#but Onion rings and any type of apple

[satelitis]

FOODS I HATE BC IM A PICKY ASS EATER!!!

— fish (cooked, i like sushi)

— baked potatoes

— the sausages in bangers and mash

— reese’s peanut butter cups

— twizzlers

— chocolate ice cream

— zucchini

— brussel sprouts

— french onion dip

— mustard

— sour cream

— mayonnaise

— liver

— tofu

— godbstobbers

— squash

— eggplant

— peppers

— onions

— chicken noodle soup

— coke a cola

— oranges

— apples

— bananas

— cake (i like cheesecake)

— cupcakes

— rhubarb

— cottage cheese

— swiss cheese

— colby jack cheese

— pepper jack cheese

— bleu cheese

— tuna

— raw mushrooms

— olives

— clam

— oysters

— lobsters

— crabs

— hot tea

— black coffee

— dark chocolate

— beets

— black licorice

— plain oatmeal

— grits

— corn beef hash

— any type of egg besides scrambled UNLESS it’s on a breakfast sandwich

— grilled hotdogs

— marshmellows

— asparagus

— salads that aren’t regular salads (ie; egg salad, pasta salad, etc. i like fruit salad tho)

— calamari

— gummy peach rings

— sour punch straws

— circus peanut candy

— spam

— candy corn

— kale

— prunes

— burger king food

— hardees (carl jr) food

— chilies food

— philly cheese steaks

@ivyppoison

[davidtennantgenderenvy]

HERE IS A COMPREHENSIVE LIST OF PROBABLY MOST OF THE STUFF I LIKE! Feel free to ask me about any of it

PERSONALITY TYPING: INFP 4w3 (471)

BOOKS: Grishaverse, Lord of the Rings, To Kill a Mockingbird, The Song of Achilles, The Prince of Tides, The House in the Cerulean Sea, Gone With the Wind, His Dark Materials, A Far Wilder Magic, The Hate U Give, The Outsiders, The Devil and the Dark Water, They Both Die At The End, Riordanverse, Pride and Prejudice, Sense and Sensibility, Warriors

MOVIES: Titanic, Dead Poets Society, It’s A Wonderful Life, Little Women 2019, NOPE, Pan’s Labyrinth, The Sixth Sense, Terminator (especially 2), Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, The Addams Family (1991) The Shawshank Redemption, Parasite, Knives Out/Glass Onion, Tar, Harriet, Romeo and Juliet (1968), Interstellar, Forrest Gump, Schindler’s List, The Princess Bride, Get Out, Lady Bird, Silence of the Lambs, The Truman Show, The Wall, 12 Angry Men, Recovery, so so many animated movies (especially WALL-E, The Prince of Egypt, The Hunchback of Notre Dame and Howl’s Moving Castle!), SOME Marvel movies (mostly guardians and spidey)

TV SHOWS (live action): LOST, Breaking Bad, Doctor Who, Person of Interest, Good Omens, Arcane, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Downton Abbey, Ted Lasso, My So Called Life, Stranger Things, Broadchurch, Alias, Sherlock, Maid, The Last of Us, Dark, Happy Valley, Takin’ Over The Asylum, Our Flag Means Death, The Sandman, Heartstopper, Jessica Jones, Andi Mack, The Queen’s Gambit, Derry Girls, Rivals, The Office, A Series of Unfortunate Events, 1899, Mare of Easttown, Around the World in 80 Days, Time

ANIME AND CARTOONS: Fullmetal Alchemist (both versions), Avatar, Steven Universe, Phineas and Ferb, Death Note, Assassination Classroom, Demon Slayer, Attack on Titan, Monster, Bluey, Spy X Family, Ouran High School Host Club, My Hero Academia, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Toradora, Gravity Falls, Bluey, The Owl House, Cowboy Bebop, Erased, Mob Psycho 100, Kotaro Lives Alone, Ducktales

MUSIC: Queen, Taylor Swift, Will Wood, My Chemical Romance, Fiona Apple, Adele, Jeff Buckley, Olivia Rodrigo, Hozier, Billy Joel, Brandi Carlile, Florence + The Machine, Mitski, The Proclaimers, Nina Simone, Janelle Monáe, Kendrick Lamar, The Beatles, Beyonce, The Chicks, Pink Floyd, Sinead O'Connor, Pulp, Kelly Clarkson, Billie Eilish, Chappell Roan, David Bowie, BTS, Stray Kids, Day-6, The Crane Wives, Lady Gaga, FKA Twigs, Lizzie McAlpine, Fefe Dobson, No Doubt, The Go-Go's, Heart…

MUSICALS: Les Miserables, Great Comet, Ragtime, Phantom of the Opera, Hadestown, Hamilton, Wicked, Come From Away, Matilda, Falsettos, Jesus Christ Superstar, Anastasia, Evita, The Last Five Years, The Sound of Music, West Side Story, The Clockmaker’s Daughter, Ride the Cyclone, Sweeney Todd, Parade, Passion, Little Shop of Horrors, Cats, In The Heights, Into the Woods, She Loves Me, Sunday in the Park with George, Lizzie, Newsies, Bonnie and Clyde, The Secret Garden, The Wild Party, Cabaret, Suffs, Lempicka, Marie Christine, Putnam County Spelling Bee…(I also love Shakespeare!)

VIDEO GAMES: basically just Super Mario Bros and Undertale but boy do I love Super Mario Bros and Undertale

YOUTUBERS: Schaffrillas Productions, Cinema Therapy, The Authentic Observer, Matt Rose, PMSeymour, Katherine Steele, The Swiftologist, FilmCooper, Sideways, Anthony Fantano and too many others to mention

FAVE ROLES I’VE PLAYED: Elsa in Frozen, Morticia in The Addams Family, Mercutio in Romeo and Juliet, Mopsa in Head Over Heels, Iolanthe in Iolanthe, Juror #8 in 12 Angry Jurors

[cornwalltotheball]

TBP HCS about each one's favorite food and why ? 💟 Your writing :)

... I would sure hope I'm writing. It'd be scary if I wasn't.

Favourite Food

Robin - He enjoys whatever his mum makes but his absolute favourite were these Carne Asada Gorditas he always got from a specific food cart back in Mexico. Nowadays he prefers a nice flauta.

Griffin - The souls of the innocent He likes weird food options due to the Boy Desire of funky flavours and his favourite one is apple slices dipped in mac n' cheese. Explores his options since it's not like anyone is watching him commit food crimes.

Bruce - Bruce is the type to like simple flavours, as in he will politely break through the wall for some good soba noodles. Not for any particularly special reason, he just likes eating soba noodles.

Finney - Finney's favourite food is a Reuben sandwich with onion rings on the side. He's a simple kid with deli tastes. It's not salty eggs that's for sure

Billy - His favourite food is a classic grilled cheese sandwich with tomato soup. PB is a comfort food boy and makes a mean grilled cheese if you let him. Harper gets a nibble every time.

Vance - As long as there is meat on it he's good.

(His favourite is a medium rare steak with golden potatoes)

Gwen - Belgian Waffles. Especially with whipped cream and strawberries on it. She can't have it very often but its a birthday treat for her.

[sassypotatoe1]

Just to add some support to this lovely person, hi, I'm autistic, I struggled for years with ARFID because of food related sensory issues, literally had to get a dietician and nutritionist to find safe foods that carry a lot of nutrients, it took months, until a friend invited me to his fondue birthday party, I got drunk, decided to fry a button mushroom for 15 minutes, chomped into it, and had a revelation.

I could not stomach any kind of mushroom ever before this moment, because they've always been boiled, sautéed, steamed or roasted. All these prep methods not only give it the squeaky teeth hurting texture of a tire, but gave it a very specific taste That made me gag without fail every time. I got physically sick if I accidentally ate a mushroom. Until I fried it. Turns out mushrooms like being fried?? Like, the taste is completely different and they feel more like a plum when you bite into them and less like a piece of flaky rubber.

So I started experimenting. The only way I can eat beets is if you prepare them like potato crisps. I adore caramelized onions on my burgers, or onion rings on the side, but onion in any other form gives me acid reflux like crazy for some reason and just tastes bad.

I haven't figured out patty pans or most types of squash, eggplant I'm starting to figure out, most fruits I couldn't eat because the squishy texture made me worried that I couldn't feel maggots if they have them, so I started cutting them up to eat them and check for maggots. Extremely juicy fruit like mango or watermelon, papaya, most citrus, and particularly juicy peaches or plums? Cube that shit so it's bite sized, or reduce the pulp into an almost jam. I can't eat any apples but granny Smith because of the mealy texture, unless I make apple sauce with cinnamon and lemon juice.

Most cereals get mushy when I heat them up and I can not stand it, so I started eating this one specific nutrition cereal that stays fucking crunchy. Otherwise I eat the cereal cold so it stays crunchy.

I couldn't stand oats as a kid, but when I started making it for myself when I was like 17 because it's extraordinarily high in energy and I desperately needed it, I got the single serving packets of instant oats with chocolate chips. Fucking heaven man. Now I make plain instant oats with my cinnamon applesauce sans lemon juice and honey, and it's the only way I can eat it other than the chocolate chip packets.

I know we tend to fall back on safe foods because going out and finding foods that are both nutritious and safe takes an extraordinary amount of energy, but I sincerely would suggest, if you can afford it, to go see a dietician and nutritionist for a couple of months to find nutritious safe foods or safe ways to prep.

I was fine for most of my life, until my second and third year at university when I lost a fuck ton of weight, and then started getting symptoms for my previously undiscovered congenital heart disease. By my 4th year in post grad I was underweight, extremely sick, chronically infected because I had no functional immune system, exhausted and in so much pain that my mom decided to intervene by taking me to the dietician, and it literally saved my life.

Being underweight made my heart disease a lot worse, to the point where I went to the ER with heart attack symptoms just before getting the diagnosis, and got put on heart medication at 22 to manage the tachycardia and pain.

All of this to say that you might think you're fine, I know quite a few people who like me assumed they'd be fine with a multivitamin and enough safe food to satiate, but your body needs more. It needs fiber, and plant proteins, and animal proteins, most kinds of fat, carbs, sugars, the vitamins and minerals are important but they're secondary. You're not going to get the nutrition you need from a multivitamin or synthetic nutrition shake. You need more, and it's absolutely worth it to find more.

It also just makes eating a much more pleasant experience when you can eat a wider variety of things without experiencing physical pain because of sensory issues, just because you prepared it differently.

i mean this in the gentlest way possible: you need to eat vegetables. you need to become comfortable with doing so. i do not care if you are a picky eater because of autism (hi, i used to be this person!), you need to find at least some vegetables you can eat. find a different way to prepare them. chances are you would like a vegetable you hate if you prepared it in a stew or roasted it with seasoning or included it as an ingredient in a recipe. just. please start eating better. potatoes and corn are not sufficient vegetables for a healthy diet.

