#but also am i wrong

[meltedvinyls]

in my mind this is us @comikbook

[jmgangel]

[li54ndro]

do you ever see a messi take so bad that you just *checks profile* *profile created in 2023* ah okay

[eagna-eilis]

Star Wars characters and their favourite Queen songs.

Shmi - 'Spread Your Wings' - she sang it to Ani as a baby.

Anakin - 'Another One Bites The Dust', which he hums to himself while cutting down clankers.

Padmé - 'Crazy Little Thing Called Love', considering that love has never made her do anything remotely sane.

Obi-Wan- 'Under Pressure'. It's just been that kind of life.

Yoda - 'I'm Going Slightly Mad', especially during his swamp era

Ahsoka - 'Hammer To Fall', for a girl who grew up tall and proud in wartime.

Captain Rex - nothing gets the 501st going like 'We Will Rock You' before a mission

Maul - 'Death On Two Legs', which is dedicated to a real motherfucker of an emperor.

Palpatine - 'I Want It All', because of course he does

Luke - 'Spread Your Wings', like his nana. It's about a young man hoping for better prospects, and it Speaks To Him.

Leia - there's nothing like 'Killer Queen' while you're doing your hair before going to Sort Some Shit Out

Han - 'Headlong'' or 'Don't Stop Me Now', which get cranked up on the Falcon stereo while flying manual through all kinds of dangerous shit

Chewbacca - finds it impossible to stay still during any part of 'Bohemian Rhapsody' and therefore mimes the whole thing. He's working on a shyriwook translation.

Din Djarin - 'Father to Son'. He tears up at the lyrics, thinking of Grogu.

Grogu - adores 'We Are The Champions' and waves his arms in the air to it whenever it plays

Lando - 'The Millionaire Waltz' is basically his anthem, darling

Rose - says it's something else but it's actually 'Fat Bottom Girls', which is the secret theme song of days when she needs a confidence boost

Poe - 'Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy' is his karaoke number and he SLAYS.

Finn - he just thinks that 'You're My Best Friend' is really fucking sweet, okay?

Rey - really doesn't want to admit that it's 'Somebody to Love'.

Ben - 'Save Me' MIGHT BE a desperate plea from a spurned lover to the woman he worships, begging her for release from his agony but he SWEARS it's that he just really likes the vocals and the wailing guitar.

[tit-spoilers]

If you're voting for Jedus out of pure and genuine love for toxic yaoi, I absolutely respect that and your decisions. But if you're on the fence, you have to remember: this poll is also Real Life Gay People VS The Bible . Think about that. Think of the optics ‼️

Best RPF Ship - FINAL!

[hinamie]

trick or treat!

[sparrowlucero]

The greatest injustice ever faced is that I almost certainly started the still thriving "clown husbandry" tag on here, but any discussion about it (from a know your meme page to a youtube video with 500k views) says it's a joke of "unknown origin" or credited to this post, likely bouncing off of mine (which was actively circulating at the time with like 30k notes):

This is a tragedy for many reasons, most of all because it wasn't just an offhand joke but actually a direct response to some of the funniest online hate I ever got:

They're erasing the truest history of tumblr: its desperate need to seethe and argue over every obvious joke with more than 10 notes.

anyways here is the canonical pet clown. according to me

[podcastwizard]

this will not be a bridgerton blog but for the foreseeable future i will not be thinking about anything other than bridgerton

(original post @romanceyourdemons)

[mofsblog]

If there's one shot that's stuck with me during the whole jayce and viktor sequence, it's this one short flashback from season 1. We see almost see Viktor through Jayce's eyes and he looks so? Soft? And the way Viktor looks at him with such tenderness and love in this eyes (his eyes literally soften when he looks at him). This shot just feels so intimate. I feel like I'm walking in on something that I shouldn't

[romaencepardner]

Saint Applebees, champion of Cassandra, and Sir Applebees, Knight of Cassandra.

