And in a show of good faith he too rolled down the hill like a maniac
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Griffin: Oooohweeeooooo you look just like bloody Mary- Weeeooo and I'm Mary Tyler Mooooore-
Vance: BLOODY MARY.
Vance: YEAH. WEEZER'S HIT SONG. BLOODY MARY.
Griffin: YEAH!!!! That's the version I sing.
Robin: Hell yeah.
Griffin: You know. Because of uh. The Other song.
Robin: The-
Griffin: You go down just like bloody mary~
Robin: I-
Griffin: MARY ON A CROSS THAT'S THE BITCH.
Vance: THAT'S HOLY MARY.
Griffin:
Vance: THAT'S HOLY MARY.
Griffin: WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING.
Vance: YEAH MY FAV SONGS. BLOODY MARY BY GHOST . AND BLOODY MARY BY WEEZER.
#the black phone#vance hopper#griffin stagg#robin arellano#tbp vance#tbp griffin#tbp robin#based on a normal conversation
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Finney: Hey Bob-
Bruce:
Vance:
Robin:
Griffin:
Billy:
Vance: BAHAHA-
Bruce: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU CALL ME?
Griffin: GOT HIM TO CUSS, ACTUALLY INSANE.
Billy: disappears
Robin: PUTA HOWWWWW
Finney:
#the black phone#finney blake#robin arellano#vance hopper#bruce yamada#griffin stagg#billy showalter
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Black Phone memes (pt 1)
#the black phone#vance hopper#bruce yamada#billy showalter#robin arellano#finney blake#griffin stagg
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Bruce: Vance, get in the fucking corner.
Vance: Bitch what.
Griffin: You heard the man
Vance: I'm seventeen?? You're putting me in the corner? What bullshit is this?
Bruce: And I'm like three months older than you and I'm telling you get in the fucking corner.
Vance: No! Fuck you dick
Bruce: Vance Hopper.
Billy: Damn... Bro full named him...
Robin: Good to know I'm not the only one who gets full named
Griffin: Finney be full naming you too?
Robin: Yep...
Vance: I'm still not going in a corner...
Bruce: I'm not asking.
Vance:
Everyone - Bruce:
Vance: Okay..
(This was based off a thingy I saw, where it was Vance would definitely be put in time out by the others, I don't remember the user...)
EDIT: I FOUND IT, PLS I FOUND IT. THEIR USERS IS f1inl3ey
#the black phone#finney blake#robin arellano#vance hopper#bruce yamada#griffin stagg#billy showalter
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finney’s thoughts on billy durinng the chariot tours or whatever
[ drawing saves me from overthinking and i was in one of my lil overhtinking moments (that i hate sm) so here tbp x thg au doodle ]
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Harper brings home a baby kitten and PB is now in charge of a baby kitten. Luckily the kitten is on solid foods. Unluckily the cat has decided it Needs to sleep right next to Billy and he has almost accidentally squished the poor thing a few times.
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For enrichment I'm putting them back at the amusement park. The kidnapping never happened. They're going buckwild at the cup ride. Managed to get stuck on a rollercoaster and Robin's over here asking what would happen if they went backwards.
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In a theoretical world they could rob a bank. Just. Star in those silly heist movies where they're off to rob a bank and it's very convoluted and somehow Griffin gets stuck on the ceiling but oh no he's taking advantage of it Griffin please-
Anyways Vance is the muscle of the group but also gets real snippy when you disturb his work.
Why are they robbing a bank? Oh easy, they're paying for Harper's vet bill.
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Buzz: Hey-
Robin: Say shit to Finney and I will destroy you.
Buzz:
Robin:
Buzz: I was gonna ask if I could walk past...
Robin:
Buzz: He isn't even here..
Robin: And? Do it and I'll kill you.
Buzz: Buddy thinks he's Vance
Robin: He'll beat your ass too.
Vance: I will.
Buzz: OH SHIT-
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Finney 🎩📞☎️
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Imagine them all in a Paint ball shooting 💀
Finney- the poor guy didn't want to play paint ball out of fear, but Robin insisted that he play, Finney would be good at dodging balls and hiding, but he would be terrible at shooting, it probably wouldn't take long for Finney to hit him.
Robin-this boy is so excited to play! He wouldn't even be careful, he would run around shooting anyone he saw, he would be one of the last survivors.
Gwen- as Robin she would be excited to play, she would be able to eliminate a lot of people, but she would be hit and would be very frustrated and furious, and Finney would have to listen to Gwen complaining nonstop.
Bruce- he was excited to participate in the game, but he was also one of the first to be eliminated.
Billy- he didn't want to participate, and no one could convince him to play.
Vance- someone hold this kid because he's crazy!, he shot anyone he saw in front of him including the people on his team, Vance and Robin were the only ones who survived, and the two of them faced each other (I'll let you decide they won in the end).
Griffin- they said he couldn't participate because he was too young :'(
#the black phone#finney blake#robin arellano#gwen blake#bruce yamada#billy showalter#vance hopper#griffin stagg
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So I made some The Black Phone x The Outsiders doodles while I was bored
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Billy: Dude
Griffin: Wassup?
Billy: I saw Bruce yelling, and I mean SCREAMING. At Vance.
Griffin: Okay..?
Billy: Vance leaned in and kissed him on the cheek and complete silence went over and then..
Griffin: Then?
Billy: He folded, he fucking folded.
Griffin: Of course he did..
Vance: I always win.
Griffin: OH SHIT-
Billy: WHAT THE FUCK-
Vance: He was yelling at me because I told him I stabbed someone
Billy:
Griffin:
Billy:
Griffin: Again?
Billy: AGAIN!? THIS HAPPENED ONCE BEFORE?
Vance: Yeah, I stabbed Robin
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Who's a fan of The Black Phone?
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Finney: Hey Robin, do you remember my favorite planet?
Robin: (I remember literally everything about you.) Of course I do, it's Jupiter
Finney: Good.
Robin: Why do you ask?
Finney: To see if you're worthy
Robin: Bro what
Finney: Why is it my favorite planet?
Robin: Because of how many moons it has
Finney: ..𝘎𝘰𝘰𝘥
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