[olahassan18]

**The Electric Fryer: A Healthier Way to Enjoy Fried Foods**

### Introduction

In today’s health-conscious world, finding ways to enjoy delicious fried foods without compromising our well-being has become a priority. Enter the electric fryer—a modern kitchen appliance that has revolutionized the way we cook. Unlike traditional deep frying, electric fryers, particularly air fryers, use minimal oil to achieve the same crispy texture and mouthwatering flavor. This article explores the importance of electric fryers, their health benefits, and answers the most common questions readers have about this innovative appliance.

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### Why Are Electric Fryers Important?

Electric fryers are more than just a convenient cooking tool; they represent a shift toward healthier eating habits. With obesity, heart disease, and other lifestyle-related health issues on the rise, reducing oil consumption is a simple yet effective way to improve overall health. Electric fryers make it possible to enjoy fried foods with significantly less fat, making them a valuable addition to any kitchen.

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### The Most Important Questions About Electric Fryers

#### 1. **How Does an Electric Fryer Work?**

Electric fryers, especially air fryers, use rapid air technology to circulate hot air around the food. This creates a crispy outer layer similar to deep frying but with little to no oil. Some models also include additional functions like baking, roasting, and grilling, making them versatile appliances for a variety of cooking needs.

#### 2. **What Are the Health Benefits of Using an Electric Fryer?**

- **Reduced Fat and Calories:** By using up to 80% less oil, electric fryers significantly lower the fat and calorie content of fried foods.

- **Lower Risk of Harmful Chemicals:** Traditional frying can produce acrylamide, a potentially carcinogenic substance. Electric fryers reduce acrylamide formation by cooking at lower temperatures.

- **Heart Health:** Less oil means less unhealthy fat, which can help lower cholesterol levels and reduce the risk of heart disease.

- **Nutrient Retention:** The quick cooking process helps retain more nutrients in vegetables compared to boiling or steaming.

#### 3. **Can Electric Fryers Help with Weight Loss?**

Yes! Electric fryers allow you to enjoy your favorite fried foods with fewer calories, making it easier to stick to a calorie-controlled diet. For example, air-fried French fries contain far fewer calories than their deep-fried counterparts.

#### 4. **Are Electric Fryers Easy to Use and Clean?**

Absolutely. Most electric fryers come with user-friendly controls, pre-set cooking programs, and non-stick baskets that are dishwasher-safe. This makes them convenient for everyday use and easy to clean.

#### 5. **What Types of Foods Can I Cook in an Electric Fryer?**

Electric fryers are incredibly versatile. You can cook a wide range of foods, including:

- Fried favorites like chicken wings, French fries, and onion rings.

- Healthier options like roasted vegetables, grilled fish, and baked sweet potatoes.

- Even desserts like apple chips or churros!

#### 6. **Are Electric Fryers Environmentally Friendly?**

Yes. Electric fryers use less oil, which means less waste and fewer resources spent on oil production. They are also energy-efficient, consuming less electricity than traditional ovens or stovetops.

#### 7. **What Should I Look for When Buying an Electric Fryer?**

When choosing an electric fryer, consider the following factors:

- **Capacity:** Ensure it’s large enough to meet your household’s needs.

- **Functions:** Look for models with multiple cooking options (e.g., air frying, baking, roasting).

- **Ease of Cleaning:** Opt for dishwasher-safe components.

- **Brand and Reviews:** Choose a reputable brand with positive customer feedback.

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### Tips for Maximizing Health Benefits

To make the most of your electric fryer, follow these tips:

- Use healthy oils like olive oil or avocado oil in moderation.

- Avoid processed foods and opt for whole, natural ingredients.

- Experiment with herbs and spices to enhance flavor without adding extra salt or fat.

- Pair fried foods with fresh salads or steamed vegetables for a balanced meal.

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### Conclusion

The electric fryer is a game-changer for anyone looking to enjoy fried foods in a healthier way. By reducing oil consumption, lowering calorie intake, and minimizing harmful chemical formation, this innovative appliance offers a practical solution for maintaining a balanced diet without sacrificing flavor. Whether you’re aiming to lose weight, improve heart health, or simply make cooking easier, an electric fryer is a worthwhile investment. Embrace this modern kitchen tool and take a step toward a healthier, more sustainable lifestyle.

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[mqsinfo]

What are some important facts about the plant kingdom?

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An average size tree can provide enough wood to make 170,100 pencils.

The first type of aspirin, painkiller and fever reducer came from the tree bark of a willow tree.

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85% of plant life is found in the ocean.

Bananas contain a natural chemical which can make people feel happy.

Brazil is named after a tree.

The Amazon rainforest produces half the world’s oxygen supply.

Cricket bats are made of a tree called Willow and baseball bats are made out of the wood of Hickory tree!

Dendrochronology is the science of calculating a tree’s age by its rings!

Caffeine serves the function of a pesticide in a coffee plant!

Apple is 25% air, that is why it floats on water!

Mind Blowing Facts That You May Find interesting

Peaches, Pears, apricots, quinces, strawberries, and apples are members of the rose family!

Apple, potatoes and onions have the same taste, to test this eat them with your nose closed!

The tears during cutting an onion are caused by sulfuric acid present in them!

The tallest tree ever was an Australian eucalyptus — In 1872 it was measured at 435 feet tall!

interesting facts about trees in Urdu — درختوں کے بارے میں دلچسپ حقائق

The first potatoes were cultivated in Peru about 7,000 years ago!

The evaporation from a large oak or beech tree is from ten to twenty-five gallons in twenty-four hours!

Strawberry is the only fruit that bears its seeds on the outside. The average strawberry has 200 seeds!

Leaving the skin on potatoes while cooking is healthier as all the vitamins are in the skin!

Around 2000 different types of plants are used by humans to make food!

Small pockets of air inside cranberries cause them to bounce and float in water!

Bamboo is the fastest-growing woody plant in the world; it can grow 35 inches in a single day!

A sunflower looks like one large flower, but each head is composed of hundreds of tiny flowers called florets, which ripen to become the seeds!

Cabbage has 91% water content!

Banana is an Arabic word for fingers!

interesting information about Africa — افریقہ کے بارے میں دلچسپ معلومات

The California redwood (coast redwood and giant sequoia) are the tallest and largest living organism in the world!

Ginkgo (Ginkgo biloba) is one of the oldest living tree species, it dates back to about 250 million years ago!

The word pineapple comes from European explorers who thought the fruit combined the look of a pinecone with flesh like that of an apple!

The Elephant grass found in Africa is named so as it is 4.5 meters high and even elephants can hide in it!

Eating lots of onions will make you sleepy, as it acts as a sedative!

A cucumber is a fruit and not a vegetable since it has seeds in the centre!

A cluster of bananas is called a hand and consists of 10 to 20 bananas known as fingers!

Vanilla flavouring comes from the pod of an orchid, Vanilla planifolia!

The first certified botanical garden was founded by Pope Nicholas III in the Vatican City in 1278 AD!

There are over 300,000 identified plant species and the list is growing all the time!

Oak trees are struck by lightning more than any other tree!

Carrots were originally purple in colour!

Facts That Are Absolutely Mind Boggling

During the 1600s, tulips were so valuable in Holland that their bulbs were worth more than gold. The craze was called tulip mania and caused the crash of the Dutch economy!

The baobab tree found in Africa can store 1,000 to 120,000 litres of water in its swollen trunk!

Oak trees don’t produce acorns until they are 50 years old!

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[rockislandadultreads]

Cookbook Recommendations: Better Breakfast Month

Breakfast Love by David Bez

Breakfast Love contains more than 160 bowls for healthy, speedy breakfast ideas that will set you up for the day. Breakfast Love will make you fall in love with this often over-looked meal, and energize you to create a beautiful bowl of breakfast salad before you start the day. Each bowl is made up of a base of grains, two seasonal fruit and vegetables, some protein, a delicious dressing, yogurt or milk, and an optional topping. There are sweet and savory ideas, and basic recipes to make your own granola, muesli, and dairy-free nut 'yogurt'. Every recipe is categorized as vegan, vegetarian, raw, carnivore, or omnivore so that you can cater to your own dietary preference. With a stunning photo of every recipe, this is a feast for the eyes and fantastically inspiring.

The Brain Health Kitchen by Annie Fenn

Scientific studies show that the choices we make today about what we eat help determine our mental health as we age. In The Brain Health Kitchen, Dr. Annie Fenn gives readers a guide to preserving cognitive ability through food, with 100 recipes to promote mental acuity.

Fenn, a doctor turned chef, has organized the book into 10 chapters representing the most neuroprotective foods: berries, leafy greens, nuts and seeds, beans and lentils, whole grains, cruciferous vegetables, and more. This cookbook includes recipes for every meal of the day - from Caramelized Apple and Quinoa Pancakes for breakfast to Glazed Citrus, Almond, and Olive Oil Cake for dessert. And because cooking for your brain health is not about restricting or dieting, anyone can embrace this way of eating, whether they’re vegan or vegetarian, pescatarian, a meat lover, or gluten intolerant. Backed by scientific research and a true love for food, Fenn teaches readers to eat for brain health today, so that the mind stays sharp for tomorrow.

The Healthy Breakfast Cookbook by Shayna Telesmanic

Start the day off right with tasty, healthy breakfasts! Whether you are single or feeding a family of five, preparing a balanced breakfast isn't always a luxury you may have. Fortunately, The Healthy Breakfast Cookbook will equip you with tools and recipes to make a healthy, delicious breakfast - with time left to eat it too.

Filled with delicious recipes like Sweet Potato Breakfast Biscuits and Protein-Packed Banana Pancakes, this cookbook offers something for every type of morning eater - and every type of schedule. You'll find a range of nutritionally balanced breakfasts, whether you're planning ahead or scrambling to throw something together (and even a few recipes for more indulgent weekend mornings). This book - and all of its recipes, tips, and tricks - is dedicated to making the morning ritual as easy and delicious as possible!

The Chickpea Flour Cookbook by Camilla V. Saulsbury

Say hello to the gluten-free flour of your dreams. Exceptionally high in protein, fiber, and iron, and gluten-free, grain-free, and low-glycemic, chickpea flour is the total package. The Chickpea Flour Cookbook is your go-to resource for using this tremendously versatile and nutritious pantry staple. Chickpea flour also known as garbanzo bean flour, besan, and gram flour is simply dried chickpeas ground into a fine flour ready to be incorporated into any number of savory and sweet recipes. 

