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Looking through the Bochum 2024-2025 cast booklet. They have a surprising amount of female brexit covers!!!!! Very cool
#well. 4#but I expected 0#stex#is booklet the right word? you know what I mean#also a few male wrench covers#sickos meme yes yesss break the barriers of gendered casting
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I'm genuinely shocked that my recent stuff has been getting such warm reception 🫶🫶 anyways Phos print so I can replace my old one I used to sell
#if i had a nickel#every time I fell in love with a piece of media in which limb loss was a huge part of it#I'd have two nickels - which is far more than what I expected considering I actually hATE BODY HORROR LOL#houseki no kuni#land of the lustrous#hnk#hnk phos#artist on tumblr#illustration#corns art tag :0
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jon sims losing his mind in seasons two and three <333
the magnus archives has me in a serious chokehold right now
#my sister got me into it!!! shout out to her#I'm not done yet but I got about 25 episodes left :0#I'm scared#jonathan sims#fan art#the admiral#I can't help but draw characters with cats are you kidding me#this podcast... really exceeded my expectations.#SSSOOOOOO gay#I didn't know if all the stuff I saw was normal gay fanart that's based in hopeful delusion or if there was legit queer writing involved#martin.... i love you#the magnus archives#the archivist#I have thoroughly enjoyed jon's descent into madness#can't wait to start it all over again lol#anyway.... hope this reaches the people who will enjoy it#love from me 2 u#Edit: sorry people who already rbd I switched the line version of the first one to a color one
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NO BECAUSE I DON'T THINK WE TALK ABOUT THIS ENOUGH WE DON'T TALK ABOUT THIS ENOUGH CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS? BECAUSE

Yeah okay that's a pretty terrifying thing to see, and I can pretty logically assume this is hallucination on N's part, but does that stop him from literally CATCHING HER IN THE NEXT THREE SECONDS???

NO THE FUCK IT DOES NOT LOOK AT HIS HAND LOOK AT HIS HAND UNDERNEATH HER HEAD LOOK AT IT
CAN WE ALSO TALK ABOUT THE CHANGE IN EXPRESSION THAT I CAN ONLY ASSUME IS DUE TO WHAT HE SAW?? Like also I assume yeah obviously he's worried about Uzi because who the fuck wouldn't be (Cyn) but like LOOK AT THIS BULLSHIT



HIS EYES DON'T HOLLOW OUT UNTIL SHE NEARLY HITS THE GROUND AFTER THAT WHOLE THING OCCURS AND YOU CAN SEE THE FUCKING SWITCH FROM "Oh my fucking god what the hell is happening" TO "BEEP BEEP BEEP RED ALERT SHIT'S GOING DOWN OH BISCUITS OH FUCK"
"Myrah what the fuck are you on about it's 8:30 in the damn morning?"
I AM UNWELL ABOUT THESE TWO GODDAMNIT
#AND I GIVE 0 FUCKS ABOUT WHO KNOWS#OR WHAT THE FUCK TIME IT IS#GOD THESE TWO MAKE ME SICK THEY MAKE ME ILL /POS#I need to write a very very long post about them very soon#another thing to add to the list of long ass posts I have to make... sigh...#yeah J enjoyers I'm coming for your ass#I have an analysis to perform and no I will NOT wait for permission#and FUCK YOU for expecting me to#(i know no one was expecting me to)#anyway#murder drones#md#glitch productions#glitch#uzi doorman#serial designation n#nuzi#biscuit bites#n x uzi#uzi x n#mymy rambles
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who even are these guys
#yakuza#like a dragon#fanart#ok i need to stop tagging every yakuzapost as spoilers so this kind of thing will not be tagged 👍#unless you want it tagged then let me know! 👍#sorry ichiban for repeatedly drawing this boss instead of your actual pals once i learn how to draw everyone it's OVER#JUST FINISHED Y7 STORY WAUUGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH#it was so fun with freshness beyond my expectations and wowoieugIUGOIGOEIUF#seriously might dethrone 0 from my top spot.... many aspects such as the business minigame had all the same charm but with much more polish#AND LIKE. THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP!!!!! MY GOODNES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#need to marinate my thoughts........
