#but Waugh<333

[starpros-sunshine]

I could just rename this blog to "weekly-wataei" literally nothing would change but now you at least know what you're getting into

[wispurring-moss]

bouncy bouncy bounce.....~

wonder what he keeps seeing that's causing him to make all these faces~? 🤔🫢

[ragnarokhound]

omg sweetie pie don’t talk about chains I’ll BLUSH. definitely never been into that…

How do you think the rest of the Batfam reacts to Jaytim finally happening (something along the lines of your secretary fic) ?

I think Cass knew how they felt before them, Damian is disgusted (but secretly pleased), Dick found out by walking in on them at Tim’s apartment, and Bruce had no idea and has none until Jason tells him point blank. Alfred? Somehow orchestrated the whole thing.

I'll keep that in mind babe ;) (*adds 'Spicy Hardware' to the budget)

Ohoho, that is a fun question, and one that I often have trouble answering because I am like a horse with blinders on when it comes to my hyperfixations and my ships OTL Jason and Tim usually get the brunt of my obsessive analysis, leaving only minimal room for other characters to squeeze their way in. RIPeroni you two ❤️

That being said, I'm a huge liar because I do actually have some Thoughts lol

It largely depends on the state of the verse we're in and how involved the others were in watching their courtship go down, so without further adieu, here's how I think the batfam would react to finding out about jaytim's newly minted relationship in my secretary!au fic:

So in Secretary!AU in particular, the others weren't involved to an almost suspicious degree 😳 Tim is losing his mind for a month over Jason daylighting as his secretary, and he never finds out anything resembling the truth from anyone? What??

Which of course means some of them were simply unaware because they don't give a shit or assume Tim isn't suffering (Damian, Duke, Bruce) and some ARE aware to some degree that this is unusual and came to their own conclusions. And promptly decided to stay out of it (Dick, Babs, Steph, Cass, Alfred - Duke might actually be here, it depends lol)

In particular, Steph hears Tim's mini rant/breakdown Day 1 and is simply too amused. Because she watched him suddenly start deflecting Jason's attention 3 months ago, and oh boy does this feel like a comeuppance. She's got popcorn and is asking things like, 'i dunno Tim, why do you think Jason followed you to the office where you have to reliably be?' and after all of it, when he shows up with a hickey after patrolling with Jason that night, she golf claps at him

Cass shrugs at Tim when he vents where she can hear, because she's been waiting for them to figure this out for like. A year now. She is surprised when Tim had his Jason-shaped epiphany because she knows that Tim has been Into Jason ever since that time in the park with Poison Ivy, and Jason called him a princess for getting particular about decon. (Similarly, Cass also knew that Jason has been low-key into Tim since the time before that, when Tim ugly laughed so hard at a joke Jason made at Dick's expense that he nearly inhaled a french fry). When they get together, she is standing next to Steph, also golf clapping because Steph told her it would be funny

Dick had to listen to Jason complain about Tim ghosting him a month or two into it (Jason and Dick were in each other's vicinity and Jason asked how Tim was doing. Dick said he was 'fine, why?' And Jason scowled and muttered, 'No reason. Feel like he's been dodging me, is all' and a tiny red alert pinged in the back of Dick's head) so when he hears that Jason is at Wayne Tower and that Tim is having vent sessions about it with Steph, his eyebrows shoot waaaay up. He kind of hopes that the Tower is still standing after Jason's done getting whatever vengeance he has in mind (Jason's prank war game is both legendary and unhinged). When he finds out what actually transpires (or rather, guesses what transpired), he has a small moment of relief because 'oh phew, is that all?' and then immediately BSODs because 'WAIT WHAT, IS THAT WHY YOU GUYS ARE CLAPPING--'

Babs quietly figured out why Tim was panicking pretty early because no one ghosts someone for having a good, fun, tbh flirty relationship for literally any other reason. She wondered vaguely if Jason was going to a) clock it and then b) do anything about it, and then equally quietly paused auto-uploads on Wayne Tower office footage so that she could make Tim review it instead. She simply Will Not be the one to log the data from Monday morning, thanks.

Damian did not and does not give a fuck. He briefly questions Todd's sanity. Then immediately discards that thought because it's Todd. He would like Grayson to quit yelling at that octave though, because his 'i'm secretly happy for you but also hurt that you didn't confide in me' shouting is very grating and makes Damian nervous.

Duke I'm on the fence about, but I lean towards 'i was sitting over on the bench' for him. He was so busy Staying In His Lane that he simply did not notice that this was happening. 'Uh, congrats, I guess?'

Bruce was keeping tabs on the situation. He does not plan to review the footage either. He has ten more gray hairs than he did yesterday, and is pondering how their relationship might affect their performance in the field, but trusts that Tim has likely thought through the ramifications and likely scenarios that should need to be compensated for. (Being involved with your teammate can be frightening and stressful; it could lead to strain between the two of you, and opens new vulnerabilities up for exploitation. But it can also be deeply, deeply rewarding. Hm.) (also shout-out to the one commenter who theorized that Bruce was the one on the other end of the phone call that Jason yanked the cord on. LMAO. ROFL, even.)

