#but also a fucking dork
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favourite moments of bg3 -> (5/?)
#baldurs gate 3#bg3edit#bg3#gale dekarios#gale of waterdeep#gamediting#dailygaming#gamingedit#the way he goes “yet you chose me” makes me insaneeee#ngl at that point i was like fuck i can NOT choose between gale or sh so whoevers romance scene pops up first ill go with it#and then one night later i got the copy of this dork with an exclamation mark#i wouldnt mind if sh's scene came up first i love her a lot as well and making her into a wlw relationship with my third tav yayy#favebg3edits#myedit#also yeah the gifset is ass unfortunately during this talk he frowned A LOT so it looks like he doesnt speak at all sdfghjk AND#because i play the game with the lowest settings the texture quality is toilet bruv#also something about the shapen tool makes his cheek weird? idk it only happens with colours red brown orange so idk
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(ID in alt) you guys even fuck w/ the flash on here???
#dc comics#dc#wally west#irey west#the flash#the flash comics#gonna be so real. i am more a fan of irey than i am of wally. technically speaking#BUT I'M GOING TO TRY TO READ MORE WALLY THIS YEAR TRUST so long as it's fun#i bought the born to run tpb but it's currently held hostage at my uni accomodation (postage mixup)#anyway yeah. daddy-daughter duo of all time. what if your dad was your hero and the best man alive and also a massive dork and loser-#-who frankly sometimes really pisses you off but you love him so so much and you know you don't ever have to worry about him but you do#and also you were pretty much his carbon copy <3#this actually just started as me practicing running poses and then. spiraled#i don't normally fuck w soft shading and tbh I'm still not sure i like it here much but hey!#can't say i didn't try
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Colourblind Fiyero
I'm sure I'm not the first person to have this idea but I thought of this literally half-asleep at 1 AM and bolted up to note it down.
Anyway what if movie!Fiyero is red/green colourblind and when he and Feldspar almost run over Elphaba, he doesn't see the Elphaba on the left, but the one on the right? reblog if u think the girl on the left is j-
And the reason he looks like this when he sees her face:
... is not because he is realising it's too late to stop himself from saying the words "blended in with the foliage" to the green girl, but because he has two eyes and a heart and just saw Cynthia Erivo in the woods. (And Feldspar sure as shit doesn't notice anything either because horses cannot see red and he is used to people looking kinda green.)
Fiyero arrives at Shiz well after everyone sings a song about how green and annyoing Elphaba is, and the day after he arrives Galinda has taken her under her wing and made her popular, causing people to stop talking shit. So, what if Fiyero just does not find out Elphaba is green until like 2/3rds through the movie? He just straight up misses it, does not know she is an outcast, and just thinks she isn't into him for some bizarre reason. And only when he finds out she has green skin does he realise that he said the foliage thing, which she would definitely have taken as a jab, and actually he was incredibly rude to her. ... Oh no.
LOOK. Obviously I love that Fiyero just is not Fantasy Racist™ and doesn't think there's anything wrong with Elphaba being green. HOWEVER, wouldn't it be funny if-
#i know she says 'yes I've always been green' but he's busy looking into her dreamy eyes shut up#he also says 'yeah or maybe it scratched me or something' in the woods later bc he couldn't hear her over his rag- [i am dragged offscreen]#for a heartbreaking twist he finds out during The Intermission Years after being like 'wait who was she talking about? who has green skin?'#'ELPHABA? she turned Elphaba's skin green??'#'what do you mean she's always b-'#'OH NO'#and then is hunting for her largely to fucking apologize#wicked#wicked 2024#wicked movie#wicked the movie#elphaba thropp#fiyero tigelaar#fiyero x elphaba#fiyeraba#to be clear i am a gliyeraba truther#i ship all three of these idiots in several configurations because it's fiction and im allowed to have fun with it but wow#these dorks could solve all their interpersonal problems by just fucking finding out about polyamory
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moggettt asked: Hey!! For art suggestions, possibly a Mike Chilton? Love that burner boi;; (I've been listening to Underdog by Kasabian and it has big motorcity vibes 🔥)
Yes!!!! Ah! My boy!!!!!! I saw a clip from Motorcity again the other day and it was Mike just cheerfully hopping backwards out of a window many stories up apparently just on the cheerful assurance that he'd figure something out on the way down, and. I love this fucking doofus. What a good main character lmao
Bonus: wet >>>>:(
#Motorcity#Mike Chilton#Feat also:#Chuck (motorcity)#Splickedydoodles#Mike as a main is such a great combo of irritatingly great at everything but also a grade-A dingus who constantly gets himself in trouble#and tbh I miss him dearly. Titmouse and Disney give me a million dollars to make another season of Motorcity challenge.#I was going to say I ran out of steam for coloring but actually I got sidetracked into flexing my realism muscles#So I guess time to break for the night and draw some Burner portraits haha#I'll aim to keep drawing tomorrow! :D#Please note this is not canon compliant for two reasons. One: it doesn't rain in Motorcity they are under a dome#and Two: Mike is an ex-ROTC who tucks his shirt into his jeans like a FUCKING DORK lolololol
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what if we were on opposite ends of a scale of what the same guy could be and we fell in love despite it haha...
