything yet, but still fares better than Jut does. Good job, Alistair. I love you!

Also, R.I.P. Madelene. One-shotted by a deadpan android with no emotional investment in this fight... what a way to go.

Anyway, Jut tanked the sanguophage while Alistair cleaned up the thralls and now the Sanguophage is in custody. Alistair was uninjured, and I think Jut has magic fungoid (or maybe creepjoiner?) powers that make his wounds auto-tend to themselves so he was shockingly fine after all that. The only other injuries...

... Were the Jones twins, who caught a couple of stray bullets while they stood on the sidelines for moral support or something, idk.

They're fine, though. A bit of coffee and nutrient paste and they'll be back to work in no time.

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[genericpuff]

a family member of mine just got engaged to his partner of the last several years

lore rekindled got a 30 minute readalong video made about it by DazzlingKate22 (the same person who made the "Is Persephone a Mary Sue?" video among many others) which is just absolutely amazing and overwhelming at the same time

and now the shit-talking train over the "never apologize for being sicilian" panel from S1 of LO has pulled into Twitter and people are dragging the FUCK out of it, i'm literally crying over how funny it is

hey webtoons i don't think your constant mass marketing of this series is working because this post is popping off way more than literally anything else regarding LO on twitter LMAO

it would be so genuinely hilarious if this one out of context panel from like 4 years ago is what gets people in the mainstream webtoon audience talking about how ridiculous it is

like it's not even a recent scene where people could go "wow this comic really went down the tubes", it's an old ass scene where people are going "wait this comic is still around, who the fuck reads this" 😭💀😆

so yeah, today's been pretty fun LMAO

[10yearsofdnp]

January 29, 2015: Phil's bathroom blunders continue! 🪥😬 (For real though, how did he survive before Dan I can't even imagine 😭)

[alicepao13]

"But Odysseus' jetpack" The serious part of Epic the Musical and the one that is up for debate and criticism is the songs. Not the animations. I didn't think that needed explaining.

[dipplinduo]

Fun fact about me: April 18th is my birthday! :)

And part of what I wanted to do to celebrate this year was to give back. Introducing * ~ a dipplinshipping birthday oneshot ~ * :

Rating: T

Summary:

Today was Kieran's birthday, but it was the last thing that mattered to him. In fact, he vowed it would never matter to him again. Instead, he would focus on things that would keep him strong: his battling, his strategizing, and his crown as the Blueberry Champion. His sister and the Elite Four won't stop asking him random questions, though, and if anyone brings up Juliana any more than they already have since she arrived as an exchange student, he's seriously going to lose it. But...why can't he stop thinking about her? And why is everyone acting so suspicious?!

A bittersweet birthday celebration fic for anyone who's had complicated feelings about their birthday. <3

Take this as a thank you to all of those who have followed my work and/or my Tumblr blog. I wouldn't have imagined having the support of this wonderful community on my last birthday, and I can't even begin to describe how encouraged and inspired I have felt to write since finding you guys. I have never written this much for this long, consistently, and your constant feedback and comments seriously brighten my day more than Juliana brightens up Kieran, LOL. Hope you enjoy this! <333

(And yeah, this fic is the "event based idea" that this poll was about. I thought it was so funny that some of you thought it was gonna be some devastating angst LMAOOOO. That's for after TTPD releases, tysm for the bday gift Taylor.)

[dismas-n-dismay]

Psst. She's got something to show you!! Check it, Tiny Falin!

[lesbianneopolitan]

average person draws 3 neopolitans or ame chans a day" factoid actualy (sic) just statistical error. average person draws 0 neopolitan or ame chans. amepolitan Georg, who lives in cave & draws over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

I can't believe you just called me Amepolitan Georg

[viperwhispered]

...I may have slightly Pavlov'd myself into thinking of Jamil during my dance classes because at this point it just keeps on happening.

Just hnngh what wouldn't I give for a nice private intimate dance practice with him and for being praised for doing well.

[inseparabiles]

Having a moderately disabling but also massively painful fibro flare makes writing............... not great, thinking in this state just doesn't work in any direction like. Just holding coherent thought together long enough to create story content for the pain alone is difficult, but moreover for the fucking fibro fog holy shit the feeling like our brain's stuffed full of cotton and covered in honey and nothing moves in here at all. It's the "walk to the middle of the room only to realise you already forgot what you came there for" hours, but we're in the middle of a story at the same time. I've been writing and rewriting this paragraph for 10 minutes because holy shit I don't understand the English language suddenly and I have no idea if any of it makes sense even now.

However, we did do the one reasonable thing we could in this state, even if that isn't actually continuing the writing: built a timeline to keep track of when everything has happened, and what "everything" has been to begin with, because let me tell you keeping your shit together entirely inside your dysfunctional lil noodle for over 90 000 words? NOT easy.

Turns out, it's been four days.

Four. Four days. LMAO. We've written NINETY FUCKING THOUSAND WORDS. OF JUST FOUR DAYS WORTH OF STUFF HAPPENING

The timeline and summary alone are 2k words.

[cesium-sheep]

yaaaaaay my lungs feel better enough to get the long last note on the chemical worker's song :) (proof that it wasn't just deconditioning like people keep trying to fucking tell me)

[vynegar]

you guys have probably seen it already but oh my fucking god. the omni spirits bureau stuff. oh my god

this is the hottest alternate hairstyle we've seen on vyn yet. or idk. maybe it's just wiping my mind blank of everything before. idk. fuck. shit !! don't ask me to be objective

also the theme song. SUNG BY THE VOICE ACTORS. and giving jjk s2 op specialz vibes

[silverselfshippingchaos]

this line.. OUGGHH...

[crossbackpoke-check]

Why I Am Not Coming In To Work Today [abridged], Jess Zimmerman

part one | part two

[kyistell]

Hehe Hockey!!!

[lith-myathar]

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