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Prompt 326
“So erm, how are we going to explain… this…?” Sam motioned around at the entirety of them with a clawed hand, an unimpressed expression on her maw.
“I mean, we could just, not do so?” Danny sounded a tiny bit uncertain about that, own claws tapping against his legs from where he sat. “I mean, Tucker seems happy enough-”
“Okay, I didn’t come here to be called out like this-”
#DCxDP#DPxDC#Prompts#Halfa Trio#Therianthrope Trio#What were-creature are they? Wonderful Question#On the bright side no one is going to expect them as ghosts#Wulf (staring at them): Tiny Baby Friends :0#This is not a good time for a small team of heroes to start investigating the town#”I mean- they’ll assume we’re hiding the fact we’re werefolk not ghosts right??”#Hazmat Au#Or close enough hence why their identities aren’t immediately sussed out#Storm Core Tucker#Life Core Sam#Space Core Danny#Y’know what it’d be hilarious if their outfits eventually shift into things like plague doctor or medieval beekeeper#Y’know things where the mask becomes the face lol
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pinprick {request}
adler x bell!reader x felix
request: for @reirats70, who asked for adler x bell!reader x felix !!
tags: nsfw mention, mdni, bell!reader, gn!reader (but the word 'pretty' is used to describe them), established adlerbell, mk ultra/separation mention, kissing, oral, author has never written felix before and is super nervous, adler is a little too happy for a man who should be in jail wc: 1.5k
a/n: slowly working through requests but this one was too exciting to pass up!! still a little hesitant to post full blown nsfw (when it isn't exclusively adlerbell at least) so i hope the lil spice included is okay :) this is my first time writing felix as well and i hope it satisfies!! thank you for the request <3
“It is quite interesting,” Felix muses to himself, almost as though you weren’t even there, held tight in his grasp and flitting restlessly like a moth in a mason jar. The latex-gloved hand that holds your face turns you back to face the light, where his eyes pierce yours again. “The way it seems to have left a scar in the iris. Pinprick. Almost imperceptible.”
Off to the side where even your periphery can’t quite catch, Adler sucks on a cigarette, leaning back against the cart table sat in the centre of the ops room; his presence lingers inauspiciously, as unavoidable as the smoke that billows in the air, huffed out in a plume of laughter from his unsmiling mouth.
“Yeah, well, with pretty eyes like Bell’s, you notice.”
The comment shouldn’t make your heart stir or your stomach flutter as pathetically as it does, but much like it always has, your body responds to Adler’s words in a way your mind detests to admit; he’s never been one for the most direct compliments, but the fact that this one isn’t even said to you somehow makes it all the more rousing to hear- like a dirty secret caught round an open doorway. As you attempt to turn your head to try and look at him, Felix interjects, a squeeze tighter around your flushed face.
“Very pretty. So, it was necessary to inject the compound straight into the eye?”
Suddenly the topic of conversation comes back into focus, the very reason for you being in your rather compromised position. With Harrow sequestered off in the other wing of the Rook bound to a chair, Adler had suggested to Marshall the use of Separation to help ease the process- or complicate it, you’d mumbled curtly- and had begun all misty-eyed to wax poetic about the night he’d used it on you, strapped to that gurney after Cuba. It’s a sickening topic to be caught in the middle of, left all the more a bitter taste in your mouth since Adler had made an unspoken vow never to bring up MK Ultra again. But in Felix’s piqued curiosity of the compound- be it vanity or a genuine willingness to pass knowledge along, Adler had offered to teach him how to make it, use it, how it worked. You want to scoff at him, as though he knew anything about the technical intricacies of the drug- though it isn’t as if he was about to drag Park back out of the desert just to give a more comprehensive lecture.
And for some reason, here you were, not quite the lab rat you were a decade ago but feeling painstakingly close to it, gaping up at Felix as his gaze runs you over like a man starved. Of what, you can’t possibly imagine. Hasn’t he had his fill of you enough these past weeks? Haven’t they both?
Adler’s voice pulls you back to the present, bookended by the faint chiming in the back of your mind. Ding.
“To get the desired results, yes,” Adler explains, barely regarding you with anything more than impartiality as he steps over next to Felix, studying you with similarly clinical indifference. “But I think this time just a shot to the neck should be enough. Harrow’s tough, but only ‘cause I taught her how to be. Trust me, the Achilles heel is there, she’ll crack easy.”