This cookbook has over 80 delicious, healthy, easy-to-make recipes to power every meal of the day, including: Loaded Southwestern Chickpea Omelet (egg-free), Pumpkin Spice Waffles, Brown Sugar Banana Bread, Chickpea Tortilla Wraps, Carrot-Sesame Crackers, Sweet Chile-Garlic Crisps, Chickpea Pasta, Baked Coconut-Chickpea Onion Rings, Pumpkin-Sage Gnocchi, Smoky Backyard BBQ Burgers, Skillet Pizza, Sweet Potato Falafel, Double Chocolate Cake, Molasses Spice Cookies, Brown-Butter Blondies, and much, much more. 

[rekas-writes]

Valorant Agents and Their Fast Food Sins

Pair: Implied! Individual Agent (Neon, Killjoy, Raze, Jett, Chamber, Harbor, Sage, Reyna, Viper, Phoenix, Yoru)/GN! Reader - more so Individual HCs Source: Valorant

Type: Headcanons/Bulletpoints - 652 words Genre: Comedy/Fluff/Crack Perspective: Second-Person (You/Your)

TW: None

A/N: Hi! It's been a while! I hope you've had a wonderful New Year and a fantastic winter holiday/winter in general, my lovely customers! I'll be wrapping up some orders before diving back into my October series! ❤️

Further A/N: It was my birthday on the 31st December and I've just come back from the Philippines. I was dealing with a couple things but I'm hoping to get back into writing! This was just a fun, little thing I thought of while out in London. There was a Wendy's and a Taco Bell and those things are hard to come by here in the UK, haha- and so naturally it evolved into fast food habits nobody asked for.

Of course if you do any of these combos, more power to you! This is all in jest and I just wanted to write a light-hearted comedy/joke piece :D

. . . . . ╰──╮꒰ 🍡 ꒱ ╭──╯ . . . . .

Neon: Cuts a donut in half and then sandwiches her McDonald's apple pie with it. It helps with her sweet tooth and she swears it's the perfect dessert combo. Will also make you one in an effort to get you to appreciate this sugary goodness as much as she does. She might also wink and say it's not as sweet as you... and then cover her face with a hand because she can't believe she just said that

Killjoy: Puts chicken nuggets in her chicken sandwich and if you tell her that's too much chicken for the bread to filling ratio, she'll just add more out of amusement. If you encourage her? She'll get you to help her put as much chicken as possible in there

Raze: Mixes all the sauces together. All of them. And then she will ask you to grab more sauces/your leftover sauces. Sauces are boring on their own apparently. If you ever raise an eyebrow at that, she'll just shrug and tell you not to bash it ‘till you try it. Somehow it doesn't taste bad at all

Jett: Puts chicken nuggets and other random fillings from different fast food joints on pizza and then folds it like a calzone. Has and will defend this to the end of time. If you ask her why she doesn't just make her own custom pizza/calzone, she says it doesn't taste the same

Chamber: Puts onion rings and fries in his burger. It's not really a sin, but he genuinely thinks this is a weird combination/thing to do so he never does it in front of people. He'll wait for you to go to the bathroom or something, and then add them in. Might steal your onion rings and/or fries too while you're gone. I'll cut him some slack, only because he doesn't really eat enough fast food to know the common food 'hacks'.

Harbor: Eats the fillet-o-fish and a random other burger/sandwich combined. If you give him a look, he will take another bite slowly and chew obnoxiously with a smug look. He does the exaggerated "mmm" too and closes his eyes just to hear you laugh and roll your eyes

Sage: Likes the good ol' fries in the milkshake and pineapple on pizza. She really likes the salty-sweet combos and has more of a sweet tooth than she'd like to admit. She also thinks the fruit/shakes help(s) make fast food feel less greasy

Reyna: Uses human blood as ketchup She mixes coffee and soda together to feel something. You don't even question her, mostly because she refuses to explain herself and doesn't feel the need to. She'll just shrug, smile and then offer you a taste- saying it's like devouring a soul. It tastes like battery acid

Viper: Doesn’t commit food sins but she did try to poison someone’s fast food. She just wanted to test out a weaker poison she had on hand, and decided her target would be that one person who wouldn't take a hint and leave you alone. Never leave your food unattended around her, especially if you're going to blatantly annoy her S/O.

Phoenix: Puts popcorn chicken in his munchkin donuts. He claims to be a food connoisseur every time you question it, and that it'll catch on as a food trend one day. You tried it once and didn't know how to feel about the fact you didn't hate it. He gets really excited every time he gets this particular combo and you can't help but smile at his childlike giddiness

Yoru: Probably puts salt in his cheap coffee, it tastes awful but he does it anyway- maybe out of spite. He got the salt from the tears of his enemies. He never stopped to consider that just because he could, maybe he shouldn't. You don't say anything because the last time you did, he drank it faster and then got another

[eustassslut]

Hi! I saw your headcanons on some of the Kid pirates and loved them! If you have any on Bubblegum and Ema, could you write some headcanons for them as well? Thanks! 🌷

since this request was sent in, i've already done some for Bubblegum which you can find here !

Emma:

Her favourite alcoholic beverage is scotch

A shipwright for the ship

Mostly stays on the ship during fights to defend it

The type to get all whiney and pull you back for more kisses/hugs after you try to walk away

Would eat onions like apples, with the skin still on them

Makes dating profiles on tinder for crew members when she's bored

Fan of Japanese metal rock music, specifically BABYMETAL

Didn't have a mohawk until she joined the crew and was influenced by Haikei

Would get on really well with Franky and Usopp

Really loves horror manga, especially Junji

One of the newer members of the crew but was previously a member in a different pirate crew

Always wants to be holding your hand

Shares a room with Quincy and Dive

Your shared bed is big enough for the both of you though don't worry

Enjoys books about spies and fantasy lands

You're that cringey couple together

From somewhere in Scandinavia, probably Finland

A big Lord of the Rings fan

Wants you to sit on her lap at meals

Probably tries to feed you at dinners

Her weapon of choice is a big hammer

No one on the crew is quite sure on how she can lift the hammer

Her favourite thing is when you to sit with her whilst she repairs the ship and hand her the tools she needs

Has a thing for silver jewellery and clothes

Would loose her mind if you wore silver lingerie

Has a habit of stealing Quincy's clothes but can't style them as well

Wants you to sleep with your head on her boobs

Very addicted to giving head

Enjoys doodling

Likes giving you hickies when she's bored

Would fall in love with you all over again if you bought her sketchbooks

Can speak multiple languages and serves as an official translator for the crew

You can tell she's angry because she switches through swear words in 3 different languages

Really likes desperate make out session where you're both just grabbing at each other and running out of air

Her favourite food is coffee jelly

[randomshenaniganery]

If I somehow got into Obey me! Shall We Date part 2

Me and Levi while videoing Solomon: I wanna be the very best like no one ever was, to catch them is my real test to train them is my caUSe. My whole life was meant for this gonna show the wORLLD!!

M: Horny bastard literally and figuratively

M: So like for science do you have complete control over that tail? The fandom deems this as important knowledge

M: BARBATOS PLEASE COSPLAY AS SEBASTIAN MICHAELIS-yeah I know I call you him a lot but like PLEASE

M: Kuya from Ayakashi Romance Reborn is just what happens if you smush Beel and Belphie into one person

M: Beel... Look at your wings... They’re tiny... If you can actually fly I will single handedly try to murder God.

M: I don’t understand why you’re mad with all these pregnant jokes, I MEAN YOU GUYS TOLD ME THIS INFORMATION and think that I won’t use it????

M: Heaven is pretty controversial not gonna lie

M: Luke you are a baby not just cause your smol but because you think like a baby

M: HEY remember what I said about racism? Knock it off

M: Why do you like me? Like honestly just WHy

M: LMAo who thought that leaving me alive was a good idea

M: Levi I blame you for making me say LMAo outloud I used to only say lol or IDK 

M: I do have a least favorite brother but I’m not telling who because it would cause the same problems saying who my favorite brother is 

M: YOU FAKE MOTHERFUCKERs 

M: Sometimes I think I’m more of a demon than you guys are

M: I made a meme I think I’m going to die after this but I’m going to be very proud about dying and then I’ll see you later cause bitches know I’m going to end up in hell anyway

M: Is this real life? or is this fantasy? 

Me and Levi still videoing Solomon but now we’re all dancing and singing: Gotta catch’em all-gotta catch’em ALL POKEMON 

M: Satan for confirmation are you or are you not a furry? wait no put that knife down-

M: Beel please be my model for this drawing I have thanksiloveyoubye

M: Beel is definitely in my top three faves list you just have to figure out WHERe he is in that list

M: Levi I fucking told you to stop GATEKEEPing

M: What the fuck are you listening to Lucifer

M: I legit can’t listen to 40% of the songs I have in my playlist because they mention demons and I’m too embarrassed to listen to them now

M: Levi please let me sleep in your tub it honest to God looks so comfy-stop making faces when I mention God you KNOW that I’m atheist

M: Asmo hi please do my nails idk self care who dat bitch

M: ugh I have feelings and I HATE It

M: Am I a kuudere or a tsundere? I can’t tell but if it’s the latter I’m going to commit sui-wait no I’ll still end up in hell FUCK

M: I would never kiss anyone oh you’ll pay me? YOu never said where bitch-

M: I’m not greedy I’m just broke

M: See mammon gets it

M: Levi if you pay me I will draw Henry for you

M: Oh my god I’m henry 

M: Diavolo please let me adopt the giant snake in your labyrinth

M: Solomon I’m going to carefully watch you while you cook so that I can understand on what level can you fuck up food so bad

M: OH MY GOD ITS ALIVE

M: If I ate that apple I’m going to kill my clone because there can only be one

M: I really think that I’m more demon than you guys are 

M: Mass murder isn’t wrong if it’s in the name of God says the bible-stop it Luke I’m making a joke

M: Simeon tell me on what level of friendship do I get to call Lucifer Lucy

M: Satan there is literally no way for me to give you a new nickname

M: the angrier you get the more like Lucifer you sound so-HEY DON”T FLIP THE TABLE MY ONION RINGS

M: Belphie if you want humanity to die just make them all so lazy no one will ever get up 

M: I swear to God that I will not wake up the demon king-okay fine mentioning God’s name doesn’t actually make it more sincere fucking-

M: if any of you look at my reddit history its either I die or you die

M: Bleach is a very powerful weapon

M: Who the fuck designed your demon clothes

M: God is kinky confirmed

M: I want humans to know the existance of demons but I also don’t want Diavolo to be exposed to the horny ones-no I did not mean that literally

M: I know he’s supposed to be the Prince of Hell but I can’t stop visualizing him as a cuddly large demon teddy bear

M: I’m so mad that there aren’t that many stray cats in devildom What’s the fuck point

M: Barbatos if I give you a recipe will you finally answer that question about being a sadist or a masochist? No? goddamit

M: I was going to say goddamn you but clearly he already has

M: I’m going to contact a family therapist

M: Beel please carry me I want to feel tall for once

M: My neck hurts from looking at all of you

M: Belphie move over or I will crush you that’s my sleeping spot-yeah I know that’s Beel’s lap THAT’s THE WHOLE POINT

M: I am constantly in a state of surppressed rage so how do I feel satan?

