#buddy no they ain't

[horseboneologist]

There have been a lot of posts going around lately talking about children posting 'discourse' and 'rancid takes' online. It's all "kids need to get off TikTok" and "when I was 12 I was playing outside, kids these days only know iPad and lie" and??? Are y'all okay??? I promise, I pinky-swear promise you that kids are still playing outside. Kids are still playing imagination games and running around by the creek and making paper airplanes in school. Yes the world is limited in ways it wasn't for older generations, and yes children need child-friendly spaces on the internet, but for fuck's sake y'all, these kids are still kids!! The real difference with this generation is that the rest of us are seeing them play-act as adults, because they have public platforms to do so! The don't somehow have worse opinions than we did at that age, we're just overhearing the shitty opinions that 12-year-olds share with each other.

"Different generation" this, "times are changing" that, I swear to god. When prehistoric humans settled their first villages and took up agriculture, how much you want to bet adults were saying "when I was 12 I was already leading my first wildebeest hunt, kids these days only know plough and thresh" like come ON.

Yes, my cousin has an iPad. He also has water balloon fights with his big brother. And he loves reading and doing cartwheels. His big brother has a girlfriend who holds his hand at lunch and he plays baseball and loves hotwheels. Kids are still out there making mud soup and pretending to be witches and inventing secret alphabets for their diaries. The kids are alright, I promise.

[captainsparklefingers]

If I had a nickel for every time a former cleric of Helio created a new god in the Aguefort Adventuring Academy gym, I'd have two nickels. Which is fuckin' wild.

[shotmrmiller]

virgin simon being so cuz he has no interest in anyone at all until he comes across some girl that looks like she's on the verge of psychosis and he's just like gotta follow that home and tell the guys im married.

[jeeaark]

When trying to teach your friends cool new tricks accidentally turns into a business deal.

A small crack idea, but if lv 12 Mizora can be a patron, so can Greygold. Even adventure-accomplished Emps is flabbergasted at the 'how'. It's cool, nothing like a quick side-quest to fix that technical difficulty.

Anyway, I need Mizora to get fired from her job. I need Zariel to fire her lawyer. Figuratively. Literally. Both. Hunting her down is all good and reasonable but. How many other warlocks are under her belt that risk turning into lemures if she capooted? It's cool, team heart-of-gold can beat her at her own game.

[sunflowerdigs]

Lmao, I love how BTs jumped from saying we can't have Buddie because their unique version of close male friendship is just too sacred, to Buck needs to drop Eddie (and Christopher) like a rock so that he can have a romantic relationship with someone else. I love a big, fat contradiction in the morning. ☕

[reikurusu]

Five Times Rei Protected Kazuki + One Time Kazuki Protected Rei We all know there were more

[airenyah]

anyone else crying over this or just me

[dandelioncasey]

Everyone out here talking about Ryan's lack of shirt and background buddie (valid tbh) and y'all are SLEEPING on Gavin being the happiest little dude there ever was!!

LOOK AT HIM tell me that is not the face of a kid having the time of his gd life

[awesome-shoes-with-wings]

That's not his surfboard... but he's cute, right?

[carlyraejepsans]

ain't he that guy @paintedhen likes or smth?

[shotmrmiller]

human!reader/vampire!141 or vampire!reader/human!141?

i need *need* vampire!reader because they don't want to be this way. it's not comfortable. so many inhibitions, surrounded by temptation on the daily. bite induces a euphoria that only orgasms have a chance at imitating so it's gotta be a love interest that has to willingly give food up because otherwise you're just a creature straight out of bram strokers book. (and this isn't twilight, animals don't work nor can you get your dead hands on blood bags.)

post breakup and a couple of death threats later, you're back at the usual hunting grounds. a pub where only the rough bunch can hang around. men with leathery, tanned faces from years of hard labor under the unforgiving sun. sweat glistens on their forehead, fingernails outlined in black from dirt, grime, grease- the norm. clothes worn, stained, eyes bloodshot. they slur out words too loud, laugh even louder.

they're grotesque in comparison to you. they're perfect. no one's waiting for them at home; no kids, no family. and you don't even have to try to get their eyes on you. your bare ankles and wrists will do all the talking for you. (you don't fuck em, there's no need for that.)

however, there's a new group of guys in town. and you dab on some lipgloss/rouge and go for the kill.

(the only one that gets killed is your pussy lmao somewhere down the line the "don't need to fuck them" fizzled out of existence. probably the time soap pricked his own tongue on your canines. you left with a belly full of blood and hole full of cum.)

[jeeaark]

Never seen an illithid recoil so fast when trying to give it smooches. Turns out there's a very good reason for it!

Wanted to draw my guardian boi one last time. First time the Emperor suggested it, got a lil affronted

Like, Squid bud, you don't think Greygold 'gets it'? You don't think Greygold had a bit of the 'don't belong's? the not-be-yourself-to-fit-in? Greygold gonna accept the shit out of you, buster. Gonna figure out dat squid biology one comedic lesson at a time.

Also. dat hair. I like to imagine when the emperor saw what would instantly gain Greygold's trust, the illithid was like-This is....Way too dreamy. Had to tone it down, Clark Kent dat Hunk-orc up with a hair-bun.

[sweetshelluvaau]

I was joking with a friend earlier how funny it'd be if after the Full Moon and Blitzo getting a bit more his shit together he enters a Polycule with Fizz and Ozzie but Stolas is still being a pissbaby about Blitzo not loving him only for Fizz and Ozzie to sit him down and be like 'dude, we're gonna help you making a dating profile and help you get over your self-pity ass so you can leave our boyfriend alone', only for Stolas to be confused before Blitzo walks in like "Hey I'm boyfriend btw".

Just picture the look on Stolas' face guys. Just...picture it...

[wejustvibing]

"lewis will sing, i will do the piano and lando on the guitar" - CL

[mari-lwyd-cryptid-blog]

Eddie may be going through the horrors™️ but he still will be the prettiest princess and I love him for it. ✨

Buck can you fight?

[jupitergwin]

i don't know if ya'll noticed or not but look-

rei's wearing a red hair band and i know shit all about colour theory or what not BUT THAT IS KAZUKI'S COLOUR AND THAT'S ALL I NEED!