“Oh? And Bell was…?”
Adler smirks, and when he dips his head to peer at you over his aviators he actually looks at you, regarding you, not like the poked and prodded subject you’ve been for the last ten minutes, seemingly made of glass with the way their focus seemed to land through you entirely. A soft laugh leaves him- a rarity you cherish since he’s softened in his age- and he pinches your cheek, right above where Felix’s thumb secures a firm grip.
“Oh, Bell was a real tough nut to crack. We were there for hours. Stubborn thing, aren’t you?”
All you can really do is stare- you can barely open your mouth to talk, Felix’s hand squashing your face like a doll’s- but you suppose the question is a rhetorical one anyway, leaving Adler to bask in his smug superiority.
Felix chuckles, though his eyes don’t quite meet yours yet the way Adler’s does, instead now roving your face, the features made pink and prickled warm by the overwhelming attention from both men.
It’s a strange thing- you aren’t typically so flustered, certainly not around Adler, used to his bizarre attempts at affection, but Felix in particular had a way of making you feel special in the oddest ways. He’s direct, and that in contrast to Adler’s myriad riddles of non-answers and emotions shadowed over by impenetrable aviators made for… an interesting combination. Adler hadn’t changed much over the decade- a little softer around the edges, both in looks and temperament, but the sharp and jagged corners of your relationship still remains even with the mutable tenderness of passing time, not quite healing wounds so much as smacking a band-aid over the hole he’d nearly put in your head. That being said, you still ran circles around each other the same way you did back in Berlin, ever caught in the endless cat-and-mouse. Still fighting, still kissing, still not quite making up, then doing it all over again.
But Felix was to the point. There was rarely any guessing as to how he felt in your presence. Terse when impatient, rigid when agitated, but sweet and heartfelt, with a certain compassion that surprised you. His affection came easy, unbidden- a little shy at times, but he wore his heart on his sleeve, and admiration on his face clearly enough that Adler had eventually caught on. And where you’d feared that Adler would only increase his vigilance, tighten his grip on your leash, and usher his bird back into their gilded cage, rather, he was unexpectedly content to let Felix indulge his affections for you, to the point that now you felt… shared, almost.
An odd thing indeed.
If you could recall how it started, it was subtle and slow, very nearly unnoticeable. A graze of the knuckles here, a helping hand staying just a moment too long there. Adler sending you on fetch quests for the ex-Stasi, then turning to abscond with him in another room and vanish. Inklings of hushed conversations shared between them across the room, their eyes pointed to you with wry, bitten smiles. It was like having a pretty secret dangled right in front of your nose, but just so very barely out of reach that it was nigh insufferable.
Maddening, until those subtle scrapes turned to shared touches, Adler showing you off like a prize pony to Felix who’d all but watch in awe. You’d always been something akin to Adler’s reluctant pet, even back in the old days. You could never imagine how quickly you’d reassume the role, even after the years had whittled the effectiveness of your trigger phrase to nothing but empty words he’d occasionally use to mock you. As if you’d need it to do as he pleases. As if you’d need an incentive at all when the starry glint in Felix’s eyes is reward enough.
And it’s always been hard to keep up with Adler; with them both, it takes herculean effort to so much as keep your head straight. It’s one thing to have them dote attention upon you as they do now, and another thing entirely to find yourself one night in the kitchen as the whole house slept, held with your back to Adler’s chest in a vice grip, his tongue in your mouth, while Felix’s worked in near reverent devotion between your legs like a man starved. Your whimpers silenced only by the way they’d swap to take turns quicker than you could let go of the breath you’d been holding, keening over and relinquishing your hands to slide into blond tresses once more. With blind pleasure hewing your focus to a pinprick, it’d get harder to distinguish who was who, only able to discern the distinct pinching of latex gloves into the plush of your ass, or the scrape of pitted sandpaper scars along the inside of your thigh. A crazed thing, did it not excite you so much.
You blink back to the present moment when you feel the light, patronising smack of Felix’s hand against your cheek, pale blue latex nipping soft skin. He’s smiling, eyes bright with amusement, and in your daze you must have missed something, because you catch Adler’s smirk off to the side, remnants of a laugh that doesn’t quite reach his eyes. Felix muses.