M: I can’t take you seriously your name is Satan

M: heh-no I do not look like Barbatos shut the fuck up

M: I totally did not draw Lucifer in a comprimising position and sold it online 

M: Hi mammon it’s pretty high up huh?

M: Beel I won’t tell anyone if you share that pizza with me

M: it’s not bribery if its not money-that doesn’t work? fuck

M: My type is literally anyone who isn’t human so ya know sorry solomon

M: god made demons and decided that evil was an aesthetic

M: I know I sang and Satan will tear you limb from limb but I swear I just forgot about the lyrics and not that I actually think nah no I think you’ll actually do that I’m not apologizing for shit

M: I’m so nice, I’m a family therapist for free. You motherfuckers better fucking pay me

M: technically I can call the cops any time since you did kidnap me 

M: Oh my god the dads are coming * after seeing lucifer and diavolo walk up *

M: Diavolo don’t avoid the question who. is. the. top??? 

M: Levi I know you know what Archive of our Own is don’t lie to me

M: Every time I see Cerberus I have the urge to climb the highest thing in the vacinity

M: I love Hades but saying that here would just incriminate me and I don’t want to boost Lucifer’s ego

M: Lucifer as an angel I feel like he would be even more obnoxious what? nO put that ROPE DOWN NO KINKY TODAY-

M: * first time seeing asmo* are you gay or european? 

M: My life is constantly referencing memes

M: Solomon’s theme song is pokemon we’ve already decided on that

M: CREEPER AW MAN-

M: I don’t want you guys to sing because I will physically combust 

[dickgrcyscns]

Play Pretend

Play Pretend, Steve Rogers. Based off of the prompt “Go on then, tell me you don’t love me”. 

Summary: In which you had been hiding your feelings for a super soldier for quite a while, and he was getting tired of waiting to hear you say you liked him. 

Set During: AU

Word Count: 1813 words

Gif used not mine!

“Morning everyone,” You came into the compounds kitchen with a smile, taking a seat on one of the breakfast bars stools. Steve placed a cup of coffee in front of you, smiling back. That was his way of greeting you in the morning. And every time you looked back up to him with a shy smile, a warmth spreading across the apples of your cheeks. 

“Morning Y/n,” Tony took a sip of his coffee, taking a glance between both you and Steve.

“Morning Tony,” a smile rested on your lips, taking a sip of the coffee Steve had given you. “How’s the suit redesigning going?”

“It’s tedious,” Tony smiled. “But it’s coming along pretty well. How’s working in the lab with Banner?”

“We’re working on this really cool biochemical theory right now, I’m interested in seeing how it’s going to play out but I have a good feeling about it! Otherwise it’s just a lot of paperwork and making sure all of the files are in their correct places. Which reminds me,” you pointed at Steve, “it’s about time for your bloodwork again.”

“Again?” Steve let his head fall back, the mug of coffee he had been carrying up to his lips long forgotten.

“Well, we have to make sure you’re well, Cap,” you laughed lightly, sipping on the coffee. See you had only joined the Avengers at first because of your background in medicine, but then you kind of accidentally showed them that you have powers that allow you to either kill or regenerate cells in an instant. You kind of, maybe, became a full member after that. But when it came down to the basic lab work and doctorly things, you were always happy to do them. You loved everything around that type of work. Getting to draw blood and analyze it, trying to see if anything had changed. It was like a mystery waiting to be solved and you loved that. 

“She’s right icicle,” Tony quipped. “Can’t have you dying on us Cap. Especially Y/n here.”

You felt your cheeks go warm when Tony nudged your shoulder, your eyes rolling as a laugh fell from Steve’s lips. See, it would have been funnier if Tony wasn't telling the truth. Steve had become such a big person in your life, you had almost no idea what you would do if he left. A part of your heart was owned by him and he didn't even know that. “Geez,” you muttered, “thanks Tony.”

“Anytime,” Tony winked back in response. “I’ll be in the lab, you two don’t mess up my kitchen, okay?”

“Tony!” Your cheeks flushed, giving the billionaire wide eyes before he walked out of the room with a smirk rested on his lips. A huff pushed past your lips as you turned towards Steve, trying to reconcile the situation. “I’ll uh, I’ll be down in my lab if you need me at all. We can do the bloodwork tomorrow.”

“Yeah, okay,” Steve nodded, setting his mug down onto the counter as you got up to walk away. You pulled your hand up to your lips, nervously biting at your fingernail. The thought of Steve knowing — of Steve finding out how you feel freaked you out. Now, listen, you had a lot of things going for you but subtlety was not one of them. But Steve had never said anything and that was enough to calm your nerves. You didn’t want to lose him — you couldn’t afford to lose him. That’s why you had never told him how you felt. You had gotten so used to playing pretend, part of you began to believe you enjoyed it. That hiding a secret was fun to you. 

Settling into your lab, you let out a short sigh. Your lab was a place you were never afraid to be in, pulling off your coat and placing your hair into a ponytail effectively pulling it from falling in front of your face. A smile rested on your lips, a pen tapping on the papers you had just began to fill out. Your favorite song played lightly in the background, only adding to the smile on your face. Mumbling the lyrics to the song, head nodding along, you continued to analyze your past labs and samples while taking notes. This was the place that you had all of the control, something you couldn’t quite say you had in the normal day-to-day life as an Avenger. So many things were left in the air; how would a mission end, would you end up having to heal people that had become your family or would you end up using your powers to harm people in ways you tried not to think about?

But when it was just you, in your lab, you knew how things would go. You knew the songs that would play and you could almost guess how the labs would come back. Out in the field, you were working on pure adrenaline, in your lab, you were working on caffeine and intelligence. You got to sit back and think about things, not having to worry about the time it would take or what could be lurking around the corner. Your friends had noticed it as well, Natasha and Wanda loved to sit in the lab with you. Something along the lines of you having better conversations when you were in the lab. Every now and then, one of the Avengers would come running in with a small cut they got during training (or even in Bucky’s case, the one time he was trying to cut an onion and cut his hand, you didn’t ask any questions as to how a former assassin cut himself with a knife) asking you to heal it. And you would do it with no questions asked. 

That’s the exact reason as to why you rolled your eyes at the knock on the doorframe of the lab, looking over to see who it was standing there. Steve smiled over to you, raising an eyebrow as a way to ask if it was okay to come inside with you. You nodded, putting your pen down when he closed the door behind him. “Everything okay Steve?”

“Hmmm?” He looked over to you, rubbing his hands together. “Oh, yeah, everything’s okay. I just figured that you could take the blood sample today? I have training tomorrow for most of the day.”

“Of course,” you smiled, standing up to grab what you needed to draw his blood. “Have anything you want to talk about? Most of the team uses this time to ramble on about their issues.”

“That’s got to be a lot to deal with,” Steve’s brows furrowed together. 

You waved him off, “I enjoy it. Everyone needs a person to vent to, might as well use this time to ramble on about something, you know? It’s nothing we haven’t heard before or expected, either. A lot of the times they’l rant about the missions and things that went wrong. Bucky will complain about something Sam did or vice versa, it’s great when they’re both in here at the same time.” The words continued to run from your lips as you grabbed the supplies you needed. Steve’s laughter filled the silence once you stopped rambling. 

“What about you, doll? Do you take this time to rant about anything?”

“I’m more of a listener,” you shrugged. 

“So am I,” Steve raised a brow. “I’m not backing down from my spot either, so it looks like you’re just going to have to talk.”

Eyes rolling, you began to draw Steve’s blood. “What is it you want to hear about?”

“Anything,” Steve looked like he had a quick thought before a mischievous smile made its way to his face, “your love life maybe? Out of everyone on the team, you always keep quiet when people talk about their escapades.”

“If I’m remembering correctly, so did you,” you promptly added in.

“We’re not talking about me,” Steve muttered, pink dusted across his cheeks. “But for your information, I’m not seeing anyone.”

“I’m not either,” you felt your cheeks warm up. “Yeah, that’s about it for my love life there Steve. Nothing too fun.”

His hand went up to brush against your cheek, “You know, Tony’s comment earlier had me thinking.”

“That’s dangerous.”

“Are you in love with me?” Steve’s question caught you off guard, making you stand still in the middle of the room. A small vile of his blood rested in your hand, that was the only reason you kept a grip on the situation. Putting the vile down on the counter next to you, you turned back to look at Steve with wide eyes. His lips had been pushed upwards into a smile, “Go on then, tell me you don’t love me.”

Those words came out just as you opened your mouth, about to say something about how you weren’t in love with him. It closed wordlessly, your tongue resting between your teeth, blinking a few times. To be completely fair, you were normally much more relaxed in your lab. You figured that’s why Steve brought it up while he was in there. But you couldn't help your heart that quickly began to beat, the sound ringing in your ears as fear took over your sense. No matter what you said in that moment, your little charade was up. You couldn’t hide behind a mask of not being in love with Steve Rogers. Not when he knew. You could tell. The smile on his face, the look in his eyes. There was no escaping it. 

“God I hate Tony.”

“I don’t,” Steve muttered. “I wouldn’t have figured it out if it wasn’t for him. And it makes it a bit easier when you realize the girl you have feelings for, feels the same way about you.”

You blinked a few times, did he just say what you thought he did? “So, you mean, I’m confused.”

“I love you,” Steve placed a gentle hand on your cheek, placing a kiss on the top of your head. “Always have, Doll.”

“I,” you muttered, “I love you too.” He pulled his lips off of your forehead, your head leaning onto the hand he had pressed against your cheek. You glanced down to his lips and back up to his gaze. 

“Y/n,” you nodded in response to him calling out your name. “Can I kiss you?”

“Yeah,” a smile formed on your face as he pulled your face closer to his. Your lips melded together, it was full of longing. The two of you had been so in love with each other, yet never acting on it. In that moment, you felt it all hit you. All at once. 

Maybe playing pretend was a stupid move after all. Sometimes, you just have to trust that leap of faith. 

[surveys-at-your-service]

Survey #389

“i’m well aware i’m a danger to myself  /  are you aware i’m a danger to others?”

