candyredterezii

[candyredterezii]

when you see your own post on someone else’s blog but it still makes you laugh a little bit

[candyredterezii]

Stressed military general reading the sparknotes on The Art of War the night before the war starts

[candyredterezii]

On the topic of English people being shitheads towards Welsh people - This fucking dude today on AITA

[candyredterezii]

✨her bitches✨

I just love pink hair your honor💅

[candyredterezii]

I’m tired of pretending the funniest line in the series wasn’t said by manfred von karma

[candyredterezii]

I watched Jaws for the first time last night and this was all I could think of the whole time

[candyredterezii]

[candyredterezii]

a lone man begs for context in an unforgiving world 

[candyredterezii]

watching twin peaks is hard because sometimes you think 'these characters could use some therapy'. and then you remember that some of them did seek out professional help but their only option was this

[candyredterezii]

fury be upon ye!!

[candyredterezii]

[alt in description]

but here's the article.

Your Idol makes Saja Boys the highest charting male group in the US

Golden makes HUNTR/X the highest charting female group in the US.

these people are not real but here they are

[candyredterezii]

[candyredterezii]

Who would win in a fight, furby or labubu?

they are both ridiculous creations of the capitalist mind and would fall to any cloth doll or homunculus made with any real heart. that said, the furby

[candyredterezii]

God the 11 year old girls you put on this earth to climb trees and play with plastic animals are buying foundation at the drug store

[candyredterezii]

i understand the vision

[candyredterezii]

stay 5000 fucking feet away from me

[candyredterezii]

*2025 kindergarten roll call* benrey?