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By God I am never consuming any celebrity product ever in my life. Never
#The Goop podcast will not save you#No celebrity product where they pretend to know what they’re talking about will save you#I think celebrity products need to be engaged with in the most harmless way possible like#Maybe a celebrity lip gloss or perfume isn’t the end of the world#But if a rich person ever brands themself in a way where they pretend to know what they’re#Talking about on a mega intellectual level#Run#RUN .#Celebrities need to host harmless podcasts like Call Me Daddy or whatever that is#Not like wellness podcast where they pretend they know what’s good for ur skin. I’m so serious. Terrifying.
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is it too niche of me to compare worst wolverine to the wicked witch of the west
#do you guys get what i’m saying#his dimension definitely had a celebration over his death when he disappeared#also#rich mother having an affair with someone which genetically turned her child into something Other#deadpool and wolverine#logan howlett#wolverine#x men#wicked
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#bishop.txt#oceangate#i’m not celebrating the 19 year old potentially dying btw#just the hubris of the mega rich#i really hope that kid didn’t suffer
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it’s “eat the rich” until a billionaire gets executed in broad daylight w no remorse and then it’s
“but his wife and kids!”
i don’t give a shit abt his wife and kids. eat the rich.
don’t speak abt a movement to seem cool unless you’re actually for the movement! thanks! and a reminder that the 1% doesn’t care abt you! you will never be them!
#plum.txt#from a fb post#but literally this i see so many people talking about but he’s a human being how are celebrating another human being murdered#if you’re gonna be about it be about it#so many on my fb were on that eat the rich band wagon but now that some dude actually does something it’s all noooo you’re all monsters how#dare u all celebrate this man’s death#as if he was responsible for many other countless lives that could of been saved had they not prided themselves on having the most denials#as if he wasn’t * i’m too tired to retype that#also his wife and kids will be very well off i think they’re fine
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Taylor returning over and over to the falling through the ice accident in the Bolter—everything to me
#like. just. the shock of it all#there’s something about Taylor where her experience of life is so ….. brutal#like I don’t know how else to say it but it just is. life is not easy on her it is always ready to CLOBBER her#and in a way she’s not easy on life. there’s some kind of magnets/opposite poles stuff where she’s just always drawn to the worst things#to feeling them and experiencing them and almost ??? creating them#like I don’t mean to overstate it. and I know she has a family who loves her (thank GOD)#and also she’s very practical and industrious about creating this very Instagram worthy life full of Fine Things and a Fun Time#and of course all the resources in the world at her disposal to create all the trappings of it#whether it’s a celebrity Fourth of July party or the eras tour#and she’ll do it and love it. but as all the best critics know and point out the most fascinating thing about Taylor is always the music#and it’s where all the weirdness and stubbornness and difficulties of her life. her a c t u a l longings her actual fears#her actual terrible awful experiences that she charges headlong down the paths of#is set free! and it’s breathtaking in the most shocking way#like falling through the ice! I always say the first thing that always hits me about a Taylor album is the bitterness#just this blast in the face. and her music is so gentle! in so many ways#and the packaging is so appealing and her voice is so soft and expressive and there is none of that weird experimentation#even musically (remember when she shut down imogen heap for putting a minor chord in clean she was like absolutely not. I’m obsessed)#(with that moment forever)#but like. so much of Taylor’s packaging and life and HER really does SEEM so basic or ordinary or just rich girl ordinary I guess#she likes basic things and wants basic things. but also she is so hungry so restless so angry so wounded the rich internal life is CHURNING#all the time. every second. and it’s spectacular to watch and also I will worry about her until the day I die#or just—-I don’t know. it’s going to be spectacular and it is sometimes going to be awful#but she will keep furiously writing her way through it!!#there IS such a woundedness to her. and it makes me love her so much because it’s packaged in such a way people think it must just be#whining or privilege. but it’s not! it’s just. the human condition and Taylor’s own flaws#okay I’ve lost the plot here a bit in my ramblings but yeah the ice metaphor. insanely perfect
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Believe victims. Believe victims. Believe victims. Believe victims. Believe victims. Believe victims. Believe victims
#and on and on and on#forever and always#believe victims#i believe you#i support you#i’m here for you#if you take the side of a rich famous person who doesn’t care about you over a victim#you’re a massive bellend#and i hope it haunts you#eat the rich#fuck celebrities#no one deserves power#this is about a specific person#but also it isn’t#power imbalance#tw assualt
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I miss my townie makeovers
#y2k baddies Lillith and Angela Pleasant my beloveds#Erwin Pries you stupid little nerd I project my traumas onto#Vladislaus Straud’s son I meant to name Victor but accidentally named Vincent you’re my fav fr#Lou Howell I love you sm I think you deserve a kid brother to be responsible for#Vatore siblings you deserved better#Celene Lopéz when will you return from the war#I think Katrina should cut off her daughters financially#for the sake of my little sims world#bc I love their designs sm#but I never see them because I hate stupid rich gameplay#but I love spoiled rich girls get financially cut off gameplay#high key I want Johnny Zest and Vanessa Jeong to move to Moonwood mill#I think they would slay as local celebrities#also they’re soulmates and that’s that on that#Malcom Landgraab needs a stupid rich boy makeover#I’m thinking Bradley Uppercrust III style#I need to add basemental gangs back into my game#Nancy is a mob boss fr#and Geoffrey should be mysteriously murdered#I mean murdered#I mean missing#twink speaks#twinks save file#not cc
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about to go into what I can only describe as a virtual Shark Tank style meeting. o_o wish me luck
#incessant meowing#got invited by some guy who works at dell#i have no idea what to expect other than i had to prepare a 1-minute pitch#and that rich people and celebrities are members of this group#i don’t think i’m allowed to share anything that happens in the meeting#but i’ll tell you if it was wild or not ghdhjdjd
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Ok, so I joked about the Titan looking like a fleshlight which haha funny. But I had no idea Paul-Henri Nargeolet died in that thing. I’m legit upset. Nargeolet was the leading researcher on all things Titanic and deeply valued and respected that site. I’d understand why the other three guests would feel safe-ish (as we know the 19 year old didn’t want to go but went for Father’s Day since his dad loved the Titanic) after seeing Nargeolet was also attending.
