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have you ever dreamt of a better version of yourself?

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You there, tumblrina, what day is it?

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Bugs Bunny I think is the Patron Saint of Kismesisitude

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chaotic muppets interview

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just scrolled thru ur blog and read every one of your posts/replies in blitzø’s voice from helluva boss

get blitzø’d idiot

Please watch better things, man.

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Cannibalhousewife's Commission Menu!

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Sketch With Flat Color - Bust: 20$ - Waist up: 25$ - Fully Body: 30$

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What’s NOT Okay - Complex Designs - Mecha\ - Full Nudity - Anything hateful, illegal, or “problematic”

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Sketch No Color - 15$

Sketch With Flat Color - 20$

Sketch With Rendered Colors - 25$

Line Art - 25$

Flat Colors - 30$

Rendered Colors - 35$

Pfp + Emoji 

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"You will not be disappointed. She's my most beautiful creation. I have shaped her for success." The Substance (2024) dir. Coralie Fargeat

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IF YOU THINK ALIENS ARE FAKE

CHECK WHO IS YOUR MOM BED ME AND IT IS SEX WE ARE DOING

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Your local vampire is probably freezing in this weather, invite her inside

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daily Pokèmon #0164: Noctowl

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my cat Meatball’s hanukkah sweater started kinda coming off, so my girlfriend went to fix it, and as she did so she said to him, in her most tender and maternal voice, “aww, is your shirt coming off? whore”

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there’s gotta be an audience for m*cbeth fanart on here

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Mrs. Claus opens "The Year Without a Santa Claus" by claiming the eponymous year took place "before you were born". Seeing as the movie was released in 1974, this means the year must have been before then.

Bounding this on the lower end is the presence of ice hockey - mentioned by Heat Miser - and the use of telephones. Ice hockey was invented in 1875, while Alexander Graham Bell built the telephone in 1876, meaning the year must post-date these. These figures give a range of approximately 100 years during which Santa may have taken his holiday.

Yet, narrowing this further is the presence of a December calendar counting the 1st to a Wednesday. Between 1876 and 1974, only the Decembers of 1880, 1886, 1897, 1909, 1915, 1920, 1926, 1937, 1943, 1948, 1954, 1965, and 1971 started on a Wednesday.

But still this can be narrowed further.

When Santa set out that Christmas Eve, we see what appears to be an almost full Moon in the sky. Within the years listed, only 1920 had a full Moon on Christmas.

Ergo, 1920 was the year without a Santa Claus.