Alfred defuses the tension in the cave by reminding everyone to please finish their reports, and that there are refreshments in the dining room upstairs when they are finished, should anyone be joining the household for dinner tonight. He is very pointedly looking at Jason and Tim when he says this, because they Will be joining the household for dinner tonight, because it is the duty and privilege of a grandfather to tease his grandson (Jason) for having a boyfriend (Tim). Idk if Alfred called it in quite the same way as Cass, but he knew there was something interpersonal they needed to work out, and also that Tim has had a crush on Robin for his Entire Life, so he's not exactly surprised.

...aaaand sorry if I skipped anyone, but that's my list lol

[dalloneveryday]

HAPPY HALLOWEEENN!!!!! ITS DAY 39!

[lesbianoms]

imagining a pred that knows how much of a preyslut you are and teases you about it all the time... one day she just opens her drooling maw nice n' wide for you, and its so alluring to you that you cannot resist climbing inside and worming your way down her throat so you can curl up in her gut. she barely has to put any effort into swallowing you because you just want it SO badly

Mmm maw teases with a pred that I know very well are always a win… idk, a lot of irl maw shots aren’t my thing, but when I imagine fictional crushes I suddenly get it 😳

Love how you describe how she barely even has to try and swallow me. Of course I’d be so eager to slip into her tight, warm gut for some much needed hibernation… to have my fears melt away in a harmless acid bath of bliss ☺️🫧

[drop--pop--candy]

@aroace-poly-show guess who's done with your birthday present

it's me!!! throws this at you and runs away

[volivolition]

[A note is slipped under your door, when you open the door nobody is there][the note is written in scratchy bold letter, the note reads:]

IT'S WEDNESDAY SOMEWHERE!!! Y'ALL KNOW KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?! WIP WEDNESDAY BABYYY :D (ps. turn the paper over)

- RED

[Y'all turn the paper over and there is a drawing attached to it with tape]

[Under the drawing there is text that reads:]

Do y'all remember the seacritter quiz? Ya, I drew us as the critters :] hope y'all like it 💛💛💛

[immediately pins the drawing on the fridge with star shaped magnets] wow this is SO PRETTY AND CUTE WAUGH <3333 your coloring is always so wonderful, i love the little fish as my earrings waughhhh :'] <33 you are such a cute sunfish i love this for you!! :D <333 thank you for taking the time to draw this, its so lovely!! swims around you in circles appreciatively!!! 💛💛💛

HAPPY WIP WEDNESDAY SUN(FISH)DAY!! hgkjh lets see, i haven't been writing for a while actually, but here's a snippet from one of my more recent fics, "Who Are You, If Not..." which is an esprit centric fic! :] <33 [rips a section out of my manuscript and flings it out the window. the wind carries it to you to read!]

ESPRIT DE CORPS has many of his eyes shut in futile efforts to sleep. However, when he closes one set, another pair opens unwittingly. Through them, he can see his fellow psyche skills lounging around him with blankets and pillows. Their varying shades of purple are familiar. He tries to take comfort in it. But it's too quiet – …

ESPRIT DE CORPS [Easy: Success] broadens his scope to tune into the other skill types across the mindspace. Intellects… sleeping, Encyclopedia among the bookshelves of the memory banks and Conceptualization's dreams painting soft brush strokes above xer. Physiques, mostly sleeping besides Endurance who sits by Half Light with a grunted promise to keep watch while she rests. Motorics, all asleep, Hand/Eye and Savvy a pile of arms together and Interfacing slowly recharging. Esprit concentrates on each of them, but it's not what he's looking for either – …

divider by @/saradika-graphics!

[sotogalmo]

I’m just popping in to give a status update for chapter 2, it’s 1,427 words! I’m going camping for a week (starting tomorrow) and I’m planning on rewriting another fic while I’m doing that so progress will be kinda slow for a bit

Ah! I hope you have fun camping! I also hope you're taking care of yourself and giving yourself breaks while having camping!

[lem-argentum]

puts on shades…. you’ll never believe who is done with his art school appz B) <3

[wretcheddthing]

Tav ask meme! 1, 3, and 12 for allllllll of your guys >:3c

HIIII THANK U <3 ok here we go

here’s the ask meme post btw for those. who want to also ask :)

Venali Kelvyre (Human wild magic sorcerer)

1) What would your Tav’s greetings be (at different levels of approval)?

- Negative: A disdainful “What?”, simply an arched brow, or “Make it quick.”

- Neutral: “How can I help?” “Sorry, did you say something?” “Sure, I have a moment.”

- Good: “Good to see you :)” “What do you have for me?” “Always a pleasure.”

- Romanced: Said with all the love in her heart, “There you are.” “How are you, darling?” “Anything you ask.”

3) What would their character quest be titled? Why?

