#busy bimbo

[bimbosanddolls]

okay so today... I got my Patreon and OF both pending approval, made some important phone calls to book things, made some cute graphics for various purposes, upcycled some stuff I didn't need anymore, and found time to take a shower and wash my hair in all that.

...can I go back to being a doll now?

[shirecorn]

Tumblr keeps popping up to sell me ad free dashboard. But what it doesn't understand is that me and the ads have a sort of symbiosis at this point.

The guys from the fake gameplay trailers for a predatory mobile app are my blorbos

[spitinsideme]

You haven't posted in 12 whole hours and I feel like a part of me is missing now

iam sure you have all missed me veey mucg .. as an apokofy i have made a drawing of pomnian ragataheir first year of meetig .. befire theh staeted dating with pomni tryong to impress ragatha with her guitar skills

(bimbo x tomboy au)

[bigfatbimbo]

wait I kinda want him

[royalarchivist]

Roier: He's hitting me, he's hitting me! [Yelps as Cucurucho shoots him]

Cellbit: Hey– HEY– STOP HITTING MY HUSBAND MAN, WHAT THE FCK!

Roier: ESO, ESO!

Cellbit: Stop hitting my husband. Stop hitting my husband man, what's wrong with you? [Cucurucho hits Cellbit] Hey, you can hit me, but you cannot hit him!

Roier: [Barking to back up Cellbit, then gets hit by Cucurucho again]

Cellbit: [Puts himself between Roier and Cucurucho again] Stop, stop. Chill.

[pissmoon]

'U just need to discover ur feminity! If u dont get acrylic nails brows and lashes done every month and dont do 1 hour contouring routine everyday ur a poor self hating soul who wasnt shown proper feminity!!' is personally funny to me bc I had this 'wannabe makeup artist' phase like 4 years ago but got bored of it bc shits too money/time/energy consuming to be worth it? No thanks id rather smoke a blunt and go for a walk on my day off you know. Binge buying at sephora? Id rather spend it on cds or books or random flea market shit 🥰

[jayjmaybanks]

LOUISTOMLINSUN → JAYJMAYBANKS

[angelatelier]

@chronosbled summoned cupid ! ♡ ˚.

"Sure I'm a little stupid, but that's like 80% of my charm!" { Bimbo mom Hitomi. }

✿ ⧽ tumblr text post prompts .

❥ ��Well— I don’t think yer stupid..” says the other idiot, she is not a very great judge of this sort of thing. “but I do think yer charmin’! Very much so!”

Kiwa leaned forward and gave Hitomi a small supportive pat on the shoulder, “ya got a heck of a lot goin’ for ya! Yer husband is a lucky dude~!”

[doomedbythe-narrative]

the way y’all hype up songs like fucking bimbo doll or certain songs by certain rappers that literally minimize women down to their ability to perform sexually but draw the line at dylan mulvaney is realllll funny to me.

just saying sounds like terf rhetoric to me.

[bimbosanddolls]

My Patreon is currently pending approval... so I might finally be getting things together! I'll tell you all more soon, but for now let's just hope they don't hate me for being a bimbo 🤞

[xbimbogutzzx]

Absolute poggers man

Drawing cock at 69 followe- //*gets shot*

[desirableend]

Ximboland - Career outfit

[candyredterezii]

It's okay it's rough work in showbiz here, we go on night after night to entertain these people and we get very little for it. I hope the t-shirt is fuckin amazing.

the kicker is it isnt even for me but was for a gift for one of my besties

it's very good though

[fxmmeangel]

im literally going to the museum of sex tomorrow with bim,,,, very hot dyke coded of us if i do say so myself

[laviemorteart]

Go buy my stickers!!!!

Help me out 🥺🖤

[minispidey]

So uh everyone's waiting for the Barbie and the Giftshopist update???? 🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