“Enough chatter. Let’s see what we can do to help Adler with this Separation, hm?”
And before you can so much as attempt to blurt a response he squeezes your face again, puckering your mouth, and plants a chaste- if not teasing- kiss upon your lips.
#hope you enjoy!! im super nervous#never done requests and i didnt expect so many#im working through them slowly but surely :0#requests#my writing#cod#call of duty#russell adler#felix neumann#adler#adlerbell#russell adler x reader#felix neumann x reader#russell adler x bell#adler x bell#felix neumann x bell#cod x reader#call of duty x reader#cod bo6#bo6#black ops 6#call of duty black ops 6
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#my art#goro majima#yakuza 0#i'm only on chapter 4 but i really like him :D#i did go in expecting to like him but still#chewing on him#also sidenote but my drawing tablet displays colors so much nicer so it's always a disappointment when i look at stuff on my normal monitor#majima goro
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To this day, Arsay still holds the record for "fastest climb up a palm tree" in the South Seas (though there's no real competition for it).
Cultural context:
edit: if you see the version with a word missing no you don't
#ffxiv#ffxiv gpose#ffxiv comic#gpose comic#ffxiv oc#ffxiv wol#G'raha Tia#wolgraha#Wuk Lamat#y'shtola rhul#ffxiv krile#krile baldesion#Arsay Nun#graharshtola#Arsay my beloved cat who wants to be tossed into the air like football#yshtola is only shocked because she legitimately expected Arsay to say something normal like 'wanting to see whats across the horizon'#or 'exploring some great unknown'#not 'yeah i wanted to get launched into a very tall coconut palm'.#shtola is perplexed but in a ' that was the most idiotic thing you could have said im taking you back to the cabin after this'#and graha is very much just ' oh arsay i love u and the things you say'#meanwhile krile and wuk lamat have nearly 0 cultural context for what the south seas lalas get up to and are very confused
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I've been thinking about it for a while, but the Mihoyo games fandoms are... Really less than courteous when it comes to spoilers.
I'm a loyal consumer of leaks myself, but I swear the fandom at large acts like everyone is - and not just is, but apparently should be.
There's been fanart in the HSR fandom regarding a certain character and a certain boss' relationship for weeks when not even the 3.1 main mission has touched upon it - because it comes from leaks regarding the future of the story. With the change in Genshin drip marketing schedule, it's quite literally impossible to find out who the new characters are officially because they're leaked at least a week prior and fanart (of course, untagged) starts flooding social media. There were also edits of the new 5.4 CGs everywhere as soon as the preload hit the servers, spoiling essentially everyone who wanted to wait for the version to, you know, actually be out.
Maybe I'm old-fashioned, but it makes for a very poor fandom experience when everyone acts like you're expected to follow leaks or you're the one responsible for getting things spoiled for you. It costs absolutely nothing to tag your leak-inspired or preload-datamined stuff as spoilers.
#mihoyo#genshin impact#honkai star rail#genshin#hsr#i swear it's easier to avoid leaks on the literal leak subreddits than it is on any other platform#because they actually use spoiler flairs and blurs#here? brother i opened twitter two days before genshin 5.4 hit and within 30 seconds i'd gotten all the cgs spoiled#and on tumblr ? well that one boss identity spoiler fanart sure was here and had 0 spoiler tags. good luck!#old woman yells at cloud perhaps but i find this so rude#don't expect people to follow leaks and preloads religiously. tag your stuff.#most players do in fact want to experience the story as it comes out officially and you have no right to ruin that for them#same with posting stuff related to the new versions#at least have the courtesy of tagging them as spoilers for a week or two#most people cannot in fact blaze through new content in less than 48 hours#and it's pretty upsetting seeing major plot points untagged on your dash because people just aren't considerate#i have a friend who resorted to just avoiding social media altogether until they're done with the story - which can take weeks bc life#i don't know. i miss when fandom etiquette was a thing man.#ray's records
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Boccaccio: “I want to give my work a university type of layout, I’ll have the text in two columns, because this is a serious text and I want to send the message across to people. those are not just silly stories.”
