#but I can’t be surprised

[bilboyagathechickenfootedhobbit]

My son has a whole ass other family. His Other Mother, from what I have pieced together, is as large as a planet, capable of anything, infinity years old, and really very nice. His Other Dad alternates between -5 years old and a thousand billion million years old, but he’s often dead as he seems to die quite often and is (presumably) resurrected by his giant magical omnipotent wife. He had 22 brothers but they all died in a house fire except for two who didn’t, but it’s okay, the other ones all came back to life, but then they died again. No sisters to speak of, but he has an Other Dog who is pretty much our dog without bad breath. Oh, and sometimes he has 15 children of his own that he teaches math to as a professor at college. No spouse mentioned, but he’s young yet.

Oh, and they all live in Ohio.

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this manatee looks like it’s in a skyrim loading screen

[chloesimaginationthings]

This could be a kart if FLAF wasn't fucking around..

[somemismatchedsocks]

it’s been a turbulent week so we must return to our roots

[useless-englandfacts]

of course i don’t want to get ahead of ourselves here but super duper rare british… w?

[idontmindifuforgetme]

megan thee stallion is the perfect example of unbothered energy. nicki has repeatedly vagueposted about her, gone on unhinged rants about her, gone so far as to mention her dead mother (such a classless low blow), threatened her on live, and has now released the tackiest diss track in history. and what has megan done? literally nothing. she straight up ignored her, aside from that one ig story where she posted herself laughing (which was perfect btw). she is the epitome of “i will not dignify that w a response.” i love it.

[fennelwasp]

He has misinterpreted the tradgedians

[teethlordd]

Someone put that lizard back in a dress, stat!

[sandu-zidian]

Such a pretty house and such a pretty garden

No alarms and no surprises

[hiyyihrts]

“For how long have you had feelings for him?”… Lord the way they keep making Eloise this non-observant clueless friend to everyone is crazy to me… especially continuously with Pen (and now Cressida also). She never fathomed that Pen could want to participate in ton events, want to be married, want to have even the bare minimum opportunity to be entertained by a man, and yet anytime Pen goes against anything Eloise always talked about she’s so surprised?? Maybe if you talked with your friends instead of at them we wouldn’t be running into this situation continuously El…

[kiivg]

.Farid Thorne dress up that I’ll probably change????? 🤷‍♂️.

[monstersholygrail]

I recently got into Beastars and I’m about to make it everybody’s problem

[aprill-99]

How it started *Under the Mountain*:

Feyre: “So that’s the love of my life.”

Rhys: “Really? Tamlin? That guy?”

Feyre: “Yeah. Thoughts?”

Rhys: “And prayers. Girl what-”

Where it went *Early ACOWAR*:

Feyre: “So this is my mate.”

Lucien: “Really? Your mate is that guy?? Rhysand???”

Feyre: “Yeah. Thoughts?”

Lucien: “And Prayers. Girl what-”

[chloesimaginationthings]

WAIT I THINK I JUST SAW YOUR NAME IN DAWKOS STREAM??? DID YOU DONATE?

YES I DID!! I suggest everyone else should or support the stream if you can!! ^^

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[casart]

Hi Cas! Can you do Prinxiety in 4 for Hue-vember?

Roman is not thrilled to meet Sally ;;w;;

[hplonesomeart]

@scimagic Uhhh made this because I just think they’re dynamic is neat. Also completely agree with the Puzzle headcanon super fun silly and very on point. As we speak he is clinging for his dear life :))

I really enjoy seeing the illustrated storyline you have unfolding between the two and figured it would be nice to see this motorcycle sequence in motion. So tadaa here it is! In animated form! Now your obligated to make a full length written novel in-depth about their relationship /j

Sincerely though thanks for the creative inspiration and keep on being a swagger artist 👍✨