How much do you weigh? Yeah, we're starting off on a bad foot. If you are outside, what are you most likely doing? Putting Roman's used litter in the trash. Do you think you can love someone without trusting them? Hm... I guess you could love them, but it'd be a complicated situation. What’s your opinion on people who go hunting for sport? If it's purely for sport, from the very bottom of my heart, fuck you. Do you have a fairly fast or slow internet connection? I'd say it's decently fast. Have you ever been someplace tropical? Yeah, Florida. My grandma lived there. Are you sensitive to caffeine? No. It does like... nothing to me. How do you usually get around? My mom's car. Have you ever been accused of being too clingy? No actually, but I know I kinda am. What do you think about Kim Kardashian? I don't have an opinion of her. Can you speak any French? No. Favorite yogurt flavor? The only yogurt I've been liking lately is cookies and cream to add a different texture, because otherwise, I don't like its natural texture very much??? Idk man, my taste buds are wild. How much money do you have in your wallet right now? Just like $5. What bottled water brand do you like? Essentia. Your favorite way to eat chocolate? As chocolate bars, probably. How often do you listen to country music? Like, never. Linkin Park or Avenged Sevenfold? Linkin Park. Last surgery you had? Pilonidal cyst removal. Have you ever played guitar? I briefly took classes for it in high school, yes. Best I got to was playing some of the intro to "Crazy Train." I enjoyed it, but not enough to be consistent and really learn. Is there someone in your life whose career/life choices you find immoral/unethical? Have you ever told that person your views? Do you find it difficult to support them (emotionally or otherwise) because of their choices? I don't think so? What trait do you feel you lack that you wish you possessed? Independence and confidence would be nice... Have you ever considered writing your memoirs? No. Do you find it difficult to stay invested in online relationships? God no. I love my online friends. Half of 'em more than "irl" ones. Are you the type of person who pays close attention to the release dates of movies, music, etc., and will, for example, go see a movie or buy an album on the date it is released? If so, when is the last time you did so? I have to be VERY invested in it to care THAT much. It happened most recently when Meerkat Manor: Rise of the Dynasty premiered. Do you have any stickers on your laptop? No. Would you rather have a job for which you had to go in early in the morning or one you had to stay late into the evening at? Early in the morning. I'm in a better mood in the morning. Do you use any apps to track your health or medications? I have a calorie-counting app, as well as one to track my period. Whose opinions/recommendations do you value most? My mom's, best friend's, and psychiatrist's. If you could’ve been at any historical event, which would you have liked to witness firsthand? I don't really know. Maybe the very first Pride event? Is there something that you really want to do but are afraid of doing? If so, why are you afraid of doing it? Ride a rollercoaster, for one. I know I never will, though. I'm too afraid of throwing up, but even more realistically, I fear passing out before of the twisting and turning and just standing up makes me very dizzy. My blood pressure is STUPID low. What is something society “expects” you to do that you don’t want to do and/or don’t plan on doing? Have kids. That's a big 'ole fat no from me. Have Jehovah's Witnesses ever come to your door? Twice at least. Are you well-known by people in your area? No. Have you ever experienced sleep paralysis? No, thank Christ. It sounds terrifying. What's your favourite type of bird? Barn owls. Melanistic ones, to be exact. Stunning. What tv show(s) have you been watching currently? I'm only keeping up with Meerkat Manor: Rise of the Dynasty. Have you ever dated a smoker? For less than a day. Do you share a middle name with any of your siblings? Yes. Have you ever been a member in a band? No. Besides the school band. Can you cry on command? If so, have you ever used it to your advantage? No. Do you have separate emails for personal and business? No. Have you ever missed a flight? Yes. Have you ever seen a lunar eclipse? Multiple times. Have you ever taken a ride in a convertible? I think once with my brother. Why did you last need to use a band-aid? I'unno. What fruit do you eat most often? Apples. Who was the last person you visited in the hospital? My ma. Has someone ever tried to start an argument with you over Facebook? What happened? A few times. I don't feel like thinking over this. Have you ever had an unusual type of milk (eg. oat, rice, almond)? I've tried almond milk, and I hated it. If you could experience life as a Disney princess for a week, which princess would you pick and why? uhhhhhh idk When you’re at home, do you spend most of your time in your room? I'm essentially always in my room. If you like to sleep in late, have your parents ever told you off for doing so? No. Do you find piercings attractive? Yep. Do you like potato chips? Loooove 'em. What’s the most stalker-like/creepy thing you’ve ever done? If you don’t think you’ve done anything like that, what’s the most stalker-like thing someone’s done to you? Nothing beyond checking Jason's Facebook sometimes after the breakup, I think. Even that though I wouldn't recommend doing. You're just going to get yourself hurt. Stay away from exes' profiles. Do you think it’s a double standard that a woman can hit a man and expect to get away with it, but if a man hits a woman it’s assault? Yep. I don't give a fuck what's in your pants, you don't hit anybody unless you're fighting to defend yourself. What’s your favorite old Disney movie and favorite new Disney movie? I mean... define "old." I'll go with The Lion King for old, and for new, uh... Finding Dory, probs. Name something “trendy” or popular that you dislike. I don't really know what IS trendy right now... Is Snapchat still "in?" Because I've never gotten that. “Dirty talk” in the bedroom…love it, like it, don’t care, dislike it, or hate it? I think I'm kinda neutral about it? Like I mean it also depends on exactly what is said. I prefer more loving talk, though. What is/are your favorite type(s) of ethnic food, and what’s your favorite food within that type? I'm a basic fatass that likes American cuisine most, aha... Like give me a cheeseburger and I'm happy lmao. How would you describe your relationship with your hair over the years? I love it more now at a short length than I ever did long. When it was long and I was in my deepest depression, I was awful about brushing it. It would get so knotted. Like looking back, it nearly makes me shiver. I HIGHLY recommend cutting your hair for anyone who struggles with selfcare. How do you feel about your SO daily/regularly checking up on a couple of his exes on social media? I'm single, but hypothetically, if you're checking an ex's page nearly every day, I would not be okay with that. I'm totally fine with exes remaining friends and just cordially talking now and again, but that's it. It's a respect thing. Do you prefer your guy to wear cologne or not? I personally like cologne if it's not overwhelming. I really don't care if you wear it or not, though. Ladies, how important is it to you that your SO wears/would wear a wedding ring? This survey is so heteronormative. But anyway, unless there was an issue like it not fitting, I'd want my spouse to wear their ring. What was the turning point that led you to decide for or against having children? There are a lot of reasons I don't want kids. I'm too selfish with my "me" time, I stress out too easily, I don't want to dedicate my life to keeping another person alive and fed and happy, I have bad genes... I could go on and on. I just wouldn't be a good, "present" enough mom. I am much more interested in ensuring *I* am okay. Is having your “dream” wedding really that important to have? Not at all. I mean I want a smooth and memorable wedding, but I'm not obsessed with it being perfect. Do you consider it cheating if your SO goes to a strip club and then doesn’t tell you? That's certainly not cheating, but I wouldn't like it. Being secretive about anything in a relationship is unhealthy, imo. I'd be hurt and also very insecure because I wouldn't feel like "enough." How old is too old for trick-or-treating? Honestly? I don't think you ever are. Like come on, does it REALLY matter? Let people have fun. I don't do it because of societal standards, but I would if I didn't care about being judged. Do you sleep with your arms over or under the covers? It depends on the temperature, but I normally wake up with them under. Do you own any t-shirts of your favorite band? I have an Ozzy one stored somewhere, but it doesn't fit me now. There was another I really liked too, but that one is WAY too small now. Fries or onion rings? Fries. I'm not a fan of onion rings. True/False: you’ve had an odd dream this week. Story of my life. I had one last night where I kept dying in different ways, and I actually felt the pain, like drowning in magma. Do you find tattoo sleeves attractive? YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. Do you like carving pumpkins? Yeah. What’s an animal you want to have as a pet but can’t? My mom has absolutely forbidden me to get a tarantula (uh, many tarantulas in my case) until I move out, lol. That doesn't stop me from checking Craigslist like every day. ;_; Have your parents ever caught you drinking? "Caught," no. Any time I've drunk, I've had permission or was a legal adult by then. How would you react if your celebrity crush came to your door? First be humiliated at my appearance and then absolutely pass out lmao. Has your mom/dad ever walked in on you kissing or anything more with someone? No, thank fuck. The person you have a crush on is drunk and goes to kiss you, you know they don’t realize what they’re doing, but do you kiss anyways? If I know it's something they wouldn't do sober, absolutely not. What would you prefer to get from a guy/girl: flowers, a hand written poem, a picture he drew of you or a nice night out? Any would be lovely, but the poem would appeal most to me because of the amount of thought that goes into poetry. Do you any shirts with any kind of images of food on them? What? I don't think so, no. Which holiday is the most fun to decorate for? Halloween. What was the first website you had an email account on? Yahoo. Have you ever written a fanfic? No. Tattoos or piercings? Both are grand, but tats win. What’s the last gross movie/show/video you saw? I saw this picture of a snake split open that had eaten another snake. Would you rather live in a huuuge house or a little cozy one? Lil cozy one! I don't want more space than is needed for cleaning reasons, as well as price. Do you have a tutor for anything? No. Who’s the best kisser you know? Jason was. Has anyone ever threatened you with a knife? No. I'd like it to stay that way. (If you’re a girl) Has anyone ever called you "shortie" instead of girl? Ew, no. Do you have a deep voice? For a woman, yes. Do you play games with boys/girls, like 'hard to get’? Hi, I'm an adult. Is there a Sonic where you live? YES. It's my fave fast-food place. What do you like on your pizza? I have three go-tos depending on my mood: Pepperoni, jalapenos, or meat lovers.

[lovemesomesurveys]

How are you doing today? It’s only 1:56AM, but so far I’ve just ate a bowl of ramen and watched a couple YouTube videos. What was the best thing that happened to you today? My ramen was quite delicious, ha. Which cell phone network are you on? Verizon. Do you like the smell of cinnamon? Yesss. What was the last book you've read? I just finished, “The Secret She Kept” by Elle Gray and I’ve started, “Autumn’s Strike” by Mary Stone.

