#but I hope it was

[reallifeorfantasy97]

This part right here?

Will never not be the funniest thing ever.

Lucifer and Alastor are going toe-to-toe about who's the best help/dad to Charlie, and Lucifer whips out this bad boy.

And it is fucking perfect because it is literally "I bet a fiddle of gold against your soul, cause I think I'm better than you". 😂

Image Description: An image of Lucifer, from the waist up, standing in a spotlight. He’s playing a golden fiddle, wearing a comical frown- eyes wide, brows frowned, lips turned way down.

[wanderingmind867]

My grandfather left earlier today. Since I made a good few posts about it on here, I feel like explaining how it went:

It went fairly well, although yesterday evening was a bit stressful. However, I suppose it isn't as bad as I always fear it will be. I find that having people staying over with me and my dad can be enjoyable, but also so very hectic. It's good they only stayed over for 2-3 days, as I think I get more uncomfortable the longer the visits last. It's not that I dislike them, it's just that company is very stressful.

[apocalypsegay]

i don't think he clicked through

[sadclowncentral]

shoutout to the guy who after unsuccessfully hitting on my sister and being politely declined asked her "is it okay if i ask your brother instead" and when she said yes gave me a long and searching look before sighing and going "no. i am not drunk enough to go for a dude. but you look like an angel" happy bisexual pride to this man and this man only. hope you figure it out soon king

[koobiie]

shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this

[hansoeii]

the honda odyssey, huh?

[raan-miir-tah]

Amal has spoken to me, asking me to help boost her campaign to save her family from genocide. Please donate whatever you can reasonably spare!

[whiteshipnightjar]

Zoozve, my beloved

[everythingwasnormalhere]

pls rb if you think cuddling doesn't have to be s3xual

im tryna prove a point to my bf's mother help me out

[robyn-i-guess]

liking someone platonically is so embarrassing like. yeah i admire you. yeah i think about you all the time. yeah i look forward to every time i see you even if it's only for a minute. yeah it's all platonic and yeah i couldn't explain this because it'd sound romantic. fucking hell

[blabberoo]

;]

[mroddmod]

out of context meme of an au i'm cooking

[greykolla-art]

Yeah I think you’re in the right place, Al.

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[feefal]

Viral infection Miku