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bigfatbreak · 10 months

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Does Chloe tone down her direct bullying/harassment of Marinette after that day to just the dead mom jokes out of guilt, or is it more that Marinette now being homeschooled means Chloe just lost access? Also, does Lila try the whole lying/sabotaging thing on Marinette and just fail or does Marinette just not care?

Lila has no reason to sabotage Marinette because Marinette isn't threatening her little empire she wants to build. In fact, she really wants Marinette on her side BECAUSE she's not apart of the school, so she doesn't need to keep up an elaborate web of lies! She can just try to befriend a talented girl who makes AMAZING food and try to get freebies~

meanwhile, with Chloe, things got really complicated after the pool incident...

Tom was not in the mood to put up with this crap.

#replies #my art #dad villain au #DO NOT... come at me about france laws I tried to look up jurisdiction when it came to minors in criminal matters #and everything I found was unhelpful #so for the sake of brevity just know that Chloe almost had a record from this event and the Mayor had to buy Tom out and promise a change #in chloe's behavior #also. I am sorry this italian is off google translate #I havent kept up with my italian duolingo #my friend in italy is going to be so pissed at me RIP my moses ive failed you

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dragonomatopoeia · 2 years

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it is so deeply important to have friends who have completely different tastes than you re: media. gotta be the normie friend for some and the weirdo esoteric niche guy for others. the one who can be chased with a worm around the playground and the one who can do the chasing in turn. peace and love on planet earth

#i am holding hands with my friends who watch gundam and my friends who watch riverdale and my friends who watch obscure italian horror film

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 2 years

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oh right, technically i sell t-shirts

i forgot about that

#holidays are coming up and it would make a terrible gift #that's the main selling point #anyways these exist and can be exchanged for legal tender #the cost is the listed price + the emotional expense of knowing that i am judging u #bc i am. i am judging u #why would u want this. why would u exchange currency for this #there are so many other things you could exchnage currency for instead #a grocery store shrimp platter for instance #with the nauseatingly red cocktail sauce that is SO much better than a t shirt any time #hmm chicken picatta at a local Italian Eatery perchance? i am. a big fan of anything picatta #oh oh i know! 3.6 POUNDS OF FRESH OKRA #FOR THE COST OF THIS FRIVOLOUS T SHIRT U COULD INSTEAD PURCHASE 3.6 POUNDS OF FRESH DELICIOUS OKRA #and then --hold on i have a recipe--and then what u do is #so it is basically sacrilege to suggest this but what u do is u skip the cornmeal entirely #my southern ancestors are shaking a wooden spoon at me right now but LISTEN. u skip. the gotdang. cornmeal #instead: wash chop and soak (for 10 min) the okra in a mixture of 1 egg to tblsp water #then coat in flour #THATS IT JUST FLOUR #No cornmeal. i am betraying my heritage rn but I'm RIGHT #coat in flour sprinkle liberally in S&P and FRY that suck in veg oil high heat #until crispy & brown & u hear your arteries clenching in apprehension #so. so yeah #that's what u should do instead of buying this shirt go fry the shit out of some okra #(but buy local and young & tender if u can bc the grocery store is full of old-and-therefore-super-stiff specimens #pro tip (aka grandma tip): if u can't chop okra smoothly with your normal cutting knife then it's too old and tough.#...i mean u probably CAN still fry the shit out of it I've certainly done that before it's just much less delicious #ANYWAY. anyway ANYWAY. shirt. okra. farmers market. that reminds me of a post i made back when we first started selling these dang shorts #shirts. shorts shorts. oh shit i should make a crop top option.#i. i don't Know How to make a crop top option #HUH . . . i need to lie down now and contemplate the constant and irreconcilable limitations of the human experience good night

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f1-stuff · 20 days

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Monza GP '24 // P1 Finish

"Dreams do repeat themselves, I shall say. Because it was a dream in 2019 and it was a dream in 2024, and it's been again a very special moment... I'm so incredibly happy today. It's great, it's a long season still, and it doesn't end here."

#others might've moved on but I never got to gif the media pen post-race so i am still here!!#seeing him happy on a sunday for once...🥹#charles leclerc #Monza GP '24 #2024 #gifs #mine #formula one #f1 #ferrari #italian grand prix

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theadderalltoyourstiles · 29 days

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Honestly, who are we kidding? The suit doesn't even matter .

Max Verstappen will fold like an origami paper for this man .

#I mean how am i supposed to hate on the suit after this picture #face card and slutty waist card so insane this man can pull off a trash bag #charles leclerc #lestappen #max verstappen #f1 #formula 1 #monza gp 2024 #italian gp 2024 #cl16 #mine

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fakesorbet · 3 months

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The Bad Kids + Summer drinks

#ill explain the drinks after character tags For anyone who cares #dimension 20 #fantasy high #gorgug thistlespring #fabian aramais seacaster #figueroth faeth #kristen applebees #adaine abernant #adaine o'shaughnessey #riz gukgak #btw none of these r alcoholic cuz i love my silly sweet drinks #gorgug has melon soda Cuz i think that’s the best ramune flavor i am not debating Facts #fabian has a blue hawaiin frozen punch Purely for the aesthetics #riz had thai iced coffee because once again it’s the best coffee and I am not arguing facts #also there’s so much trig and astrophysics references on his tattoos because i love math and projecting #speaking of projecting fig has a rooh afza because i love projecting myself in silly ways .. best swana drink To Me #kristen has taro boba because I felt like giving her a protein shake would be Too obvious and taro is So Good #Lasty adaine has a strawberry Italian cuz she deserves a sweet drink #ive worked on this for So long i think u can tell which were the last . im so sorry #going to pass out And never do this again / silly #taya art

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nutbreadys · 6 months

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🥀🌹

#nutbread's art #jjba part 5 #jojo's bizarre adventure #jjba fanart #vento aureo #golden wind #trish una #trish una fanart #jjba diavolo #diavolo #diavolo jojo #i am not italian #i used papago for translation lol😭

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sheila--e · 2 months

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Buceta Bugalatti's no good very bad cooking.