Are you hungry right now? No, I just finished eating. What was the last thing you've had to drink? Water. How often do you visit this website? I’m on Tumblr all the time. Do you like frogs? No. Are you afraid of dying? Yes. Do you like bananas? I love bananas.    Do you like the show American Dad? Meh. It has its moments, but overall I’ll pass. I don’t ever watch it by my own choosing, I just catch it here and there because my family watches it.  What TV show do you miss the most that's no longer on TV? Gilmore Girls, Degrassi, and True Blood come to mind first. Are you currently fighting with someone right now? No. Is your life full of drama? No. I have other stressful things I’m dealing with, but not of the drama variety. How long can you hold your breath underwater *shrug* Where's the last place you've been to out of state? When I went to Arizona to visit my grandparents about 6 years ago. Have you ever been kissed in the rain? No. What letter does your last name start with. -- What are you listening to right now? I’m watching Gilmore Girls. Have you ever had a pet that died? Yes. Would you rather use a trackpad or a mouse? Trackpad. Do you consider yourself politically intelligent? No, not at all. Have you ever done any volunteer work? Yeah, I’ve done a lot with Girl Scouts, school clubs, and class assignments. Do you like the Beatles? I like some songs. Is it night time where you're at right now? Yeah, it’s 2:08AM. Do you like steak? Nope. Do you eat healthy? No, I definitely don’t. How often do you work out? I don’t. What was the best gift you've ever received? I couldn’t possibly choose. Have you ever participated in a spelling bee? Nope. If you could have one wish right now, what would it be? Good health. Do you owe anyone an apology right now? I kind of do. Are you the jealous type of person? I can be, but it’s not something I feel much. Or at least haven’t felt in a long time. I feel envy more. Have you ever tried doing yoga? Nah. Do you like getting massages? I’ve never gotten one. Would you rather be too hot or too cold? Cold. Are you good at telling jokes? No, I’m pretty much the worst. I don’t tell many jokes. When was the last time you've attended a sleepover? Several years ago. Tell me one of your pet peeves. Eating sounds. Do you wear glasses? I do. Do you like to keep your nails painted? I haven’t painted my nails for the past few years. Have you ever had a pedicure? Nope.  What is your favorite smell? I have several favorites. Do you like the TV show Full House? I do. Would you rather listen to country music or rap music? I like both. Are you a Duck Dynasty fan? Nope. Have you graduated high school yet? Uh, yeah, back in 2008.  What kind of person were you in middle school? Quiet, shy, awkward. Nothing has changed. Do you have any major regrets in your life? I have a few. :/ Do you like pixie sticks? Eh. I did as a kid, but I don’t have much interest in them the older I get. Do you like French toast? Mmm, yes. Are you a fast typer? I am. Are you good at doing math in your head? Nope. Or at all. Have you ever played with Silly Putty? Yeah. Do you take in a lot of caffeine daily? I do. I love my caffeine. Do you like watching Football? Nope. Or an sport. What language do you wish you could speak? Spanish. Do you know a lot about history? No, I wouldn’t say that. If we could travel back in time, where would you travel to? Can I travel back to childhood? Would you ever consider joining the military? No. I couldn’t anyway, I’m physically disabled. Are you a cigarette smoker? No. Have you ever done something you didn't want to just to look cool? That’s kind of how it was when I used to drink and smoke. I wasn’t a big drinker or smoker, only did so socially, but still. I also did so on my own accord, I’m not blaming anyone, and I’m not going to say I hated all of it because I did have good times, but there was a big part of me that did so because I felt I had to. My friends liked to do it and I wanted to partake with them and not sit out on the sidelines by myself. It’s just that truth be told I think I would have rarely drank at all if it weren’t for that and likely would have never smoked. It had its fun moments, but I didn’t feel the need to partake all the time like they did. Do you like zombie movies? Nah. Have you seen The Hunger Games? Yep, all of ‘em. Do you have a favorite piece of clothing? All my graphic tees, t-shirt dresses, leggings, and lounge shorts. All my comfy clothes, basically. Do you own any Uggs? Nope. Are you wearing any rings on your fingers? No. Name a TV show that you absolutely can't stand. Most sitcoms today. Do you have any unusual talents? No. Or any kind of talent. Do you look like your age? *shrug* I’ve been told I look younger. Do you feel confident in a bathing suit? Nooo. Do you do a lot of online shopping? I do. Do you like the Harry Potter films? Yeah. Do you judge people based on their sexual orientation? No. I care about who a person is, their personality, and whether we vibe. Have you ever been told you had an accent? No. Have you ever ridden an elephant? Nope. Are you allergic to pollen? I do have seasonal allergies. Have you ever eaten sushi? Ew, yes. Not a fan. If so, do you like it? Nope. Are you a fan of anime? No. Would you rather play Xbox or Playstation? Playstation. Are you a big fan of seafood? I don’t like seafood at all. What kind of food are you craving right now? I’m good right now. Are you currently in a relationship? No. If not, are you happy being single? Yeah, it’s for the best. Do you like to go fishing? No. Are you a fast runner? I used to be. I don’t have the energy or strength anymore for that.

Have you ever worked at a fast food place? Nope. What's on your mind right now? Now I’m thinking about food cause of some of the previous questions. Are you texting anyone as you're taking this survey? No. Have you ever had a nasty rumor spread about you? No. Have you ever sent someone sexual pictures of yourself? No. Do you like who you are on the inside or the outside more? Neither. :/ Are you good at drawing? No, I have no artistic abilities. Do you know how to dance? Nope. What's your favorite reality TV show? Catfish, Teen Mom OG, Teen Mom 2, The Voice... Do you think Kim Kardashian deserves to be famous? I don’t care. Are you excited for Christmas this year? I’m always excited for Christmas. Do you celebrate Halloween? I mean, I put up some decor, watch scary movies, and partake in treats. I stopped dressing up and carving pumpkins a few years ago. Have you ever had a concussion? No. Do you pretend to be someone you're not? No. I certainly wouldn’t pretend to be... *gestures vaguely* this. Do you listen to heavy metal music? No. Were you sad when Michael Jackson died? I was just surprised. Do you have more upper or lower body strength? I barely have any strength anymore it feels like, but I used to have really great upper body strength. Have you ever been in a tanning bed? No, and never want to be. Do you like hot tubs? No. Do you know anyone who is battling cancer? No. Have you ever donated money to a charity? Yes. Do you get bored easily? More so nowadays. I didn’t used to. Have you ever peed your pants in public? Maybe as a little kid. Are you afraid of roller coasters? Yes, except for the Cars and Big Thunder Mountain Railroad roller coasters at Disneyland. Are you good at doing tongue twisters? Not really. What was the last movie you've seen in theatres? Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings. Have you ever been to a drive-in movie? Yeah, a few times but it’s been a long time. I’ve been wanting to go to one, though. Are you good at doing fractions? Meh. I’m alright. Me and math don’t get along, but I could do some things somewhat. What is your favorite holiday? Christmas and Halloween. Do you prefer Apple or Android? Apple. Would you rather have a tablet or a computer? Computer. Do you like things that are touch screen? Yeah. What age did you have your first kiss at? 16. Do you regret losing your virginity to whoever you lost it to? I’m still a virgin. Do you have a good relationship with your mother? Yes. Do you like the color lime green? Sure. What are your plans for tomorrow? I don’t have any. Would you rather wear jeans or yoga pants? Yoga pants. Do you like your clothes to be baggy and comfortable or tight and revealing Baggy and comfy. Do you wish you could change something about your hair? Yeah, it’s really not a good look right now. I pretty much chopped it off a couple months ago for reasons and it’s in that awkward phase as it grows out. I want it to be longer and dyed red again because currently it’s all natural and I don’t like it. Have you ever gotten a makeover? Yeah. Do you get mad easily? No. but I get frustrated and irritable easily. Have you ever punched someone in the face? No. Do you think the minions from Despicable Me are cute? Ehh. Did you have a Gameboy as a child? I did. Would you rather have chocolate or gummy worms? Chocolate. I’m not a gummy fan. What are your favorite pizza toppings? Extra cheese, garlic, green onions, spinach, cilantro, crushed meatballs, and pesto. Have you ever auditioned for a talent competition? No. I don’t have any talent. Do you make good sandwiches? I think theyr’e better from a deli or when my mom makes them haha but sure. Would you rather get high or get drunk? High. Have you ever failed a drug test? Nope. Do you like the Silent Hill movies? I actually haven’t seen them. What is one thing you need to work on to make yourself a better person? I have a few things I need to work on.

[dantesintegrity]

You know what I absolutely yearn for these days

Just the ability to go to a Diner. The kind that is open all the time, day and night, so you can simply just go in and just sit down. Perhaps you chose a table, or on one of those stools near the counter, but you always end up picking a booth next to the wide windows. You don’t order anything, but you do have a Coffee Mug next to you. You always loved the smell that Coffee makes. You take a sip of Coffee. You sit there with your computer open, and you just write. Whether it be an essay you need to finish, or your dream novel you are finally writing, you just write. 

A waitress walks up to you and asks ‘do you need anything ...?’ while pointing to the menu that has been sitting by to you for the past hour. However you instead point to the Coffee Mug near your hand and say, ‘More Coffee please,’ She walks over to the Coffee brewer and takes the jug from it and pours your Mug before walking away. As she walks away, you take in the scene once more. You turn to your right, there are dozens of people in the Diner. All of them are talking to the person they sit next to, on their phone, or to no-one in particular. You don’t pay attention to any one of them, but the echoes of their voices provide a good ambience. You turn to your left, there you see the parking lot with cars, bikes, but you also still see the road people got here from. It's noon, so the Sun is high up in the air and the Natural light it provides gives you some warmth. You look back forward, you see your computer with a word document open with a few sentences written. You take a sip of Coffee, and start writing. When you start typing, the world starts to blur away as you enter the Flow.

Suddenly, You are interrupted. It’s the Waitress again, she asks, ‘you need anything ...?’ While pointing to the menu once again. You shake your head as you point to your empty Mug, ‘I just need more Coffee,’ She then takes the jug she was already holding and refills your Mug with Coffee before moving along. You take a sip of Coffee. Then you take a second to actually look at the menu you were given. It has a standard retro style to it, completely consisting of bold lines of Red on White. The things you can order includes many different types of Burgers, Hotdogs, Steaks, Sandwiches, Patty-melts, Fried Chicken, Fried onion Rings, Fries, Soft drinks, Hard drinks, Milkshakes, and whatever it is that’s acting as the Special for that particular day. The pictures look delicious and the descriptions sound quite appetizing, but you’re not hungry. You take a sip of Coffee. You look outside to see that the Sun that had risen high up above is now in the middle of Setting, and the blue sky is now warm orange. There are fewer cars and bikes in the parking lot, to turn to look back inside and notice that there were fewer people within. Luckily it is still enough to create an ambience to zone out to. You look back to your computer, you see the number of words, sentences, and Pages of the Document have increased dramatically, and while you do feel pride for your progress, you still wish to continue writing for just a little bit longer. You take a sip of Coffee. 