Netflix: some wet abs should do the job lol

#I knew that I shouldn’t have opened Netflix#and no. I didn’t see this show and honestly? idk if I will (I don't have that much time anyway).#I always had 0 expectations for this show but looking by the trailer…it confirmed my theory. mhz#what was that#also I do know that this is more about the cornice than anything (allegedly) but still WHAT IS THAT.#this is a post for laughing#boccaccio#giovanni boccaccio#the decameron#Decameron#letteratura italiana#lit tag
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puppy fever, might be terminal
#trojs 5 which means we're 1 yr out from my apparent cycle of a dog every 6 years#its not that i dont have enough on my hands and not like i do so much with them i need another one but i#find myself borrowing a spitz to hike with to get the feeling of 3 and with how#troj has turned out it would be... very viable#on one hand she's stupidly well behaved and no effort at all to keep#but also on the other hand shes... stupidly well behaved and not the firecracker i was counting on#(my bad for expecting every sheltie to be a Sparty)#i think she'd actually benefit from having a younger dog around as well#Sparty is doing great but has a very different approach to life and energy conservation now than she did 3-4 years ago#flat out sprints to bite the trojbutt isn't top of her mind 24/7 anymore which is a little sad for troj#troj and melis jive well in that regard but theyre on slightly different planets and while troj has 0 real herding drive she is#VERY sheepdog in her play and social behaviour#ofc the question always becomes 'why do you think you NEED another dog' and i dont. and its not for troj no#but i want one. and i can handle one. and i think another sheltie would be a benefit to our household#ofc: i had planned to have a trojling by now. and if i intend to keep showing it would make sense to get one soonish#that could enter open class just as troj goes to veteran#and ive still sunk enough time (almost 17 years now) into this breed to want to take more involved steps. i still want to breed and show em#eventually#but living situation still needs to change and im honestly. still so disappointed at trojlings falling through im not entirely sure#what the next step should be#a blue or maybe pref tric little bitch from allrounder lines probably. somehow.
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Happy lesbian visibility day!!1! (I didn’t even know today was the day til' I saw sm-baby’s post lol)
Coincidentally somehow I just happened to be drawing lesbians today- I dunno what cosmic force compelled me to but here we are
#tadc ragatha#tadc pomni#the amazing digital circus#buttonblossom#ragapom#lesbian#sapphic#wlw#Lesbian visibility day#lgbtq#Lesbian awareness day#dollylolly#Lollydolly#princess loolilalu#tadc loolilalu#ragatha x loolilalu#So many tags and I’m not even done with the lgbt part of this XD#Nah I ain’t tagging all of em#I would've put my lesbian ocs here aswell but I have a test tomorrow ;0; womp womp#Second post for the day:00#Don’t expect that from me in like another half a year:)
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4 episodes in and we already have the doctor thinking steve and danny fucked each other too much to the point danny tored his acl is sending me 😭😭
like look how danny explained how steve shot and blasted him backwards and the doctor looked so concerned 💀
danny was also like yeah he is an animal and the doctor was shocked too
and not the conclusion that danny needs to get a new partner and his eyes were like 👀
+bonus the inmate saying steve and danny is married just because danny nagged at steve, i swear they did this on purpose
#hawaii five-0#h50#steve mcgarrett#danny williams#mcdanno#my post#yes i know this show is cop propaganda but i watched this because i craved 2010 queerbait#did not expect it to be this obvious#h50 1x04
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trans themed st banner :)
feel free to use this as your own banner btw, just make sure to credit me!
i may make versions with different pride flags if enough people want them!
edit: you can now find the non-binary version here!
#star trek#star trek fanart#trans#transgender#starship enterprise#star trek the original series#star trek tos#uss enterprise#tos#st tos#this turned out WAY better than i expected :0#banner design#myart
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#okay. two things. one? holy shit. holy shit#holy fucking shit#two? i didn't realize that apparently the genies had. reshiram and zekrom separating landorus from tornadus and thundurus#in natdex order? for some reason? like gen 5 is already fucked up in terms of its numbering because victini is number 0 in the#unova regional dex but that's still strange#anyway. back to number one. holy shit. look at this#i. didn't realize. that this was going to be so good#i forgot that reshiram just has a whole fuckin NOSE#the nose rater shall be very pleased with this one. i expect no less than a 10/10#reshiram
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