Why tf did he get on that submersible though? Even James Cameron was baffled by his decision to go. Like the guy knew the dos and donts of subs going this deep. So it might be nerdy, but I’m a little heartbroken about this. The Titanic historian community has lost a valuable member all because of some dumbfuck’s hubris.
#the titanic was what first got me interested in history specifically the personal human stories throughout history#I watched and read a lot of stuff that Nargeolet featured in or contributed to#so this is a big deal for me#I’m glad it was quick for them cause the alternative was unthinkable#also side note#I’m not rich (far from it) and I hate billionaire and multimillionaires#but some of y’all on here and elsewhere celebrating their death (just death in general) is a deranged look#like I get that rich people are valued way over us#and it’s unfair that all these tax payer dollars went to this search and rescue when it could be put to better uses#but still you look deranged#having empathy for something like this isn’t a bad thing#I’m v sensitive in general so like it just disturbs me a bit to see people so callous#oceangate#Paul Henri Nargeolet#stockton rush#I don’t have sympathy for rush however he willingly skirted regulations and put unknowing people in danger#fuck him#titan submersible#rms titanic
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stop getting veneers unnecessarily. embrace your natural teeth. so what if they’re yellow. shit happens. sometimes they just grow in that way bc of genetics, other times maybe some mental health issues caused us to not be so diligent about oral hygiene for a while (or maybe a combination of both), either way, shit happens, life happens, it’s nothing to be ashamed of. i promise, no matter how yellow your teeth are, no matter how crooked or small or large or wonky they are, your natural smile will always been a thousand times better than whatever horse-esque, ultra white, zero translucence, porcelain or composite garbage a cosmetic dentist (or, god for-fucking-bid, a goddamn “veneer tech” who should not even be doing dental work in the first place) can jam into your gums.
#anti-veneers#veneers almost never look good#even the rich celebrities who get them still look bad at least 60% of the time#just embrace your natural teeth and take care of them to the best of your ability#and should you ever need a replacement for your natural teeth in the future due to rot or decay… opt for implants#imo implants usually look way more natural#they usually match the structure of your teeth way better#there’s typically no added bulkiness bc you’re not putting them over anything#and oftentimes they are shade matched to your natural teeth for a realistic look#(that last one is something i’m not 100% sure about but my uncle has implants and he told me that his dentist did that)#dental veneers#porcelain veneers#composite veneers#dental care
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#i’m so sick of celebrities and social media and headlines and rich people and i want to log off forever#shoutout to my bestie who’s running my business account for me so i don’t have to get on social media
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Ms. Venus pleasssse share your impeccable taste in the form of pinterest boards with the class, thank you. Also I miss your presence on Tumblr and I selfishly wish you had plans to come back to the fandom side of things but I’m wishing you the best from afar!!
i would totally share my beautiful boards with u if not for the fact that i had a full blown meltdown on pinterest abt yuri on ice and i have soooo many freaking yoi pins lmao and iiiit’s a lil mortifying actually. but i promise my wedding & fashion moodboards are 🤌🏻
#ngl i feel very detached from louis right now#like. nothing happened. i just don’t feel much of anything lately#towards him/the fandom#i’m also at a point in my career where i’m honestly just so very busy all the time and between that & other life stuff#i just…don’t have it in me to care right now#i will always love him and his music but my bar for caring about celebrities is low atm too#plus i want to be more present in my own very short very precious very beautiful life#and i’ve put things aside / ignored things for the sake of fandom too much (like…my whole life. not just related to louis)#i don’t want to do that anymore / am trying my best to grow as a person and get out of my comfort zone so growth can actually happen etc#anyway all this to say i’m here sometimes but i’ve taken a big step back and im okay with that#i don’t have the emotional capacity to focus on much more than my own life right now. which is good! i think lol#alsoooo. i think if you have a platform of any kind and are not using it to talk about the horrors happening in palestine…#again my bar for Celebrity™️ is low and i’m starting to think#we need to start hunting the rich and famous for sport maybe#starting with elon musk#anyway. thank you for your nice words. i am keeping a low profile but i check tumblr at least once a day lol 🫡#🥰🥰🥰
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No, I don’t care about celebrities' opinions, and here’s why for those who care to read for some reason.