(please pick this future Bucky, it's the one with better friends and a sick mullet)

[inkskinned]

you know, you know. no gods, no masters, no kings on pedestals. everyone is fallible. death of the author. you know! you are balanced about your intake of media - you allow the wiggle room, the grace, the gratitude, the skepticism. nobody above criticism.

but still. a weird gut-punch feeling, something akin to betrayal. you read the article. surprise! an author you love is actually: a serial fucking predator.

well, shit. what now. no, you knew he was a person (all people are), but now you're wondering - what have i overlooked by accident? what messages have i internalized that are strange and cruel? and also, like, what the fuck?

his actions lay a thick glaze on top of everything. like each place is now ruined, opaque in a new way. but okay, fine, you've done this before. you knew better, right? you've been betrayed by many a cherished childhood author.

still, this stickiness. fuck. can you pick up that book again. will you read it to your children. you've recommended it to others - will you ever do that again? and of course, of course, no parasocial relationships. you were theoretically above this kind of sentiment. but the artist informs the art, right.

so it's not something as clear-cut as feeling he owed you, specifically (a stranger) better behavior - just that you kind of, in a distant and odd way... sort of trusted him to do better. it's not like a real trust or something speakable, just the faint hope that the product (good books) was a thin representation of the soul. now it feels like the product (good? books?) was a mask. in some small or insignificant way, your previous support of this person lent them power. your money and your time and your laughter.

and the thing is - you have this terrible, echoing sensation. how many times will this happen? over and over. you find out that the singer you love is actually a predator. you learn over drinks that your favorite high school english teacher is in jail for what he did to her. you listen to the news idly and suddenly discover that a woman you used to idolize has been abusing her kids for an actual eon.

what can you touch without the static melting off. you can't even really complain about it too much (you were supposed to know better, and besides, you don't want the same re-split "it's not your fault, love what you love" basic advice), but now it's here. somehow, it feels like - you let him into your life.

it's not that things need to be pure or an artist has to be like, endlessly perfect, mindful. demure. it's more just this terrible truth that has been replayed through your veins so often it feels criminally vain. power corrupts, absolute power corrupts absolutely. did you want any one person to be worth that power?

it's just that he wrote books where he seemed to understand that. he seemed to know about hierarchies and unfair systems and bigotry and privilege. you thought they were books about what it means to struggle. you thought they were about having power and still using it for good rather than for control. he spooned you a narrative of being a good guy, a kind soul. you fucking bought what that fucking monster sold.

maybe that's why they were fantasies, after all.

[mythicalcoolkid]

You don't wish your disability was worse or more visible, you wish your disability was taken seriously. Please stop confusing the two, I guarantee you would not get the support you need JUST by being more severe or more visible. Please listen to visibly disabled people when we tell you it isn't better on our side

[nikoisme]

I started listening to malevolent not long ago and wanted to draw out this bit rq haha

[dredgesnails]

been thinking about double life again lately so here is my ideal lineup if they ever do a second one:

scott & joel

would be horrible (incredible)

pleas eplease please please please i need to see them self destruct

gem & jim(my)

sometimes when the others say one of their names i think they're saying the other and then i have to go back to recontextualise the entire conversation for myself

i just think theyre a sweet duo and would be cute soulmates

jimmy final two (real) (not fake)

skizz & lizz(ie)

i like when their names rhyme

though after that guess the build it's questionable whether skizz knows how to rhyme

before wild life i'd just say some of the silliest on the server maximising their joint silliness, but

lizzie wants him dead now. it would be such a shame if he was the one person she wasn't allowed to

impulse & etho

yeah how do you like that bdoubleo100

this time impulse wins i swear it'll for real be this time

grian & bigb

they'd both be sooooo happy

bigb would treat him right

#grumboOUT #scarianOUT #bigrianIN

tango & bdubs

toxic AF

they lowkey are even now after wild life but i dont think thatll stop them from divorcing on live tv

cleo & pearl

most terrifying duo for everyone but gem

they've resolved their past trauma and now they can live happily with pearl's DOTS (Dog Of The Series)

unless,

mumbo & scar

completing the buttercups soulmate circuit as is Right and Just

unstoppable force (mumbo "kills a lot but only when he can die even more" jumbo) vs immovable object (scar's persistent survivability when in grave danger)

ren & martyn

god. i mean. you know i had to do it to them

this time they can die in each others arms

holding each other until their bodies give out

whispering reassurances until they can't speak any longer

[doodledrawsthings]

HAPPY NINE SOLS ON CONSOLS DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YIPPEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

[bikananjarrus]

deeply fascinated by these kids living in a peaceful suburbia on a seemingly equally peaceful planet, which is surrounded by something called the barrier, which makes the night sky look green and is thick enough that it obscures the stars, and so when they get up to space and see how many stars there are, they have no idea space actually looked like that. and then they travel through hyperspace for the first time and it understandably freaks them the fuck out. there is definitely something weird about this planet they live on, and i am all for the real horror story being this suburban bubble they live in that wants to shield its citizens from the wider galaxy.