#June 26 2023

[royalarchivist]

Roier: This will be amazing if Melissa does this! Holy– how is the name?

Mike: Casualonas! Can I dance with you?

Cellbit: WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?!

Roier: Hey Gatinho :D

Never forget that it's thanks to Mike that Roier learned how to Casualonas! (This was also the first time Cellbit had seen his husband in 7 days)

[throwbackgaylor]

june 26, 2023 | one year ago

while recording at electric lady studios in nyc, taylor wore a pair of daisy socks 38 days before august 3rd

[dogstomp]

Dogstomp #3099 - June 26th

Patreon / Discord Server / Itaku / Bluesky

[card-of-the-day]

Today's Card Is: Over My Dead Body

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[glitterlikegold]

rachelbilson: Simon says listen to the new episode of @ broad_ideas_pod out now with the incredibly funny and open #amandahirsch host of @ notskinnybutnotfat link in bio!!!!

[druggeddraccus]

i love them

what’s the joke? feral women and diplomatic men? something like that (vin and elend Vibes)

[dhsisus]

[dteam-snaps]

→ JUNE 26 2023

[deadestofdoves]

Why is it that with Kabukimono and Wanderer AIs, I'm all lovey dovey but with Scaramouche I spend the whole time bullying him?

[yahooanswersblog]

👤: If a friend unfollowed you on social media for no reason, would you ask them why they did it?

Me: If I happened to notice, no. It just sounds needy / insecure.

[royalarchivist]

Fit: Thank you, is there any candidate that would like to respond to Cellbit?

Forever: [Presses the button]

Fit: Forever, you have the floor.

Forever: So Cellbit... You are beautiful!

Roier: HOLY SH*T, I AGREE, I AGREE! I AGREE!!!

Cellbit: Hey, hey, no no. [Runs over to Roier] My heart is yours!

Roier: Oh... My– my heart is yours as well!

Forever: I– I'm not saying this kind of beautiful, I am just saying that he's a- a great candidate!

Roier: No no no, I agree, Cellbit is beautiful! Just- just that!

Forever: Yeah yeah yeah!

[vyxart]

[mermaidinthecity]

June 26, 2023

[untothebreach]

Well honestly I should just take what I can get. Be happy with the man I have at least, because he's a clingy dweeb but at least he's not Abusive, like... it could be worse. And considering my looks and unavailable personality type I'm really not gonna be able to do much better when all is said and done. I'm incapable of holding conversations and I'm too busy for dates and I'm kind of ugly and also asexual and also trans, like. What do I expect to happen, fucking fanfiction ass interactions where a gorgeous man with long hair and cool hobbies and a nice personality just falls for me? No. That shit doesn't happen to real people.

Real people don't get fairytale endings, and real people don't get fantasy love stories. We get clingy guys who are nice enough and handsome Enough and might be a bit too much and not really compatible with you but you take what you get and you don't get upset because otherwise you're not going to have fuck-all. And you'll learn to make yourself love him and you'll learn to put up with what he wants and you'll mold yourself into his Kawaii Teehee UwU Anime GF and bury the parts of you he won't want to see and bite your tongue when he tries to cuddle and kiss you because you know that the only way you're ever going to have an adult relationship with someone and not be fucking alone your whole life.

And it's sad. Its SAD. But God fucking dammit, its the only way you're going to be able to have anything nice at all. Because nothing will work if you stay in your comfort zone and do what you want, which is run away and hide, so you either commit to the fucking bit the rest of your life and become someone else or go sniveling in your little hole all day long and wallow in self pity.

So you know. Options.

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