They could care less about anyone else. If it’s not profiting them, why would they care? They get paid to be in la la land. They get paid to speak for certain politicians and groups and whatever is society gnat like brain decides is important for the week. I don’t care about their opinions or political stance or anything else about them because they don’t care about anything else either, want to know why I think this? What have they done to actually help anyone else other than give a small profit away to look somewhat decent or ask their fan base for money?
So no, I don’t give a fuck about what Taylor Swift says or Tom Cruise says. I watch the movies that entertain me and listen to the albums that I feel something for, other than that why would I listen to them?
#hot topic#corruption#fraiserire#political bullshit#political#eat the rich#who cares#celebrities#maybe it’s just me#maybe i’m overreacting#maybe I’m hypocritical for listening and watching but ?
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Taylor swift actively kills people with her carbon emissions and you're worried about buying out her concert? Jesus Christ
Hey so I’m actually capable of caring about the environment and going to a concert sometimes! You do not know me personally you have no idea about my concern for the environment! If you’d paid attention to my blog at all though you’d know that I’m very much a leftist and I’m not the kind of Taylor Swift fan that just blindly defends her no matter what. I have never once defended the carbon emissions she’s produced. I have made many posts calling out Taylor when I feel it’s necessary. I am capable liking someone’s music and also recognising that they are flawed. I can engage with my interests with a critical lens. Also wtf do you mean “worried about buying out her concert tickets”????? I’m not worried about her ticket sales at all??? I’m literally just trying to be nice and let people know that there are new tickets on sale for those who missed out. This is an insane thing to send someone who was literally just letting people know about a ticket sale. Jesus Christ.
#also let me be clear in case you wanna try and twist what I’ve said here#I am NOT arguing in favour of separating the art from the artist - I think that a line must be drawn when it comes to abusers#but when it comes to celebrities generally being problematic I think there’s a middle ground#all rich people are problematic by virtues of the fact they are rich#but I’d like to enjoy my life and listen to the music that makes me happy#normally I wouldn’t reply to anons like this but GOD for some reason so many dickheads have been interacting with me recently#and I’m just sick of it#jemma anons#hate lol
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happy for midnights? sure. but like. once again hit by the awareness that she could do something incredible with her voice that isn’t just for her
#like actively do something. currently.#just ‘vote!’ ok. all she has to do is speak and ppl do as she says. she could say more#‘it’s not her responsibility’ morality is lost on you. she’s rich and thriving while u defend her#‘do something babe say something lose something babe risk something’ okay mirrorball#look. I have loved her almost 20 years and I’m mad. ignore me if you wanna keep celebrating#she is not the source of my anger but a factor and I’m not gonna act like I don’t have complicated feelings abt it#maybe closer to 15. idek look it’s LATE#she should call netanyahu a bitch on twt and turn off her phone IDC.#kyra speaks
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enjoy being in a stolen group
i never saw you answer when the admins asked this, so i went to them and asked if you ever followed up and they said you didn't respond after they asked for more context either, so i will also sincerely ask here: which group do you mean, and what makes you say that? i’ve been writing and adminning in tumblr rps since 2014? 2015?, so there's a decent chance i’ll know what or who you’re talking about too. like, if something did get stolen, i'd want to understand what happened, not just be told thru anons etc
#sol plots / spn plots / island plots / subplot based plots have been around since 2015#i ran a sol spn island vibe rp 2 years ago#i ran a spn island based group centered around subplots around 2015#but hashtag 90s kids remember when they were called pairs rp#if it’s something else i haven’t covered pls lmk! but otherwise i don’t see anything different than#when secrets / idolverse / spn / celebrity / rich kids vibes strike me as familiar in the tags#idk these admins i’m only here to write so i have no stakes in this argument except that this was#one of the few groups in the tags (which tumblrwise have already been dwindling in numbers since people thought talk blogs would be hip to#bring back) that looked like a stable place i could write#and maybe you’ll prove me wrong if you message me because you have irrefutable proof but i’ll take that#over these anons i assume you’ve sent to other people too#like i genuinely want to know so tell me ? like sincerely i want to know where you’re coming from#communicating through anons reminds me too much of those talk blogs and they were already one of the main reasons the community has#gone quieter so if there’s really an issue then talk to me or talk to the admins . Like actually talk#bc if its a problem we can clear up then great lets do that. whatever way it ends i will genuinely accept#i just don’t want this to be another poke in this already deflating community . some ppl (me) still have realities to escape thru writing#ykwim#i said 'since 2015' at the start of this but i really mean since probably even before that etc etc#anyway i say this in the most unironic way possible. hmu
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