#art.jpeg #jjba #bruno buccellati #bruno bucciarati #<- i honestly prefer the og spelling rather than this one. because he sounds intenselly more italian.#jjba vento auero #golden wind #jojo's bizarre adventure #¿¡!?sorry its been 5 years in this site i still dont know how 2 tag my shit #i think this fanbase has been rotted after all those ''mama bruno'' headcanons that miss his entire point.#because this man has no time to learn how to cook. the others could but this guy would get home close the door...#...and fall face first onto the floor for 4 hours. at his entrance. the he wakes up and goes out to work again.#buccellati i am afraid that due to not changeing your lifestyle you wouldve pass away regardless of Chest Cavity..

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brother-emperors · 30 days

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giulia farnese, lucrezia borgia, caterina gonzaga

we are. figuring out looks. slowly but surely, we're figuring out looks.

⭐ places I’m at! bsky / pixiv / pillowfort /cohost / cara.app / insta / tip jar!

#italian reanissance tag #blghghghghhh there's just so many people all the time #anyway back to cycling between books on the later roman empire/akhenaten/sparta&lakonia #i should finish the sparta&lakonia book because i want to do a sword&sandals type of comic set during the peloponnesian war #however. you ever read three pages of something and realize you have no idea what someone is talking about #every day reading about lakonia is like that. oof. it's fun tho! but i am going to go back to working on illustration work with #kamen rider on or something.#drawing tag

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petit-papillion · 21 days

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Charles rightfully getting crowned the King of Monza. 👑

"The best performance of the season so far"

🎥 latebrakingf1 (via princeofferrari)

#i am just so thrilled people are FINALLY noticing him #and the incredible drives he's putting in #dragging his flintstone car to the podium #charles leclerc #italian gp 2024 #formula 1 #f1

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russellius · 25 days

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2024 ITALIAN GP Qualifying : P3

#george russell #f1 #f1edit #*m #*mine #italian gp 2024 #georgerusselledit #24 #monza #ita24 #(JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESUSSSSSSSS christ you movie star)#(why am i not the one interviewing him why must i suffer)

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skrunksthatwunk · 9 months

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skwisgaar punished arc

#twirling my hair hiiiiii metalocalypse fandom #also sorry if i fucked up the boys' designs at all 1) this is my 1st time drawing any of them and 2) i didn't look up refs. lol #truly a fuck it we ball moment #metalocalypse #mtl #skwisgaar skwigelf #william murderface #toki wartooth #nathan explosion #pickles the drummer #skwistok #anyway i binged all 4 seasons in like 5 days. my brain has been hijacked by these stupid awful terrible horrible jerks. >:/#still need to watch aotd though smhing my head #they jacks off? they jacks off together but it ammenst homoskectuals? it ams more likelies than yous think!#also the straight floor is covered in crumbs. if you even care #see skwisgaar is pretty in that italian leather shoe type way that timothy chalamet is. like paper mache #anyway hope i didn't fuck up their voices too bad more content on the way whatever see ya✌️✌️#sigh. edit: i resized all the panels bc they were just like. cartoonishly small. they're a bit low res but eh. legible enough for me #i drew it too small </3 a mistake i won't make twice mark my freaking worms #skrunkart

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n3bismel · 6 months

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Italy pt.2

(cr. me)

#why am i a barista???🤣#fhe italian gigs are gonna be my roman empire forever #really tired but really happy #joker out #jan peteh #nace jordan #bojan cvjeticanin #bojan cvjetićanin #jure maček #jance #kris guštin #kris gustin

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complementaryhalves · 29 days

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they're laughing. their team just dropped the ugliest possible special racesuits for their last italian gp together as teammates and they're laughing.

#ferrari #charlos #c2 #italian gp 2024 #i am so mad #so so so so mad #ferrari maledetta ti devono arrestare

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itsmovere · 1 year

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A martyr's kiss

#vashwood #vash the stampede #nicholas d. wolfwood #trigun #trigun anime #trigun maximum #trimax #trigun 98 #red halo is for martyrs btw #catholic imagery once again #i am Italian of course i have catholic guilt

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newtidnt · 2 years

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new blog! yippee i was originally gonna draw mario too but i thought it was alot funnier to just slap a png on there and call it a day Still getting a feel for drawing bowser and luigi so it's a bit rough i don't really like how soft luigi looks in this but i dunnooo also i've been drawing almost solely feral cats for like 3 years now so i barely know how to drawn humans anymore help ((also i know someone else did the "i'm stuff" meme with mario characters (don't remember who) BUT they just used images and they didn't actually draw it so uhhhuhuu that's my excuse))

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