You look on your word document and put your hands back on the keyboard. You read the sentences once more, thinking of a way to continue on with what you just wrote down. You read the last few paragraphs, nodding to the subtle little metaphors, and similes, and analogies, and allegories that you put in, as you try to think of any more you could add. You go on to read back a couple pages more and try to determine flow and the speed of which everything you wrote down moves in, and you try to think of how you can progress. You try to read from the start, but you keep scrolling up, and up, and up with barely any movement in the scroll bar. Surely you haven’t written that much? Even if you did, it would still be best if you continue writing from here on. Right? You would do that, but the words, the words are just not coming to you. It’s not as if you aren’t trying, you are desperately trying to grasp the straws that come up in your mind, yet they are just too out of reach, or too close to you that they just seem generic. You take a sip of Coffee.

After you take a sip, you realize that you are out of Coffee. You call out for the Waitress, trying to find her. You seem to be completely alone in the Diner, yet the Ambience of a hundred half heard conversations still echoes within. You look outside the window next to you, and see that it is night. It’s dark, so dark that the street lamps barely shine enough to reach the ground. You can see the night sky, the hundreds upon thousands of Stars that litter the dark purple that is space. Other than the Stars, the moons, and the barely visible street lights, it is pitch black outside. You can not see anything out there. You can not see the people out there, nor their brightly colored clothes. You can’t see them wander around smiling as if waiting for you, nor can you see their gestures of beckoning you to come along. It’s too dark for you to hear them whisper about you. You take a sip of Coffee.

You notice the menu once again. Last time it was Lunch and Dinners, but now you see the menu consist of Desserts, mainly pies. There’s Apple pie, Cherry pie, Strawberry pie, Blueberry pie, Pecan pie, Lemon meringue pie, Chicken pot pie, Pork pot pie, Beef pot pie, Lamb pot pie, Wild game pot pie, Civilized game pot pie, Game pot pie, Sport pot pie, Fight pot pie, Lie pot pie, Truth pot pie, The actual truth pot pie, etc. You aren’t hungry for any of those. You take a sip of Coffee.

You look for more things to distract your mind. The diner has barely any lights on, yet it still seems brightly lit enough for you to see clearly. You look at the tables, and the small circular shape it consists of. Condiments, Jams, Coffees, and all of the other standard dining table materials are laid on it; probably more than their needs to be. You don’t know if there is even enough space to put a plate on it. Now that you are looking at them, those chairs, were they always that tilted? The counter with stools looks like a nice place, but after shifting your view you realize that the Stools are just optical illusions, painted on the counter and floor. There is also a display case with the various different kinds of pies you just read about, their colors look mesmerizing, but the way they move bothers you. Not only that but you just noticed that the front door that you were certain existed before is no longer there. Well, that does not particularly matter to you, you don’t plan on leaving anytime soon. You take a sip of Coffee.

‘Need anything ...?’ the Waitress from before says to you. You turn to her. You take a sip of Coffee. ‘I need a refill on Coffee’ You tell her, pointing at your Coffee Mug. You hear her head tilt slightly, and Coffee comes pouring down. You thank her for the Coffee as she shifts away from your sight. You take a sip of Coffee.

As you are Sipping your Coffee, you realize that both your hands are typing something on your computer. You stop your hands with your hands and scroll back up to read what you just wrote. You take a sip of Coffee.

‘You need to move on,

Please,

You have to go,

Just go,

It doesn’t even need to be forward,

You can go backwards,

You can go leftwards, or rightward.

You can go north, or south, or east, or west, or north east, or north west, or south east, or south west, or ascend, or descend, or climb, or drop, or straight, or pass, or across, or along, or between, or behind, or over, or under, or around.

Just go somewhere.’

The writing continues for five hundred more pages, you don’t like how condescending the words are. You take a sip of Coffee.

When you look back to the Diner, it appears that several more hours have passed. The sun is shining through the window but the sky is a Mossy-Brick color now. It doesn’t bother you though, you never really cared about what color the sky is. You take a sip of Coffee. Besides, you can’t even see the window anymore. There is only a Mirror there, you don’t like looking at it though, the way the reflection looks back at you annoys you. You take a sip of Coffee. The ambience in the Diner has fully returned, there is still no-one else in the Diner, but no-one got bored and they decided to have a conversation with each other. You take a sip of Coffee.

The Waitress returns. You take a sip of Coffee. ‘Anything ...?’ she says to you. You try to look up to see her face, but no matter how far you look up, and twist your neck, and bend your back, you just can’t seem to reach her face. Regardless, you look at the general direction you assume her face would be in and say, ‘I would like some more Coffee please,’ while pointing at the Coffee Mug. She blinks, and doesn’t say anything. There was no malice in what she didn’t say, but you didn’t particularly like how she phrased the thing she didn’t say. She demanifests after she refills your Coffee mug. You take a sip of Coffee.

There’s a person sitting on the other side of the table with you now. You don’t remember seeing him before, but his face seems friendly so you must have allowed him to sit there. You ask him, ‘What do you think?’ He responds with a simple, ‘Yes.’ His eyes are the color of petrichor, and his breath smells like Sapphire. You take a sip of Coffee. Suddenly, there is a person playing piano behind you. Without even looking at you, the pianist somehow plays a song that aligns with every single one of your actions; She smiles as she shifts the melody to a higher octave as you grab and lift up your Coffee Mug. You take a sip of Coffee.  As you take your sip, The Pianist, The Person Across You, and every single one of the No-Ones in the Diner whistles along with the melody in perfect pitch. You take a sip of Coffee. Everyone and No-One suddenly comes to the same conclusion, and walks over to a lamp to paint it Cyan. You take a sip of Coffee. 

The waitress is now with you once again, ‘...?’ She asks. ‘More Coffee please’ You ask her for more Coffee. She doesn’t say anything to you.

She doesn’t ask you where you are going.

‘No where, I don’t need to go anywhere.’ you ask her for more Coffee.

She doesn’t ask you where you think this place is.

‘It’s a Diner.’ you ask her for more Coffee.

She doesn’t tell you that you are on the Crossroads.

‘This isn’t a crossroad, this is a diner’ you ask her for more coffee.

She doesn’t tell you that everywhere is a crossroad, this place is just more so the Crossroads.

She doesn’t tell you that you have been sitting on a crossroad for a long while, and while you can make a choice to move one direction, another direction.

She doesn’t tell you that you never even made a choice, and that even moving back is a Choice.

‘Are you forcing me to choose?’ you ask her for more coffee.

She doesn’t tell you.

You look back to the window, but you still can’t see the outside due to the Mirror, the mirror only shows you what you know you will do; and you can’t see the Sun telling everyone prophecies and the others Dancing, beckoning for you to join the dance. You look back in the Diner, and you see Everyone and No-One eating the pies that were displayed earlier, all of the colors look delicious, but you scoff at their decadence. You look forward to seeing your Computer writing on its own, all while plucking out its own keys. You look back, the Piano is now playing poker with the Cyan painted lamp. You look at the Waitress.

‘Am I dead?’ you ask her for more coffee.

‘Have you decided that you are dead?’ She asks you.

You don’t tell her your Answer.

You take a sip of Coffee.

[ranboounlabeled]

Incorrect Quotes

So I had the bright idea one day to make incorrect quotes based on a DnD campaign and the players. Why not post them here? If any of them find this and request this to be deleted, I won’t mind. Blu - DM, any other character you don’t see listed here Tuck - Alzora Autumn/Me - Aria Maria - Yeet Bard - Tad Whipple - Niyana ~ Aria at 3AM: Alzora wake up Alzora, annoyed: What is it? Aria: If butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans/mobians in their stomach? Alzora: The rest of Team Supernova: Niyana: aria what the fuck Yeet: No no, wait. She has a point. Yeet: What if they’re mobian butterflies? Snipe: What if they just feel really tiny butterflies in their stomachs? Niyana: That’s morbid. ~ Aria: is pink panther a lion Alzora: say that again but slower Aria: i don't get it? Alzora: he's the pink PANTHER Aria: okay? but is he a lion? Alzora: Aria. he's a panther Aria: is that a kind of lion??? Alzora: no it's a fucking panther Aria: I just googled it. Are they not pink?  Alzora: AND LIONS ARE??? ~ Yeet: *gets shot* Shit. Alzora: Language! ~ Niyana: Is 4 alot? Aria/Alzora: Depends on the context. Aria/Alzora: Money? No. Aria/Alzora: Murders? Yes. ~ Yeet: Just a reminder that I'm non-binary so if you've got a crush on me, u gay bro ~

Alzora: if one of you says that stupid thing again I will not hesitate to give you frost bite Aria: aw that's so sad alexa play despacito Alzora: starting with you Alt idea from our DM (context, Alzora is an ice dragon and I compare her to Elsa alot): Aria: thats so sad, alexa play Let it Go. Alzora: you will die in 3 days ~ Niyana: THE FLOOR IS LAVA Yeet: *helps Snipe onto a chair* Alzora: *throws Aria off the table* revenge Niyana: There are two types of people ~ Alzora: If anyone says ‘mood’ ‘same’ or 'me’ in response to something I say ever again, I will throw you out the nearest window Yeet: Mood Aria: Same Niyana: Me Alzora calling tad: hello? Tad can you come here quickly? Tad: why what happened? Alzora: well lets just say there’s a gun in my hand, 3 dead bodies on the floor, blood on the walls floor and ceiling, and police on the way Tad: Tad: what Tad: The police are going to be there? Yeah, you're on your own ~ Aria: Mobius is a hot, molten core with a solid crust. Therefore, its a ravioli Alzora: Please stop Yeet, taking notes: No no let her finish ~ Aria: Comparing me and Alzora is like comparing apples to oranges. Aria: I mean, I like apples, and I really don't like oranges. Aria: Oranges are annoying. ~ nesta: fuck your cake! aria: 