A hard one to answer bc her full personal quest can’t be completed during the events of the game. So probably it would have something to do with Finally, after 7 years of searching, discovering what exactly she needs to do to rid herself of her magic. Which I haven’t figured out yet. But also she lied about being a wizard for seven years so Probably something along those lines. The Sorcerous Charlatan or something is that dumb

12) Does you Tav have any tattoos or scars? Why?

Yes to scars, no to tattoos. She has your general wear and tear of doing field work and then a side of adventuring to search for hidden information (even before being tadpoled), but most notably are the scars on her lips and forehead. She got hit by falling rubble while escaping The Ruin with her remaining friends.

My other friends under the cut

Tozra Cardove (Half-elf college of swords bard)

1) What would your Tav’s greetings be (at different levels of approval)?

- Negative: “Make it quick.” “Oh, you wanna talk?” “If you must.”

- Neutral: “How’s it going?” “Hail, companion!”

- Good: “Just the person I wanted to see.” “Aren’t you a sight for sore eyes.”

- Romance: “Lovely as always.” “Sorry, I’m a bit flustered.” “Forgive me if I swoon.”

3) What would their character quest be titled? Why?

“The Would-Be Knight” bc before being tadpoled he did play fights during festivals in Baldur’s Gate. He was well liked by those he entertained, and is actually skilled with his sword. But he is first and foremost an entertainer. Idk the rest of his story yet.

12) Does you Tav have any tattoos or scars? Why?

Yes, two slashes across his nose. His opponent, both on stage and in real life, didn’t pull his blows. It was an intentional strike that knocked him out for an important show one season.

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Mercury (Tiefling battle master fighter)

1) What would your Tav’s greetings be (at different levels of approval)?

- Negative: “Ugh, what?” “Why don’t I just drop everything?” “Talk.”

- Neutral: “Hey.” “Got something?”

- Good: “My favorite helper.” “Where are we going?” “Shoot.”

- Romanced: “Hey, love.” “You lead, I follow.” “Aren’t you a doll.”

3) What would their character quest be titled? Why?

“Her Sister’s Keeper” bc. Well I had to modify her actual lore a bit to make it work in bg3 bc she is Originally an alchemist artificer who makes potion bombs and she lost her sister in a lab accident so I kinda made her into a sort of. Mercenary fighter for the sake of bg3. Idk, she was my first playthrough and I didn’t really wanna start with a whole new chatavyer so I borrowed one of my other ones. Anyway, something to do with that.

12) Does you Tav have any tattoos or scars? Why?

Yes to both. She’s covered in tattoos of alchemical symbols because she thinks it looks cool, but she also has burn scars all over from her lab exploding.

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Clandestine (Tiefling gloomstalker ranger/assassin rogue)

1) What would your Tav’s greetings be (at different levels of approval)?

- Negative: *Disapproving Grunt*

- Neutral: “Hm?”

- Good: “Hm.” (but nicer this time)

- Romanced: “Hello.”

3) What would their character quest be titled? Why?

These are actually really hard to come up with did you know! They’re a huge buff stealth build assassin with the outlander background. Idk her story yet. Maybe something about being an archer. “The Green Archer” perhaps

12) Does you Tav have any tattoos or scars? Why?

All Sorts of scars from a lifetime of picking (and winning) fights. A notable slash across his face from a particularly difficult job hunting an ogre.

[happi-tree]

💌

Dora!!! Hello, lovebird, hope you've had a lovely morning and a good start to your week 💙💙💙

I love how genuinely kind and caring you are 🥺🥺🥺 You always seem to have a positive thing to say, and you care so sincerely, from your writing to your interactions with friends to befriending newer folks (hehe that's me!). It really bleeds through into everything that you do, and I admire that so much!

Also, I love reading through your tags hehe <3

mutuals send me a 💌 and ill tell u something i love about you

[starpros-sunshine]

Every time I start to wish for a Cg where Wataei are like....idk tbh like. more in love ig? I just have to stop dead in my tracks because "Sebastian. Bassy. Seb. You silly goose. Do you not remember?" and then I do remember that

these cgs exist and then I am instantly quiet because. How would you even top these? How would you even top the Cg where Eichi is holding Wataru likehe's the most precious thing in the world and his face is so overflowing with fondness that looking at it feels a little like intruding on a very private moment and the Cg where Wataru is looks just so happy as he shows Tori a picture of him and Eichi having lunch together on which they both also look just so happy to be there and. Oh they feed me too well. The only way to get more explicit about this is to give them a cg where. actually I can't think of anything that wouldn't be subdued by that Eichi card he is down so bad he is down soooooo bad... and Wataru isn't even any better just. look at him. Look at his face.

They are young and hopelessly smitten good for them good for them <33

[last-answer]

hi guys 👍

[s-ccaam-era-crepe]

HIIIIIIII IM BACK NOW !!! <3333. i missed youu <33

[dalloneveryday]

missed yesterday sorry. day 185 🫶

[mauxanhduong]

SCREAM!!!!!!!!!!