mix // partial timelapse // progress shots under cut
#miamicop#miami rick#cop rick#miami morty#rick sanchez#rickcest#morty smith#dork art#okay ahhhghghg ive been working on this off n on for fucking ages n even finished it at one point but. hated how it looked lo#lol**#so i kept tinkering n messing n tinkering#n now. here we are#it also annoyed me i lost all my actial rendering footage but whateverrrrr#dork mixes
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At this point, One has basically adopted the baby that is LM Leo
you'd think but LM probably adopted him first because he's like "omg you're lost too?? like my bros? we're friends now-". One not being a complete asshole to him probably helps too 🤣 LM!Leo's moral code is "if i like you enough, i would take a bullet for you, no questions asked. otherwise, gtfo my sight"
also One would probably train this poor lad to fight. bless his stubborn heart but ninja skills could only get you so far 🥺
One (Separated Leo AU) by @dianagj-art
#rottmnt#my ert#rise of the tmnt#rottmnt life mission au#life mission au#rottmnt leo#life mission leo#separted au#they'd definitely have a cool older bro and excited younger bro dynamic 🤣#separated leo au#also love drawing LM!Leo climbing people like he's a fucking monkey#what a dork 😂#he sees tol person he's chill with and thinks TREE#well no i don't think he'd give a shit about height#he'll CLIMB
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I am asking, no BEGGING this fandom at this point to PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE start depicting Vanessa more as a silly, dorky, awkward, girlfailure loser. Bc THAT IS WHO SHE IS.
Yes she is attractive, but she’s also just an absolute disaster. She’s a disheveled mess, she has massive eyebags, can’t do her makeup worth shit, pulls her pants up to her fucking belly button, walks like she’s a goddamn question mark, can’t talk to people (or animatronics) worth shit, literally MOCKS people (that is CANON), and literally just has no idea what she’s doing at any point whatsoever.
She’s a dork ok. She would rather play video games than literally do anything else. She has a glittery pink journal with goddamn puppies on it, she bakes cupcakes and has rainbow hair extensions. She put toe beans on a RABBIT costume when RABBITS DO NOT HAVE TOE BEANS. DORK!
Even in the MOVIE, she’s a soggy loser. She threw a man’s sleeping pills in the river, she threatened to SHOOT a man on sight if he ever brought his kid sister back to Freddy’s. She asked said man to dance in the most awkward way possible, and she actively built a fort with a bunch of ghost kids haunting animatronics.
So please. Literally on my hands and knees BEGGING this fandom.. MAKE HER THE SILLY DORK LOSER SHE IS. She’s not a ‘serious’ character. She’s overly anxious and screams at people bc she can’t control her own emotions. Take a better look at her character and I promise you’ll see it!
PLEASE!
#and no I’m not saying you can’t make her attractive but like make her a loser too#btw all of that is /vpos if that wasn’t obvious#she’s also just so ND coded to me#socially awkward fuck like I can’t be the only one that sees it#just please CONSIDER#she’s so easy to pick on#but I love her that’s why I do it#fnaf#fnaf Vanessa#Vanessa sb#Vanessa Shelly#fnaf movie#fnaf security breach#Starr speaks#random rambles#girlfailures unite#make her a dork!
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“tbh if i lost my hard drive of magneto pics id be a lil pressed too i fuckin” and Erik would be pissed if he lost all of his pics of Charles!
im literally so fuckin SICK OF THESE TWO of COURSE erik has his own Wall Of Charles pictures
#snap chats#'we all need a future to look forward to' is yours your wedding with charles xavier you fucking DORK#also .... legally required to ask ... do you have the issue for this .......
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The things I do for this little silly bean…
#stardew valley elliott#sdv elliott#stardew elliott#elliott stardew valley#stardew valley#elliott sdv#elliot sdv#sdv#elliott#traditional art#beginning to see why people dislike Elliott for his love of pomegranates#after coloring in each aril I’m not too happy with him either!#Also Elliott kind of dress is like a pomegranate I just realized#fucking dork I love him
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Sorry for the lack of posts, have some more headcanons!!