~ Niyana: I’ve been working on my evil laugh! ‘Cause everybody’s got an evil laugh, you know, like... Ha ha ha ha HA! Like that. Alzora: Okay, here’s the thing. You’re not ready... for the evil laugh, okay, you can do a chuckle? Like a mildly upset chuckle? After MY evil laugh. ~ Snipe: You're smiling. Did something good happen? Aria: Can't I smile just because I feel like it? Niyana: Alzora tripped and fell down the stairs. ~ Yeet: So, why is Aria mad at you? Alzora: They sneezed and I accidentally said "shut the fuck up" instead of "bless you". Yeet: Alzora: Yeet: How do you accidentally say "shut the fuck up"?! ~ Alzora: Anyone who says 'uwu' or 'owo' again is being arrested for crimes against humanity! Aria: Cwimes against huwumanity. Alzora: I'm going to break your fingers. ~ Yeet, while crying: LOVE IS DEAD AND NEVER EXISTED! ALL YOU DID WAS BETRAY ME AS I LAY SICK AND FESTERING! YOU ARE THE DEFINITION OF DREAD! Snipe: Are you ok???  Yeet, crying even more: NIYANA STOLE MY FUCKIGN WEAPONS! [This breakdown is immediately followed by Yeet trying to beat the shit out of a 15 year-old] ~ Alzora: Good Morning!   Aria: Good Morning everyone Snipe: Good Morning. [ half of everyone else says their good mornings] Yeet: My god you all sound like robots! “good morning” this “good morning” that. Yeet: Spice it up!!! Niyana: HEY MOTHERFUCKERS ~ Alzora: *falls*  Alzora: Alzora: I suppose I’ll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies. ~ Aria: Tall people are the enemy! Alzora: I'm sorry, I can't hear you from up here. Aria: I will tie your fucking shoelaces together and you won't even know it! ~ Niyana: But rules were made to be broken! Tad: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken. Nesta: Uh, pinatas. Alzora: Glow sticks. Yeet: Karate boards. Aria: Spaghetti when you have a small pot. Niyana: And rules! Snipe: Don’t forget bones. Yeet: Ye-Wait no- ~ Aria: Onion rings are just vegetable doughnuts. Alzora, used to Aria: Sure they are, Aria. Aria: Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed. Alzora: Okay. Aria: Lasagna is just spaghetti-flavored cake. Alzora: … Aria, oblivious: Lobsters are mermaids to scorpions. Alzora, crying: Aria, please stop. Yeet, fascinated: No, continue. ~ Yeet: Hey, Snipe, what are you doing here? Snipe: This is where I come to cry. Yeet: What. Snipe: I said this is where I come to be a cool guy. ~ [loud crashing comes from Team Supernova's room, Tad runs in to find the room completely trashed] Tad: What happened in here!? [The rest of the Team are on an elevated surface]  Aria, on top of the bookshelf, shaking: We saw a spider... ~ Yeet: Isn’t it amazing what friends learn from each other? Aria: I learn a lot from Phin because he makes so many mistakes. ~ Aria: AVJDJAHDHSHS Tad: what is that? Aria: a keyboard smash Tad: how do I do it? Aria: just press anything Tad: 7 ~ Alzora: Bitch. Aria: Blocked. Alzora: Wait, unblock me, I need to tell you something. Aria: Unblocked. Alzora: Bitch. ~ Alzora: Don’t say a word. Aria: Aria: Fergalicious. Alzora: I said no words. Aria: Oh, I see. Two weeks ago playing Scrabble, it’s not a word. Now suddenly it is a word because it’s convenient for you. ~ Aria: Olli? Why are you outside? It's pouring! Olli, drenched: The aesthetic, Miss Aria. Aria: Olli, please. Olli: ThE aEsThEtIc, MiSs ArIa! ~ Niyana: There’s no “i” in happyness. Aria: There is if you fuckin’ spell it right. ~ Niyana: Do you care if I take the skin off the Furby? Niyana: I want to make him a God. Once he is free of his sinful flesh he can begin the path towards enlightenment. He will take care of Us. Niyana: Also I want to softhack his circuits. Yeet: I literally could not care less but never say anything as frightening as that sentence ever again. Tad, not looking up from his sketch book: I could design some long furby designs if you need me to. ~ Stella: I have a mafia! Yeet: We have a Niyana. ~ Yeet: Bro. Snipe: What bro? Yeet: Tell the whole world we’re bros. Snipe: *whispers* We’re bros. Yeet: Why’d you whisper bro? Snipe: Because you’re my whole world bro. Yeet: B R O. ~ Yeet: Your house is burning down! You can only save one thing. What do you save? Aria: My house?? ~ Aria: Yeet, do you ever want to talk about your emotions? Yeet: No. Alzora: I do. Aria: I know, Alzora. Alzora: I’m sad. Aria: I know, Alzora. ~ Stella: *looking around in closet* What should I change into? Snipe: A better person. ~ Whatever characters Yeet writes into fanfiction: *hugging and vibing* Yeet: Who would ever want to harm such a loving relationship? Yeet, brandishing a pen: I WOOOOULD! ~ Yeet: Chillax~ Alzora: That’s not a word. Yeet: Sometimes the ones who deny “chillax” are the ones who need to chillax the most. ~ Aria: 13 year old me would be both terrified and in awe at who I am now. Niyana: 13 year old me wouldn't think I'd get this far. Yeet: I would fight a 13 year old me. ~ Snipe: Yeet came into my room in the middle of the night, I pretended to be asleep, and they stroked my hair for a minute then left. Are they planning to kill me??? Aria: No they just care about you, idiot. ~ Yeet: Well, I guess you could say I’ve fallen for you. Snipe: You just fell down seven flights of stairs, how are you even alive? ~ Yeet: I wish I could block people in real life. Alzora: A restraining order. Niyana: Murder. ~ Alzora: What the frick is wrong with you? Snipe: Please be more specific and resubmit with the proper paperwork. ~ [on a city bus] Stranger: Are you traveling for business or pleasure? Alzora, in full armor: Combat. ~ Aria: Who ate my fries? Yeet? Yeet: I don’t like fries. Aria: Snipe? Snipe: I don’t need food. Aria: Niyana? Niyana: …It was Alzora. Alzora: Yeah it was. Aria: wh ~ Alzora: They are completely literal people. Metaphors go over their heads. Yeet: Nothing goes over my head... my reflexes are too fast! I would catch it. ~ Yeet: Live by the ass, die by the ass. Tad: S t o p ~ Niyana: Is there a word that is a mix between sad and mad? Tad: Malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolate. Yeet: Smad. ~ Tad: If someone is trying to rob a civilian, what is the correct course of action? Yeet: T-pose to assert dominance Tad: No. Niyana: Say "Thank you Chaos, for this meal I'm about to have" and then- Tad, interrupting: even worse Yeet, taking notes: Wait, let her finish ~ Aria: Hey Alzora, do you think Snipe feels regret? Because i just saw him choke down one of Tad’s pancakes in half a second. Alzora: Snipe has only one emotion and that’s hubris. ~ Yeet: *peeling a banana* May I take your jacket lol Snipe: Do you think other people can't hear you? ~ Aria: You have to pick your battles, Alzora. Alzora: I’m full of rage and I’m picking all of them. ~ Nesta, T-posing in the hallway: Good morning, parental figure. Tad, not looking up from his coffee: Hello, problem child. ~ Yeet, throwing his head in Snipe’s lap: Tell me I’m pretty. Snipe, lovingly stroking their hair: You’re pretty fucking annoying, that’s what you are. ~ Yeet, hoarsely: I think I'm losing my voice. Niyana: Ha! That means you can't yell at me anymore! [later that day]  Niyana: Turns out, Yeet is scarier when they’re quiet. ~ Snipe: WE'RE SINKING IN DEEP WATER. Yeet: Don't worry. I learned this from a survival TV show. Yeet: OH TOOOOODLES-- ~ Niyana: Who else uses can openers to drink soft drinks? Yeet: This is extremely unhinged I must try it immediately. ~ Snipe: Boil up some mountain dew. It’s gonna be a long night. Aria: You could have said anything else. Yeet: fire burn and cauldron bubble, baja blast to fuel my trouble. ~ Aria: What do you want for dinner? Niyana: How about Sonic? Aria: *whispers* He's so fast how would we catch him-

[the-crooked-empire]

Dose your version of the joey drew studios staff have any favorite foods?

Joey Drew: Grilled Steak with Vegetables and Wine. He doesn't likes desserts, he'll just drink a little more Wine instead of any desserts. Thank God he doesn't gets drunk easyly. Henry stops him from drinking too much. They usually eat together.

Henry Stein: He says he'd go with anything, but he especially loves Rigaton Bolognese. As desserts, he likes a soft Caramel Cake, he'd also like Caramel İce Cream. (Or literally anything with Caramel) He doesn't really likes eating, but when he does, pasta is one of his first choices.

Sammy Lawrence: Baked Ham, Shaved Brussels Sprouts Salad and Soda. Tho he usually eats just a little or literally just skips main dish and eats the dessert. That rich Chocolate Cake he walks for 40 minutes to buy and literally kills anyone who dares to eat it. So yeah Wally didn't really had a nice time. (RİP) Tho he shares it with his friends sometimes, like Henry.

Wally Franks: Spicy Sausage and Mushroom Pizza, Hotdogs and Chocolate Cake. (Or literally any Junk Food) He's a kind of person that just doesn't stops eating but never gains weight. (Thanks to all running marathons from Sammy and Joey) he probably keeps hiding some snacks around to eat with his friends or just when he's working.

Susie Campbell: Fettuccine Alfredo and Fruit Cake. She also loves Fruit and Peach Lemonade. They sometimes eat Lunch together with Henry, since their choices are not too differend. She also loves desserts more then the mair dish. Cake, İce Cream or literally anything sweet.

Allison Pendle: She loves light and sweet foods better, sooooo, French Toast with Strawberry and Blueberry. She also loves Milk Coffe with sugar.

Shawn Flynn: Very similiar to Wally's ones. He loves Ham and Cheese Pizza, Cola, Onion Rings and Fries. Just buy him a kid's menu with a toy and he'd be ok.

Thomas Connor: He loves Onion and Chiken Soups and also, Donuts. He can eat them pretty easyly, they go well with coffe and plus he shares them with his fellow co-workers

Bertrum Piedmont: Pan-Fried Beef Tenderloin and Whishey. He doesn't really eats much, probabaly doesn't even finished his plate. He loves Whiskey tho. He'll drink a little more after he's done with the food. İt's an actual mystery how the fuck is he so buff with eating like a few bites. Even he doesn't knows how.

Norman Polk: He'd go with anything, really. He just loves Black Coffe so much. He doesn't even eats anything with it, just Coffe.

Grant Cohen: Tomato Soup and Grilled Cheese or literally any grab & go style foods. He also loves black coffe and Toast & Sandwich.

Jack Fain: Chicken Thighs With Ginger-Sesame Glaze, Apple Pie and Coffe, of course. Coffe is like a thing he can't live without. He starts the day with Coffe, drinks Coffe in break times and ends day with Coffe. He loves all types of coffe, but he's not very fond of Black Coffe. He doesn't drinks it unless he needs to stay awake for a while.

Nathan Arch: Sesame Cabbage Salad With Grilled Salmon and White Wine. He loves Seafood more then others. He also loves Green Salad

Lacie Benton: Classic, Spaghetti with Tomato Souce and Meatballs. They also love Soda. They're not very fond of Tea or/and Coffe, but they also love İce Cream.