#MYYY self indulgent V headcanon number 234 is that shes a huge fucking dork#i.e she was a huge bookworm as a worker#well she was a dork in general#reading. painting. dancing. all of it#but alot of that. was kinda things she had to leave with the rest of her. when she became a Disassembly Drone.#And while alot of her died in the manor. she still kept some things close.#and one of those things is reading!!!#she cringes at like 90% of what she used to read but still goes out of her way to reread the copies she finds or is given#N usually gives her copies#She acts like she hates it but still reads them alone anyway#theres a reason she has bad eyesight and its because she reads with the book 3 inches from her face in the dark#also Uzi probably makes her read Twilight at some point and laughs the entire time (they both hate it. Uzi just likes messing w/ her)#anyway i just like the idea that in a world where V is finally allowed to start her life again#she looks for the things she loved that she had to leave behind#and finds new joy in them as who she is now#she might not be that little worker anymore#but shes still the girl who loved to curl up in the library when no one would notice. reading any book she could get her hands on.#idk i just like the idea that V deep down is still just a girl who wants to have fun.#i just want her to be HAPPY#anyway do you guys wanna hear why Chappell Roan's “Pink Pony Club” is so V code- (i fall down the stage stairs)#murder drones#serial designation v#serial designation n#uzi doorman#also for context ive never read Pride and Prejudice despite meaning to#its just one of the only actual romance books i know off the top of my head#imean no offense to it. I just like joking abt V reading romance sdkfjkldsjf
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Callum Keith Rennie and the dark-haired writer/creators who hire him, huh
“Freak.”
#c6d#twitch city#last night#Callum Keith rennie#don mckellar#butch twink and dork twink#The growling#THE GROWLING!!!!#the look on his face when he hits too hard#these two fucking dork ass theatre nerds#Toronto new wave#Hugh Dillon also counts as part of this
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Directly inspired by this post
#also I’m not big into vocals so go easy on me if I fucked up their designs a bit#vocaloids*#the magnus protocol spoilers#tmagp spoilers#the magnus protocol#tmagp#the magnus archives#tma#jonathan sims#martin blackwood#hatsune miku#kagamine rin#kagamine len#vocaloid#the dork doodles
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matthew cant stop touching sasha?
yeah now look at him continue to keep his arm around sasha while he tries to adjust his knee like he accidentally got superglue all over his hands and his skin is gonna get ripped off if he so much as tries to remove his hand from sashas shoulder
2024 nhl global series finland practise | 10.31.24 (x)
#aleksander barkov#matthew tkachuk#florida panthers#2425#utter clownshow#i really wish maffhew wouldve eaten shit for trying to be grossly in love#bond sickness is a serious thing and after the ir shenanigans that man is taking NO CHANCES#lundy shuffling away from the two man unit to give maffhew more space to fix his shinpad sock situation#and maffhew does the sensible thing and not you know detach himself from sasha to attend to it but actually makes it even harder on himself#what being taken to your husbands home country and romanced off the getgo does to a man#sashas always like catnip to him but now he cant get enough huh#gross! and in love! keep it to yourselves!#sasha barely paying attention to his dumb husband with attachment issues#this is what love looks like fucking dork#when i said he was a loverboy that also means all the cringefail loser sides of being a loverboy
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the boy is HOMEEEE ignore old plushies my bookshelf is a mess rn. why does he look so sad
#can you tell i kept my books from middle school because i havent bought new ones in years#books look so good on a shelf until you see dork diaries and classic lit from school .#speaking of i HATE lotf and love a separate peace dearly#i wrote a 1k word essay on why they were gay as fuck but also had awful internalized homophobia in 8th grade#and got 100% so my teacher agreed !#house md#gregory house#hate crimes md#james wilson#hilson#they're on a date btw#shitpost
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Also hehehe. HEHEHE guess who I managed to get my hands on in OPTC
#The ONE (1) Cora & Law recruit in the ENTIRE game. AND THEY ARE MIIIINEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!#I saw that they were on the new banner and I was like well now I GOTTA try and pull for them#I’m so glad I got them 😭 They’re so fucking KYOOT#I’ll have to take a video when I do their max special it’s so fUCKIGNFN. ADORABLE#I love them I love them I love them SO much#Also idk why it took me this long to notice but Cora’s hat being pinned up to look like devil horns…#HE’S SUCH A DORK!!!!!! WHAT A LOSER (affectionate)#They are so silly 🥰#Shima speaks#One Piece#One Piece Treasure Cruise#OPTC#Corazon#Trafalgar Law#Donquixote Rosinante#Cora
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"Would you like to join me doing awesome shit that matters? 'No, I would not, I would rather be a judgamental dork."
this is genuinely the tamest insult rick has ever given someone. you're telling me he just got rejected by the person he's in love with and even though he's storming off angrily all he has to say is JUDGAMENTAL DORK ?????????
I've heard him call his own GRANDSON a piece of shit so often that it's like his own nickname at this point and yet all he has to say to bp is DORK ??????? that's not even an insult, that's bordering on term of endearment jesus fucking christ
rick my man get UP
#he's so in love with bp shut the fuck up#also i acknowledge this MIGHT be just bp's memory and he might not be as familiar with rick's extensive human insults so he settled for this#but EVEN THEN it's adorable because. he must've heard rick say that before to imagine him saying it here right?#and who tf would rick be calling 'dork' other than someone he's very fond of? someone he.. loves? maybe the very person bp is imagining now?#either scenario is adorable case closed#birdperson#rick#sanchez#birdrick#rick and morty#rnm#r&m#rickternal friendshine of the spotless mort#5x08
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